Zoomers can't afford to drink

also can't get laid because there's no drunken slags to pull

tf do u mean by zoomer
some zoomer are still 15yo

youngest ones are 17

we smoke weed now

I hope they're just using their money more responsibly.

what kind of freak gathering of mutts is that?

clubs have gotten like twice as expensive than they were a decade ago, which is more than twice as expensive than they were decade before that
no wonder the nightlife is dying out, nobody can afford that shit anymore

Zoomers can't afford to drink

Probably because the suspicious pills and the used N2O cartridges I see laying on the street every weekend are too expensive.

Generation Z is the demographic cohort that begins after the end of millennials.

It refers to the generation born between 1997 to 2012

stoopid kike

alcohol is for idiots

much bigger bang for your buck on weed and the "hangover" is a nice semi-euphoric mental state, unlike alcohol, which can make you damn near suicidal.

all drugs are great

They are saving their money for OF whores

some demand far more respect than they deserve though.

Good. We millennials did serious liver damage with our fancy alcohols. Saving my can of bourbon and coke in the fridge for when I get a new job.

We were drunk for about half the time, and I mean almost every person I know and it really fuelled the delusions that delayed our adolescence. We are like a lost interwar generation or something lol. The Edwardian party set that just faded away.

Alcohol in *very* controlled amounts is great. Same as cannabis or caffeine. Just don't hit the pleasure button over and over

why are nonwhites so fucking retarded

yep, thats the impression i've gotten as well.
the young people are mostly the same, its the world they're living in thats changed so much.
when i was a teenager a fastfood job, paid for a shitty one bedroom apartment and enough to afford a used car.
now you're lucky if you can afford rent with 3 other roommates on a "entry" level salary

Umm, those are N2O cartridges?

i already have a bladder disease from drinking 4 redbulls a day, so no thanks. you can keep your liquid jew.

idc, pluto generations are real and concrete. arbitrary years assigned by random people are fake and irrelevant.
gen z is pluto in sagittarius, 1995-2008.

Good. That means they're not going to engage in destructive habits early on.

i only like to drink when i go camping. Whiskey by the fire is a great. Tobacco out of a pipe too, it tastes better.

Ah, guess that is what the different colors mean then.

Its because they do more drugs, retard.
Amphetamines and ecstasy are both cheaper and give less of a hangover than alchol.
Paying a hundred Euro a night at a bar to turn yourself into a retard that pukes and shits everywhere and can't even walk is such a Boomer thing.

poor people don’t drink

Modern journalism

ah yes, because poor people don't drink, as we all know from all those poor people on the streets who are always completely sober. •~°

Look at the group in that pic. Can you honestly see yourself enjoying a few drinks with them? What sort of jokes would be made? Can you be sure they can all hold their ale? I don't blame zoomers for not drinking despite it being super cool and fun.

those people are unemployed photo op extras. i wouldn't drink with them. also they they couldn't afford it.

This is something that happens to women, faggots and kids. Anon, if you're a man and you get this drunk you're not really a man, public drunkenness has been considered shameful since Greek times.

then whoever conducted this study is fucking retarded
people used to drink because there was nothing to fucking do, friday night you sat at home and though "well might as well get shitfaced with my buddy"
but now? whats the point of drinking outside of social gatherings or occasionally going out with friends?

also apparently they are all niggers

I can still drink like a fish and look completely sober after like a bottle of vodka, I just don't care to anymore because wheres the fun in it. And you feel like shit afterwards.

Nigger I was getting wasted with my peers at 13.

I like how there's also the one ginger, because they're also apparently niggers now.

drunken slags

Bongs are mentally ill

There are a lot of reasons

spent their formative years with social gatherings banned

surveillance state makes drinking as a teen riskier

they don't have as much money

going outside drinking is a complete waste of money. if you are an alcoholic it's too expensive and people who go outside on the weekend drinking don't like drunks anyway which is ironic but true. basically you stand there at a table unable to hear anyone because the music is too loud while you have to watch out you don't drink too many overpriced $10 drinks or you might get too drunk and embarrass yourself. you pay $100 to stand in a corner and scan the room for a few hours pretending you are having a blast while drinking $10 beer which is $1 at the supermarket around the corner

Duuude you gotta drink alcohol and party in nightclubs.

Yeah they are dying here too and the same people who pretend to care about healthy diet and all that bullshit complain the most about it. Cograts to the zoomers for not drinking the liquid jew and not inhaling the smoke jew.

but if you drink alone you're an alcoholic!!!

I count shit posting on Anon Babble as social drinking.

drinking takes commitment, honestly.
i dont drink simply because if im going to drink.. im going to fucking drinking.
when i buy a pack of smokes, i sit down and smoke the pack.
when i buy a bottle of whiskey and a pack of cigs, i do nothing but smoke and drink until i can start my next bottle, my next pack.

i would need like 60 bottles of whiskey and 6 cartons of cigarettes and a place to stand to see it through if i were going to get back to it...

im a white guy tho so.. thats really just me

Look at that picture, how they hold the glass wrong. Those have a stem for a reason and they touch it like the uncultured swines that they are.

If you don't make sure to make alcohol drinkers your wageslaves, you go to hell, post-salvation hell we are talking about.

>surveillance state makes drinking as a teen riskier

oohh.. No.... scary jewish overlords are going to catch be being naughty.. so sppky

also

as a teen

YOURE UNDER 18 YOU FUCKING DICK-HEAD!! ADULTS ARE YOUR BITCH NOW

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They don't drink as much but they absolutely do more drugs on top of being the most medicated generation in history. They abuse and sell benzos and opiates at an alarming degree.

society collapsing and experts BAFFLED

They're laughing at you.

Zoomers not consooming the liquid jew

This is a good thing.

its true and sad. alcohol fucking rules. Comes with Rock Gods golden fucking seal

Penalties for underage drinking are a lot higher than they were 15 years ago and it's also a lot easier to get caught. Whine about it all you want, it's going to factor in to a kid's decision. I made hard cider underage in a closet and shared it, I basically got told not to do it again, today I'd have probably lost all of my scholarships and gotten suspended.

The pussy's choice

they're broke

I can buy 60 beers for an hour of my work
if anything, alcohol is too cheap and ppl drink too much

penalties for who? the Gods of Rock? id say let em try

Alcohol and beer taste like shit and are poisonous too boot.

Because I'd rather trip on shrooms while camping on a white water rafting trip.

also can't get laid because there's no drunken slags to pull

If you fuck a intoxicated chick even if shes pulling your cock out of your pants there is a good chance she will claim you raped her in the states too. American men don't go near drunken pussy anymore.

I once got trapped in a relationship with a psycho bitch who was downing a 1.75 liter bottle of whiskey EVERY FUCKING DAY. No wonder the bitch couldn't pay me any fucking rent

will we se a rise a of homebrowing in the coming years prohibition style?

alcohol is literally poison to the body

who cares lmao

They spend it on steam games and fps skins

Cheaper than drinks at bar, less risk, fewer health problems, can buy from an average dude instead of paying $9 a pint of IPA from supporting boomer/jew franchise

Lotta corrupt/overpriced industries are gonna go under from marijuana proliference among the youth. And That's A Good Thung.

much bigger bang for your buck on weed

Weed is cheaper than it was but getting drunk on bottom shelf whisky or vodka is not expensive whatsoever. They're in the same ballpark. Granted zoomers are fags so you're probably talking about drinking White Claw or some gay shit.

thats because they havent asked me about my alcohol consumption
they conducted the study wrong

I still am not sure if it's worse to pay for porn or pay for rub and tugs + escorts.
Honestly I'd probably do the latter but I'm worried about STDs as I can't really get off without extensive foreplay.

OF whores

Subsidized by indians and boomers.

Weed is cheaper

its literally only because they dont know how much better alcohol addiction is than weed addiction is. And they dont really play well together if you start weed first. but liquor can overcome just about anything, long term

they conducted the study wrong

nah they did the right thing
extreme outliers are excluded from the cohort
precisely because they skew results
statistically, you and your dog each have an average of three legs, noamsayin

Dude the mimimum DUI fine in my state for First Offenders is $2500 and they'll try and hit you with multiple charges if you're within 5 miles of a campus/school.

Fucking greedy boomer jews ruined everything. My dad used to openly smuggle prime Quebec beer to Ontario and host keggers on campus. That's like 7 fuckin charges now

accused of rape for hitting on female at bar

basically illegal to go outside for years due to boomers

everyone can chat online rather than meeting up in person to do it

jews devaluing currency, so less purchasing power

increased taxes on grog

Most people only drink socially. With the increased cost and lack of social setting, it is only natural that people will tend to drink less. Still love some gin, brandy or vodka myself.

this addiction is better than the other (safer) one

No addictions are good and alcohol is objectively worse than weed and IMO shrooms too.

statistically, you and your dog each have an average of three legs, noamsayin

except we do
he's an amputee and im a midget with a huge dick
they should've included me int he study to make gen z look cool

thats not just drinkinmg, thats drinking and driving.

just dont be an idiot. anytime you add an activity more than smoking or drinking, which includes walk/pissing/literally anything, make sure its rock god certified action. liquor doesnt need playmates

No addictions are good

every single fucking thing in life is an addiction. its the definition of living

im a midget with a huge dick

need pic related?

t. has never had an alcoholic parent

Alcohol abuse destroys families and the withdrawals are on par with Heroin. You should consider killing yourself.

This is another reason zoomers don't smoke. They've watched their single mom love the bottle more than their offspring.

Another reason zoomers don't drink* is the trauma of watching alcohol wreck their single moms*

destroys families

f'real? my mom loved the bottle to spite the destroyed family. made me love her more for that in the end

Wtf are you even trying to say? Your post makes no sense anon

Drinking is a retarded habit anyway

Wtf are you even trying to say? Your post makes no sense anon

its my way of saying, id rather go out, fight a quarter back, fuck a cheerleader, and have people buy me free drinks for shit i dont remember rather than saty home get the muchies and jerk-off or whater.

I dunno, all my friends are alcoholics. The ones that have at least a bit of money buy 15/20 racks of light beers or bottles of Jameson, and as a broke NEET I get dogshit dirt-cheap $8/1.75oz vodka to mix with G-Fuel.
They must mean drinking out, because why the fuck would I pay $30 to barely even get a buzz and have awkward conversations with blown-out Millennial Reddit whores and still somehow manage to get a SA allegation? If one friend group is too busy for a late-night offroad booze cruise innawoods or have beers and glizzards around the fire, I just get hammered and shit talk with my other buddies on Discord.
I don't know what city Zoomers do, though.
hahahahaha stinky pee pee man lmaoooo
Anyways, how the hell did that happen? UTIs from the sugar, or kidney boulders from insane amounts of B vitamins?

He's a certified alcoholic preaching the benefits of fire water. The point is, jew/boomer golem franchises&brands are going under and stonks suffering - you need to go buy more overpriced bud light.

here we used to have a loophole in the law that if you had a friend who had old picture in his id or otherwise looked similar enough, and loaned his id, even if you got caught you didnt actually do anything wrong and there was no repercussions
so

making fake id was/is a big deal, its felony forgery

stealing someone elses id would be theft

showing wrong/fake id to cop would be falsely representing yourself to law

showing wron/fake id in many other situations like trying to set up bank account as the other person would be fraud

but

if the id was real, you didnt steal it but a friend gave it to you, simply showing it to a bouncer isnt a crime

the bar wouldnt get any trouble either because they did properly card you

if u got caught u'd simply get kicked out and the bouncer would take the id and send it to bolice station with all the lost & found stuff

and the friend could simply pick it up there, say it wasnt stolen but that he gave it to the friend, because that wasnt a crime either
and thats how u used to drink in bars underage

This fat nigger looks like that obese nig from 2016 Ghostbusters. And dressed as such.

It's got nothing to do with drinking.
1 crate of beers is $12.
At the pub that'll be $150.
You're a fucking retard to be in the pub spending that kind of money on your local/national equivalent of Bud Light.
I have a 1,5L bottle of La Trappe Quadruple that was $18, and singlehandedly the best heavy beer I've ever had.
Scotches and whiskys are flying out the stores, so are craft beers.
The critical bit being that you can get drunk with your mates at a fifth of the price in a pub, or even less.
All you have to do is not go out, but go over or bring them over to your place and hangout.

basically.. i mean, if you give a damn at all and can buy smokes a liquor, you should be gettin after it

Ehhhh alcohol is too hard on the body over time. Like 5 years ago my liver hurt so bad I could barely walk, my lips were peeling and bleeding for months because my liver was fucked, imagine I'd likely be dead now if I didn't stop. I was drinking like a fifth or so a day for a few years at that point. Alcohol also tastes like shit and the effects are inferior to benzos, withdrawals are similar so frankly I'd rather be addicted to benzos. They're calorie free too.

Ehhhh alcohol is too hard on the body over time.

yeah, maybe youre body. mines made out of metal

1 gram of dank = $8
60 a quarter. For something with far fewer side effects. Either the alc jew is gonna unfuck themselves or they're gonna lose to Kyle and Jamal's herb business.

dumb fucking kike.
Yeah lets just tell 95-96 they are zoomers even though they grew up being told they are millenials. Absolute faggot retard

dude weed lmao

Lots of them abuse weed, and I say abuse because modern weed is fucking strong. Very high THC content, that fucks with your brain glutamate/GABA balance and gets you addicted.

The Virgin Galaxygas Huffer VS The Chad Leadedfuel Inhaler

What are they driving?

bel aire

clutch goes out on a shitty boomer hotrod....that didn't have modern seat belts

Welp they're dead

I hosted massive keg parties just to find new woman to bang, zoomers should do that because it worked every time.

boomers 300k middlelife crisis, he forgot to upgrade the brake system after strapping close to 1000hp under the hood, then webm occurred - best part was the retard didn't have it insured

sadly they survived

Part one of two

Part two

Bonus number one

you're a zoomer deal with it

based. reality is fake and gay

phased out because it resembles a community, letting people socialize as they have been for the previous hundred thousand odd years is very dangerous. its much better to be wrapped up in a weighted blanket too afraid to type a message on your phone

Fucking boomers I swear

100+k custom car

Forget to fill the fucking brakelines

There's people who can't even spell their own name, driving 2000$ shitboxes that remember to keep the brakes working.

Alcohol is poison.

he didn't even bother to upgrade it from stock iirc

Doesn't matter how many are horses are under the hood if you stop accelerating and just pump that brake.
Looks like the dumbshit lead-poisoned boomer slammed the accelerator and brake at the same time.

I think he had to ride the brakes because the thing made such retarded amounts of low-RPM torque, it was the only way to cruise at low speeds without winding it out in a lower gear. As a result, the brakes were completely cooked just from a dozen minutes of test driving in crowded city streets.
Still pants-on-head retarded, because that should also be an immediately obvious "no, this is fucked, we gotta deal with this"
They made a followup video where they pity-farmed about their injuries while making zero comments regarding the family in the CR-V or whatever the fuck that they rear-ended at 40mph because of their scuffed build

exactly this. socializing has become a no no

Beer isn't too bad here. $50-80 AUD for a carton.
The real scam is out in public, bars, restaurants that want $12+ for a single schooner.

if you stop accelerating and just pump that brake

throttle stuck open and the pads burned down - he was pumping brakes and got said result. he panicked, instead of neutral gearing or shutting off engine, he slammed into the back of a van lol

Zoomers socialise through online devices which doesn't need alcohol to lubricate conversations.

where are these nigger hipsters in a red brick studio apartment amidst the hustle and bustle of the big city I can drink craft pale ale with

can't even engine break on an automatic

lmao

throttle stuck open

Imagine having driven for decades and not knowing how to turn the fucking throttle off.

drunken slags to pull

Good way to get a SA/rape charge these days

boomers eh, the effects of decades of leaded fumes being ingested and inhaled cannot be stated enough, their minds are gone

I developed an allergy to alcohol and it gives me flu like symptoms for a week if I get drunk once

It's also because people are less able to handle alcohol when they are lethargic. You literally can drink more with less damage by being active and they just fucking arnt.

Bad times create strong men

$20 for a weakly mixed bottom shelf run and coke

Yeah no thanks. But I hate clubs anyway so I wouldn’t even pre-game penal a flask in.

But I hate clubs anyway so I wouldn’t even pre-game penal a flask in.

Holy shit based.

retard built a failomatic hotrod
if it were a standard they never would've crashed
the guy completely fucked up his face and broke his elbow. you can see him straighten out his arm and his arm break the wrong way when they hit

Nice.

the guy completely fucked up his face and broke his elbow

hyper extending stiff arm vs going limp

yep and passenger lost his entire mouth of front teeth

Good drinking is gay

which literally means that you, yourself, are gay, anon.

It is a fact. Lower birthrates correlate with lower alkohol and drug consumption.
Most women are ugly and you really need to be horny or intoxicated to fuck them. Also they themselves when not intoxicated are still waiting for chads while being ugly slags.

translation: dont bring your kids here but drink and smoke to give them super-powers in heaven