job interview
Do you speak english?
Yes
Fluently
Yes
Do you speak any other languages other than korean and english
No
Sorry we require new recruits to be completely fluent in at least three languages
Sir this is janitorial position
Does this happen in your country
not three languages, only english and spanish
I'm one of the rare Americans who does speak 3 languages. It is useful in day to day life but not for work
I speak English, Spanish and Portuguese.
I speak Slovak, Czech, English, learned German for 12 years in school
Das rite get on my level
Ordering food at taco bell does not count as speaking spanish
I shall not dirty my mouth with any foreign language.
I speak like 7 languages bro
Serbian
Croatian
Bosnian
Montenegrin
Macedonian
Slovenian
English
Get on MY level
Pelotudo
>Serbian
>Croatian
>Bosnian
>Montenegrin
>Macedonian
>Slovenian
You aren't fooling us buddy those are just different dialects of the same language
If anyone on the phone has a slight accent i refuse to continue until they put an aussie on.
a la verga mija. tu eres mierda de pero
All you need is English and to not be a retard who needs a "job."
I'm fluent in English, C, and C++. Where do you keep the cum bucket and mop?
English
pretty good.
CRIKEY YA CUNT WANNA COOK ON DA BARBIE AND WATCH SOME FOOTY? THE LADS FROM COLLINGWOOD TAKE ON WEST COAST TONIGHT FROM THE G!
nah i'm good mate, don't watch that shit. have fun tho
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No. Hopefully it's not in South Korea, anyways that would be the lefty democrat's fault if it is.
AHUEVO CARNAL JAJAJAJAJA
Tal vez, quiero trés tacos de pollo, una torta de buche, y un país sin emigración de México. Y salsa roja, gracias.
*tres
I speak 3 languages so I don´t know.
We have 2 official languages so there are some jobs that require you to know Finnish, Swedish and English.
just know 5 languages bro
just have a PhD bro
just do side projects for free to have something on your portfolio bro
just grind for 70 hours a week bro
the pay? minimum wage
the rent? 90% of your monthly income
we live in a free market bro, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps :^)
welcome to bank
are you black
no
a woman
no
do you speak spanish
no
let me show you the door
Way to out yourself as a retard. Slovenian and Macedonian are very foreign languages. Slovenian sounds like being stung by bees, Macedonian sounds like a joke. Montenegrins sound like villagers, Bosniaks sound like drooling retards. Serbs sound like robots. I can't even understand 2/3 of my own countrymen because they speak some hillbilly islander dialect. Croatian, Serbian, Montenegrin and Bosnian sound alike because they're derived from Dubrovnik dialect, but each has its own rules and syntax.
British English, American English, Austaralian English are dialects of the same language. You wouldn't get failed for writing British English in an exam. You absolutely would if you wrote Serbian in an exam in Croatia, primarily because Serbian is writen in another script.
make men practically obsolete from everything with no form of compensation
It means that they want men to wake up and do the violence.
How's Tibia these days?
why is finland so cucked by swedes
Guess knowing 2 languages makes me a brainlet now.
What does this say about Americans who only know 0.75 of a language.
With the exception of English, None of these languages are useful or attractive. I would probably need to speak Bosnian if I'm going to be a goat farmer and serenade my goats while I fuck them. You possess useless knowledge. End your life ASAP
>job interview
>Do you speak english?
>Yes, fluently, but I refuse to speak it because we're in The Netherlands here and in this country we speak Dutch
They terminate the interview immediately
Kill all expats
I speak English, British, and Australian
Do you speak any other languages other than korean and english
No
Why would they hire someone this retarded? Dumb animal.
TRVTH NVKE, ex-Yugo people speak the most languages on average
It happened to me when I tried to work at the airport. They needed someone fluent in English, and I have a certified C2 level in English, a bachelor's degree from a British university, and lived in the USA and New Zealand for a year.
They then gave the position to someone mystery meat mutt with broken German/English skills because he also claimed to know some spanish
I speak my own made-up schizo language that no-one else speaks. Feels blessed
Lie and say you speak some language variation of some shit no one has heard of.
0.75 of a language.
Hey hey, they know everything from ebonics, to pigeon english and every generic nigspeak.
What yhe fuck job was this
we could use some of that here, we got opposite extreme
Why do you even need 3 languages? Who gives a shit besides english
Thats 2 actually distinct languages....
Ordering food at taco bell does not count as speaking spanish
Of course it does.
No. We still have kids and no time for learning useless languages we'll never need. Only childless nations have time for that.
I speak English
Hablo Espanol
two languages not enough
it's like education and academia can't keep up with the new globohomo business demands that just get more and more retarded every year. Need a 4 year degree to clean toilets soon.
In the past studying at uni required learning latin tho, i think some had ancient greek as well as a requirment. But we wont retvrn