White people baby names

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White people baby names

Hate blacks all you want but Millenial whites are coming up with some fucking dumb names for their kids now

Naming a White kid Kohen

It really sucks to see us devolve into niggers.

Still not as stupid as black names.

I did two goofy pagan names but kind of cool tho

People I knew irl who were normal smart people still ended up naming their kids meme flavor of the month shit that will make them a laughing stock in school in 5 years

no it isnt retard

Can you legally change your name in the US?

All of this is made possible by a pushover husband that does not love his wife or children

Younger people always tend to make up stupid names. IMO the ideal name should be formal and have some gravitas, be socially normal, and have room for nicknames.

Richard/Rick

Alexander/Alex

Peter/Pete

Thomas/Tom

Michael/Mike

Alexandra/Alexa

Victoria/Tori

Elizabeth/Liz

As a few examples are good, what also sucks similarly to naming your kid Leighton is naming your kid something weirdly archaic. Naming your kid Augustus is weird if you live in the suburban midwest as is naming your kid Aethelstan just because of your Anglo-Saxon ancestors.

loving wife and children

Brainwashed zog droll

All of this is made possible by a pushover husband that does not love his wife or children

This

I would love a traditional roman name but my son would just get made fun of, so ill just keep with tradition and give him my first name like my father did

lol this has always amazed me, white people spent 25 years making fun of black people for coming up with new names and they follow right behind them and make up equally or more dumber names than Da'Quan and Shaniqua. Fucking Yvyh Braylin Kynleigh better get ready for her resumes to go in the fucking trash right along sides Travon's.

Timmy Pigolem the Third will get made fun of either way anon

I shit you not, I know a black woman names Atrontrica

Not as much as cletus sisterfucker like you

Going back to the 1880s to name mine. Have twins incoming and the wife was getting frustrated looking through new baby names websites. We're gen y, so the kids are going to be autistic, may as well limit how much people can take the piss out of their names.

Still an approvement over John , Bob , Gary , Steve , Dave

some names I hate

Eunice

Gertrude

Bertha

Elsie

Brenda

Paula

Doris

Helen

I agree but I think Paula is the least bad out of the ones you picked

Only acceltable names are Adolf,Heinrich and JewDestroyer1488

richards nick is dick, and it fits well
t. richard

but yes, real historical euro names. dont make your kid have to go through a name change.

swayzee

Based. Best cooler in the business.

I'd agree. that or Helen

lol I have been saying this shit for years

Keighlee

Mykyleah

Drayden

Brayden

Gheyden

Seauxfeeha

etc
It's the one thing I hate most about my people. Some retarded narcissistic bullshit where they give their kid a one-of-a-kind name like that because they think their future desk jockey or failed internet content creator, is going to change the world

That doesn't make black people better.

True. I spent time working at a OT/PT center for kids when I was going for an education degree, and it's abysmal how white women rear children now, much less how they name them. "Remington" as a given name? Really? You stupid bitches.

includes Kohen Michael as a White name

Watcha doin' rabbi?

It's almost like they treat kids like a pet, isn't it?

may as well limit how much people can take the piss out of their names.

It will be the opposite. If they don't have a fucked up name, they will be outcasts. The norm is retarded names.

What about Blanche

kind of cool tho

They're really not and your kids will hate you for it.

Yes.

Yeah that one's common around here. There's a pair of them here, the girls Remington, the boys Ruger. So one suffers from a crippling failure to extract and the others only good for small caliber enterprises. Lmao.

Those two people are not Jewish at all, I know them IRL, which is why the name is bizarre

what is this?

good one

Brantley

Blyson

Maybe. They're going to be homeschooled I'm thinking further down the line it'll be less of a factor. Fingers crossed anyway.

Blandon

not Blyson. actually knew someone that named their white boy Blandon

Women have become inept at the one thing they were biologically designed for. What the fuck are we doing at this point?

So one suffers from a crippling failure to extract and the others only good for small caliber enterprises. Lmao.

I actually smiled. Pretty good.

Names my wife has seen as a teacher

Ryker

Skyler

Brayleigh

Nash

Fox

Ryleigh

The common thing she pointed out is the millennial woman obsession with the suffix “-leigh”. The worst offender was a girl named

Heavenleigh

Nah. They're good names and not goofy or unheard of, but still kind of did the millennial meme in retrospect

youtu.be/wCqsnmg2pDs

lol first name is dick

>Skyler

I know a 33 year old Skylar. she was always adamant that no one pronounce it "Skyler." "it's SkyLAR, not Skyler. 'Skyler' is a boy's name"

...

The goofiness being that I accidentally basically did the millennial bit. But they're at least actual names not Kalesi or whatever. There's actually two Kalesi's in my sons grade and that's pretty funny

You should name your son "US Marine"

MFW I name my son Garrosh

I dated this girl and broke it off because she had a white trash nigger name like that.

swayzee is fire drip based rizz

Noooooo he can't just have a cool name you have to name him Timmy Peter John Johnson the Fifth

Heavenleigh

First birthday she got a stripper pole for her crib.

Yeah I don't understand it. A lot of weird variations of Irish shit too, lots of Siobhans, Breighs, etc.
Those are spelled retarded to begin with, butchering them further is just nonsense.

When people told you it was only stupid people having children, they weren't lying

That's the single most angering thing I've seen this morning lol
Those are NOT real names. Might as well name your kid "Retarded fucking loser"

The best names are those that have been used often within the family. It is one of the best ways to honor your ancestors

Just use a modern variant of the name, plenty of Roman names are still used today like Julian, Mark, or Anthony.

Are they Mormon?

Ryker is tolerable. The rest are gayyyyyy

Numbah Juan! Come here. Yes I mean you, Ryker

Possibly, his wife had 3 miscarriages before this so they hope this one will come to full term. Poor guy has been blind since birth but he still wants a baby, bless him

Ehhhhh. Seems like a set up.

My Mum's name is on that list, cunt.

I knew a "jo'ello" in highschool.. big ole girl. Never got made fun of because she could chimp with the best

I have a great aunt's name up there

What color is your Bugatti?

If I had a son I'd name him something strong.

Mortarion

Typhus

Konrad

Pretty much any warhammer name.

Dayson?

Here!

Hevenleigh

Here!

Typhus the Despoiler of Virgins, Taker of Souls and Father of the Endtimes?

Here!

rare leaf w

Strong names make strong people, my man.

All good White names

how to doom your son to eternal virginity

setting your future kid up for bullying and eternal virginity

checked. I think they need a little more time before they're ready for recycling

The canadian government wants you to give your kids hormones, I'd get the little fella on testosterone ASAP. He'd be 8 feet tall in 2nd grade. Anyone who tries to bully him would get ripped in half and eaten

Also you know Typhus is like an actual disease right? Might as well name him Gonorrhea

I think they're ready now. They were clearly names that had been in the family for generations, while OP's pic shows White people completely unmoored from the traditions of their ancestors. You probably hate hem because you only know older ladies with them, which is another system of the jew rot in our society. In 15 years, the Helens and Gertrudes will turn out much better than the Khaleesis

Half the kids in my son's class are some iteration of -ayden. Brayden, Aiden, Hayden, Jayden, Peyton... my son's name is Mike and he's the most normal kid.

naming your kid literally Typhus

If you want to have your gay videogame names, you can literally name your kid (regardless of gender) Apollo Diomedes and it will be infinitely better than what you listed

Dayson

literally setting your kid up to be called GAYson

A disease so bad the jews lost 6 gorillion to it.

I mean, definitely not as bad as gonorrhea.

Peter/Pete

Thomas/Tom

Michael/Mike

Avoid judaic names. Also, nicknames are cringe.

white names in 2032:

Maaaraadramdallah

Swangdazr Zeeeeeewee

Krrrghdnnguh

I'm not going to puss out and call him Typhon or something millennial and gay.
If I named him Mortarion he would have to know how to fight. If he couldn't kick my ass by the time he was 12 I'd grab a brick and try again.

Aiden

WHY IS EVERY FUCKING GEN ALPHA NIGGER CALLED AIDEN. WHY DO THEY ALL HAVE THE FORTNITE SLURP JUICE FLAVOR VAPE

Kohen soudns like Cohen. under cover jew names. Here are some jew names to avoid:

John

Jordan

Joseph

Jonas

Jonah

Joshua

Moses/Moshe

Immanuel

Zachary

Michael

James

Nathan

Johan

Jacob

Adam

Daniel

Benjamin

Seth

Bartholomew

Mordecai

Levi

Simon

Matthew

Gabriel

Micah

Malachi

Jeremiah

Isaiah

Ian

Aaron

David

Rafael

Caleb

Elijah

Isaac

Ethan

Elon

Jared

Joel

Jesse

Noah

Thomas

Asher

Abraham

Eli

Saul

Samuel

don't spiritually circumcize your children by giving them names like those name

Apollo is a nigger name. Might as well name him Queshandrae or something.
I was making fun of GAYson. You wee supposed to read that like kids at roll call in school.

Helen

Literally the name of one of the most beautiful women in western literature.

I went to 1 Chronicles 6 to find my kids names

Here are better alternatives for names:

Eric

Richard

Marcus

Mark

Scott

Anthony

Ryan

William

Edgar

Ralph

Roderick

Connor

Justin

Aidan

Max

Julius

Andrew

George

Albert

Leo

Karl

Henry

Robert

Walter

Arthur

Patrick

Oscar

Brian

Geoffrey

Alfred

Oswald

Adolf

Nicholas

Winston

Donald

Arnold

Gregory

Edmund

Heinrich

Felix

Gustav

Oliver

Theodore

Edward

Victor

Alexander

Charles

give me a sec and I'll post more names including girl names

I'm a retard. You were making fun of it too.

Naming your child Rafael

oh my god

ok here are some nice boy & girl names for your children:

Boys:

Abdullah

Saeed

Salem

Muhammad

Abdulrahman

Yousef

Essa

Rashid

Hamdan

Obaid

Omar

Abdulaziz

Hamad

Ahmed

Thani

Jassim

Ali

Khalifah

Khamis

Nasser

Salman

Suhail

Mayed

Khalid

Adel

Hassan

Sultan

Saif

Uthman

Ammar

Girls:

Sheikha

Aisha

Alia

Moza

Mariyam

Halima

Fatima

Khadijah

Mey

Amal

Mahra

Basma

Shammah

Hessa

Layla

Salama

Asma

Sara

Meshael

Najla

Dana

Mona

Shahad

Eman

Abeer

Khloud

Ahlam

Nora

Amna

Asia

avoid judaic names

flags

Ok Abdul and Ahmed

Pretty common for LatAms.

Kek. Stupid sandniggers.
The best way to get Jews to like you and be a trusty Shabbos goy is to have a Hebrew name

I saw a local newspaper with a front page article about the local girl's highschool basketball team. The Captain's name was Rhiarghan.

Typhus the Despoiler of Virgins, Taker of Souls and Father of the Endtimes?

perfect. just when I was loosing all hope in leafs.

Nigger is literally a fucking plane ahahhahahahahaha

My parents gave me a jew name. What can I do? :(

Lol. Fatima has been about the only one I've seen that's crossed over.

my children sheldon, khaleesi, ash, dovahkin and tony-albus

You can see the utter under class by the way parents and kids are dressed.
Welcome to the lowest 5% of "whites", where you find the 200 days per year in the psych ward specialists, meth heads, alcoholics and other "heroes".
So we're in the black upper middle class and the spic middle class but that's still sad.

Yeah women are like that. You wouldn't believe the shit my wife came up with for my twins. Poor fellas almost ended up with names they could never forgive us for. Lucky they got a great dad.

dovakhin

kek

meaning of the names to make it easier on you to pick a name for your child:

Abdullah

worshipper of The God

Saeed

Happy

Salem

Safe and Sound

Muhammad

Praiseworthy

Abdulrahman

worshipper of the Merciful

Yousef

God increases

Essa

God's Salvation

Rashid

Rightly Guided

Hamdan

Praiseworthy

Obaid

Servant

Omar

Long Lived

Abdulaziz

worshipper of the Beloved

Hamad

Praiseworthy

Ahmed

Praiseworthy

Thani

Second

Juden Jerry Gene

Jassim

Vigorous and Powerful

Ali

Elevated and Exalted

Khalifah

Successor

Khamis

Fifth

Nasser

Victory-maker

Salman

Secure

Suhail

Without Trouble

Mayed

Glorious

Khalid

Everlasting

Adel

Noble

Hassan

Handsome

Sultan

Emperor

Saif

Sword

Uthman

Intuitive

Ammar

Long Lived

Lmao.

Sheikha

female Chieftain

Aisha

Alive and Well

Alia

Elevated and Exalted

Moza

Pearl (but it's common to wrongly interpreted to mean "beauty" or "Banana")

Mariyam

Beloved

Halima

patient and mild tempered

Fatima

She who Abstains

Khadijah

Trustworthy and Respected

Mey

Stunning

Amal

Hope

Mahra

Mare (female stallion)

Basma

Smile

Shammah

High Status

Hessa

Pearl

Layla

Night

Why would I trade one foreign name for another? I am not Arab

Salama

Peace

Asma

High Status

Sara

female Chieftain

Meshael

Lanterns

Najla

Wide Eyes

Dana

Pearl

Mona

Desire

Shahad

pure Honey or Witness

Eman

Faith

Abeer

Fragrance

Khloud

Everlasting

Ahlam

Dreams

Nora

Light

Amna

Protected

Asia

Pretty much any warhammer name.

HAHA FAGGOT

The Hayden, Aiden, Raiden, Braydon trend was the worst thing ever.
Jaquarius, Jamal, Jarambe
I gave my kids names that were popular around the 1920s and before.
People keep naming their DAUGHTERs these names though like Wyatt.

My daughter is strong and don't need no man!

Your daughter is going to grow up getting raped by somalis because you taught her not to have kids.

they're nice Emirati names. You will never be Emirati but you can give your kids Emirati names. non of those names are jewish

reclaim your spiritual foreskin and pick yourself a name that suites you from the list!:

He's going to be the strongest Aryan in his town!

If I ever have twin sons, their names will be Scipio and Hannibal.
I’m hoping for a cool dynamic between them.

So-low

Apt.

Just keeps going and going. Perfect Bible passages to read to put your kids to sleep is the never ending list of unpronounceable Jews names.
My first two sons names are Beriah and Paco. I was born in 1986.

where does Bob come from? it's a nickname right? and it's also the most American name ever, isn't that right Bob?

I can tell by her face alone that she grew up in a black neighborhood. She was never destined to "save the white race" or whatever.

One of the three black people in my high school was named Salydia. She was super sweet otherwise I would have been asking what you go? Salydia or chlamydia?! Lmao

Robert.
Why Bob is short for Robert, I don’t know.
I don’t know why Dick is short for Richard either.

even looks like a low class mudshark

i feel bad for the mongrels they bring into the word. i will never accept them, neither will my people because they are violent and incapable of civilization

its just +1 another potential adversary/enemy. if i take up a charitable caise i will ensure all old mudsharks get jack shit nothing (worked with foster kids years ago)

What's wrong with that? Better than jewish names.

what do you mean? You mean a person you met in real life with such a name?

What ever happened to traditional names like Balthazar?

name starts with Baal

that's pagan. Also today we say BULL and not Baal

Yeah, know a woman named Fatima that's 100% Welsh.

I'm a retard.

It's obvious with the naming your future kid Typhus, and all.

your kid is cooked even before your kid got baked

He was one of the 3 wise men.
The myrrh bloke from the bible.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevinismus

it's happening in france too

naming your kid Kohpen Hagen lmao

I don't see a Welsh connection to the name. The closest thing I can think of is some places in Portugal which have muslim names ude to muslim rule. A holy place in Portugal is named Fatima. I know Wales isn't catholic so this might not be the reason for her name. Truth is you shouldn't meet any people from my arabic names list because all of those names are Emirati first names.

her nose

Niggers aren't stealing anything from me. That is a black woman

those are nigger names of a niggerized population

and the name comes from Mesopotamia and it means: "Bel protects the king". Bel is how the Mesopotamians pronounced Baal.

Belthazar means "Baal protects the King"

I'm not against interracial couples, it's just really obvious that the first girl you posted would not be into white men.

Unlikely there's any connection beyond an internet connection and weird parents. Lord knows it could have been worse for her.

all 10/10 older lady waitress names

I finally put this list together. A list of the most proud names you can give to your child:

Kakarot

Vegeta

Raditz

Nappa

Broly

Fasha

Gine

Bardock

King Vegeta

Tarble

Tora

Shugesh

Borgos

Leek

Moroko

Onio

Nion

Vasabi

Sage

Leganon

Yashimo

Zibar

Zysa

Chokly

Ruccola

Narmis

Kiclee

Prika

Yunaly

Lisee

Cabba

Caulifla

Kale

Renso

Gogeta

Vegito

Kefla

Shallot

Giblet

Yamoshi

Turles

Celipa

Sadala

what will you name your kid?

Go back to plebbit and kill yourself you fucking faggot nigger lover

Old age home nurse.

Fucking kek.

(You)

It couldn't have been better. Fatima is a nice name that means "being separated from evil/hell". you guys need more names like this

I knew a mom who named her two daughters Flora and Fauna.

She's clearly white, doesn't look mixed to me. Some white people just have wide noses.

I don't understand what even are these people.

Broken dysgenics that pay forward abuse for attention.

mutts are white

Nice cope, Jamal Ezra "Flying Eagle" Hueazecepitl Hernandez Jackson

you should call your child some ridiculous Jewish bullshit name

You clearly have never seen 20-40% nigger

saying this to an American

I've seen a ton of mixed race people here of all combination, that's a white woman with a wide nose, not the first white person I've seen with a wide nose.

Those are all Jewish names as well though

Western civilization is crashing below replacement fertility levels across the board? I sleep

White people naming their kids things I don't like? REEEEEEE

POV: your eyes cross mine while I am standing up in complete silence in an unlit room at 2 in the morning as I tend to do, and your terrified eyes meet my completely expressionless dead gaze

I know a baby Skywalker. Naturally, the parents are Reddit in human form.

Those are Jewish names

Those black male names invoke some sense of power as odd as they may seem, such as Davon, Jayquan, Damarcus, Daquan. What sort of reaction do you think a male named Kaysen, Leighton, or Kohen (kek) invoke? Its as if the parents are deliberately trying to make their sons gayer than gay.

my mom wanted to name me D'Artagnan

True. I spent time working at a OT/PT center for kids when I was going for an education degree, and it's abysmal how white women rear children now, much less how they name them. "Remington" as a given name? Really? You stupid bitches.

A good addition to Gunther, Skyrim, Adolf, and MG42, all normal kid names

She literally has a negroid skull, I'd imagine she's at least 1/8th black

Sure thing, Jaquamarius deshawntey air wrecka jones.

Clearly you're retarded

Those black male names invoke some sense of power as odd as they may seem, such as Davon, Jayquan, Damarcus, Daquan.

They absolutely do not, especially if you've spent any time around dudes with these names. The neo-white names you listed aren't any better though.

Captain's name was Rhiarghan.

Actual fantasy anime level

You probably hate hem because you only know older ladies with them

that is why, kek. I figured one more generation would be ready to pull those names back in

Found the friendless loser

If you have three older brothers with a large age gap it would have made sense.

Plenty of Scandinavian or Nordic girls have heads shaped like that. You going to claim they're all descendants of some black Viking? Eugenics are stupid and got proven wrong decades ago.

the only jew names I could find were Yousef, Essa, Omar (debatable), Salman, Mariyam, Layla (debatable), & Sara.

every other name is completely non jewish and just fully Emirati

checked

Martha

its a burger thing mostly.
wtf is a jayden, kaylee, tyler,ashton et cetera.

on the other hand shitavious dequan, airwrecka shaniqua

means: "Bel protects the king". Bel is how the Mesopotamians pronounced Baal.

Baal is literally just the ancient Semitic word for "lord"

Several deities were called Baal+something, it just means lord something, and saying lord is a common prefix before the name of gods (in India today they say Hare Krishna, Hare Vishnu etc)

It’s also the word used for the kings who chose to call themselves a lord.

Skylar and Nash are good names.

I don't understand what even are these people.

They’re the ones who were kicked out of Europe anon

They’re the whites we don’t have to deal with anymore

they not like us

I have a jewish first, middle, and last name, dammit. first and middle were passed down from my great grandfather. his father was adopted by a jewish family, not as a child, but as a farm servant. family story said they used to beat him with a bull whip. I used to research my genealogy pretty heavily to see if I could trace my ancestry and my true surname, but no such luck, yet

Eunice

Eunuch

Gertrude

Stereotypical witches name

Bertha

Obese

Elsie

Brenda

Paula

Doris

Helen

These are fine.

>Bertha

Obese

I always think this, too

There are tons of people like that in England

I named my son Lucien, but it is pronounced Loo-Shen. I think it's based. Let his mom choose his middle name.

England has always had by far the worst gene pool in Europe I don’t know why they’re like this

England is the only place in all of Europe where white trash exists.

I know. Baal Hadad, Baal-Zephon, Baal-Hamon, Baal-Shamin, Hannibal (Hanna-Baal)و Beelzebub (Baal-Zebub). Those were all pagan gods. And the title also had other masculine connotations. aka calling your god a Baal indicated he was a stud/virile/stallion. Which is why I called Baal a BULL when talking to the Estonian anon

No, it isn’t. And Bob is nickname, not a given name.

Based fellow pagan name enjoyer. The sons of millennials are also not circumcised. Jews in this thread seething demanding we go back to naming them Goyler Jr

here's aiden, and jayden, there's kayden and brayden... where did mayonaissden go?

Bike is short for Bichael

not circumcised

Crazy that you're right.

Goyler

Ah fuck, that's basically my name LMAO

New millennial name idea desu

Vax is short for Vaxine

I look Scooter

the only Doug, Skeeter, Patty, or Roger I've ever known were on TV

Do albino niggers smell any better?

And the most ridiculous possible way to spell it is a must.
I'm naming my next boy Wolfgang.

The Whitest Amerigroid.

KING VEGETA FINISH YOUR GODDAMN SPAGHETTI DAMNIT

i can get behind this one for sure

Those black male names invoke some sense of power

Never met a Skeeter that wasn't a nickname. The rest are pretty common in the sticks out here.

cool name

You think it’s cool, but your son won’t.

I have an Erasmus in my family tree on my mom's side a couple hundred years back. and a Gideon

Heavenleigh

A stripper's stage name

she's up after Nevaeh

literally all millennial white women name their children something retarded.

My sister named her kid a really dumb name.

What do you expect?
Our boomer parents did a shite job raising us. We millennials are all retarded due to boomers being retarded. So many of us had absent boomer parents, they let television and the public school system and Disney movies raise us.

Peter

Slang for penis

John

Slang for toilet

Johnson

Slang for penis

Timmy

Just gay

Old school. Most of that filtered down into the Ernest's, Gilbert's, Hector's etc.

dejudifies white names

Anon Babble in shambles

Reminder the overwhelming majority of posts here originate in Israel.

Nerevarine

How many daquans with a random surname can I Google and find a criminal? Let’s see.

It's christcucks, not "literal" jews

The famously Jewish Tsar Peter the Great.

Hate blacks all you want

Thanks I will, because murder, rape, and theft are worse than silly names. Double when you consider that nigger names are even worse, dontavius.

It's still negrophilia. The average normie wants to name their kids something creative like L'Queesha but can't because it's a nigger name. So they have to come up with their own bastardizations, which you can see like that are atrocious and not real names.

Typhus

Varicelleigh

Diptherius

Ebolus

Poleigho

Staphyleigh

Candida

Leighkeemia

Annycin

Buffyrin

Iskymyia

Goyterr

Haleightosa

Herneighya

Vertebraeson

Scoleighosa

Aren't black American names just stolen French names?

ho...how we feeling about Jason asking for a fren

Brutus needs a comeback. take it back from the dogs

asking for a fren

the Argonauts?

Rip Crunchtear

Slade Squarejaw

Harder Bigsmash

Slab Bigmeat

Rock Squarejaw

Chew Gravelnail

Big Crushpunch

Jack Rockabs

Cliff fell off

It may be a regional thing but the names of kids on my son’s little league team sounds like a civil war muster roll. “Old fashioned” names are back in style.

Alabaster McCallister

These seem like troon names so the mother is already planning to assasinate their kids identity

Same we named our boy Grayplyndrical which is exception but most of these names now a days are dumb

Thomas

MichaEL

ELizabeth

Peter is also suspect (though usually considered "Greek")

better gor a White kid to have a made up name then a hebrew name, whoever named their kid cohen is a literal tard

kek

As if circumcision wasn't enough.

yes the popular french names "DaQuarius" and "Lakeesha"

you fucking dumbass

tf

Some white people just have wide noses.

Quintessentially muttmerican post, you're a human flesh golem.

They just use "de", "le" and "la" thinking that's fitting for a person name without understanding that latin language speakers don't use because it's fully retarded, like naming your kid TheJohn or From'kate

Double-barrelled first names

Mis-spelled "trendy" names JAXSON

Shortened names as actual full names, my wife teaches a kid who's name on his birth cert is Timmy. Olly is another great example

At least Africans give their kids funny names, whites are just full cringe "I read it in a womans mag" naming but the worst part is they think that'll be unique. I swear there's must be years where there's 6 Jackson's, another year where there's 8 Harry's & Olly's, Molly/Mya/Livvy

wife teaches African kid called Favourite, who has a sister called Abundance and a brother called Joyous

Last year taught an African kid called Awsum

better then being named kohen

Imagine introducing yourself as Favorite

My ex’s name is Blanche. I think it’s a nice cute name fitting for an unhinged french girl

Those aren't even the worst. Imagine being called ''rolex,'' ''music,'' ''monkey'' or something like that.

Rayleigh unironically sounds nice to me. Even if it’s probably better as a surname

Imagine being named Poopfart McGillicuddy

French girls

You've never fucked crazy until you've taken Fanny out for a spin. Lol.

Nash and Fox are both brands of carp fishing tackle in the UK.

I hate that name with every atom, no, every subatomic particle in my body. Even worse the fact it’s super common in here

Helen is a Greek name and the most beautiful woman in Greek mythology was named Helen of Troy you dumb zoomer

bitch has a negroid skull

Every Helen I've known has been a cunt plus Helen of Troy was a cunt

Certain italian names sound completely stupid

Piergiorgio

Pierluigi

Gianmaria (masc name btw)

Gianpiero

Ezechiele

Nanni

Vasco

Pippo

Pierino

Rocco

Nicolò (the only word that rhymes with Gigolò)

Are we stupid?

Greaseball Wopitore

All names are dumb, you just think the old ones are better, because of time.
Just like religion.

it's getting to be a contest

I really don't get it. when I talk to these people they don't seem retarded and then I ask them what they named their new baby. London? Whyyy....

naming a kid

John

Jordan

Joseph

Jonas

Jonah

Joshua

Moses/Moshe

Immanuel

Zachary

Michael

James

Nathan

Johan

Jacob

Adam

Daniel

Benjamin

Seth

Bartholomew

Mordecai

Levi

Simon

Matthew

Gabriel

Micah

Malachi

Jeremiah

Isaiah

Ian

Aaron

David

Rafael

Caleb

Elijah

Christian

Jesús

Isaac

Ethan

Elon

Jared

Joel

Jesse

Noah

Thomas

Asher

Abraham

Eli

Saul

Samuel

countless variations in various European languages

The world is not the same anymore as it used to be oh no no no

White nigger names I’ve encountered as a school admissions administrator:

Anakin

Ashleigh

Ashlee

Brandyn

Bradlee

Cadenze

Mckensee

River

Willow

Oaklee

Rhyleigh

Keighlee

Sean-Michael

James-William

Pat-Michael

Ronin

Kaylee Anne

I suspect that the hyphenated “two names” are the result of both of the parents arguing over a name so they just compromised and picked both.

No she definitely looks like a nigger mutt

If I ever have children, I'm gonna name them Hamas, Hezbollah and Houthi to make fox news watching obese boomers SEETHE

Can’t believe I forgot

Geronimo

and

Salvatore

Reminds me of how my four year old names her stuffed animals cute made up names like Susuna and Supina only it's grown adults doing it to their actual babies.

Amerimutt posting

nothing wrong with Helen.
And I had a German great grandma named Doris who was the sweetest lady you ever met. She died when I was six.
Even Gen X were retarded with names. A lot zoomed girls have names like Mackenzie and Delaney. Boomer hippies gave their children shitty names too like September or Armageddon or Spice.

Some of those look like Ikea product names, but they're millennials so that makes sense.

nigger
enjoy being a nigger, you nigger
:)

same

Was Willow at least a dwarf? Hyphenated first names are peak retard.

easton

judson

brantley

aren

spraxton

nateesha

fleece

Lithuanian names are cool too

Ian

I would kill myself if my parents named me that

Could be worse. Could have been Keith.

Grim.

What is dumb about those names? Can you explain?

zoomer

I'm 40, faggot. the first Helen I ever met was a black-haired old woman in the 1980's

They aren't "biblical" (jewish) names like christkikes say you have to give your kids or you will go to hell. Christianity is all about larping as jews and destroying White traditions.

This
They sound like ango tier name
Not even comparable with Jahaviuos Tranquivon Sharkheisa and so on

I'm few percent lithuanian so makes sense why I love these

cry harder Jayden
sorry your faggot parents gave you a faggot name to go along with your faggot brain

Dude common whites names in red states are “ Oak and Oakley.” I shit you not, white conservatives are fking retards.

Whites are the ultimate cucks

White traditions

The fuck is that, you dumb mestizo?

My cousin is ethincally 100% italian but never went over there and doesn't speak italian, he named his kids

matteo

Mia

marco

thoughts?

In an age when you can google a name, meaning and etymology, I'm astounded at the retardation shown by late-millennial and early-zoomer parents.

I named my son Victor, since it means Victor.

emory

tayler

blakely

aislynn

cenyen

lynnessa

Galaxy brain move, actually.
Put a "Kohen Michael" on a job application and suddenly the decision maker yids start having double thoughts.

These are names white women came up with while the cuck husband/father stands in the corner and nods while reading about or watching sportsball.

Yes dear, Brae sounds like a fantastic name for your, im mean oir daughter. Yes she can date niggers like michael strayhan.

Yes they are. Don't they a lower IQ than niggers? If not, we need to move the consideration of retarded to the 80-115 range. We need a war to kill these scumfucks

they got me with one of these

this thread again

White people are indeed capable of condemning their children with awful names. While blacks usually name their kids trashy ebonic names or after car or alcohol brands, the issue with terrible White kid names is often one of the following:

preppy southern white women love giving their kids either normal names with fucked up spelling (to make them

“Unique”) or made up “soft” unisex names like Braylee, Braxlee, etc

Low T White men are often consoomer manchildren who like naming their kids after pop culture figures.

Imagine being so rootless that there’s no one in your life who could serve as name inspiration, instead naming your kids something made up or after brands you consoom. Sad!

This rings true. All of my Chinese coworkers gave their children born in the US old fashion white names.

hyphenated last names were bad enough in school. I always thought those kids were weird; like, which one is it you weirdo? hyphenated first names are child abuse

they are white niggers but even the dumbest rough country suspension budget smoke tuner frosted jeans wearing wannabilly nigger is an absolute hero compared to the cucks who allow their wives to hyphenate their names and their children's names

any time I meet someone with a hyph wife or hyph kids I automatically do not respect them

Willow was a normal white girl from an otherwise normal, very typical white family. That’s why I call them white nigger names, because they’re names given to normal, usually middle to upper middle class white people that are on the same level of stupidity as typical hood nigger names. They’re otherwise normal and productive members of society, but name their kids with the same flagrant lack of impulse control and pursuit of self-satisfaction at the expense of others that embodies the very soul of niggerhood.

The hyphenated names just have the stink of the bitchass, soft millennial approach to relationships where “consensus” and “making everyone happy” is the most important thing rather than anyone actually having the balls to make a final ruling on a tough decision that has real consequences.

I mean there were some stupid names here but how are

Skyler

Brayleigh

Nash

Fox

Ryleigh

comparable with Jahaviuos Tranquivon and Sharkheisa

Propecia

Pooja

Bobheada

LMAO

First and middle name is on that list kek

Found the Samuel.
Shalom!

You think that's bad, I heard of a guy that took his fucking wife's name. He was talking about doing it in high school as a joke so we could have the same first name as his last (provided he met a girl with the same last name as his first).. Well he actually did it. Now he has the same first and last name. Lol

Moshe Mordecai?

might as well have done Mario and Luigi