"work" 5 days a week
Log into computer at 6am
Go for my morning walk look like im a hard worker by being online at 6
Pretend to look at emails at 6:30, get my shower in
7 jiggle mouse to show online, make breaky
Sit down at 7:30 drink coffee, shit post on Anon Babble, jiggle mouse
8AM join Daily team meeting, mute self, shit post here.
9AM look to see if anything is actually happening, if not, go back to shit posting and playing vidya
10 AM, walk time again
10:30 - 11:30 lift weights, watch TV and jiggle mouse and look for any work
12-2 hop on random meetings and paint miniatures as i do so.
2-5 actually do work because by this time, most people stop working, meaning they stop bugging me so i can actually get shit done
Proceed to do a full days work in about 3-4 hours
Take another walk some time around 3
Log 9-10 hours a day every day
Every fucking year get glowing reviews
Every year get raises
Every other year get a promotion
Do maybe 16-20 hours of work a week.
The trick anon is to game the system, literally all you need to do is just be "available" at any time, and your company will fucking love you. I just tell them yeah sure ill get up at 4am to do that thing or sure ill do that midnight change no problem. They fucking love me, i do fuck all and get paid 6 figures to do so.
You need to listen to this song and treat it as a philosophical mantra.
"Boss makes a dollar, i make a die, thats why i poop on company time."
youtube.com/watch?v=7zTei5RMhQ8