/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0EDaZmwhQ
Come watch criminals beg to be freed from prison

Good evening fine gentlemen, how are we all?

My tummy hurts from eating too much pizza, and drinking too much soda.

TYB. Looks like Prator is wearing his light blue suit jacket again and he's running the board this morning.

Oshit

TYB

I like how the Louisiana seal makes that fat spic look like a divine saint or something kek

Shrimpdick Stella

Thanks baker upper, let’s get ready to rumble!

TYB
This the Diabetes convention.

Does anyone have the docket lineup for today?

Normally I can only see part of the show, because I have to go to sleep to get up to go work, but I put in PTO to stay up and get a package.

Allen Correctional is a large prison. I’m sure it’s air conditioned.

get a package

What's the package?
Is it drugs?

I bet it's drugs

Saint Gonzales. Patron Saint of Second Breakfast

You can think what you want. Its fine.

this man never did drugs and if Tony were here, Tony would still want to send him to a just say no class for 9 months

It says here you were smuggling diabetic test strips

How do you plead?

We have a grant boys!

Checked and kekd

But not before explaining that he was a drug court judge for 35 years.

lmao

A mother, daughter, wife, sister

damn that's a lot of people

he wondern't a good feller

We have a veterans group.

They're not all veterans because there's aren't enough in jail so we have others too.

It explains why kerry's goon is here.

Andrews kabbala evil eyes on the back wall creep me out, it's like he wanted a wailing wall but thought applying bricks would be too costly and time intensive so he went for the spirit energy circles instead.

It said Kerry Myers, but here's not here today

Where could Kerry be? Maybe he went to the batting cages today.

Well, he shot and killed his wife, so yeah - Kerry's definitely going to find a way to let this guy free

You sure that's him? On the docket, it shows 3x manslaughter.

Better not smack your chest that hard, gram-gram. Must crush your ribs.

Lady, nobody cares.

Miss Hutchinson

Another round please

just let me run damage control after the victims family rips him a new one

Lol nice try.

well this was a given

I'm not 100% sure about it, no
But maybe the jury returned a lesser verdict, or at the last minute they pled down
Maybe we'll get some more details during the interview

The time behind bars sounds about right

Reminds me. I killed off the last of the Bourbon last night. Must replenish.

I killed off the last of the Bourbon last night

MURDERER!

Good morning frens

This victim opposition is pretty compelling

I stand corrected. Why does the docket show 3x manslaughter?

My brother doesn't live in Louisiana but, if he was facing a parole board, I would speak against him. I'd go in a suit and tie and give my best testimony against him. He's a heroin fiend and did time in prison.

BOARD MANIPULATION

Why does the docket show 3x manslaughter?

I don't know why the docket sometimes shows multiple charges for the same crime, but it often does for some reason
We should call the board and ask them

May I speak

Drinks all night

Puts credit cards in the names of his children

Kills wife

Miss Hutchinson here to gloss it over and claim it was just manslaughter

Gotta bring out the big guns.

No, wait go ahead.

Did have the information.

He LIED

That's a denial.

TYB. Shroomanon reporting in. How are all my frens?

Now entering the ring, the Eight time Convicted of Molestation of a Juvenile champion!!

Denied

BTYCN
Up next a nouncy nonce

That was a good one for sure
May I Speak? The silent chimpout saga youtu.be/VgrOTi8V5fQ?t=8622

Pretty good friend, there was a mushroom thread on pol a few days ago. I was wondering if you were in it.
Additionally, what's an easy magic mushroom to grow outside?

Guilty with a statement

the classic bed bug defense, haven't seen that one in a while

This one could get spicy. Dude looks like a busted condom.

i fucked those kids because bedbugs

I'm tripping and wondering why Uncle Ruckus is doing in the background...or am I'm hallucinating?

That last name rings a bell. Have we seen this guy before?

I couldn't find a place to live so I decided to become a sex slave

what the fuck

Went from bed bugs to sex slave. WTF kek

didn't see the sex slave turn coming, holy kino

Oh shit it's getting even better

OH WOW. was not expecting that.

Outside? I've never tried it. Good question. Check out myyco

wow this degenerate needs to die.

i molested his nephews because he asked me

Fucking bedbugs.

What if he’s onto something? What if bedbugs emit a poison that turns people into pedophiles?

so he liked being a weirdo and got off on it but now he regrets it because being in prison sucks

incredible story. denied.

myyco.com/

all in all, i gottta say, for a sob story, it's pretty decent delivery. i mean this is a hard pig to put lipstick on. he's probably doing the best job anyone could. well anyone who's not good at fake crying anyway.

shoulda just called the exterminator...

Uncle Ruckus looking like a nigger gnome toe ATM...

You all know what they say: Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite, or you will rape some young boipussy.

I hated sleeping on a air matress and dealing with bedbugs.

Understandable.

We lost the family land because Taxes.

Damn, sucks.

SO I went online to sell my self as a sexslave

What?

So I got on a bus and he told me to molest his nephews.

WHAT?

So I did.

yea that's some amazing logic

Fucking kek

spores101.co/

personal issues dealing with low self esteem

you don't say

This fucker went full steam ahead on the Degen Express.

I was able to find this about the crime. Not a whole lot of detail, but there were quite a few people involved:

thenewsstar.com/story/news/2015/10/01/three-arrested-child-pornography/73163150/

I don't think he did any reflection, I think he's just to dumb to lie.

So....does anyone know where they advertise sex slaves??

linkedin.com/in/clint-baptiste-1016668/

Thanks Fren.

terrible
I always wonder how the kids from this story are doing now in 2025

2015

dude's lucky it happened when it did. a law passed in louisiana last year i think now gives judges the power to sentence these creeps to castration if the victim is under 12 i believe.

holy shit did I tune in to LPBG at the right time today
the gay-sex-slave-little-boy-molesttation-porn-studio thing is one for the record books

he said it was on craigslist. i don't think that site is the wild west it once was, in fact i know if anyone even uses it anymore.

Anytime.
Me too. I work in mental health so I see the aftermath. The good news is that not everyone who experiences such trauma ends up a train wreck.

Thanks mushroom friends

Seeking arrangements

Willing sub who will be your sex slave

No bed bugs, sorry I'm not bugist but they're really not my cup of tea

took me a minute to get the joke here. because he should be put up against the wall like all kiddy-diddling subhuman faggots, right? kek

You're right. They did pass the law. Here it is in full legalese, but it provides that a licensed medical provider can clip these mutants.

legis.la.gov/legis/ViewDocument.aspx?d=1352820

WTF am I looking at?

Theft of $500 or More.

some kind of Steve Urkel derivative

Oh, I guess I missed that. I haven't heard anyone mention that site in decades lol. I will not be soliciting the services of a sex slave off of Craigslist kek

Zero from San Andreas

Fucker deserves prison time for Supply Lines

man the number of these dipshits who fuck up their second chance is amazing. its so goddamn simple to keep an appointment. i say that as someone who hates leaving home. but i mean if they alternative is going back to prison...

It is going on the list for sure

Fuck him, and fuck those stupid remote control planes. Keep this bastard locked up!

Guilty with a statement

Imma take a chance on ya

diaper bandit

holy hell this guy is like a cartoon character

I can't believe they caught the Shitter Bandit also known as The Brown Panther.

And he shits himself due to Chrons and have a stroke due to the Wuhan flu

i like his Larry David's dad's glasses

WELL THAT SUCKS

Pete from the top rope!!

that sucks

Well that SUCKS!

Really fits his style I think!!

Surprise mother fucker! lmaooo

Lol kino ending, fun day today if a bit short.

Today was a good day. See you fine gentlemen tomorrow.

whoever is running the livestream pls don't cut off the chimpouts

Be well FRENS. I love all of you (no homo)

Have a good one. See you all next hearing and on /opl/

All you had to do is pick up the damn dirty diaper CJ!

we love you too