The Flowbee Conspiracy

I refuse to pay more than $15 for a haircut that takes about 15 minutes.

You go to a barber shop nowadays and they charge you $30 and then they expect you to tip them on top of that.

Years ago, the Flowbee was the goat get to get to do your own haircut but notice how the powers that be buried the Flowbee in the past even though it is still being manufactured.
Is there some sort of evil conspiracy to force you to go get $30+ haircuts?

I also heard about this contraption years ago. But can it do shit like high fade and such?

I only pay to have my hair cut so I can get some pussy. If I cut it myself it’s going to look all fucked up.

I have one from the 90s and it still works great.

Bro just have your wife or girlfriend buzz your hair. Men don't need to have their hair in a certain style.

I moved to Mexico and pay like 7 dollars for a half hour haircut

I’ve been cutting my own hair with clippers for 5 years. Even get HJ’s without having to tip.

Get some clippers and cut it yourself. I started during covid, I've probably saved a thousand bucks so far.

Just get electric clippers. If you can't find one go to Petco.

COVID was the time to experiment cutting your own hair

I'm bald, so I shave my head. I look like a slavic criminal, and that's okay with me.

just cut your own hair. pick a style that works for you. buy hair clippers and just clip your hair to what length suits you. I have long hair and get hair cuts every few years.
I keep seeing these barbers full of fags with manicured beards. that shit is borderline homo

If you get electric clippers and scissors, you can do almost anything given practice. Never tried a flowbee but I bet it's loud, use earplugs.

I have one and it's shit. It pulls your hair.

Kek I can just picture how retarded you guys all look after reading the comments. Just straight “just fuck my shit up senpai” looking retsrds

Go to the Vietnamese or Korean barber shops

Cash only and cheap

Buy clippers and just cut it down yourself then

he fell for the you can't cut your own hair meme

7 dollars

Buddy i paid 5 not long ago, there's some places where it was 2.50 but the plandemic changed that to 3 or 4.
Some students did you in and your neck would either very rugged or they burned you with anti-septic. But nothing like paying 5 and asking for scissors only.

just stop cutting your hair.
long hair is chad and for some reason the chicks love it.

The flowbee doesn't have to advertise. You know about it don't you?
Just fucking buy one and stfu about it faggot.

wtf does this even mean you fucking spic

Just buy a trimmer and get yourself a buzzcut.
I haven't paid for a haircut in 10 years.

The flowbee doesn't have to advertise.

Hershey began using commercial media for advertising in 1970, which was 76 years after the company was founded in 1894.

How do you self hair cutters line up your neck or do you just not care and head out into the world with it all jacked and jagged

yeah looks great

Two mirrors.

1. Pair of scissors
2. Bathroom mirror
3. Comb
4. Water

That's it. That's all you need to cut your own hair. You wet all your hair. You comb your hair straight down. If your hair is longer than your eyebrows, grab the wet strands of hair and cut it above the eyebrows. If your hair combed down reaches below the top of your ear, cut it above the ear. Pinch up the hair at the base of your neck between your thumb and forefinger. Is it sticking out from between them? Cut it off. Do all that while looking at yourself in the mirror. It requires no one else, no special electronics or machinery. Once all your hair is shortened to those lengths, comb it straight back. Congratulations you're done. And it cost you nothing but what you already had in your home

I haven't been to a barber or "stylist" in 30 years with this one simple trick: Do it yourself

yeah that's how it stretch out and moves the hair into the blades. it doesn't hurt or anything

I bought one about 15 years ago. Best money I ever spent. They stopped making them for a while and prices on eBay went up to over $300 for a used one. I heard they started making them again after than.
Mine got all clogged up. But after taking it apart and cleaning / oiling it, it works fine again.

It does NOT have a homosexual / metrosexual setting.

It's about the same as clippers but takes longer. The only real difference is that there is no mess to clean up when you are done.

I have one and it's shit. It pulls your hair.

1. Don't be a pussy ass bitch.
2. Wet your hair a little before you use the FlowBee.

If I cut it myself it’s going to look all fucked up.

Just the back, the front will look fine and if she is looking at the back of your head then she has a dick and is fucking you

the Suck Cut on Wayne's world was based off a real product?

Okay?
Your point?
They CHOOSE to advertise. Flowbee has no need to do so. Hershey's also has to constantly remind people to buy their chocolate vomit, or else people wouldn't. You buy a flowbee once.
Its like an Electrolux. You buy one of those every 25 years, if that. Word of mouth advertising is a million times more effective than broadcast advertising.
If your friends and family tell you about a product youre more likely yo buy it than if you see an ad, this is UNIVERSALLY and constantly true. Plus its FREE.
How many times have you personally tried to convince someone to buy shit chocolate?
Hershey's BEGS you to buy their slop. Flowbee knows you will, if you want to.

a half hour haircut

Ffs beaners are slow and lazy as fuck

A high fade is not a fag haircut, wtf are you on about

You go to a barber shop nowadays and they charge you $30 and then they expect you to tip them on top of that.

But I have a latina milf who lets me feel her up and jerk off at no extra charge because she likes me and her "religion" won't allow her to do more but someone allow this. It's in a salon with 2 other women and 2 chairs are up front and we're in a little back room and I haven't figured out how to arrange for one of the other two to walk in on us. I'm 99% sure they must be aware but you never know with women.

that's how the navy cut my hair when i got to great mistakes, bitch hit a mole in the 30 seconds she spent on me and i bled for like 3 hours

Same here, havent been to a barber for 15 years.

my man, your talking to people that use a flowbee

Conair Even cut
closest thing I found

OR..OR some mexican lady with Fuck your shit up for $30 PLUS TIP without paying attention because fuck whyte pipo. and she will be on the phone scheduling a lady for a hair appointment since lady haircuts are $400..AND this is at ADOLF's barber shop. No bullshit. Never again.

I have a good, no... a great wife but she can't cut hair. Not artistic, I guess. I learned to cut my own hair during the plandemic and never looked back.

It's easy: Get a good rechargeable clipper kit from a beauty supply store. Learn how to use the different sizes of guards and clip up to the edge of your dome. Get good quality scissors and blend the top into the clipped part. Use a hand mirror to check the back.

It took a little practice at first but now I can cut my own hair 90% just by feel/memory. Don't even need a mirror until I blend in the top.

Everybody in my life says it looks better than when I used to pay a barber. Thank God my wife can at least trim my neck line. I CAN do that too, but you have to go super slow because everything is reversed in the mirror.

I have a longer hair length goal now. When I used to fade closer I didn't need to even look at the back of my neck. The smallest guard I use is a 4, so I have to block out the edges a little bit.

Kek this made me laugh anon have a you and a niggers

Hah I dont even blend I just cut the top down to finger length and comb it over. Truthfully, if youre not already dysgenic, you can get away with long hair or a buzz cut. But theres only a few barbers that can get you right, like the NAZIS. At home barber or an after hours asian barber in predominantly asian communities. I think we lost sight that men tend to be better barbers. Now you get bith made by Maria at the super cuts.

Also crazy to think Anon Babble is a bunch of NAZIS and we all independently came to the same decision we need to cut our own hair..ODD.

My supervisor used a flowbee and dude had pretty cool hair, I wouldnt have known it wasnt a barber shop. You still have to manually trim around your neck and ears though.

Waaah I refuse to pay!

If you can't afford $20-$25 dollars for a haircut every few months, you're beyond a cheapskate. You're pathetic.

Oh neet. Im running a modified HITLER right now, where its Hitler in the front but party in the back.

youtube.com/watch?v=y6okyW7SHng

Mine looks like pic related and your nonwhite fussy homosexual barber cuts you can keep. I'm not a soccer player, rapper or mannequin for women to use as an accessory and compare to other womens status-objects. I want to do a genocide (muzz and jeet in this case), so suits me just fine.

Lmao I was almost taking this thread seriously until reading your comment. Now I cant unpicture exactly what youre talking about with each post.

Here is an actual pro tip you pillow biters

This. $7.99 for a cut and to have a chick rubbing her chest up on you. Can't beat it.

It's more of an experience, you gwt your hair washed, a head massage

Ive been cutting my hair for 26 years straight. You'd think someone would learn the simple task of cutting their own hair. If you fuck it up you can just wear a hat. But the truth is the last time my hair looked like shit was paying someone else to do it, thinking it was an important occasion and taking it to a "pro"..Turned out to be a border jumper.

Just learn to use hair clippers. It's not hard

I switched to Chinese cordless rechargeables and theyre actually way better than wahls. Good timing too since Chinese knock off Wahl blades had bad tolerance, didnt fit and fucked my wahl's. Wahl's are good though. Just not as good as random assed chinese clippers.

Wrap a belt around your head and use it as a guide. It has to be straight lel

Semi related. I was talking to Grok and it started quoting my internet data. But I wasn't about to tell it oh yeah thats me. You're reading me my posts right now.

I just get my hot girl friend to do it at the end.

does it work if you want to reshave your head from a 5 to a 0 or do you meed poofta hair to use it?

saved a thousand bucks

you cut your hair weekly? ive saved £30 and used it 5 times in 3 years, so £25 not £30

gosh, jews really are insufferable.

i was talking to grok

thats it, game over. pack it up guys.

Just shave your head ffs
Imagine being a haircel

WTF is wrong with you. We're shut ins, you don't have to cut your hair.

ctrl + f 'buy an ad'

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if you want me to even consider spending money on your cheap chinese trash, spend some dosh keeping this hellhole afloat

Broccoli head detected. I love the cheap Vietnamese barbers. There are a couple cute girls there too. They raised the price from $3 to $6 during the Biden administration.

it's pretty easy
youtube.com/watch?v=fxg4yVUAyLE&ab_channel=PLWHistory

Normal barbershops are already very cheap. How cheap are we talking here? $2.99?

to have a chick rubbing her chest up on you

Will you goon to this because a real woman wouldn't touch you unless you paid her?