Why did he do it?

Why did he do it?

he only had a tank and few hundred retards with rifles

he could have conquered all of russia in just 3 days

He trusted the CIA, big mistake

Russians are quite dumb, when there is corruption they think the czar (Putin) doesn’t know, that’s the ministers are keeping it from him, and he will put it to right if told

Why did a businessman close to Putin become the head of a secret(originally) PMC formed from ““”former“”“ GRU officers did this and then “”“died”“”, let me see....

he was a gopnik criminal from the 90s
they aren't smart

And it “died” exactly at the moment when the British were going to explain PMC Wagner as a terrorist group, and Russia as a sponsor of terrorism, in order to impose sanctions on Russian allies and trade partners. Lmao. What an interesting coincidence.
Ok, Anon Babble is usually where the unrealistically stupid niggers sit.

hes chilling in a resort in syria or sth isnt he

Fake ammunition shortage
Fake riot
Fake PMC

GRU and SVR hates FSB faggets, also Moscow and Tyumen бoгaчи hate St.Petersburg clique isnt it?
Prigo was their best chance

Some Africans in their social networks in the Russian zone of influence of the African Corps of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation (former PMC Wagner) report seeing a man who looks like Prigozhin. But they are probably lying, because we all saw him die with OUR OWN EYES, right?

Russian zone of influence of the African Corps of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation (former PMC Wagner)

now thats a mouthful

he was a faggot
stress associated with warfare and losing 50 000 people at bakhmut made him miss his old days of getting raped in prison
but they killed him instead

He thought being Jewish would be enough to protect him, he thought wrong

GRU and SVR hates FSB faggets

No, it's not an American movie, bro.

also Moscow and Tyumen бoгaчи hate St.Petersburg clique isnt it?

Sounds like another “expose” article from a Ukrainian tg group. Did you know that Putin, to keep young, bathes in deer blood supplied to him by Shoigu from the Tuva lands? Neither did I, until I read in a Ukrainian tg group from a “journalist” who cites an “anonymous source in the Kremlin”.
Putin also uses battle mages and practices Z-necromancy.

But enough about your father

Thats great, but Putin scored 3/5 on math tests, stole lumber as a low-level buerocrat, had his political opponents assassinated, is ruling russia as a dictator, wipes his ass with the russian constitution, and is probably a pedophile.

I really hope so

What happened to Wagner graveyards? Are they parking lots?

Alcohol.
It was always alcohol.

Wait is that true about Putin?

This has always been true in monarchies, before Nicholas II kings monarchs generally had to be such fuckups that they almost asked people to kill them. Most rebellions against monarchs used the justification of "my leige you're a perfect king of absolute justice but are being misled by underhanded evil ministers who we need to get rid of. Cases where monarchs were simply executed were Charles I who pretty much told parliament after they defeated him that they had no rights and everything he did he did of his own drive and volition while Louis XVI tried to flee France for a country at war with France.

Probably took too many losses, he likely expected the russian military to be too distracted to prevent a decapitation strike
Gambled, lost

accidented

He didnt trust the plan™.
Trust the plan™, real Russian patriots are in control.

start successful food processing company after russia's privatization

become putin's chef

enter his inner circle

fun fact: putin's grandfather was stalin's chef

wants to get in on the war to move on from being a food processing entrepreneur to a more significant position of power

sets up mercenary army wagner group using prisoners to impress putin

war doesn't go well

russian army denies him ammunition and supplies

spergs out over it because it means his men are dying on the front line

his men raid army bases and he rants about it publicly, embarrassing putin

putin calls him back to the kremlin

realize he is probably going to be killed because of the scale of the uprising which involved deaths, which he may not have ordered but got out of hand

panics and pulls this stunt, a farcical version of caesar crossing the rubicon, using the few loyal men he has left, convincing them putin wants their heads too

his men eventually realize putin only wants prigozhin and they will get their pardons if they just join the regular army

prigozhin's personal pilot refuses to fly him

some civilians are forced to fly him to "moscow"

plane "crashes" killing several other people

Tinfoil theory:
I think there was some super double bluff by Russian intelligence and Prigozhin got played and that's why the "coup attempt" seemed to be facing no resistance and then suddenly died in the ass.

his assurance of being backed up fizzled

lmao cope fanboy but you cant refute it

Putin also uses battle mages and practices Z-necromancy

I know
youtube.com/watch?v=JyhA2D_1Ovw

Are you one of those "Putin is secretly working for the British" kind of Russians?

He was stupid jew.

One of Kremlin tower used him.

Bot from RT, kys.

Prygo died for real.

zombie corps

he was duped

It might have been a way to reveal disloyal elements in the Russian elites and his death might have been faked.

Russian troops army sent all surrendered and aviation lost about 10 helicopters and command plane.

I lose: 2 planes, 100 grunts, 100 upvotes on /uhg/

You lose: Your subersive elements in my governmental institutions who will think this is it and reveal themselves.

he didn't know what to do next if he took moscow, so was willing for lukashenka to broker the peace deal with pootin. pootin himself, by the way, escaped from moscow when wagnerites were approaching.

He used Yandex.maps

when you have no complete limbs you are still capable of being sent to a mine clearing "mission"

well, he revealed that people of Rostov and Voronezh hate pootin and his boyars

My theory is that he wanted to coup but because he was a patriot at heart he didn't want it to escalate into a civil war. The others in the military were at best passive instead of joining him, so he couldn't carry out a clean coup. Once he was approaching moscow and the russian national guard had setup a defence line there, he had only two choices. To end it, or escalate. And he chose to back down.

Most likely Putin got to his family.

Well the CIA had one of his balls in hand, Putin the other and his family.

He was dead, knew so, and he chose to not to take his family with him.

MI6 (UK) was handling him on behalf of CIA (USA), who got concerned if killing Shelamov is the best solution, as US economy wasn't doing great without Shelamovs oil and ammo exports.
Long story short:
CIA wanted to continue the war in Ukraine, Shelamov is their (((pet project))), (so was PrigoJew) killing Prigo is more profitable, so they told Shelamov to kill him

Because he wanted to make an indie game

Is Putin a lich?

he was a civilian leader of a mercenary army
them not rebelling is an unexpected turn

there's a reason why you never let a mercenary army get too big and have too much control

Almost all his soldiers were defecting and those few who were still heading to Moscow couldn't get across the Oka river because the bridges had been shut. Loyal Russian troops were pouring into both Moscow and Rostov regions, so he was out of time.

At least, that is my understanding

It was staged in concert with Putin and Prigozhin is chilling somewhere in a mansion in Africa right now.

CIA hedged their entire "counteroffensive" gayop on Prigozhin's turning, but alas he was a triple agent.

The true answer is, we might never know.
Either it will be revealed by some documents why he did it when putins regime falls or it will be one of those historical mysteries.

Factually the move made zero sense: while the overthrow attempt was a Hail Mary, prigozhin did get surprisingly far and while he probably couldn't have overthrown Moscow, he sure could've caused a shitton of chaos and make putin seriously question things. Instead he just turned around short of the finish line. Now you could argue this is because he got scared, but prigozhin isn't a retard and he knows he's a dead man walking the second he does this.
So really, there MUST have been some other factor we can only speculate about right now. There are different theories ranging from threatening his family to even more obscure shit.

alas he was a triple agent

This!
/Thread/

Since rusflags and memeflags are assuring me he was a triple agent and everything was always under control and the situation was normal i am now convinced hes actually dead

the same question could be asked for the former Wirecard CEO who is now leading a Russian merc group in Libya. Its weird as hell I don't get what Putin is doing.
Obviously Putin and his cronies want a seat on the ZOG table but they seem to play some retarded version of chess.

i am now convinced hes actually dead

in rushka russka kills you

More likely story:

counter offensyiv ends in humiliating failure for NATO and british intelligence

tens of thousands of ukrainians killed or wounded

hundreds of volunteers, too

need a dub

"hey, let's see if that wagner guy who seethed a lot is willing to switch sides?"

offer him billions of dollars if his cronies killer putlermort

he goes on his march on moscow after informing putin of the plot to have him overthrown

before anyone in the west knows what's happening, Anon Babble is absolutely inundated with nafo tranny threads

6,000,000 soldiers killed, entire airforce shot down (including planes already confirmed Kia earlier in the war), fsb totally annihilated

pringle shin announces that it was just a prank

nafo troons all kill themselves, western media suspiciously silent

rumors of a bribe leak

pickle rick's plane is shot down by totally not western special forces two weeks later.

Putin probably pulled the ole tactical nuke threat on him and he fell for it.

I want to speak my truth

This isn't a glowie forum, you're not supposed to engage such subjects like this, you have a script, goals, a strategy, stick to it.

I was told by /uhg/ that BLACKEDmutt would never fall.

pidorzigger cope

stop drinking so heavily asiatic subnigger

pickle rick's plane is shot down by totally not western special forces two weeks later.

western special forces are operating freely in russia? damn
bonus points for calling him pickle rick and having a LGBT flag anon
well done

His relatives were taken hostage and he was threatened what they will be cut in pieces, most likely.

It's the usual business, when you need to pressure a strong man, which you can't harm in open.

Am I to believe every word of this?

HRU says Priggy went for the nuke storage facility to dictate his own terms and surrendered after finding out it’s all rust and dust

Your ancestors are ashamed of you

what is infiltration warfare

They weren't "operating freely", you fucking retard, but it's not too complicated to sneak some zogerators and a MANPAD through the largest continuous land border in Europe.
Yes, because it's the most likely explanation given what we know. It's far more believable than what you've spewn from your gaping axe wound, too.

He also had anti-air and shit. But he took Lukashenko's offer. Should have not showed his face in Petersburg

He had thousands of soldiers, tanks, apcs and anti aircraft. Moscow was defended by some poorly armed national guardsmen pretty much, and judging by his welcoming in Rostov on Don those guardsmen might have just let him roll right in anyway. Whether he could actually wrest control of the state apparatus long term is questionable, but the gamble is obviously better than just giving up and turning yourself in to mr 'throw you out of a window if you look at me wrong'. Wtf was he expecting exactly?

what you've spewn from your gaping axe wound

Logically explain what is wrong with it. I just recounted the sequence of events, analyzed it and gave the most likely explanation for Prigozhin's and others actions, his personal pilot for example would have known how fucked Prigozhin was and what would happen next.

that wagner guy

What is your explanation as to why Putin gave Prigozhin the authority to set up Wagner and participate in the war?

They retracted a bunch of bridges and fortified them meaning Prigo would have had to get into a quagmire and take a lot of casualties which would have just resulted in wasted lives and failure

Ye imagine a single convoy of retards with anti-air doing what even Hitler failed

he doesn't know prigo being a gay and a jew... and sociopathic retard.
Shelamov is a jew too.
Fun art jews aren't horrid against humans, even less so to honorary niggers, asian subhuman waste, they are most treacherous to each other.

See and find a single kike or asian or slave in pidoruzzia, that trusted Vlad, who's doing well?

Иди нaхyй хoхoл. Kys pigor

how do you KNOW it was faek and gae???

My counterargument is in my half-shitpost greentext.

Why was Anon Babble absolutely drenched in 1pbtid "le happening" thread #1645885 before anyone knew what was happening?
How did nafo know what was happening before anyone else knew what was happening?
Why did you and the other shills all cope, seethe, and dilate the moment prego slip fucked off and went home?
Why didn't putler execute him immediately for challenging his authority so openly during a war? The wagnerites were all killed in ACKmutt, remember?
Why did his plane suspiciously explode?
Why would putin shoot an S400 SAM at a private jet when he could have just had panko dick whacked by some other means?
Why would all of wagner's high command fly around Russia's air defense network days after betraying someone infamous for poisoning people with cadmium for even talking shit when he's not around?

but how does someone with connections and power get moar connections and power??????

Im not even going to entertain that.

Do the taxpayers a favor and eat your service weapon, but not before referring me to your boss for a position directing meme warfare operations. I actually give a fuck and will do a good job, unlike the boomer who's been feeding you your talking points.

calm down churka, better stay clear of white peoples board (4chong) and no, I'm not Ukrainian, better still just accept being asian and/or slave of kabal mafia and die- the best you can do for the world

even Hitler

not being able to shake the respect for the biggest ruskiller in history says everything about the puccia a conscious person needs to understand.

They weren't "operating freely

Freely enough to shoot down PICKLE RIIIICK
Ohhh morty look at me I turned myself into a even shittier nation wohooo slurp

Can you try not being retarded for 5 minutes

Finally a non retarded take. I suspect they threatened his family plus he likely started the entire thing on a bit of an emotional whirlwind and realized the stacks after Rostvondon basically fell to him

Oh, hey, the glownigger got the 8 year old reference.

No. In fact, I'm going to be even more offensive and belligerent.

Kinda based cant lie.

8 year old reference.

Why are you posting 8 year old references from reddit, kind stranger?

jannies keep allowing asian subniggers to post on 4chang for a laugh and giggles

They are spot on- you zigger retards are only funnier hiding behind pidorast and other memeflags

PEE PEE POO POO NAFO WAS STARTED IN LANGLEY VA
THE BRITBONG RUNNING UKRAINE WAR PROPAGANDA IS A FAT BALD FAGGOT
TRANNIES HANG GEORGE FLOYD POSTERS UP IN ARMY BASES OVERSEAS

I CANT KYIV
I CANT KYIV
I CANT KYIV

OHHH MORTY WE HAVE A CRASHOUT HERE SLURP SEEMS LIKE SOME SORT OF SENSORY OVERLOAD MORTY

REAL NAZIS STAND WITH BLACKROCK, SUPPORT TRANS RIGHTS, AND GET THE COVID VACCINE
IVE BEEN BOOSTED 1488 TIMES

ywnbaw

that's funny, honorary nigger saying big words

got any comments on George Soros?
Let it all out anon, its the first step towards healing.

churka, wash no, toilet no, have you eaten, drinking doesn't count?

Probably leading the invasion of gaza.

Man, you guys obviously don't fit in. You have my IP. I'll charge $80/hr as a consultant so you can make non-shit memes whenever nothing ever happens.

Man, you guys obviously don't fit in

Wanna talk about it?

the same question could be asked for the former Wirecard CEO who is now leading a Russian merc group in Libya.

Obviously Putin and his cronies want a seat on the ZOG table but they seem to play some retarded version of chess.

The paramilitary presence of Russia mades no sense from the geostrategic point of view. It is some kind of bizarre deal Russia has with ZOG/globohomo. To reach Africa from Russia you need to fly over NATO countries airspace or cross thousands of miles of open ocean where russian ships/aircraft are at the mercy of NATO naval forces.

Progozhin was some kind of Erwin Rommel 2.0. They were there as a ZOG glow-op to destabilize the RF (or the III Reich in the case of Rommel). Both attemps failed. They were both highly praised in western media as military strategists. Bakhmut was most likely a staged media-op to boost Prigozhin prestige.

bug man

BUG in id

jej
Please tell me, you have and MOS and you're not doing this for free?

No, I'll be spending time with my family this Saturday. Enjoy your windowless cubicle.

your post is an excellent example of how to completely ignore ockham's razor, a reasoning tools that even elementary school children can grasp
decent analysis but you're putting way too much emphasis on putin vs prigo, the real rivalry was always prigo vs shoigu and gerasimov (by the way, if you'll recall, prigo never explicitly called out putin, certainly not by name, it was ALWAYS about shoigu, gerasimov, and the MOD). The russian state is like a big mafia and he was simply having a personal disagreement with some of the lower ranking mafia dons and hoping putin (the head don) would see his side of the story based largely on his personal friendship with prigo. we don't know why he stopped but he may have believed that putin would forgive him based on their friendship, clearly he underestimated putin though

HAIL EVROPA
HAIL UKRAINNIE
HAIL AFU
HAIL ZELENISYKY THE HONORARY ARYAN

thank you for informing me of your plans for the 31st of may I guess.

for free?

funny, you are doing it in hope to suck Shelamov so much, he won't send you to die in Europe (Ukraine)

the least obvious glownigger

Ackshually in 2025 GEORGE SOROS IS THE NEW Anon Babble SAINT AND THE RIGHT WING LEADER!!! Heil Soros

least broken English display from a xoxol tranny

Silence cyka down lol

Yep this nigger is from Ternopil upon Thames. Sniff my left nut and then lick it gently Nigel Moishevich

znigger slave, you aren't allowed no opinion in your moslemist jew horde shithole, what makes you believe, you being allowed to speak to white people, like you do?

Your buddy ask for help? Listen good, chief, we're too smart and too schizophrenic to fall for the slop you peddle to the sóyboys over on reddit, but you obviously think we matter more than them since you're spending so much time in this thread.

muh sources

Doesn't work here. I can help you win the Internet Theatre of putlermort's war against gay sex in Ukraine.

Actual glowniggers dont converse with schizophrenics: you are useless, even too unstable for most funny ops.

we're too smart and too schizophrenic

Actual glowniggers dont converse with schizophrenics

Absolute kek thank you anon
I hope you get better (you never will sadly)

mind your filthy language slave!

Yes, I have plans. You're shilling globalism on Anon Babble on a Saturday. Let that sink in.
I dont even know who that is, Nigel. Checkmate.

war against gay sex in pidoruzzka

Imposible!
You asians just do it and proud of being pidorasts

Didn’t they end up killing him for it later anyway?

You don't get it. We run the world.

You think YOU do, but you don't.

That's why you're bosses send you here to be laughed at and humiliated in this insane asylum. Because they know that they live in our shadow, not the other way around.

Why was Anon Babble absolutely drenched in 1pbtid "le happening" thread #1645885 before anyone knew what was happening?

idk, I don't follow these threads, they are usually boring

How did nafo know what was happening before anyone else knew what was happening?

If Prigozhin was a CIA plant or something then how did he get so far under Putin? If a CIA agent bribed him, he must have known his chances of success going against the entire Russian military with just Wagner group was basically impossible and he would never get to spend the money.

Why did you and the other shills

Is everyone who disagrees with you or has even a slightly different view a shill? I'm just a random anon, kys

The wagnerites were all killed in ACKmutt

Bakhmut? Only the penal battalions suffered casualties, not the core of wagner group.

Why didn't putler execute him immediately

Because, for a short time, Prigozhin had his own small army and hierarchy. I assume Prigozhin convinced his men that Putin was after them too and this was their motive for supporting him, for a short time, before they realized he was well and truly finished and their best option was to desert him. Likewise Putin's best option was to send them to redeem themselves on the front lines, which would provide a feasible explanation was to why Putin is sparing them, since they are useful to him on the battlefield. It is the most logical course of events. Prigozhin of course couldn't be spared, an example had to be made.

Why did his plane suspiciously explode?

when he could have just had panko dick whacked by some other means

Why would all of wagner's high command fly around Russia's air defense network

Putin prefers to orchestrate "accidents" rather than outright executing people, it is more politically sanitary, it also shows his competence.

>how does someone with connections and power...

Putin had power, Putin could have easily told "that wagner guy" his idea was stupid. It is a perfectly reasonable question.

So the Russians already embody western values? What's the problem then?

on a Saturday

oh boy

That's the stupidest fucking room temperature nonsense I've ever read

Because they know that they live in our shadow, not the other way around.

Tell me more about this, anon. Do you like being able to control other peoples lifes?

Oh shit today's Sunday.
I've had a hell of a long weekend (unlike you)
Im controlling yours right now

He knew he was on the outs with Putin, because Putin said his forces needed to become low paid dispensable regulars in the RF armed forces. Prigozhin wasn't going to be getting richer from his operations anymore and his peeps weren't happy about it either.

Oh shit today's Sunday.

So, what about that family time on Saturday anon? Did you... imagine it? Forget them?

Im controlling yours right now

Do you enjoy it?

He had a lot more than that, read up on what actually happened, he had short and medium range anti air and DID use it shoot down Russian air force planes including an EWACS plane, which is kind of crazy......a few planes probed his soldiers and they promptly shot them down. Russia could not touch him since he had modern medium range SAMs and knew how to use them.

Moscow could have easily been taken , it would not have taken much to have units defect to him, he had battle hardened troops, at the time no one that could have stood against him, had experience. He was well armed as well, and Moscow of course had plenty of weapons and supplies in depots. He would have been set for a long time had he actually taken moscow.

I think it would have led to a very blood civil war overall but honestly I dont think Putin would have come out of it the victor, Priggy had ONE chance to do it right and do it quickly, but he fucked up and trusted that Putin would let him walk away at the last second. He wantonly killed Russian air force soldiers and destroyed state assets worth hundreds of millions of dollars. It was always insane to me that he though he could walk away from it.

How's Florida?

imagine it

Yes, im psychotic

do you enjoy it

About as much as you enjoy watching turks spit roast your girlfriend

because nothing ever happens

that whole ordeal played out almost exactly the same as the turkish coup attempt a couple years ago. the only real difference in how that one played out was it wasnt a pmc that ran the attempt.

Didn’t the DoD give him 6 billion $ for the coup then he fucked off with it?

Yes, read the thread. I already made that point.

About as much as you enjoy watching turks spit roast your girlfriend

So, not very much? Then why do you keep choosing to do it?

Yes, im psychotic

Cool. Does it get better with meds? Do you feel supressed when you take em?

You’re an illiterate xoxol cyka from fartpoop village. Who cares what an irrelevant shithole poster like you has to say if you can’t even properly express your cognition excretes or string words into coherent sentences because your shallow soul is devoid of the pristine spark of the arcane knowledge of the mighty English language. Xoxol daun eblan lmao, fellate a KS-23 or go to van whatevs
You’ll NEVER be European btw :^) go cry for gayto membership or something whatever your jewish leader does

Russia wouldn't invade Ukraine, that'd be retarded

Russia invaded Ukraine

It's retarded

Prigozhin wouldn't back down from his coup, he'd get killed

Prigozhin backs down from his coup

Gets killed

I keep forgetting that Russians always by default make the most retarded decisions

god I love schizo threads

Should we suppress soros conspiracists and CIA critics with meds? They’re really a weird bunch aren’t they? Huh weirdos lol

Schizophrenia is just an incredibly fascinating pathology to me. It is literally rooted in mis-aligned cells that shoot electric impulses into directions where they shouldnt and form random connections in the brain, which is why we we can see very random stuff from them.

Also, they have the potential to be great artists, because they might abstractly connect themes that a neurotypical person could not ever conceive.

I had a friend, he died from an accident (as many schizphrenics sadly do), he once told me, his disease is like standing at a Railway station, where thousands of people pass him by every moment, but they have no faces, they walk by so fast he cannot really identify them.

Fascinating stuff. Its like a built-in randomizer.
Very sadly they suffer alot, very often.
Fun fact: Its in all populations and all ethnicities.