You have 7 seconds to say why you're not Roman Catholic

I dont worship a rabbi

I’m scared

Something is wrong with the timeline and humans

SOMEONE !
HERE!
SOMEONE BRING HIM HIS SCHIZO MEDS QUICKLY!

UHOHOHUHOHOHUHOHUHOH

I went to the oldest church in my province and the first thing they did was bless the Canadian government, the queen, and the troops.

So-i Catholicism doesn't strictly adhere to the Gospels. Therefore, it is fake. Chad Orthodoxy is the right path to take.

I'm protestant

Why do you include roman? They entire catholic church in Roman. They might have removed the Roman part but the whole structure and ideas are still there.

Because the Roman Catholic Church are late comers to the party, Eastern Orthodox Church is the original still here same, Rome is the one that changes constantly.

i'm not roman and i'm not catholic

pedos

everyday I slowly move more and more towards Eastern orthodox and away from Roman Catholic

Hitler is gay. Fuck that guy. Hail Jesus.

Can't leave the house. Official RCIA can only be completed in church.

Jews weren't allowed to execute people in Roman territory. Only Romans could do that.

Trippy anon, you need a revival.
Romans? Pilate washed his hands of the affair, offered to trade Jesus for a known psychopath, Barabbas, but the dirty Jews (at the time) smelled blood and chose to free Barabbas.
You are child of God and should feel the power he gives you. You were made in His image, and know not your inner strength. Seek guidance, and become the powerful person you were meant to be.
You have been lied to.

I've met too many cruel and immoral Catholics which has led me to believe Catholicism is not the sole purview of the Roman Church.

I'm not a gay pedo.

The romans were based for killing that retarded kike and then genociding them, building a massive statue of JVPITER in place of their temple
Little rats FAFO'd

they are screwed up on issues of sex

Kill all anti abortion nigger lovers

Eastern Orthodox Church is the original

It's not, they started around the same time: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity

See churches and demoninations. The original christians didn't have structure.

This thread is basically kike echochamber.

Still mad because emus raped your grandpa?

Im not a cuckold.

Because the corrupt Catholic Papacy refused to annul the marriage of His Majesty King Henry VIII of the Kingdom of England, rightful King of France, which was illegitimate.

The original christians didn't have structure.

Its a joke, rite? Jesus put 12 apostles

aww lil spic is mad i dont worship his precious brown rabbi

Because I am already a Christian.

I prefer the source material that the Jews and Christians copied

Apostle just means disciple. It doesn't mean they're special.

Why are there so many naked women in that church? (Also, that is clearly a Protestant--probably Baptist--church.)

Christ kikes are retarded brainwashed sheeple

Why are there sky-clad harlots in a church?

not catholic

because

boomer generation were all terrorized by the church

Mom still bursts out in treats just entering a church, any church

still relate more to catholics than prottycucks

Hey Catholic anons, how do I get a Mass said in my deceased grandparents name?

God is fake and gay

God is fake n gay

Bibles=the original fake news

But a Jew was the bringer of real news about time and space. Now what?

I am tho

Because I'm a Hindu/Buddhist/kind of Gnostic.

because sex with young boys is wrong.

Is you nigtarded?

I don't want to have to tell a priest every time I get drunk or jerk off.

That's rather obviously not a catholic church.

Then stop getting drunk and jerking off

The relationship with God is one on one and the role of a vicar is to assist in that if needed. A vicar has no right nor power to forgive sins, you cannot buy God's favour, he cannot be bribed.

All religions are man made nonsense. IF there is a god it won't be based on any of our fairy tales we make up to feel better about dying.

Protestantism is fucking retarded, you guys had 500 years and now it's fucking over, the internet 1 shot killed your entire umbrella of heresy

Yes but it was still a Jew that spread the news about how space and time actually work. It's not in the bible.

And here I thought it was a gamgbang. It's actually one on one?

they don't understand the things I say on twitter :(

Insightful, chap.

Chicken and the egg. Romans facilitated Jesus' and the Jews wanted to have him executed. Romans administered his crucifixion. Pilot was the "judge" in the matter but the bible says he suggested not executing him, but being the governor, chose the honor the wishes of the people, in this case the Jews/pharisees ruling class all wanted him dead. I don't think Romans liked Jesus or anyone stirring up problems in their province and it was more a matter of administration making the best choice. The vindictive ones were the Jews who passed the judgement. So chicken or the egg? Who killed Jesus? The judgement passed by the Jews or the administrated public execution by the Roman government?

Because Jesus directly told literally everybody in the Bible that no man shall can any other man their father yet Catholics refer to church priests as Father and the pope as the Holy Father.

Because I’m a straight white male and not a pedophile

The wonderful thing about Protestantism is that you don't have to give a fuck about what the church teaches. The church is not the authority on God, the scripture is. My relationship with God is, in my opinion, healthy and I pray every single morning and every single night, I try my best to be a good, honourable person and I sincerely hope that my life is deemed enough to enter God's Kingdom.

it's not in the Bible

True but it's in Vedanta which was written by Aryans. Space and time in Vedanta are considered aspects of Maya, the illusion we call the material world, and are related to your conscious state here as well. We can easily see that time is relative to our consciousness with how fast time seems to go when we sleep and dream.

I stand on the false premise that I can interpret books from the Bible to create reality, as I am the arbiter of truth, and so therefore I have nullified Catholicism

The wonderful thing about protestantism is that it's a religion for ignorant narcissists to tell everyone in the world to fuck off and make up your own religion

Yeah, we know that's why you like it, it's satanic

The church embodies everything Jesus fought against. - Nietzsche

This, Romans killed Jesus. Same way white politicians bring immigrants here and not Jews

I don’t have anything positive to say about Christian Rome

But that was pagan Rome

There is nothing satanic about Protestantism.

Heretical papist charlatans get nailed to the fucking cross

It's false and inspired by Satan to lead people away from Christ's Church
You people have no fear of God, you people literally walk around thinking you have a ticket to heaven in your pocket and you're just waiting around to die, it's fucking retarded

God has not predetermined anybody for salvation nor damnation but everyone is born with the free will to work, pray and attain the chance at salvation.

Because I am not a beta republicuck.

nigga heil hitla

That pic isn't even a Roman Catholic church. The altar layout is not even close.

Truth often is

Here's my personal theological opinion with no authority that contradicts people like Calvinists

I was being mean and I apologize, I love you, I just hate the false sect ideologies
Do you not see how ridiculous this is though?

I don't make babies for the State.

I left it when I finished my confirmation.

Because the catholic church is evil and hoards alien technology and censored human history.

We should gas all catholic nigger lovers

Not a retard buying sand monkey fantasies

fact
hitler wasnt gay, thats why kanye is singing heil hitler in his song about how he feels about his divorce

the romans were helpless because 4 jews really really asked them over and over and so their hands were tied and they are blameless! Pilate even washed his hands and really didnt want to but they asked a lot of times!!

where the fuck did you get that image?

religion is the biggest psyop of all time
and the abrahamic faiths are all kikery
rumble.com/v554qeh-the-judeo-conspiracy-exposed.html?e9s=src_v1_upp

I'm not a Calvinist, I'm an Anglican.

Organized religion is fake and gay

Bodyfat too low.

Woke popes push me away. That and the pedo priests.

I'm not a Calvinist

Yeah, I know
Reread what I said

I'm an Anglican.

Well that's better than being some goofy ass baptist/ "non denomination" guy
You're not that far off, were you raised Anglican or did you select it on your own?

All religion is fake n gay

Fixed that for you

i dont believe that a fallible man is a conduit to god.

i'd sooner be protestant.