We're all gonna die

Not me.

Thank god, finally

Good
Fuck
H*manity
Rock
Us
Wormwood
U

a giant cheese pizza. I knew the italians in space was a bad idea. RIP earth. never forgetti.

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Just jump when it lands and impact won't affect you.

you can literally see that the impact is like 15% of the entire globe, how tf is this supposed to kill all life?

Nah I'm pretty sure I could survive that

lands in Berlin

good.

thats a deep dish pizza sir

SMOD 2025

I voted for this.

Шo, OПЯTЬ?
This is all so tyronesome...

I've been living on this rock for the last 14725 years, been around, seen a lot of shit. It ain't happening.

Don't give me false hope

real

I've witnesses eternity as time is on a rule. As you approach zero time continues to expand never reaching the limit.
.0000000000000000000000000000000000sec and you will experience that as if each one is a 1,000 years.

Asteroids live rent-free on pol

Don't worry anon, John McClane, Arwen, and Temu Batman will save us.

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While you may be dead to the watchers of your corpse your conscience will never reach end and instead will be stuck waiting for an end that will never come.
To avoid this eternal abyss you must live forever in this world, or be subjected to an eternity of no agency with experience.

0 asteroids threats for 100 years

what is Apophis

There's another one they've been tracking recently but it's not too big, maybe a city killer at the most if it had really uncanny aim.

Arwen

She didn't do anything in that movie though, Diehard saved the world by single-handedly taking the asteroid to hell while Good Will Hunting cried about it.

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Wait, so we're NOT all going to die? I think you might be the retard.

We're going to get hit with a giant pan of macaroni and cheese?

i'd win

it was going to happen regardless

^this
I don't understand why people are so afraid of "earth ending events".
We are all on a "life ending" event called life.
Everything you know will eventually fade away and disappear into nothingness.

I've had like 3 or 4 NDEs in the past few months. I just had another literally 15 mins ago. If I'm going, you faggots can all come with me.

Asteroids don't exist dumbass they only exist in your goybrain.

I don't negotiate with pretend flags like yours and Israel's.

Being asked “what time is it my main man” by a sandnigger isn’t a “near death experience” nigel

I am ready to accept forgiveness
I pray for those who don't believe yet

In my most recent NDE, you were the asshole I was competing against to escape. I'm glad we both made it out.
Remember up and down. It might just save you from literal purgatory.

Even that wouldn't change anyone's minds.
You'd need something that's even more all-consuming

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