UK TO REJOIN EU

no more pajeets, we're back to polish immigrants
fuckin ave it

Is this the Monday we are supposed to remember?

that's just a fishing deal

Britain will bend the knee to Brussels.

They actually say "here, here" in court and it sounds fuckin' looney

The Europoor are scrambling to make security pacts with mighty anglo nations now that the USA has become completely unreliable and third world.The even put the hard word on our slimy little Albo.

What money will there be left after feeding useless third worlders and the majority of Europe's gibs?
90% max tax rate?

Leaving the eu would have been ideal if they didn't keep importing rapefugees like the eu wanted them to anyway

The immigration was "punishment" for voting for brexit basically. We never even got a brexit, effectively we are still in the EU in terms of alignment of regulations.

6 BILLION IMMIGRANTS

we'll vote on the matter until we get the right result

I love democracy

Ich, for one, Wilkommen dass wir jetzt Alle Deutsch sprechen mussen. Weiter so, Herr Keir!

AI wont mend your bog lad.

OOHH NINJA SWORDS LOOK OUT

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We never really left though

HOLY SHIT A NINJA SWORD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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The ruling class absolutely SEETHED at the result.
Would've been hilarious if they weren't so petty and made retaliations that are non-recoverable.

Is it true youre banning ninja swords?
Mein godt you Brit’s have lost your marbles

Fucking ninja swords lmao

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How come England is completely and utterly cucked? Just wondering

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Then why did we need to queue?

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Guys apparently England is banning mother fucking “ninja swords” ???

wild

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Ninja sword?

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an African woman is the leader of Britain's conservative party

kek

Good. Brexit was a shit idea designed to further enrich already wealthy men (Farage, Tice, Banks, Wigmore). Nothing good ever came of it for anyone else. Furthermore, it politicised and emboldened some of the worst people in our society. People who, let's face it, are too fucking stupid to be anywhere near politics.

Fuck Brexit. Admit it was a catastrophic error and petition to rejoin in time for World War III.

When I announce a ban

You'll get a ban

Man's in the wrong job.

Ninja sword.

I mean really?

Ninja swords??

Seriously?

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Literally banning ninja swords

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hell no, england is full of shitskin sand negroids. do not let them join EU. segregate them and nuke them to exterminate the sand nigger vermin once and for all.

england is a concentration camp for arabs, finish the job and purge them before they spread their filthy inbred low iq dna further.

I cant make this shit up

England is banning ninja knives

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England banning mother fucking ninja swords

Insane

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We tend not to have many active ninjas in the UK. They're banning ninja swords because they're being used by scallies and coons in the furtherance of street crime and gang warfare.

We are banning knives because we are terrified of knives

Wow youre cucked
On behalf of Australia, enjoy being stabbed by an immigrant with no means to defend yourself

bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-66095727
That's literally all jeets. Jeets buy ninja swords, jeets then ninja wrong jeet innda street - oops - jeets get ninja swords banned in Bong. They are a fucking nightmare desu.

Anglo curse

The reason objects are banned in England that aren’t banned anywhere else on earth is because England is fucking cucked, not because of Indians okay
You guys are terrified babies it’s pathetic
Oh no a
Oh no a fucking sharpened stick
Get a grip

We are richer than you now. You can clean my dirty toilets.

OOOHHH SHIT WATCH OUT

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I've got several knives which will be banned under the new legislation. I won't be handing them in. They're counting on strangling the online market for them, particularly Amazon and eBay because school kids are ordering them on mum and dad's credit card and running round the streets with them.

They'll never get rid of them, people always find a workaround.

NOOOONONONO
NOT THE

NINJAAAAAA

NOOOOO

MY BIGGEST WEAKNESS

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GOOD
DONT

AND I IMPLORE YOU TO TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW NOT TO AS WELL
FUCK THAT SHIT

Mother fucking banning knives

IN
fucking
SANE

GET REAL ENGLAND
GET. REAL.

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OH NO
A FUCKING STICK

AHHHH SHIT ITS A BLACKSMITH
LOOK OUT

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England was literally forged out of fucking blacksmithed swords

BUT OH NO. A FUCKING NINJA SWORD BAN??

Your ancestors are ROLLING in their graves
ROLLING!!!!!!

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She gives off literal satanist empress vibes. Just look at that dress an her soulless stare.

I fucking love England
I have English blood
I came from Lincolnshire
My ancestors still live there

But once you start banning knives you lose all respect from me. It’s a piss take. An absolute piss take.

You fucking poms should be protesting object bans in the god damn streets and youre sitting on your asses making threads about Brexit

Sounds like a bad idea - for the EU

Polish immigration is over for demographic and economic reasons. Average net wage in the uk is only $3k

Cant wait for all the Neo-Germans to arrive

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its so obvious western governments want migrants to commit violent crimes against natives

I voted for this.

Brexit means Brexit simple as

Amid - don't sound very Bri-ish.

Good - soon they will have no defense

people want Brexit

intentionally botch it as hard as you fucking can

"see? this was always a bad idea"

run some polls that tell you whatever you want (in this case that people want back into the EU)

then just do it, without another referendum

was pretty obvious that this was how they'll play it.

UK will not rejoin EU it's just some stupid trade deal probably

Deal seems to be we give the EU fish and in return we get to be part of that defence pact.

and the scarlet lipstick wetting her lips as if she just ate a baby's heart