If your president doesn't send you coffee you are third, no, fourth world.
If your president doesn't send you coffee you are third, no, fourth world
THANK YOU PRESIDENT CHUD
How to get more good boy points such as these?
I quit all caffeine about 2 months ago and have not missed it at all. I was completely surprised how easy it was to quit.
be in a town where elections are happening
be 65 or older
Easy as that.
Kosjerić grandmas getting new TVs, new washing machines and new windows now.
We paid for those TVs and washing machines and windows.
President Chud sent me more goyim producivity powder! Hvala, President Chud!
Sometimes they send flour and cooking oil.
At every meeting there are sandwiches.
That's disturbing.
If your vote is worth a bag of cheapo coffee you are absolutely thrid world
There was liver lipped sammiches!
From breadlines to breadubers
moving up in the world...sort of.
I wish politicians here were this flagrant, it's much more useful and direct to give me shit for my vote than pretend they're going to do even a single thing for me in office.
be serbia
coffee is such a speciality item, that the president sends it to you
This is like 5th world tier, kek
Oh so the protests didn't do anything and only "made him look scared on TV" and you'll keep repeating "gotov je" until he croaks of old age.
If your president doesn't send you coffee
what if your President sends you a nigger?
Dobar dan dobar dan
But on the other hand, it's kind of a normal for a country that has been occupied and raped by the Turks.
In Poland, we call gifts like that "election sausage" because like a decade ago, right wing party was giving out sausages on the street.
I don't get it. Your country's candidates bribe their voters with snacks and appliances?
lol, when there are elections here, when they hand out flyers they usually give pens, lighters, key chains and sometimes small flash lights, that's the only good thing to come out of any election
I'm a student myself lol. My year got wasted because of reddit upvotes. I hate him but that doesn't change how bad the protests are.
Those bribes are for pensioneers, younger/middle aged people are blackmailed for job in the government and so on.
That's not good. Are the snacks tasty?
In Canada they promise you infinite jeets and still win. I didn't even get a cup of Joe. I truly believe I am in purgatory.
I'm offended you think I have ever tried or got any of the party bribes.
I only heard sandwich is bad.
Your country's candidates bribe their voters with snacks
Only Vučić. Opposition only has custom print lighters and pens.
and appliances?
And house renovations now but that's just a rumor. There are 2 local town assembly elections and Vučić is in considerably worse standing than he has ever been.
when they hand out flyers they usually give pens, lighters, key chains and sometimes small flash lights
Standard. SNS even gives those around when there aren't any elections. After this whole wave of protest started they went from door to door giving me a bag with some SNS-related news magazine and the usual.
I'm a student myself lol. My year got wasted because of reddit upvotes.
Literally student who wants to learn. Ćaci u školu!
I hate him but that doesn't change how bad the protests are.
Then fucking make them better, you're in charge.
It's probably I mean verifiably the cheapest shit imaginable.
:(
I wish we got chocolates for voting here.
Any of the candidates plan to change foreigner's permanent residence rights for buying a house?
Why this picture feel so 90-s?
Btw why in cyrillic it's write "napred" and in latin "vpred"? It should be same word, isn't?
Interesting. Sausage is cheap meat. Lips, anuses etc
Kisač
The settlement has a Slovak ethnic majority.
Latin text is Slovak not Serbian.
Almost every single party here does exactly that if there's an election happening, they set up their advertising tents in the marketplace and handout sausage, coffee and candy.
In Russia, voters who are 18 years old or older and come to the polls for the first time used to be given chocolates and pens because young people rarely go to the polls.
In my time, when I was at university, in my dormitory, my dean went through each apt and personally invited us to the election. It was a bit cringe for some reason.
Dude, you wasted a whole year of my life because you want attention and to eat food for free, sleep and do drugs in uni while philosophising in student meetings.
I don't support the party (would never) but come on.
I have eyes and I'm not stupid - you're not doing this only because of Vucic, but mostly because of the above.
Oh, i see, thx.
It's just that for Russians, the word for direction with “na-” automatically turns to “nahui”, so it catch the eye.
I collected a good number of shards in DOTA 2 by trying to speak Russian.
muh drugs
Okay this is a literal fed astroturf
Hope you get the lowest $40 for attending the meeting in Niš
I miss Russia
Do you think I don't have friends in uni or what? Weed is a drug.
Billions must (try my coffee)
Do you think I don't have friends in uni or what?
You are on Anon Babble, come on now.
Weed is a drug
Unfortunately in this gay ass shithole.
Kek
unfortunately
You're fully NATO integrated.
It's practical if anything else. I'm not gonna complain if Albo decides that it's good policy for every Australian to recieve one, freshly baked sausage roll every Friday or something.
If you say so.
Muh uni kids smoking weed is the issue we should focus on, not the faggot and party that has been assfucking the country, combining state and criminal power to make it a slightly larger Albania, while in Belgrade now you have people getting beheaded and turned into sausage like it's Mexico
Muh NATO!
You are either an actual paid bot, but I will use hanlon's razor and pretend you are just a stupid child since you are in university.
Vučela at this point is probably a larger net negative to Serbian history than Milošević, they're at the very least neck and neck since it will take decades to know the real effects. The amount of brain drain caused by that blue lipped closeted faggot will ensure that only the stupidest or most corrupt stay there. Worst part is at least if he was an actual nationalist, we could respect him, but he is a mafia leading whore who speaks out of both sides of his mouth and I sincerely hope I get to see him suffer the same fate as Ceaușescu in my lifetime.
By the way, he probably false flagged that school shooting, too, since there was a NYT article which more or less laid out exactly how he is running the country like a narcomafia state which was out that exact same day, however other news in serbia dominated the cycle.
web.archive.org
Oh, but they put up a couple of restaurants and apartment buildings in Belgrade "na vodi" where you get to see the beautiful shit brown Dunav from your windows which don't open! But hey, it's a sign the country's economy is improving! Who cares if those apartments are bought as bribes?
Who cares if the only kids (20s) who can live a semi decent life in the country have to work for a foreign company to do so?
Muh uni kids smoking weed is the issue we should focus on
It's not even an issue. Only a fag would have an issue with that.
I sincerely hope I get to see him suffer the same fate as Ceaușescu in my lifetime.
For me it's the Smederevo setup (but successful)
sr.wikipedia.org
All of this is without even mentioning that now the country is being turned into LiveLeak China with literal Chinese construction falling on people's heads. You think the rail station was bad? Imagine when those Chinese bridges they built start showing their famous structural integrity.
Total SNigga death, hope he gets a really small electric chair
Dače Bog
Serbs are so poor they can be bribed with coffee and sandwiches. Well, finnish pensioners and jobless scum can be too.
govt sends you coffee
No, man. That's govco sponsored rationing because you are broke.
American flag
Lmao, no decency. I don't give a single shit. You ruined in my year for minor psychological damage in the astral realm.
My President used to drop bags of cocaine for the kids to find on Whitehouse tours, Fuck Your Weak Caffeine!
I thought the president of Serbia was Borat.