How bad is London?

I've been invited to the UK. Where can I stay in London where I won't get imprisoned for defending myself from a gentlemanly rocket scientist? Looking online made it seem as if most of London is surrounded by bad areas, making them difficult to avoid.

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It's an absolute shithole pretty much everywhere in London, places like South Tottenham etc, you will think you are either in Africa, Pakistan, or some other Islamic shithole

Don't go. I worked in London for an entire year. Legit did not meet a single British there, I think they gone extinct, replaced my mutts.

Basically this. If you don't want to be surrounded by brain surgeons you'll need to stay way outside the city.

Don't use public transport unless you want an impromptu surgery performed on you.

How bad is London?

Go visit the Cotswolds if you want a nigger-free experience that resembles something that England used to be.

Fuck of baby killers , you're not welcome

What, you can't afford a 500gbp per night hotel in Mayfair?

Worst part of the UK. It's full of browns and everything smells of piss.

Like another anon said, go somewhere rural like the cotswolds, lake district, new forest etc. Anywhere but fucking Londonistan. In fact, avoid all cities. The heart of England is in the countryside, not urban hills capes.

It's not that bad honestly, as long as you avoid the black areas. The city centre is pretty safe as far as big cities go and is like 85% white, and a large amount of the non whites there are Chinese and Indian tourists which aren't that bad. Cities like Paris and New York are overall more nigraified and consequently far more dangerous than London

Most of Central London is pretty sanitary for the most part actually. Places like Hampstead, Richmond upon Thames, Bayswater, Chelsea are pretty posh and are pleasant.
Remember that you are statistically more likely to encounter violence in burgerland than the worst places in the UK.

You have no idea how much the government spends to keep the tourist areas looking tidy in London. Niggers and brown people would turn it into a shithouse overnight.

How bad is London?

Almost as revolting as Paris but not quite.

Nah do not go to London, go to the UK's original Capital York. 99% white and the rest are Asian qt tourists. Yorkshire folk are the warmest people you'll meet and it's 100% British, plus there's roman structures everywhere and it's honestly wonderful for shopping and eating.

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Its a brown fucking shithole, western EU is fucking finished and every poster telling you otherwise is a government shill or a fucking jew. British posters are the worst and most dishonest posters on Anon Babble.

I'm going to also recommend Hickory's Smokehouse York if you fancy some American style food and the Pavement Vaults if you want something a bit more British. Also The Minster is an absolute beast of Christian dedication, it's awe inspiring.

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There are more stabbings in London than shootings in New York City. Flawed statement but do with that what you like.

perfect example of a lying shill, or perhaps its a jeet / muslim migrant subhuman

Better than shit holes like nyc and sf, but not by much. Unless you are living in an american ghetto currently, London is not an upgrade.Come to Amsterdam instead, you can work and live here on DAFT visa since you're a burger.

people are thrown into the train tracks in nyc nigger lmaoooo

the nyc subway has literally the national guard inside it because it's so unsafe nigger

I wish more Anon's would visit my home city, no homeless either it's really done well over the past decade. A real slice of heaven with low crime, the nights out are great too for a pint and a chat.

I'm not lying this is North Yorkshire, the only location other than Wales with a + white birthrate. Not all of the UK has been infected, rich people still need a place to feel safe and shop. Just look it up if you don't believe me, I go monthly for the fashion and suite shops. It makes me sad that foreign fools believe that London and Birmingham represent every UK city. The Christmas Market is the best time to visit, please visit anon's you won't regret it, I'm very proud to call it my home city.

Here is more proof Czechanon, you really need to stop being so dogmatic it makes your words look like that of a fools.

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It makes me sad that foreign fools believe that London and Birmingham represent every UK city

give it 10 or 20 years and it will be the truth. I make over 100k euro a year btw, if youre so much smarter than me why are you so fucking poor? Your shithole is over buddy, shouldve sided with the good guys in ww2.

London is great. One of the best cities in the world.

I'm an Anglo-American. Yes, one of the real ones, the founding stock and English grandparents. I would love to visit London. I've never set foot in England. Unfortunately I think my Internet history properly has me barred from the entire country. They would welcome hostile foreign invaders with open arms, though. It's a miserable thing to consider. My heart weeps for my ancestral homeland. Best of luck Bongbros, we'll see the end of this dark age. Stiff upper lip and soldier on, boys. Our people ruled the world once.

But what if I want to see the British Museum which is one of the worlds great museums? Is it safe to at least visit the great historic institutions of London?

I make over 100k euro a year btw

Who are you trying to impress? Your coming across as overtly contrarian, I suppose no amount of money can buy manners. I also never referred myself smarter, only a genuine patron of my Home city and Englishman. I only wish to share my love with anon's here, love of my own city. I would slow your roll and take time to consider your thoughts and to why your taking such a harsh stance.

Basically calm down.

Fuck off Sean Bean. York is a backwater shithole where everyone speaks unintelligible 'English'.

Your brown

True. But there are also more stabbings in new York than stabbings in London.
London is a shit hole but nobody is actually going to attack you. You can also stay with the bergs and steins in golders green.

t. Pajeet

being proud of your home city and peoples accomplishments is now shat on in Anon Babble

Quite sad the state of Anon Babble, I don't know if it's jealously or contempt. Either way, I'll continue to wish you well, it is a shame you do not have the civilized mind to do the same.

they are americans who have no sense of culture

nobody is actually going to attack you

London , England ?
srsly ?
naaah you're not serious. you get mugged quick if drunk in the wrong part, you get pickpocketed onthe tube, and the taxis take you for a ride...
london..

you must be a real west end boyyyyyy

Stay in central London. You can find cheap accommodation if you look online.

expedia.co.uk/London-City-Centre-London-Hotels-Budget-Hotels.0-n6195474-0-tBudgetHotels.Travel-Guide-Filter-Hotels

London, like most tourist traps, is going to be expensive. People will try to fleece you for money. Be vigilant.

Don't go to South London, You will stand out as a yank and will be robbed and if you put up a fight, most likely cut across the face with a razor blade. Nothing to really see in South London, maybe a few museums along the River Thames, but that's it. Visit them during the day, you'll be fine.

East London is full of paki's, so avoid as well. Nothing to see there anyway.

West London is the shopping centre but has bordering estates (similar to the projects in the US) and is full of crack heads. Make sure you know where you are going.

North London is a fair distance from the centre, so you won't have any reason to visit it.

Avoid prostitutes as they will set you up to be robbed.

Don't buy drugs from the street, you will get ripped off and/ or mugged

Don't let your credit card out of your sight if you are paying for stuff with it, as it will get cloned.

If you stay in the tourist areas you will be fine, keep your valuables out of sight as pick pockets are rife. If you do get mugged, just give them your shit, as it's not worth getting stabbed over.

plumplot.co.uk/London-robbery-crime-statistics.html

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It's a few years since I've been there, but my recommendation is Cheltenham.

is that a swazi on the floor

How bad is London?

Don't listen to the negative posters. West London is really nice. Nice neighborhoods:

-Westminster
-Soho
-Marylebone
-Chelsea
-Paddington
-Kensington
-Notting Hill

Basically stick to the affluent areas and you'll be fine and have a good time. The same rule applies to many cities. You can always check neighborhoods out on google street view to get a good idea of the type of people that are in those areas.

South London isn't even that bad. Some nice boozers. Used to like heading into the Windmill in Brixton or the Amersham Arms in New Cross. Although, of course, it is still London, which is to say it's depressing and shit.

I wish.

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Unfortunately this.

Based happy northerner