I'm an alcoholic

I'm an alcoholic.

So?

Stop that

talk to your sponsor

Hey An Alcoholic I’m Dad

I'll probably smoke weed the rest of my life
But at least I'm no longer an
alkie.lmfao

Me too

Hi an alcoholic.
I'm dad.

Tiggy Skibbles is into smoking teeth, not injecting alcohol. Get right with the lore.

get better soon anon, I'm cheering for you!

Its caused by women, I smoked coke last year all my teeth are fucked, 1 didn't went out for 6 month and managed to stop smoking its really caused by normies, once I go out I just want to die, that why I do sport only at night in the wood Im sure to not meet anybody

We should start a group. We can call it "A" just alcoholics, no anonymous. We will talk about how to live out best alcoholic lives.

Oh it's some stupid fucking inside joke
Like we're at
Fucking reddit with the gd limericks or puns or whatever TF it is Stupid assholes

That sucks. Hope you get the help you need, anon.

No you are not. You are in denial.

stop drinking

If you are married, let me be the first to tell you that it puts extreme strain on the marriage. We don't notice it, but it does

t. fully functional, chain smoking raging alcoholic bread winner

All alcoholics deserve a bullet. No exceptions, no excuses.

Why do you say that? Are you putting drinking above your responsibilities?

Call it what you wanna call it. I’m a fucking alcoholic.

Not at all. I pay all the bills, never late to work, available for the kids since their birth for ever single hour I am not working.
Work at a large company and have gotten slowly but steadily promoted up the latter. No debt ever. Both kids in private school. Private healthcare insurance for all
At every single second of my life that this is not going on, I am smoking and drinking.

So, what's the problem? If you are handling your shit, why is drinking a problem?

Weird flex, but alright then.

Me too. I had to come to terms with it... last bender really fucked up my system for over a week. I watch too much Gaza Genocide & I wasn't paddling/fishing salmon, or any of the fun stuff i habitually do. Make friends with it anon.
You got this.<3

admitting it to yourself is the first step. now take responsibility for your life by continuing to stay sober! you can do it anon.
save the bullets for the people who make the poison. alcoholics need support in their community, not death.

I was a binge drinker until I quit to smoke weed fulltime, now I'm stone cold sober for years and years.

Kys fool....
Or just go back to smelly leddit please.

I don't drink at all, and yet my life sucks.

It puts strain on the marriage for several reasons. You end up saying stupid shit and the next day you don't even remember what you said. Also, when you are near blackout drunk you become irresponsible and reckless and your family gets scared even if you get out of it unscathed

Checked. They don’t teach you this in school for some reason, but you’ll find the human body very much doesn’t like it when you drink heavily for a week without consuming an appropriate amount of food, and in fact your body will basically launch a revolt on your ass if you attempt to will it into submission, even if you switch to a different type of alcohol. The internal digestive cramping and horrific slimy yellow liquid shits are nothing to shake a stick at, it’ll tear your asshole a new one. Don’t get me started on the night sweats, which can also be day sweats.

And the chainsmoking and heavy drinking cuts into your time, and as much as you try to be present, you end up unavailable at a few rare time lapses

*stoned cold sober, or California sober as the aunts and moms call it.

You really should stop. I was a heavy casual drinker for a long time. I do miss the pain relief in my back and neck and being able to escape intense pains from things in my life, but booze truly is poison and terrible for you in so many ways.

bro just don’t do it

I drink beer once in a while, one time I went to the deli and bought 10 oz of budweiser, had to sneak it in my house because if my mom caught me with a beer she would get mad.

I've taken the george best approach to drinking. I know its going to eventually kill me, and I have come to terms with it. No sense in trying to fight it.

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Anon, I was as well. I was able to get out of it. I won't sugar coat it, it's very difficult. I almost killed myself when I finally had to look at my life with a clear mind and see what I had lost/wasted. If I could do it, you can too my friend. Good luck.

I don't get black out drunk, but I drink everyday, it's my job. I have a wife of 25 years, three sons. To me it seems like the line between alcoholic and being ok, is rather dumb by normie perspectives. If anything I'm a workaholic, but I own a bar. My job is to entertain people on vacation and drink with them, make them feel at home.

I've been drinking for a living and throwing a party for over a decade. The bad part to me is the toll it takes on your body. It hurts you over the years. I've never been a mean drunk, it has never stopped me from spending time with those I love.

It's balance really. On one hand I drink with strangers everyday (I love people) and make them happy, but I need to be conscious enough to handle business. It's a thin line you have to walk. By any metric I am a raging alcoholic. To me it's just work. I'm an upstanding highly regarded member of the community, but I just drink, smoke, and play guitar everyday. The town loves me for it. But, it has taken a toll on my body.

Still it's fun. I will be here playing guitar and getting drunk until I die. I like it.

medfag here that also struggles with alcohol. You are destroying your liver if you drink every single day. If you can just drop it down to 3 - 4 nights a week, and give that liver some time off so that it can heal and replenish, you will add many years to your life. But daily use will put you in an early grave.

I do three weeks on and a week off during the summer. Then, I take December, January, and February off completely, no alcohol at all. I know I'm cutting my time short by the way I live, but I honestly didn't expect to make it this long. I've cut out liquor and beer. Now, I drink red wine the Roman style (two parts water for every part wine I drink). I'm trying to figure out how to prolong the party without ending it. Either way I'm stuck in this lifestyle and I enjoy it.

>because if my mom caught me with a beer

wtf?!?! Are you a child?

Don't do that.

>I smoked coke

everyone knows coke isn't Smokable. Stop beating around the bush, and just call it what it is: crack. You smoked crack until your teeth fell out.
Crack.

I've never smoked crack but I've smoked joints laced with coke. What is that?

Nah I'm 21