A normal, average young man has literal one in a million odds of getting a date

a normal, average young man has literal one in a million odds of getting a date

what are the political implications of this?

That’s a below average young man, but the point is otherwise legitimate. The implications are hellhole pajeet-nigger-spic planet owned by jews, so more of the same really but with trash everywhere

The pickyness is why the Bible says at least a dozen times: "Whatever you do, do not give them rights, doubly so over the issues of State and Governemnt, they will trainwreck it to lure an alpha male who doesn't suffer a woman's speech in any context constructive or deconstructive"

And that basically all top 10 religions have various intensity on this directive. Islam being most of all, do not educate them, do not let them work, they are not even people until they have sons and daughters who pledge allegiance to our race and Allah.

That chats to dates ratio is abysmal. Skill issue

online dating apps are full of bots and dead

By engaging in this shit alone you are already admitting that you are a loser with no friends and social skills to meet someone IRL, which is incredibly unattractive.
The only real women left on these shit apps are pump and dump sloots who need the rapid pounding of a a roid monkey to get off.

don't put pics of you with fish dude. no woman likes that shit. every other guy has it too. it's like seeing "travel" in a woman's bio.

He needs to lose face fat and wear contacts.

This person is not supposed to be presenting themselves online. They're supposed to be in their small town in Wisconsin, dating his doughy white counterpart. Men are not immune from thinking they are worth more than they are.

i love fish, fishing is my life, here's a picture of me with a fish, also i love country music

this unironically could not be a worse profile

bro is like your fault that women act like hypergamous whores on a dating platform

average

No, lol.

Him messaging and then her unmatching immediately likely gets counted as a chat

Woah man you are THE coolest guy on Anon Babble! Way to go, tiger

bellow average

The fact he is white make him automatically above average on this shit stained planet

lmao they assume that they will have to scale it and cook it after this fat retard being gone all day.

should've posted a pic of himself cooking the fish

Frumy guys deserve frumy girls, he'll find one.

he should try not being an effeminate jew.

just because you wear the clothes and bought the land doen't make you a cowboy or a mountain man.

i would suggest he kill himself but he won't, he will come here and cry like bitch made kike.

Its on you whether to engage with that shit. Its not even hypergamy, those apps are built to keep users in the dopamine loop to always find the next person. How would they earn money if people just found steady partners in a short time and then uninstalled?

I'm just trying to counter the jewish marketing that established those apps in the first place. Branding eyverone a loser who uses them like in the early 2000s is the beast way to desiccate these pieces of shit and stop them from ruining dating for shareholder gibs.

Why do guys swipe right on basically everyone lol. There's no way that he's actually attracted to 98% of women.

That's probably messing with his algorithm too. Back when I used those apps, I swiped on ~10-12% and had zero issues getting matches as a 5'10 guy with 5/10 looks.

One of my good friends is about to get married to a woman who reacted positively to his fish picture. The pictures don’t matter, just the way you look

fat

redneck

soi beard

soi glasses

fishing picture

country music

Lol. This guy knows nothing about women.

Yup, there have been catfish pranksters literally posing as pedophiles getting matches left and right because they look good, you can proclaim you wanna gas the jews and they'll love you as long as you're handsome.

It is what it is. Grass grows sunshines and women are superficial.

Fat

Looks 40 yo

Archetypical søyboy

Women would be right in refusing him if they weren't shit themselves

He looks okhay to me, I don't understand the homosexual bot rage in this thread that claims he's hideous or something. What the fuck is wrong with your porn infested brains faggots. Literal fucking retarded cattle. I bet he is a good dude too.

young

26 yo

That’s a below average young man

No it isn't lol.

From what I understand those apps have gone way down hill as they pushed to monetize. I met my wife online ten years ago (because I was a homebody who never went anywhere but the hardware store and my job in a factory) but everything I've seen since - not that I follow it close - indicates the algos are worse, the user base is worse, and the experience is worse.

1 date

0 casual sex

0 relationship

That girl was just using him for a free meal

tell me, i beg you. i MUST find a woman at the end of this month

You're not a man.

Yes it is. He’s fat with a pinched face and I bet you short

what are you blubbering, gramps?

29 is the age that my father used to say when people asked his age. Is peak male, but we are still young till our 40s.
Sorry, I don't make the rules, sister.

baby faced pudgy fuck holding a fish

about the same smv as a bald obese black woman but keep trying, champ

did he teach you how to pull bitches? I need one at the end of the month, my mom thinks i'm a fag (i'm just autistic).
I'm 6,4 btw

Just don't be yourself bro

Thank God, that thing is ugly as no other. Men truly have no sense of self-awareness do they lmfao

obese

average

fishing is an extreme turn off for women, if i were a women i would never swipe him right

there's always exceptions and what choice did she have? you dumb mf post with fish pics all the time.

6’4”

Just don’t talk. Go somewhere public and wait for some whore to stare you in the eyes. Walk over and make fun of something she’s doing. Congrats you have pulled a woman

cope, if it was chad holding fish guts girls would find it quircky. It is all about looks. He just doesn't look good

I’m 31 bald and ugly and this dude looks older than me

I guess she had the choice to swipe left instead of making the first move and staying with him to the point imof engagement, retarded internet clown

I met my current gf of 5 years (soon to be wife) on tinder. That's after being a forever alone virgin most of my adult life. I probably swiped around 5,000 profiles in my entire tinder career. I'm nothing special, just an average white guy who's not obese and knows how to have a shower and hold a conversation.

Tinder 5 years ago was way different than the hellhole it is now. Tinder 8 years ago was an absolute blessing, I would get hookups from sending gifs of hamburgers kissing and asking “wanna Mac out?”

Alright then, thanks. I don't usually get out much, but what else choice do i have?

If only i could find some autistic girl so we could sperg together... Then again, maybe it's a very bad idea

If you are that obsessed with women and sex to the point that you swipe the population of a small country on dating apps, than there is clearly something very wrong with you, it clealy shows and no woman wants that.

This also works with average height btw

Autistic men are to blame for this. Why would your average woman date an average man when she can date a man with above average looks and autism who would be scared to talk to an attractive woman let alone try to date her?

A person swiping 2058473 times on tinder, being desperate enough to only swipe left less then 2% of the time, and then only getting 1 date out of it is probably weird as hell.

People still use tinder? I doubt women are on there to use seriously, they just love the attention and validation of being desired

Nothing he said was wrong. Dont use dating apps, simple as. You white knighting dating apps and the trash on them makes you a turbo faggot of the highest order. Unreal.

be skinnyfat faggot holding a fish

Stand bsck ladies he's mine

Imagine swiping on 2 million women and not once getting the hint that maybe you should try something different. Maybe, like, go outside if you're that desperate. Or how about just living your life and if a woman comes along, so be it? What a pathetic little guy. Quenched for female attention. This is what a real "beta" looks like.

The fish isnt the problem, him being a morbidly obese fat fuck is. A boat pic is a perfecf excuse for a shirtless pic

2 million swipes

what the fuck?

This is the actual best advice on this site. It also works for every guy, only the less attractive you are, the less often the eye contact will be.

How is it possible to swipe 2 million times? Wtf.

Doesn't work for ugly guys

go out in the street and look like you’re on drugs and get your friend to take a photo of you doing something dangerous and questionably legal
women love that shit because they hate boring
I assume you’re good looking and tall and not fat though

You don't notice the eye contact because only ugly girls will give it to you

He paid for tinder gold, and unironically swipes for over a hour everyday or something like that. He probably spent over 1000 dollars on Tinder for nothing lmao

Anon the guy is outside all the time. His pictures are of the outside world. Maybe you are just an apologist simp

I’ve found calling a woman “loser” works wonders, but you have to do it jokingly

white knighting dating apps

Your brain is completely fried by the internet. You can’t even make a basic statement without relying entirely on memes
Only if you have a very handsome face

fat face

NPC stare

doesn't look happy in either photo (obvious fake and half-assed attempt to smile)

continued to blindly swipe with these pictures millions of times, not understanding that when women swipe left and you swipe right it's fucking you up the ratings

2053 matches

practically halves to 1269 chats

his ability to turn chat to date was 1/1269

No, he's not a "normal, average young man" - normie men have at least some understanding how to turn a chat into a date. At least, even they were terrible, having started more than a 1,000 chats should be learning experiences. Even if his ratio was just 1/100 that would make for 12 dates, with even a 10% success rate on dates that would've got him laid.

What is with the literal millions of swipes though? You have to be a literal fucking retard to be swiping that much. Your average "normie" guy has girls in the friendzone, maybe a sister. Heck even a mother that could give him some advice about what he's doing wrong. To just blindly keep swiping millions of times with ~0.0001% success is fucking retarded.

Ok, assuming what you said is true, I don't understand because surely after the first few thousand swipes he would be treading old ground already, unless he's literally looking for people within the entire USA and not just his area.

In my younger days my go to move was farting in her face and calling her a FUCKING WHORE LOSER SLUT SKANK but with a :), bitches love that shit

He's a beta, that's all you have to understand. He is the female equivalent of being a whore, only he's not very good at it.

He probably just gets horny and desperate so swipes right without looking. That’s a dangerous game in the city, I’ve seen women I personally know on there, that’d be an awkward conversation

oh yeah my b I was horny and your face is okay looking

there is some merit to that, as "whores of babalyon" have only allegiance to themselves and how much gibs they can juice the system for

T. grew up in low income

shitskins are still cosanguine inbred rats

using dating apps

Dude I'm telling you. Literally just go hang out in a TJ Maxx. Every time my girlfriend drags me in there it's full of stupidly hot girls just hanging out with nothing better to do I've never seen anything like it.

Incels like to talk about how terrible women are, but what about YOU? What do you bring to the table? What’s your personality like? Are you kind? Do you call women “females?” Are you intimidated by women who have their own education, career and money? Are you controlling? Are you a good listener? Are you more negative than positive? Do you have a temper?

Women just want someone they can actually have a long term relationship with. Have you thought about working on your personality, goals, morals, world view, humor or really anything that matters when it comes to a long term relationship?

Honestly, any man who is complaining about women issues is probably absolutely awful. Women will date ANYTHING. Trust me.

preselected normalfag giving advice

All right

>>[crystal dot cafe]

He’s not average, and if you think he is then you are in serious need of improvement

Now imagine being ugly
Women just ignore me, avoid me, want nothing to do with me, wont talk to me, barley even awknowledge my existence (nothing more than quick plesantries in “forced” situations like talking to a hostess)
My life is misery and i feel like it turns my heart darker and darker

is it usual for men to swipe right so many times? I'd think people would reject more potential matches than they accept.

He probably just gets horny and desperate so swipes right without looking.

They punish you for that. Not for spending a short amount of time (plenty of people, women especially have mastered the art of just making a judgement in like a second or two and swiping). But if you say you like everyone and nobody likes you back you go to the very bottom in terms of your rating. In that sense, guys who don't bother to go to the paid plan and are strategic with their likes (i.e. is she likely to like me back) will get a better rating than some guy who's right swiping everything and getting a lot of left swipes back. Also, the kind of women you match back with help to give you an idea of where you stand. If he was only matching with landwhales who have children in their pictures then it's time to reevaluate your profile. What I noticed was that with the dozen or so women I matched with they tended to have short hair, had a grunge/goth look, etc. The girls who were more "normie" with longer hair and posted wedding photos I was liking some of those (because they had nice bodies) but none of those liked me back so I just stopped liking those. In hindsight, if I wanted to attract those women I would be using pictures where I was really clean cut in a fitted suit and the background conveyed luxury (because women that want to show off that they were in some fancy hotel for a wedding obviously care about things like that).

This is actually an "average" man in the same way fat women are "average" women because everyone is fat now.

But it's a skill issue both with the chats, and looking like that as well.
You can just tell he talks about fishing in the first 3 sentences, no one cares especially women.
How many women have you EVER seen fishing, 0.

i go on many dated with every new beautiful girl that gets hired at my workplace

just ask

Try it once faggot, you'll see. This is your problem, you just bitch instead of trying shit.

two million right swipes

30k left

Grim, swiping like this fucks the algorithm though

no one cares

Fuck women and fuck humanity
No wonder people werewolf out

But of course no gov. will not investigate or do anything about these cancerous dating apps. The owner of these dating apps should be all lynch on the street, in fact 9 generations of their families should be all lynch on the street for the message to go across any future pile of shit retard kike scammer.

you vastly underate the amount of thirsty desperate men. He is beyond desperate. A candidate to suicide before 30.

Arranged marriages would stop so much BS in this world, and i'm not even ugly. but i realize that if we want society to be healthy, then we need to find a way to force young women to marry young men and not devorce rape them 5 years later when they get bored.

well hydrated man tells desert wanderers to just like drink water bro

Shut up, idiot, you are unhelpful. A man trying to flirt with women at tjmaxx will get kicked out of the store. Going with your gf means the women in the general vicinity want you and this is true in every setting imaginable you dumbfuck normalfag tourist

I swipe left on every single woman and I keep getting 5+ likes every day, not too bad considering I am an ugly NEET manlet with zero friends and only one pic.

Will never actually bother with this shit tho, let alone spend money on it

Dudes easily 35+ pounds over weight. You dont need to be buff, just not obese if you are "mid." If you are 6'+ and a 8-9-10 when fit, then you can hold extra weight and still pull. This guys rounded face is what will instantly have him looked over. Have a beard all you want, you have no definition. This dude cuts sodas and beers and in 6-12 months he wont look like a balloon face.

They punish you for that.

will get a better rating than some guy who's right swiping everything and getting a lot of left swipes back.

Yeah so the punishment is not for excessive swiping but for being ugly while excessively swiping

Ppl used to try and give me shit for giving up and moving back in with my parents. Now they all wish they could move back in with theirs.

the punchline was ‘ha ha bro no girl wants to date a loser who lives with his parent’

Now they understand. they see it on me every time we might hang out. I’ve been happier a lot longer than them. I’m visibly more healthy, I’m able to save more money, etc.

And they all miserable whether they got a gf or not. Miserable at how they can never save money, mad they can never make ‘her’ happy, mad that they think she’s cheating on them. Or they’re just sad because they just broke up with another one

I saw where things were going a long time ago. Forget dating. Get healthy and save money. Fuck what everyone else says because you will always prove them wrong with time.

Actually you know what this is a lie my ex liked fishing, it was like her one of 3 hobbies.
I don't like fishing.

Ironically sometimes having one picture or no bio attracts more women because they get to fill in the blanks. I have good pictures but still saw more likes when I removed my bio which wasn’t even long or tryhard

I think it probably counts his messaging the woman, the woman realizing she swiped right by mistake, and then unmatching or ignoring him.

Anyway dudes face is way too fat. You can tell he has a chad jaw under that fat. He needs to lose weight. I don't understand these people who have issues which are fixable, but wonder why they aren't getting matched on an app specifically designed to judge based on appearances.

35

Try 75 at a minimum

date 1

no spark

ouch.

noted

to be fair, i made sure it is a somewhat fancy picture and not some mirror selfie, bought a shitty tripod for my camera, went into the woods (with 2 backpacks), wore good-fitting clothes and just sat one a rock with the 2 backpacks slightly in frame so I can tell them that I was hiking with a friend.

Lol no offense germbro but this is serial killer/woman behavior

He didn't though, that's the point.

Literally anything is a turn off to women according to Anon Babble, retard.

wearing realtree camo in a fishing boat

Yeah that's really gonna help him get the drop on those heckin fisherinos

SAAR just rape... i mean redeem SAAAR

swiped 2 million times

Lol, wtf. I used a date app once and after the 20th girl I was like fuck this shit. This is schizo behavior, no wonder women avoid him.

yeah, but it's not untrue. literally anything can be a turn off to many women. they have no idea what they want in a man usually.

Agreed, arranged marriages can work very well too. I have known a couple actually in my life and both of them love eachother so much.
They were forced to make do with what they were provided with, stark contrast to whores on social media spreading ot for any guy that makes their pussy tingle and as you said divorce rape their beta husbands the moment they get slightly bored.
I fucking hate women and womens rights and whoever pushed the whole idea in earnest

Comb your hair and buy shirts that fits you properly you fucking slob. When's the last time you clipped your fingernails? Can you even bench above your body weight?

I never implied that I was mentally stable, I am a 30 year old permaNEET after all.

they have no idea what they want in a man usually.

6 feet
6 pack
6 inches
6 digits income
No glasses
Full hair
Testoface

They know exactly what they want lol
You either have it or you'll never have it

nta anon
I do ALL that, even get comploments on my clothes and guess what?? Im still avoided and ignored
Ypi either have like the couple of “attractive” traits or its a life of cope and pain.

That's average in the US retard. That bmi is more common with females as well.

My hair is my best feature and I can bench 3 plates. I’m not an incel, I just hate both women and normalfag “bee yourself bro” nigger assholes. I’ve lived in a lot of different places so use the apps a lot.

Unrelated to this conversation, I’ve noticed a lot more women showing off their feet in their app pictures

fishing and hunting are fucking sick. its just that girls don't want to see that shit. always post a picture of you with another girl. it doesn't matter who. try this anons who use dating apps and watch the results. thats it. you don't need to looxsmax or anything girls just need to think you have value to another girl and they will take you just so the other girls dont have you. works everytime if any fem anons have achieved self awareness they may chime in on the matter(lol jk).

Why not apply that sort of forethought and cleverness to a career?????

You either have it or you'll never have it

This
Women want Chads, every single one of them. And if they wait long enough on dating apps they can hook up with a chad, why ever go to normal guys. Sure that chad used her for a pump and dump but maybe the next one wont!?
So they stay waiting for chad and let the majority of men pass by.

feet

I said we should meme big fat tits, but nOoOoOoooo. It's the traps aren't gay and braap barn fiasco all over again.

As bad as the US is obese people are not the majority among men between 20-30 and that isn’t doing his little moonface any favors

If you ever actually leave your mom's basement and venture out into the real world, you'll see tons of average to below average looking guys who have girlfriends. And no, they're not all rich.

either complete cultural collapse, a revolution, or a government crackdown so insane that the country never recovers.

there has never been a country that has survived rampant degeneracy. diversity and sexual degeneracy are two historical hallmarks of a dying civilization and are often used to crack cultural and civilizational death.

that's the bad news. the good news is that Israel will fall now that she stupidly and vainly killed her golem. she couldn't help herself. she only knows death.

Big fat tits don’t need to be memed, everyone loves them including women who love them so much that they burn with jealous rage if they don’t have them

Because my CV is too fucked at this point and I anything that interests me does not make me any money. Also I cannot get along with most people at all.

True, if he talked more about nature and animals and harmony he would score more.

You are so fucking right man if he lost weight he would be SWIMMING in pussy totally for sure man. Just like ugly ducklings in movies man because thats just like real life!!
Get a grip, he simply cant do anything. You either have it or dont.

This. He doesnt know how to talk to women. Send that bitch a smiley, bitches love smileys. Or a gif. Either or. Likely highly autismal and retarded.

the truth is that the west will fall. it is inevitable at this point. all this does is hasten the downfall. no amount of jewish lies can save this house of cards from falling, lol. turns out lies aren't food or sex, no matter how much you insist they are. can't eat or fuck those! whoops!

I know. And that means that if i cant even get a girl then i must be so much uglier and worse to be around and it makes me fucking depressed. I never knew I was this way.

But I didn’t say that? I responded to an anon saying he’s average. You aren’t even disagreeing with me you abrasive twat

nothing or said was wrong.
stop using kiked systems and programs designed to niggerize whites. If you don't stop using those apps and learn to date irl you'll be a nigger forever.

Oh wrong anon then
My b

yep, i've known several
they all tell me the same thing, "its better than being alone".
but what they dont tell most people is how their wives will literally pick up random dudes at the bar and go back to their house. and if her husband has a problem with it? devorce rape.
i honestly can't understand it, but part of me thinks i do... i think its mostly men who realize they'll never find somone who loves them, so they're only option is to settle and hope one of their kids is really his.

If they admit that very obvious point, then they have to start integrating "ugly kid lessons" into sex ed where they explain that sex is mostly based on appearance and not innate goodness (which is what this entire house of cards is based on), and/or hard work/masculinity, etc.

The next step is to sterilize the ugly kids, then kill them at birth, then in the womb (which won't be hard, already doing that anyway). Otherwise, well, good luck...

This was never going to end well. That's why people flip out about these niggling details and miss the forest for the trees. This was never going to end well. It never does. What, you think we're special? lmao...

It likely has nothing to do with your looks. It's your shitty personality, bad attitude, and lack of confidence. You have the Elliot Rogers mindset. The guy was loaded, looked half decent, but couldn't pull a girl for the life of him. It was all in his head.

Is this your full time job to make up fallacies on the internet? How much do they pay you?

Np
Haha yeah niggers are known for clever courtship and chatting a woman up first

But you’re the one trawling Anon Babble looking for easy targets to rip into with your projections, so why not practice what you preach and kill yourself?

Breast reduction surgeries are still far too common anon.

Your rating isn't some absolute thing, think of it like a number that changes a tiny bit with each attempt to match. What this retard did was that he assumed that there was no penalty for liking people so he just kept doing it and didn't make any adjustments. In that sense real life is actually more forgiving (if you fuck up talking to some random girl if the next girl has no idea about it then it's not held against you but with these algorithms you are reduced to numbers that change over time, ignore this at your peril).

for being ugly

He's not "ugly". He's fat around his face which is the main problem. He's pretending to be happy (and doing a bad job) which is another major problem. Women have a sixth sense for this. The eyes especially give clues as to whether anybody is home or if there's a soul there. NPC stare + terrible and half ass attempt at fake smile is not going to come across well. You are boring and fake to her. Even a frown will do better if it seems genuine, like you're really "in the moment" in a picture. Such pictures can easily be staged for the camera of course. If you're going to swipe thousands, or in this case millions of times on the app then actually taking the time to get good pictures is only a tiny fraction of that time.

I make nothing for posting on Anon Babble, i did once get a job offer to make money for shilling social media, it like was literally like 2 cents per statement(and they wanted like a paragraph of text lol)
but nope, i'm 100% serious. that's literally a fact of the USA.
now renounce the talmud, or show tits

It likely has nothing to do with your looks.

The gaslighting is unreal. The dishonesty is unreal. This is why people flip out eventually. Lucky for those of us who realize early on what evil dishonest lying assholes you are. Why are you so stupid you can't see what horrors you create through your egoistic dishonesty? You can't just make shit up and declare it to be real just because you want it to be. Jesus christ, let the west die, these people aren't even people. They're just dumb animals, the jews were right, the west is full of dumb dishonest barely sentient can't be honest if their lives depending on it, cattle.

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The average man doesnt have a fucking fishing boat and access to lakes gilled w lunker bass.
The average man has a job and an uncomfortable bed.

I'm just telling you how it is. You can either accept the truth and take actions to fix it, or more than likely you'll just keep blaming your girl problems on external factors that you have no control over because that means you don't have to do anything. Introspecting and changing bad things about yourself is real hard after all.

Please give me another (You)

WAHHHH I HATE U KILL YOURSELF U POO HEAD!!!11

Renting a small boat for a little fishing excursion is pretty cheap out in the country, but you’ve accidentally hit on a decent point here, if the picture he took focused on the boat and not the fish + his face, it would go over much better whether it’s his boat or a rental

i’m just telling it how it is

No you aren’t, you’re a slimy little person and a genuinely pathetic cretin. You even try to hide behind feigned superiority like I won’t reply to you if you preface it by pretending you don’t care.

You’re the lowest person on the entire website by a mile. Seriously hang yourself this evening

You're not telling anyone "as it is" you're making shit up that conveniently places all the blame on the man and things he can control, when the truth is the opposite.

You are an evil, dishonest charletan, and hopefully you get run over by a van full of undersexed angry young men who got sick of people like you gaslighting them all the time while acting smug at the same time. Truth is truth and you aren't a truthful person even slightly. You are the definition of evil, historically - the deceiver.

Of course personality and looks are linked. People with shitty personalities are less likely to look after their appearance. The vast majority of "ugly" men could bump themselves up a good 3-4 points if they would learn how to shave, use a shower and dress properly.

WAHHHHHHHHHHH NOTHING IS MY FAULT!!!!1

This thread is rage bait with an old repost, but I do think it's worth pointing out that there are a substantial amount of "peasant" men in the modern age like OP's image who believe they can integrate into modern progressive systems. Tinder is by its own conceit meant to be a meat market for cityfags and cosmopolitan liberals, which is wholly incompatible with a rural upbringing full of saturated fats and honest work. Hayden is below average in looks and likely has an IQ of 100 flat, but if he had been born in New York instead of bumfuck nowhere he'd probably be able to get a decent girl. The problem is that he, like a lot of rural (and suburban) men who use these dating apps, are peasants. They shouldn't be anywhere near this degeneracy, not because they aren't necessarily unattractice but because it doesn't make sense. You get the sense men like Hayden were just told to make a Tinder account for no reason, the same way a lot of small business owners fall for the SquareSpace meme. These guys need to be in the fields and on the lakes where they belong. If they can't find a woman, then that's just poor luck. Not every guy needs to fuck, but more to the point, no man deserves the pain of stepping outside his internal world and realizing he's a small fish in an enormous sea. Hayden is dim enough to not have this stop him from trying anyways, but if he isn't on the spectrum then he's purely a product of a recommendation algorithm.

12 thousand chats and none of them were good enough fir this guy?
I can't even keep a convo with 12 people without getting annoyed

My post doesn’t say anything even sort of like that, so you’re also stupid in addition to being a worm. I promise no one will miss you

again, placing all the blame on "iq" even though thugs slay, and things he can control ( but really, was just a way for you to state that you look down on rural people as lesser).

This dishonest will come back around to haunt you all, or your children. Lies always catch up with the liar, given enough time. You lose nothing from telling the truth and being decent, you should try it at least once before you die. Assuming you're talking about NYC, is it safe to say you're jewish considering NYC is little israel? it's likely...

There are plenty of women using these apps out in bumfuck nowhere

Hopefully you get run over by a van at some point. Then we can laugh and blame your shoe choice or some shit while you bleed out. "Lmao, what a loser, he could have totally outran it with X brand, fucking failure!" lol

Incels are so predictable and so, so fragile. Keep gulping down those black pills, losers.

hat

Girls are avoiding obvious hat fishing. His weight would be next, but we still want to see what's underneath. Likely his other pictures show him balder than a q-ball.
t. 24 roastie

keep gulping down those blackpills, losers

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this has to be a joke. no way anyone is this delusional in 2025. are you 70+ years old by any chance?

1pbti

Also, implying that using tinder is a valid strategy for finding a life-long.

if you're beneath that onions boy... you're in for a world of hurt in the dating pool

He's jewish like you.

You are replying to an actual, unironic friendless freak who gets its rocks off identifying vulnerable people online to insult with all the vigor it can muster

Needs to lose weight and hit the gym. Take off the hat and don't hide your bald head. Then finally ditch the dating app and go meet women irl at places you generally enjoy being at.

Whiny white cope
Go out and rappp

dating apps

normal

dating apps are purely for whoring they aren't normal by any means.

Buddy needs to take the rapepill

Lmfao the west is doomed

rap

Poo is for the loo, don’t be blue, jew

Unattractive people should not be online dating. Why are you attempting a dating methodology where all people know about you is what you look like if that's not an asset for you?

ngl lads getting kind of tired of seeing 4/10 guys with 0 edge or sex appeal crying that 6's and 7's arnt flocking to them

Funny. It just costs me 150 dollars and I get to glaze the bitch's face with my runny load after I pull out of her ass.

This is not and will never be true no matter how many times you faggot losers spam it

that's a large fish

The problem with the OkCupid data is that people will look at the photo first and that's going to affect their impression of the profile text. To test this properly, you'd need to separate things out. Show people just the profile text on its own, ask them to rate that and just show profile photos without the text. And people won't know which matches to which, it's shuffled. That's a true test.

Also I remember they had that idea of a quiz to try to find people similar to you personality wise and it was a joke. What ended up happening was that people would pick safe answers to try to maximise their matches so when you had a 90%+ match with some chick on the quiz it meant absolutely nothing. And these are the people telling you how they rated personalities.

It's 100% true. Stay in your lane.

4 u

You identify exactly what the data shows and then call it “a problem with the data”

Its ok, whites will die out eventually. More race mixing, more chad leaving a trail of used up roasties. Enjoy the decline. Whites will never stick together, ever.

it’s still replying to me

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i think its the song listen to that chudcore if he played something like this youtube.com/watch?v=tfUQ__v6-dA
he might have a shot his name is hayden girls love that shit and hes white so don't say hes below average all he has to do is put on some contacts and take his hat off( hopefully hes not bald ) drop the fish but keep the boat and voila hes having more roast beef than an arbys

Look at that round, chubby, orange/redhead beardy face.

Wearing a had probably because balding.

LMFAO

That is not normal or average.

Picrel is average.

This. To women fishing reeks of male hobbies, which are boring.

What kind of woman gets impressed, wet or aroused by a male catching a fish ? We don't live in the stone age. Women can buy fish.

You're right. It's not a problem with the data, but a problem with your interpretation of the data.

my girlfriend goes fishing with me and loves it when I catch dinner. wtf are you on about?

Cut your dick off and pick up that UBI check

brown girl > tinder roastie

sorry, but there are the facts

Girls don't want their guys smelling of unfamiliar fish. Sets off their attack mechanisms.

had

hat

Picrel is average young man.

Then you're probably some weird redneck living far away from a city ?
Did you find your girlfriend at a local farming equipment fair?

90% of women do not give a fuck about fishing, it's boring as fuck for them. Women also don't go along to their husbands fishing. It's not normal and your case is not the norm.

I've never met a woman who would be impressed by anything related to fishing at all. It's like the body builder meme only other dudes care.

Then you're probably some weird redneck living far away from a city ?

I live in Toronto. Met my girlfriend on Tinder. To be fair though she grew up on a farm and isn't a typical white western whore. But you'd be surprised at how many women enjoy doing things with their boyfriends and husbands when they weren't brainwashed by jewish propaganda growing up.

good looking body tends to mean good looking brain ugly people are not intelligent in my experience and although people do not conform to some trendy beauty standards virtually anyone can be attractive if they style themselves properly. a lot of attractive people are actually ugly "naturally" but they make it work hollywood is full of it. it is a hard cope from ugly people you guys just have shit personalities from bad genetics/bullying

my girlfriend goes fishing with me

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"the data shows"
They didn't isolate the two things, what part of "it's not a fair test" do you not get? Let me make this super basic for you. If you were asked to rate people by their appearance and their voice seperately, if you saw them and then you heard them speak, do you not see how you're not allowing people to give an objective rating of the voice? A fair test would be where you hear audio recordings of people's voices, give those a rating, likewise with the looks you just have the picture. If you can't understand this and you continue sperging you have some kind of mental handicap and you don't deserve to reproduce.

He can't even atract a chubby awkward girl either, thats the point.

Go fishing

let me make this super basic for you

If you can't understand this and you continue sperging

Ah yes “I-if you arg-gue w-w-with me it p-p-proves me right…”

Absolutely pathetic. You are an embarrassing retard. People don’t date a faceless personality and your criticism is pedantic and wrong. Full stop

if some app implemented some variation of what you're talking about, women would just skip it in some way in order to go right to the face/pictures anyway. women don't give a fuck about "personality" and bios, the looks determine how much they care about the rest. its like with bumble where the whole point was for women to initiate the chat, but they all ended up messaging "hi" or "." or simply didnt message anyone and let them all unmatch automatically if it wasn't chad.

It depends how tall he is.

she grew up on a farm

There you go.

women enjoy doing things with their boyfriends and husbands

I don't hear that here.

Women usually stay at home while their husbands go fishing. Women never participate in this stuff.

Is it perhaps you don't have any male friends that you bring along female on fishing trips ? So your only best friend is your female ?

He’s a fucking idiot. He thinks the entire context of the data ackchyually proves the data is wrong. That’s why he immediately went to the cringe-inducing

don’t argue with me or you are le [generic insult]

He might be average in weight departments in murica, but average attractiveness-wise.

Women don't seem to agree

Maybe try grindr fag

Strip women of their rights, make women property, beat them regularly for being loveless monsters.

Glad you left out the photo where he is wearing a “sit on my face” hoodie. Real shocker women aren’t clamoring to date him. Before you get upset, first impressions matter.

The effect being measured is “seeing the face first alters the personality rating.” You say “but they saw the face first…” like it’s a criticism because you are dumb as shit

Of course women are going to favour the pictures over the bio text. That's not in contention. But that's why you separate the two from each other. I can explain to you that people whether it's reviewing wine or cola, their opinion is going to be influenced by the label on the bottle. It shouldn't. But it does and you can do your own tests and see that a fancy label or well known brand is going to influence the rating of the taste of the drink. That's why companies do blind tests, so you try the product without knowing which brand it is, so it doesn't fuck with the test.

Living in the city means most of my male friends are not interested in outdoor activities like fishing. But that doesn't change the fact that my girlfriend enjoys them. I'm not dragging her along, she actively suggests we do those types of things on weekends and such. If she didn't enjoy it, she would tell me (e.g. hunting I do alone).

Living in the city means most of my male friends are not interested in outdoor activities like fishing

This is not and has never been true

I'm just speaking from personal experience. Obviously there are other men who live in the city and enjoy outdoor activities, but they are pretty rare and I don't know any personally.

swiped 205847 times

on tinder for 5 years 93 days

dude doesn't know how elo works. after the first month or so it's at bottom, any swipes after that are meaningless, the other person will never even see you in their stack. So skill issue + below average looking + obviously very stupid and doesn't know how the app works. Deserves the results.

But if the effect being measured was “the label alters their rating” then seeing the label first wouldn’t be a criticism

i dont care he's ugly

even an ugly man can looks match with an ugly woman

how is this impossible?

He's fat and the glasses make him look stupid

them favouring looks over the rest means what you're saying doesn't work, they will bypass it if they can, if not, the app will be extremely dead. nobody wants to review a bio or voice or whatever, especially not in this time where people have 5 second attentionspans.
i theorized about "functional" dating apps/platforms before, but its very hard to figure out when you know how fucked women are now, and that it needs to both make money and get popular enough, and the fact that modern dating apps have existed to this point means there is near-irrepairable damage already.
i think you also don't realise that 99% of people have insanely mundane npc interests and lives, and voices don't differ that much and a random 4/10 autist can have a booming baritone voice.

after the first month or so it's at bottom

This. Your personal algorithm is ruined after the first month of unsuccessful swipes, lack of messages, etc.

He’s a male 5 even if he’s tall. Probably a 3-4 realistically. You think he’s swiping on women in that range?

I unironically get 50-100 swipes per week until it runs out of users in my region. You are just shit as a male. There is literally a whole pack of femoids in an app with the sole intent of getting fucked quickly and you still manage to not succeed. Just kys.

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You think he’s swiping on women in that range?

True. Men also don't want uglies, we see that here on pol... In the place full of incels who should actually be rock hard staring at uglies after all - being 30 year old virgins.

average

posts a gay boy band

nigga the two less popular bros in that photo got 13 million followers on insta between em the fuck you smokin

One thing i learn is that apps just dont work. The algorithm hides users with same interest as you in order to sell you their premium shit or make you keep swipping to make you see ads. Also since most apps rrquire women to take the first step, if they are not constantly checking tinder you just wont match. There is such a fatigue of dating apps where i live that like 70% of the women i see on Tinder, bumble, boo and hinge just put their instagram account in their bio so you can chat there and then just see your instagram pics, all free and no algorithm fucking with you

People said Tinder was over 8 years ago too.

fat

low socioeconomic background

beard

I don't know what it's like in Canada but here even in the South that guy would be below average.

He certainly wouldn't be less likely to get dates if he had a normal bmi

You're arguing a point that was never made. Who said this makes for a great app?

and voices don't differ that much

That wasn't the point of the example. The idea of the example was to get you to understand that if you find someone visually attractive it's going to affect how you rate their voice. It doesn't mean that voice matters. No wonder you guys have such trouble understanding things. There is no way some guys like you or the other retard in Canadia is going to understand something like ELO which is used in these kinds of apps.

it's always a numbers game
but this shit is terrible
big time skill issue

The average man is not overweight like in your photo. The average man according to this Men's Health looks like this. Mind you this magazine is for men. Not women.

He isnt, but this proves why this society is insane

youtube.com/watch?v=f1Eo8TIOgEc&pp=ygUNanVzdCBiZSB3aGl0ZQ==
below average white men still have >just be white< going for them if they become passport bros
someone of a different color buy on the same scale to white guy will struggle. mind that beauty standards for men are not the same world wide and especially in asia, skinny nerdy white boys who look harmless are extremely desirable.

youtube.com/@ChinaUnvarnished/videos
the above channel is probably run by falun gong and and likely influenced by cia niggers but it does show off some of the dating struggles men and women are having with each other in CCP

Do you call women “females?”

yes.

Women will date ANYTHING.

there's your problem right there. they date "anything" in most cases, and that is feral niggers, ugly mexicans, methheads and abusive unemployed trash. They rarely go for a decent guy with a job that you just described. That guy is boring. He doesn't make them "feel" they are alive.

I swear, the only way to avoid civilization collapse is to take away every bit of right that women have, make them dependent of their man, and occasionally beat them. If you don't fuck/half rape or beat your females they'll lose their minds and destroy everything and everybody around them.

That magazine is probably from early 2000s when office jobs weren't taking up majority of male workforce.

Average male looks like picrel, and even he gets pussy.

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fat face

glasses

holding a fish

I’m not surprised. When women say they want an outdoorsy guy they either mean ‘shirtless 6 pack male model on a hike’ or ‘guy with a big ass boat.’ They don’t mean actual outdoor activities like hunting, fishing, golfing, etc.

he'd have a wife if he talked to women at places he goes to regularly. tinder is bait for whores and gigachads, not a representation of average women in your area

I tried it out a couple of weeks ago. The memes about the women on there are not even jokes. Fat whores seeking validation, washed up party sluts wanting a step daddy for their mulatto spawn, fats just being fat, lots of fat black ladies and bot accounts.

Didn't get a single match and I'm 193 cm and not fat. Complete waste of time.

True

this guy is only 5 inches and 5'9"

IT'S OVER FOR HIM

This. His face is too fat.
Its weight. He looks like Buddha.
He isnt looksmaxxing and thats why hes not getting matches.
The apps are all about looks. If you arent looksmaxxing you wont go anywhere.

the pickings are slim in latvia there is that eastern euro effect where the women are hot and the guys are mafia goons

Feet pic profiles are all onlywhores trying to get you to pay pig for them.

It's actually one in two million.

Its not that low. The nigga just has to present himself better.

this guy is like custom built for failure on dating apps this is actually impressive i think i could get more swipes with literally no pic or bio

shirtless 6 pack male model on a hike’ or ‘guy with a big ass boat

Skinny but muscly picrel cyclist males also work fine with women and are in demand.

hes bald there are other photos op didnt post this guy is bottom of the barrel of the whites

Yeah but fags like you constantly pick fights with us and try to get us thrown in jail for battery, just because we arent dating any women. So sadly we are forced to date them if we want any relaxation and peace from you freaks.

All that depends on certain situations in life, or - female upbringings, friend circles, parent presence (father) etc, so it's very diverse - what females are ok with here.

Lately females demand only very attractive males on dating apps as well.

things like voice and perceived status and personality traits DO matter, but all of these factors influence eachother's perceived importance/weight and looks most of all raises and alters the perception, they all result in an overall score, looks are just the biggest factor. it seems you yourself don't understand.

don't put pics of you with fish dude. no woman likes that shit. every other guy has it too.

Showing off a fish is one of the few times an average man wants to be photographed. As opposed to women to take dozens of selfies per day

photos lit terribly

awkward unnatural smile

one of the most unattractive hobbies showcased

no sense of fashion

Even before we get into shit like him being fat, wearing nerdy glasses and probably balding at 26 this guy's profile is terrible, nowhere near average.

According to women 80% of men are below average men.

He should show his boat instead of the fish. Maybe he can invite her to have dinner on the boat.
This should fix his success.

According to a cherry picked graph from a decade old OkCupid blog post. The same blog post that says women message men they rate low while men only message the "hot" ones. It's the most retarded talking point that's repeated ad nauseam.

It looks like an inflatable rowboat on a lake. Hardly the type of boat that makes women drop their panties

the amount of matches and likes even below average women get on apps is multiple times the amount top 10% of men get, men looking only for women out of their league was true for a tiny percentage pre-internet perhaps but it couldn't be further from the truth now, most men go for their looksmatch.

My friends girlfriend’s family was like that. All the women were super hot and went to good universities, dated Chads and lived happily ever after. All the men were balding fat losers that couldn’t hold down jobs.

still abysmal

I'm scared of girls but I will never admit it

The problem with this kind of rationalization is that young impressionable men will actually believe this garbage and ruin their self esteem. Fuck you nigger

Yah his face too fat.
I have similar face/skull shape.
I have no delusions.
Women like skinny long faces.

also, you're saying that someone who swipes yes to everyone and has done so 2m times is only messaging 60% of his matches? Doubtful to me.

So? When it comes to actually dating things are rather equal.

Dating on the apps only works if you are at least a 8/10, if you are below you are just invisible and a waste of time

where? on mars?

probably balding

In some places bald males can surround themselves with women too and even pick one of 3 to fuck.. Picrel Latvia.

One of my coworkers is a curvy, 5ft, big tit, cute pinay and her boyfriend is an overweight schlub that dresses in cargo shorts and printed t-shirts and who works at Walmart and has no car. I legitimately just don’t understand women sometimes

id go fishing with the lad

Being MGTOW is superior to dating. Having the free time to focus on making money is better than listening to a woman complain.

As a fat 40 year old guy who’s now married but fucked hundreds of women off tinder bumble and pof, here are some hints.
1- you can’t say “hey” or “you’re cute”. A 4/10 girl showed me her tinder once and she had a hundred unread messages. I’m one day. You aren’t coming out of that with “hey”. You have to say something that gets a rise out of her even if it’s “I want to fill your belly with my seed” you would get far more action than boring hey.
2- never self deprecate. Ever. I’ve always been kinda fat and when women tried to poke fun at me about it I first denied it then insisted I’m perfectly fit and couldn’t be in better physical shape. They are more attracted to the confidence and self belief, even if it’s an obvious nonsense. I had a friend who was balding and he had a date and told me he had some “good material” on his thinning hair. I told him no. If the topic comes up, it always does, deny it. Say you have a perfectly full head of hair and nobody should want to have more hair than you have. He didn’t believe me but tried it anyway - and hes now marrying the girl in may.

im not saying you're wrong about anything but you need to understand if you're 40 and married now, the time you were successful on tinder was probably 10 years ago when the game and app was completely different and you are also from a different generation. i guarantee you if you tried to go on tinder right now your results would look the same as OP's and whatever you'd message makes no difference, you probably wouldn't get a single match to begin with.
and 100 matches or messages for a girl is kind of abysmal, any 5/10+ has a few hundred, and the thing is you simply won't be seen or read even if you put in "effort" in a message.

I shouldn’t but I still do use it and match all the time though I only rarely go out with any of them. Kind of like the old champ taking a few tomato can fights at the end of his career to feel like he’s still got it

My bio simply reads: 6’3”

Pretty sad that either we go extinct or we forcibly revoke their rights. All of this because women refuse to get the fuck over themselves

natural outdoor lighting because hes outside

not smiling like a performative faggot

outdoorsman hobby, survival related, big hoss wouldn't starve if civilisation collapsed

fashion appropriate to his hobbies

hes built for the woods, hes wearing practical glasses, he might be balding, he might not. This nigga would have had 3 kids with a looksmatched chubby mid western woman a few decades ago

i MUST find a woman at the end of this month

holy shit GET THE FUCK OUT OF RUSSIA dude

women in eastern euro countries have got to look past balding, dont most dudes past 25 just instantly transform into an ogre in eastern euroland?

the one good thing about being an American black is that women overseas love us

You are absolutely wrong. As I said above I still use it sometimes and still do just fine. You just don’t know what you’re doing. I had a friend who was short ugly and Italian and he was getting a few matches on bumble but couldn’t convert any into dates. He gave me his phone and I responded to 5 matches woth outlandish things like, and I quote, “I’d like to arrange a business meeting between my pee pee and your vajayjay, how does Tuesday afternoon work” and she replied. 4/5 did. EVEN IF YOU ARE GOOD LOOKING TALL WOTH A FULL HEAD OF HAIR IF YOUR PROFILE IS JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSES AND YOU SAY EXACTLY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE DOES YOU WILL GET NO ACTION.

shut up indian bbc shilling retard fuck off back to your discord

Hes fat
Hes balt
He blind (glasses)
Fat face
Cringe beard
He choose best photo of him self
0 sex energy
Apps is about hot look, he is like 4/10 at best for apps, yes apps..

People like him need woman from religious sects or below avarage women with children, he should not pretend to anything else. Stop this.

He needs to get off fucking Tinder and go find women in the real world. Internet trash whores are not marriage material no matter how much it is memed.

Fatty soiboy who swipes on 2000 women every single day for 5 years

Average

Puh-lease.
Clearly unemployed too if he's got that much time dedicated to just scrolling on his phone

loving being outdoors all the fucking time

This translates to “I will almost never be around”, not very attractive

looks like a good and loyal guy with healthy hobbies. 10/10 husband material for any woman with a brains. he will be married in no time. The only problem is that he's naive enough to be hooked by some whore who will ruin his life and purity

You must perform the hardbass kolbaser mating dance with a lit cigarette in your month and a bottle of vodka in each hand while standing shirtless on top of a parked car and shouting the mating call "AH NUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAAAAAAAMKE" at the top of your lungs at 3AM on a Tuesday.
Try it, it'll work

He looks like a chud. It's pussy repellent.

not clicking that retard, fuck off back to discord, only reason 4cuck allows this behavior is because head moderator rape ape is a dirty indian, ive seen your chats, your coordinated efforts to spam bbc and to tarnish europe.

take your meds schizo

Change glasses, take off the hat, and trim/shave off the beard.
Would look far better, nobody wants to fuck a stinky looking 5’10 lumberjack with fucking nerd glasses . What was bro thinking picking those like hes 80 years old.

I meant you take your meds schizo

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A chud will blame the fall of western civilization rather than hit the treadmill

Hey brown retard, the whole point people are bitching about is that tinder won't match white men with anyone. Of course you are getting matches is because you are a talking ape.

Uma delicia

literal 4/10 face

fat

most likely bald and everyone knows

red neck

muh fishing and nothing else

2 FUCKING MILLION SWIPES WTF

UNIRONICALLY his eilo is probably fucked from the 2 million swipes. Everyone knows nowadays to win at tinder you either keep making a new account for newbie boost or buy premium and boosters. Even Chad's get shadow banned on tinder after a month or so unless they play this game.

Advice: loose weight. Take MUCH better pics and either own up to the bald or reveal the hair

It's what their grandmothers and great grandmothers fought for files.catbox.moe/4ta989.mp4

When young people in the west examine Islam and find these outlandishly iron-grade laws such as but not limited to women cannot work, women cannot be educated, women are not even people until they have sons who pledge for Allah and Race, they come to the natural conclusion that Islam must have been dropped on its head as a baby and got a debilitating head-injury or some shit, but that's not correct, these directives are not a trifle from a spurned brown Muslim man who hates women because he had a bad experience, no, this is hard won scripture, that this is the baby and not the shitty bathwater in terms of "That thing that everyone has to do if you want your civ to not evaporate under the light of other nations that want yours dead". Women are for babies, men are for resource gathering and enemywrecking, and this 20 thousand year old truth was discovered in Egypt and remains as true today as it was back then.

All countries experimenting with dissolving this fundamental truth in scripture, risks losing their empire altogether as the Shamen show you that God really does hate fags, and God really does hate it when women have power or women are educated.

And this isn't some useless device inside the engine which can be yanked out, nay philistine, this is the god damn steering column, and you're caught red handed with your pants down having yanked it out.

I or my son will bear witness to the USA perishing away because of Jewish Hashemibad Subversion in the white house.

Even if a woman gets a man like that she will still divorce him (see Tom Brady), so the point stands.

What the actual fuck. I had a date literally within three days of using the fucking app. This guy's just obese. Forget about him looking like an extremely boring redneck... if he leaned the fuck out, he'd have much more success. He's got potential, even. In any case, he's doing something unfathomably wrong if he's chatting with 1269 women and getting a single fucking date out of that. And that's after swiping literally more than TWO MILLION times... talk about a waste of time...

so if the faggot in OP says cooler words he will finally get pussy?

What the fuck is that mile time? I hate cardio as much as anyone, but that's a walking pace.

Honestly the fishing is a bad look. Not an attractive hobby. He should learn guitar or ride motorcycles.

He has good smile he’s not ugly he’s just fat and comes off as boring. If he lost weight and showed a more relatable side he would be swimming in pussy. Stop eating so fucking much.

lol, lmao even

Look at his faggot ass beard

Average male looks like picrel, and even he gets pussy.

Of course, after she's done with one-night stands and friends with benefits she deemed attractive just upon meeting them for the first time. The average looking dude will get there by being regularly in one of her social circles and proving to be a reliable provider and an all-around good-enough guy. It's immediate attraction vs long-cooked attraction. Pretty simple to wrap one's head around. Only physically attractive dudes (80th percentile and above) get to garner attention from women from the get go.

a normal, average young man [...]

Russia and Soviet satellites in the Balkans should be wiped off the face of the Earth in order to ensure that everyone minds their own business before the business of others.
You won't do it, but you know it's the right thing to do!

you have to enjoy the hobbies I do too

Stfu commie dick sucker