Brit/pol/

Salmon, asparagus, gnocci in a tomato sauce for dindins tonight

luvverlyjubberly

forren muck

If would be a laugh if he sued Nigel and Yusuf. Not Reform, just sued them both personally. For slander or something.
Let Nigel do a gofundme

please donate to help pay my legal fees

xcancel.com/RupertLowe10/status/1922598164592300389#m

The Metropolitan Police have today confirmed that they are dropping their investigation into the false allegations that I made threats against the Reform Party chairman.

Full statement.

Can't slow the Lowe, hopefully the counter legal cases will be kino and bankrupt the party or them personally

maybe i can learn to love her ....

Tight wet pussy and a big bum
Tight wet pussy and a big bum

asparagus

No sex for you.

Steering wheel is on the wrong side you Muppet.

Island of strangers is strangely accurate from the red tie party

Josh is a paedophile

I'll fix it for him. It even fixes the flag in the background.

It's accurate in general. I couldn't even tell you the names of any of my neighbours. I probably wouldn't be able to pronounce most of them too.

For me it's the Jon Deere Gator.
Would love one.

Why are their ages in French?

Lowe could Great Man max, but I am sceptical.

FUCK

PHEW, was worried there for a minute, thanks lad

Also Suffah Anon who acts like his entire family was killed by the European Broadcasting Union SUFFAH
All my Eurovision bets hit last night SUFFAH

Used to drive similar. Crash gearbox is fun.

Dieu et mon droit

To confuse the Irish.

That really doesn't take much

Yes but its strange to hear that from them

nitter.poast.org/splinterbos25/status/1922318675014488178#m

Most people in Britian hate the change, but they're screwed, because they don't have firearms. Crazy how the 2nd A keeps stuff in check huh?

Still laughing at this mong.

no totty, no watchy

Indestructible engine if you got the 1.25l. rust under the sills is what gets most of them.
Fuel smell should be easy to find/fix. Just inspect from tank to engine following fuel line. Look for clean/damp areas. Tighten/replace failure.
Injectors aren't expensive if it's them. More likely to be injector rubber seals though. Easy enough DIY job if you have the tools. Buy a used Haynes on eBay (about £5)

A horrifying alternate timeline where everyone is black.

77th busy shilling Starmer kek

when am stressed out as fuk i'll get one song stuck on a loop in my head non stop like LOUD as fuck to the point i start to hate it
this is the week's offering
youtube.com/watch?v=CrxHGtjNJDU

YOU PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS

Some Labour strategist who has looked at polling and realised that Labour need to peel away voters from Reform

I realised when I started hiking I have the same. Take away all distractions and it loops about 30s. Different song every time. Annoying AF on a 10hr walk with few distractions.
Takes about 3 days of camping/walking to clear it.
It's bliss when it leaves.

cheers lad
always wanted to be able to fix my own car, so maybe i'll finally grow some balls and do it

WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS

butchers shop lasagna n chips
running late cos I forgot to put the fkn oven on

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crmkn7rjv7zo

It's over. A desert wasteland perfect for the new britons.

Keir (the bennie snatcher) Starmer

Play some other music

“So I’m on the train when the new orders come down from HQ: wogs are bad now. There’s a Boriswaver in this carriage with no headphones. My Army training takes over, Double Tapp to the head, job done. Problem solved.”

swapped my megadrive for a mk2 ford fiesta with a fkd water pump

Miss those days ngl

If only we had AR-15s, then we'd never have to worry about being demographically replaced by a state that fucking hates us

Well well interesting.

Next week, wogs are good again and he's on trial for warcrimes?

Decent set of spanners and sockets. I used draper expert as best for budget. Screwdriver set. Magnet on a telescopic stick/mirror on a stick. Cheap online. Magnetic dish to hold screws/bolts.
Haynes manual.
The rubber injector seals cost about £20 from dealer iirc. A mechanic will charge over £100 to change them.
You can buy the parts, the tools and the book cheaper than that.
It's easy, just need confidence, patience and take a lot of pics for reference. Keep parts, bolts etc organised in sequence of removal.
Not saying it IS your injector seals but learn to fix it and you'll save a fortune. The tools will last a lifetime. As will the knowledge.

The Doctor needs to go back in time and prevent it from happening.

Here's another one of these mongs:
nitter.poast.org/drawkkwast/status/1921983803569983651#m

I’m gonna tell you what the problem is with all of you “men” in the UK: Look at this post. You’re complaining like a nine-year-old girl without offering any solution! WTF are you going to do about it other than complain? Nothing, and that’s why you’re losing your country.

It's Deliverover

Did somebody say Just Leave

Meh. Had the same headlines in 1985, hosepipe bans blah, blah, blah.
Take a picture of a dam and blame the climate change....

kek

I paid £50 for my first car. Was a wreck. ;)

boatwogs excluded, of course

Retroactive policy will be defeated in court I'd imagine. It's akin to breach of contract.

cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/cornwall-planning-premier-inn-st-10179758

Despite Cornwall Council refusing it and hundreds of people objecting to plans for a new Premier Inn - describing it a "monstrosity" and "far too big and ugly" - a planning inspector has decided that the controversial 90-room hotel overlooking St Ives can now be built.

Over 100 residents opposed to the proposal packed a meeting in the town in March, when the hotel giant appealed against a decision by a Cornwall Council planning committee to refuse its application in April last year.

But planning inspector Sylvia Leonard has now approved the proposal, stating that it "would not appear as unduly visually prominent or discordant within the hillside setting of the town and would not harm the setting of the conservation area".

most heavily devolved county council in England

Central govt Planning Inspectorate just swoops in and overturns decisions anyway

What is the fucking point of even having a council anymore?

He caused it when he went back in time to stop Yakub.

I got a rover 820 for fk all n found three quid in change in the ashtray

Kek

Need space for the BAMES. Councils are basically toothless, they're broadly superfluous now

Rover 820

Proper barge.

Spice jars turned up, made some spice mixes whilst I was at it

So the dams are full and there's plenty of water is there?

joey deacon.

nonce is back

hotel opens

immediately requistioned for BAME storage

made some spice mixes whilst I was at it

What did you make lad?

That's quite an interesting looking pic. Quite Yookay aesthetics.
Does it come with any explanation, or is it just bullshit.

Does it come with any explanation

Yeah, current events

Noice.

I thought your country was fighting against tourism. Fuck off Carlos.

kek

Haha the British are poor now.

very based

I made:

Mix for tikka masala curry

Mix for chicken tikka marinade

Curry powder

Garam masala

No. They are not full. Maybe you noticed the lovely weather? The lack of rain?
They fill up again when it rains. It WILL rain.
How many new dams have we built since our population was half what it is today?
What's your local water suppliers network leakage figure?
The problem isn't climate related. It's infrastructure investment.

Whiter than you muhamed.

How do I get out of the social contract?

But are you going to prepare it in the authentic, Indian style (not washing your hands first)?

I'm SO poor. I just spent £55 on spice jars while the Irish collect juice bottles to collect the deposits....
Show us your bottle bag/box lad.

lol
lmao even
no you're not

rKeir if true
goodbye boriswave

venison40

Mix for tikka masala curry

Noice. I mince mine in a blender ATM because my ex stole my mortice and pestel. :(
Looking for a new one. The flavours in homemade curry are amazing.

This nigga goin hard

Whiter than you

Flag

Doubt.

That is THEFT. You have stolen the cultural achievements of the proud Indian people! How dare you?!

Suicide but that's a breach of contract so you burn for eternity.

It's the nonce
And so is the paki poster
Because he's a sad fat jewish paedophile

bruh dis nigga goin hard fr cuh

fuck off retard. 24k is a drop in the ocean compared to the levels of hell we've endured over the past 30 years. this is literally nothing, and no it's not even a start. dont fall for it you spastic cunt.

He's about as 'ard as a bit of wet lettuce.

I just had to throw out 1kg of prime diced venison because my freezer died. :(
Plus 2kg chicken breast.
8 sirloins
1 wild boar steak
1kg beef mince
And 9 portions of homemade soup.
Gutted.

in this moment, I am:

Checked
We've got the recipes...... (Minus the poo)

rip

He's going to finally get annual net migration down from 1.2 million to just 750k. We've basically won

the colorblind cretin from poland samefagging about josh and spamming ragebait again, yawn

Nah niggas bruh finna save England no cap frfr

in this moment, I am:

Gay?

boring sad fat jewish nonce

Z E S T Y - A F

Weird how you blame Bogdan for your misdeeds from behind your paedo proxy
Sad fat paedophile

this legit has my taste buds craving white cock. Powerful!

Whatever you do, do not scan that code.

Have yet to come across a decent spicerack that is tall and takes jars that size. Might have to make that shit myself.

craving white cock

Could be worse..

Sugarplum sweet ass nigga

Downright peculiar...

They voted for it.

Might have to make that shit myself

I know lots of people that use those jars and have the same problem. Design something and bang it on Etsy for silly money. Build to order.

I've got some milk chocolate mini magnums, are they going to make me crave jeetpeen?

Yep. Pretty much a whole meat man order.
Not using them again though. Had a few sirloins that were off from them.

yeah like a gangbang of small jeet peepee

They should have a warning on the box like cigarettes

Uhh guys, did Starmer get body swapped or something?

Kier 'If They're Black Send 'Em Back' Starmer

Council workers outside tending to a tree

Think they're just gonna lop off one of the half-broken trunks that came down in a storm

They've taken it down, along with the rest of the tree

Leaving a 4 foot trunk poking out of the ground.

How much will your spice jars be worth in ten years?

odd boast

no he was just told by his superiors to pretend to be anti immigration

He's been doing herculean amounts of cocaine since reform bent him over and he's becoming uncomfortably based

someone needs to ban him from twitter. Our own pm, a nazi

He had a stroll through London without his entourage and it all clicked

Starmer on a mad one

didnt make a massive pot of meat stew and donate it to the hungry masses instead

Lol

It will sprout again but will look like a bush on a stick. Bastards.

he's shaken by those local election figures

Why do people talk about the future like it exists?

shut up or i'll knee you in the balls

I’ve already returned over 24,000 people with no right to be here

There's estimated to be a million illegal migrants in this country

I would like to formally congratulate brit/pol/ on their prime minister.

know estate agents are slimy and will screw you over

still feel guilty as fuck that I've got to go back to the first one I talked to and tell them that I'm going with another

Why do I get so worked up about shit like this?

We need to get rid of about 15,000,000 people.
Basically everyone who came here since the 60s and their descendents.

Also

24000 deported

80000 new arrivals

But that spice rake guy is saying like his kids can sell his pots when he's gone, will there even be money then, who says that they'll even be an England then, what makes him think that we won't just be corpses in a radioactive crater?

Imagine getting your shit kicked in after a few months in office by a beer swilling troll

this thread glows

you're just a commission to them, treat them accordingly

his kids will die from cancer caused by the plastic chemicals leeching into their curries long before then
at least they looked nice against his feature wall

Is anyone actually falling for Kier doing this emergency move to try to win us over? Are you really falling for it?

shhhh!
dont spoil the fun

It's probably gonna end up like another one they did the same to a few years back, a rotten stump poking out of the ground.
I hate them so fucking much.

comrade two tier promised: lowers taxes, keeping winter fuel allowance, lower energy costs, investment in small businesses, safe industrial jobs - all while claiming that high net migration is good for the country

Another thing I don't get is how you can have a feature wall at the same time as saying you're going to have kids? Are he and his husband going to get a surrogate or something?

perfect tiny house for about 15 afghan migrants

the man shags

lower energy costs,

Still waiting for that. Next week, right?

God why couldn't it be me

it gets easier as you get older

The elites have spoken, the age of woke is over

Cherri-Ann

Never stood a chance

Whole article is a rollercoaster worth a read,
from what I can tell, they tried the old epstein defence and it worked (cripple yourself and say you're too monged now)
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14710733/Female-prison-officer-pregnant-rapist-sex-duty-avoids-jail.html

tried to get pregnant 40 times

She eggless or is he a Jaffa?

genuine question lads, when's the last time you talked to someone in real life who was actually British? not white polish, not German, not half something, just British and that it. i don't think the British are even a thing anymore

Why do I get so worked up about shit like this?

Cos you're a good lad.

She has 3 kids lol And I'm guessing from the double barrel last name, a hubby or divorced

40 times no baby

should have tried it in the vag at least once

yesterday

i myself am actually 100% just british from my DNA test, but i have never in my life actually met someone who i can say is 100% british aside from family members. where i live everyone is a migrant in some way, part polish, half german on a parents side. in any right wing circle ive been in nobody is actually british either, nobody is from the UK they are all strange mixed breed europoors larping as british

Not really. I buy anything I need for life and make sure it's special enough that it appreciates/becomes collectible.
I get the best of everything and consume very little. While it goes up in value. You wouldn't believe the money in this photo of my living room. (Work in progress, need to repaint wall after roof leaked)
I paid less than 10% of the value. It's a nice way to live.
I could resell those spice jars as soon as they arrive and double my money but I won't. I need them. In 10 years they'll be worth much more though and I get to look at them and use them during that time.
It's just what I do. My kids will thank me for it when I die and they clear my place to auction.

Lubna was chased off yt by the pakis

rapist is a jaffa

Small mercies I guess

Japan had no traditional antisemitism until

just don't like 'em

How to leftists gaslight themselves into thinking that the English are not an ethnic group? England has a massive diaspora population in the US, Canada, NZ, and Australia. These people are really just begging for the guillotine.

Fuck the hungry masses. I've been hungry before and nobody fed me.
Truth is it broke while I was away. Came back to a smelly, slimy mess. Should have sold it to my local Indian takeaway I suppose.

how could this possibly have happened

you wouldnt believe muh expensive tat from the past

as they say, you cant buy taste

Possible nuclear chimpening alert

i have never in my life actually met someone who i can say is 100% british aside from family members.

Where do you live?

it's almost as if exposure to jews is a requirement for antisemitism to form... hmm

The Daily Starmer

borders and nations are just lines and words on a map

we must recognise palestine as a nation with borders

July last year while awaiting the trials for 40 lays and 40 nights:

A BUSY mum thought the housework had finally got the better of her when she collapsed during a frantic cleaning spree.

But Cherrie Austin woke up 10 days later from a coma to find she was paralysed.

thesun.co.uk/health/29030476/mum-overdone-it-cleaning-paralysed-coma-spinal-stroke/
Just happens innit

We might and then I lose. If not, I win. It's a gamble but it's the same gamble for everyone.
I know my mother spends much more than I do on tat and when she dies it's all only good for the skip. I've learned from her mistakes.

Trump can only issue pardons at a federal level, only the governor can pardon him.

oh i forgot to mention he cut disability allowances and is now reopening the debate on allowing EU fishing companies to rape our own fisheries on an industrail scale - and he is in the middle of planning UK military action inside the Ukraine (a non EU or NATO member), alongside EU nations own militaries. starmer is a traitor and so is the large majority of his government

omg im gonna coom

My kids are adults mostly. They don't eat here.

I have no clue how anyone in Europe can be anti-white except for a pathetic attempt to copy our miserable existence.

It’s fucking Europe. I mean the cognitive dissonance to look at Sweden and say “Man, sure wish they had more fucking niggers.” Why?

Hardly surprising this post upset the resident colorblind slavwog, his kosher instincts demand his black brethren be avenged and for Chauvin to rot.

Women are fucking lost. Jfc. A rapist. Thank fuck she's barren. Old tart.

At least you can say you were proud of your feature wall, nobody can ever take that away from you

I dont understand how you can have a murder charge when the coroner couldnt say for sure what actually killed him.

buy her some spice jars

Thai women really like heiling Hitler

allowing EU fishing companies to rape our own fisheries on an industrail scale

after boatwogs, this is the next main issue for me, and it's baffling how lefty cunts cannot be on the same fucking team just for once considering it's about protecting nature. Wankers.

whiteness killed him you racist

Leftism isn't a coherent ideology. They support a social construct when it helps brown people and they deny the existence of a social construct when it helps White people. At it's core, Leftism is just a tribal, knee jerk hatred of White people.

What the Pakistanis have done to this country is way worse than what the Jews did to Germany in the interwar period and look what Hitler did to them

pic

To be fair I wouldn't want a bunch of British boomers descending on my town for a holiday either

Saw jeets in a "noodle shop" selling prepackaged Korean noodles for £10 each. Why are jeets like this?

south wales, thinking back in school everyone had some family secret. some kids were part brazilian, some were part italian, lots of kids were indian. i dont think we've been white for a very long time honestly. im considering moving to america because they might actually have more white british than we do.

Aye they're a strange bunch

giyz we're on your side stop breaking our windows

BLM still matters giyz

giyz pls stop smashing our windows

Nigga you fail to understand lefties, it's not about being good, it's about looking like you're good, it's all jish tier superficiality

you cant buy taste

Oh, you can and then you can sell it on for a profit/living. It's what I do. And I do it very well lad.
Let's see your tasteful living room? We can compare.

Is there any group of people who has had a positive experience with Pakis? They might just be the most hated people on earth, maybe neck and neck with Somalians. Everywhere they go they act like arrogant gypsies, despite being ugly as fuck, cousin fucking retards. The combination of Indian + Muslim is quite possibly the worst combination on earth.

This would be hilarious. Hope they wait for a hot, muggy heatwave before they do.

I think they're planning to sacrifice Israel for a fresh holocaust narrative. Israel's "allies" are pulling back. When "Iran" nukes Israel, we'll all leap in and go to war against global islam. And we will be saddled with the guilt of abandoning Israel just before their demise. This guilt will shape the next couple of centuries. We will spend every day begging their forgiveness.

Will Starmer deport him?

Checked
I'll make sure to post pics when it's done.

We can compare.

give it a rest, conran

Cor. Atherstone ball game
youtu.be/FobzTz0k0OY

She'd only fill them with cum.

Implying he didnt pay them to sieg heil

Fucking scum. All these faggots deserve to die

I'll make sure to post pics when it's done.

no need lad, we can imagine how crap it will look and then youll have to explain how much everything cost and how great it will be when the value goes up
it will be very boring

Me neither. It's the refugee bit I can't wrap my head around. Better a summer of boomers than a lifetime of Somalis.