A final appeal to the Quebecois

To My Legionaries in the Wake of the Canadian Election:

Another cursed, low-effort Anglo side quest to gaslight and grief the French main character energy off the North American server. Like, how many times do we gotta say: stop touching Quebec. For over 150 years, we've been hit with a slow-burn campaign of passive-aggressive federalism, bad-faith multiculturalism, and “omg we’re all Canadians <3” lies — all designed to nerf our language, sideline our culture, and force us into a role we never auditioned for. TL;DR: Quebec is not a province — it's a whole vibe, a nation, and we’ve had it with this constant content moderation by a government that doesn’t even speak our dialect.

Since the British Crown rage-quit New France in 1763 and grabbed the loot box, we’ve been living under hard-mode cultural colonization. They didn’t come to collab — they came to rebrand us. New laws. New language. New identity patch notes. But Quebec said nah. Through chaos and fire, we clutched our French keyboard layout, our civil code, our Catholic-core institutions, and our baguette-coded way of life. The resistance arc has been long, messy, and lowkey heroic — but it came at a cost. And it’s still running.

Confederation in 1867? It was giving “shared power” in the trailer, but in gameplay, it was just a bait-and-switch. The federal system is built like a multiplayer lobby where English speakers have admin rights and Quebec’s mic is muted. They call it “unity,” but the patch notes always nerf us. The whole thing is a stealth mission to centralize power, breed dependency, and make Quebec scroll the terms and conditions without ever clicking “accept.”

Every time Ottawa drops in to “help” — whether it’s with language laws, immigration ratios, or court override cheats — it’s just another attack on Quebec’s player agency. Look at the heat over Bill 21 and Bill 96. Look at how the Supreme Court keeps pressing “undo” on anything we legislate. And then a fed leader pops into Quebec like: “Hey kings and queens just here to tell you what self-determination actually means!” Bro. Log off.

And don’t even get us started on the Anglo content creators — aka the media and political class. They love to call our sovereignty vibe “backwards,” “extreme,” or “problematic,” like we’re some kind of culturally toxic ex. Meanwhile, they’re out here cosplaying as defenders of Canadian values while simultaneously ghosting the fact that we just want to exist. The irony is giving hard cringe.

Let’s keep it 100: no other Western country would let another squad micromanage its culture like this. Quebec isn’t here to make your Canada aesthetic feel more diverse. We’re not your quirky Francophone accessory. We don’t ask for permission to be real. And we definitely don’t owe loyalty to a system that keeps telling us to shrink ourselves to fit the maple leaf logo.

This isn’t about “working within the system” anymore — it's about rage-quitting federalism. Because guess what? The system’s broken. It’s a straitjacket in a Canadian tuxedo. The only upgrade path now is sovereignty.exe — full control of our laws, our language, our borders, and our future. We’re done playing patch notes politics.

We’re not a subfolder in Canada’s drive.
We’re the whole damn operating system.
Quebec is a tree — roots older than Confederation, branches too high for Ottawa to prune, and leaves that still whisper: “Y’all tried to delete us. Didn’t work.”

We’re not a province.
We’re a people.
And we’re not logging out.

youtube.com/watch?v=9X2gQ-A6mc8

If you actually want my support, you gotta stop shitting on legal gun owners.
I'd sooner live in the US than be a noguns cuck in Quebec.

to be fair the whole point of loi 101 and French Canadians having good representation in the govt/public office is that we remain. The anglo backed down in the October Crisis so ultimately there is no reason to separate, just enjoy the fruits of Canadian unity.
t. rans neet living in QC

Let’s keep it 100: no other Western country would let another squad micromanage its culture like this. Quebec isn’t here to make your Canada aesthetic feel more diverse. We’re not your quirky Francophone accessory. We don’t ask for permission to be real. And we definitely don’t owe loyalty to a system that keeps telling us to shrink ourselves to fit the maple leaf logo.

You ignorant. Dumb. Stupid piece of shit. Why would Canada be letting you use Canadian dollars if that weren't the case? All power in Quebec is granted by Canada, not embraced. If Canada embraced Quebec you wouldn't be speaking French, fucking dumb ass dipshit frog. The United States of America is about to embrace all of Canada because I don't believe for a second this country will be here after 4 years of Trump wanting to annex it.

Last night I was with a group of random people escorting a duck and her 10 ducklings to safety in Old Montreal.
She was found by Square-Victoria metro (We have no idea how they got there), and we herded them down McGill street to the canal by the river, blocking traffic on the way.
At that point we were glad to get them to water where they were safer and could swim around. Then we realized the canal had locks on either side and the ducklings were trapped there until the locks opened. We rigged a plank in the water where they could rest and stay dry.
One of the girls called me this morning and said she was there and saw them resting on the plank.
I went back later today but there was no sign of them. I hope they made it out of that area.
Op is not a pic of last night. A bunch of people were filming, but I don't have a cellphone. I'm trying to search for video uploads but have come up empty.
I don't do social media, so this is just to make a record of the event.

Frogs suck

cuuuuuute

I don't give a fuck about the french, you stay in your fucking quebec containment box and you stop bitching so loud.

it’s scary to think soon enough the cities will just be pajeets that stab the geese to death with sticks

Quebecer here.
Quebec is a prison. Don't let the propagandists convince you otherwise

It was traumatic actually, trying to keep them all out of harms way. One of the ducklings had a broken leg bent backwards. Apparently it was stepped on.

Canada 2027

Jeets surrounding pond ducks with wooden spears

you can hear their shit-tongue as they scavenge for dinner to take back to their cave

it's one of the only good places in NA

The cost of living is nuts, the crime rate is horrible and everything is falling apart.

crime

literally where???
compared to everywhere else QC is great

Pourquoi les américains pensent qu'ont les aiment? On les haissent juste moins que les anglos.

PCQ les Américains parlent pas l'Anglais

lol

Yeah, Montreal is very safe, even if you're a little duckling.

I've lived long enough to know there are gang shootings all the fucking time.

lived here* long enough
Accidentally a word.

Where??

Ils parlent anglais mais ils pas anglos, ostie de tamoul.

proof?

mais ils sont pas anglos

All the people who keep getting released on bail for shooting other people.

Let's keep it 100

This was written by AI. I can't believe you posted this slop.

who is it?

Mostly drug dealers and pimps.

Some nigger named jamal, look it up bud.

can I have a list?
govt resources?
are you just 100% vibes-based?

You can find that yourself man. It's super easy. Just look it up.

Do you think I just keep a list handy of every fucking firearm prohibition order issued that does fucking nothing because they keep releasing horrible people?

If you actually give a shit, look into it yourself. If you don't actually care, there's less than zero reason to waste time spoonfeeding you.

so no proof
got it

Have you ever seen those guys who have tattoos and t shirts that say "rip kaycee lynn 1995-2022" or "free kidd gee"? It's them.

as a BCer i have always wanted u to separate and not cause i dislike quebec in the kneejerk way most anglo faggits do, its cause i respect u.plus my first lay/gf was a sexy quebecois girl so i will always have a soft spot. but u always let me down and at the end of the day u are kinda faggy socialists and pretty left wing libtarded. how many haitians in quebec at this point? and moroccans etc? u kinda larp as based but ur anything but.
please i need this country to collapse. whether its alberta first or quebec, one of u two need to make it happen.

Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence.

So you don't give a shit and are being a disingenuous cunt.
Got it.

our Catholic-core institutions

The Church has been dead in Québec since the 1970s. Many of the old beautiful churches in Montreal have been demolished or converted to serve other, secular uses.

our baguette-coded way of life

I grew up in Montresl (Mile End, Plateau Rosemont) in the 1960s and 1970s and I never saw a baguette unitl the 1980s, when a few educated and well-traveled francophones rediscovered their French roots and began opening small cafés and bakeries on St. Denis Street. This baguette culture really took off in the 2000s, with the rediscovery of the New World by Parisian and other True Frogs, who arrived in the tens of thousands and flooded the city with baguette, viennoiserie, and other "authentic" French products. Until then, your typical uneducated Québécois was content eating grilled cheese sandwiches made with Kraft American-style cheese, Pom or Weston sliced white bread, washed down with a Pepsi, finished off with a May West and a pack of gum, while they browsed the pictures and read what they could in the lowbrow Journal De Montréal.

You're so far away YOU might as well separate, pal. Ever thought of that? I for one love my French brothers. I'm 1/16th old Acadian myself. Never forget who you are. We can't ignore that we're all white brothers and sisters. A large part of my family has been here since the 1600s. This is our home and native land. I have no where else to go nor would I want to. I am Canadian.

I've never heard anyone from New England say they enjoyed Quebec's French street signs, or menus.

Hi Tarl

It's Crack Sparrow.

Stolas stole his ass.

Saved the thread from schizo yankee traitor OP
Go back to asia you filthy fucking chinkazoid

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Petition to make Styx get a job

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believe me i wish BC would separate but BCers are fucking retarded and there is no heat right now for that and vancouver and victoria rule the province.

leaf version California

wtf. im of eastern euro stock. What, are u unironically pro canada?

You separatists are a bunch of retarded faggots obsessed with your disgusting 'culture'. Quebec has no culture, it has no future either. It's been flooded with poo and niggers just like every other province. Last weekend I went to a small village and there were literally 8 blacks (4 behind the counter) and one white in a A&W's. Ten years ago not even one nigger was to be seen 100 miles around town. Quebec just won't recover, we are fucked. Your little quebecois cry of despair won't do shit

obsessed with your disgusting 'culture'

that was the motivating factor in the 90s and before but now its clear that people are waking up to the fact that canada isnt going to ever get any better. separatist sentiment is going to be riled up in QC, AB/SK and after they lead the way the rest will follow suit. its not so much about "we want our culture" anymore, its about the fact that canada is a faggot dystopian shithole country and there is 0 percent chance it ever gets better. sinking ship.

Oh ya and quebec culture is superior to anglo canadian ontarian culture. They are way more fun. Anglo canadians (real "part scottish part english part german and a little bit of metis" mutt canadians) are the worst whites in this country by far. boring. slow witted, obsessed with rules, cheap. the only ppl in this country who are bearable are non montreal quebecois, greek/italian/yugo/polish/euro canadians and thats pretty much it. rest of the people here should be thrown into the ocean.

Well people voted liberal en masse in Quebec, so I would think they want more of that dystopian narrative. I would bet my bank account that the next referendum will fail and will also be the last one. Again jews and niggers are a bad cocktail

I don't know about that, my personal experience is that quebecois have been affected and crushed psychologically by the woke and vax religion much more so than my anglo friends. which makes talking with them about specific topics almost impossible ( i am hitler, etc)

Vous vous souvenez du passé et de ses leçons, du passé et de ses malheurs, du passé et de ses gloires...

Autant que vous vous souvenez que nés sous le lys vous croissez sous la rose, et donc n'oubliez pas votre histoire en la préservant coûte que coûte.

Continuez à la préserver, et chérissez la, elle vous portera et inspirera nombre d'autres avec vous et même après vous par votre amour pour elle...

Vivement le Québec libre !
Vous avez un magnifique pays, ces séjours étaient magnifiques et quels souvenirs, même deux d'entres eux ont étét un peu plus dur que les autres...

Santé à vous et à vos familles !

not reading it all
can we get rid of all the socialists, communists and deports all the pajeets, jews, arabs and nigs?!?!
can we get back weapons?!?! can we have lower taxes?!?!
why the fuck am i paying taxes in QC?!?! for holes in the highways?!!?!? to wait weeks to have a doctor?!?!

t.Chantecler/Laurentides appréciateur...

Blacked Beard The Butt Pirate.

we dont pay quebec to stay in the confederation because they have an epic cool culture and history. we do it to secure seaway access for toronto

I voted for the Bloc Quebecois. Ask me anything.

Saar you have no culture.

You are only for us to use as a bathroom!

BENCHODE WHY DO YOU DOO THE REDEEMING!

DO NOOOT REDEEEEEEEM!!!

Average Canadoïd ramblings.