To My Legionaries in the Wake of the Canadian Election:
Another cursed, low-effort Anglo side quest to gaslight and grief the French main character energy off the North American server. Like, how many times do we gotta say: stop touching Quebec. For over 150 years, we've been hit with a slow-burn campaign of passive-aggressive federalism, bad-faith multiculturalism, and “omg we’re all Canadians <3” lies — all designed to nerf our language, sideline our culture, and force us into a role we never auditioned for. TL;DR: Quebec is not a province — it's a whole vibe, a nation, and we’ve had it with this constant content moderation by a government that doesn’t even speak our dialect.
Since the British Crown rage-quit New France in 1763 and grabbed the loot box, we’ve been living under hard-mode cultural colonization. They didn’t come to collab — they came to rebrand us. New laws. New language. New identity patch notes. But Quebec said nah. Through chaos and fire, we clutched our French keyboard layout, our civil code, our Catholic-core institutions, and our baguette-coded way of life. The resistance arc has been long, messy, and lowkey heroic — but it came at a cost. And it’s still running.
Confederation in 1867? It was giving “shared power” in the trailer, but in gameplay, it was just a bait-and-switch. The federal system is built like a multiplayer lobby where English speakers have admin rights and Quebec’s mic is muted. They call it “unity,” but the patch notes always nerf us. The whole thing is a stealth mission to centralize power, breed dependency, and make Quebec scroll the terms and conditions without ever clicking “accept.”