Can't smoke in a private jet you paid for

You're retarded.

Eat shit faggot

If only smoking was the worst of it

No you faggot, it's a blanket scope safety rule because fire-anything on a plane has lead to plenty of death for passengers, crew and people on the ground
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it's 2025 and they're still not leaving her the fuck alone

this is gay and cucked af.in ww2 chad pilots popped meth and amphetamine pills on the flight in cockpit

There is a known correlation with schizophrenia and smoking cigs, supposedly some kind of natural antipsychotic

You're such an inane, unreasoning, stupid fucking retard goddamn

its a fire safety thing

"Will that be smoking or non-smoking?"
Nope. Airplanes have not suddenly been made out of explodenium, you can even find ashtrays in some of the older planes.

Only a greek can live in squalor and gain hyperfocus enough to post a shit thread about absolutely nothing.

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fuck you

Now this is important news that people need to know about

eat shit hans

own your jet

pilot says you can't smoke

doesn't fire him on the spot

doesn't throw him out the door

????

Can't smoke in a private jet you paid for

Not in a rental or commercial flight. Which according to the news, she was on.

BUT, if you are the owner and operator, you can do whatever you want in that sucker, just expect to catch shit from snitches in your employ.

britney father

dont share jeet made crap. they can do that fine on their own.

Pilot here: most people including pilots who smoke/vape will vape in the toilets.

its a fire safety thing...

No airplane or jet ever came down due to a fucking cigarette you retarded nigger. Before 1980 literally every plane in the sky had smokers on it. You fucking retarded nigger.

Idiot. They use to allow smoking on planes for decades until thrgbbanned it like all public smoking

Insanely based take. Passengers aboard airships of hydrogen could even smoke. Contrary to popular belief only a(n) intentional or intentional act will ignite them. The correct fuel-air mixture never exists near the site the breach. During ww1 they were extremely resilient until specialized incendiary tracer rounds were developed to start fires at the interface.

Gladly would

My old man joined the airforce when he was 17 as a tin basher. Did 20 there then private sector til 65. Smoking on planes helped maintenance because you could see where the smoke was leaking out of the fuselage.

wtf is this real? I thought the no-smoking thing only applied to public flights. That's like having the no smoking in restaurants law apply in your own private home.
Of course, this isn't the first time Britney has caused a problem on an airplane.

They USED TO.

She was actually not on a private aircraft. She was on a commercial charter flight. Where that shit IS illegal to do. Flight attendants were the ones who called her out. It was on JSX if anyone cares.

smoking in private jet

authorities contacted

smuggling children into private islands to get fucked and sacrificed to jewish gods

authorities bribed.

Britneystill looks like that? Wow

I thought the same thing only from the opposite direction.

she doesn't own a jet, not her jet not her rules

Based.

Charter flight, not private jet. OP is a nigger who doesn't understand the difference.

She is not own-your-own-jet rich. It was probably a charter.

then how did Hindenburg do a Hindenburg?

Yeah. No and no planes were blowing up because of smoking. They only banned it because of public health, just like no smoking theaters, restaurants or any public area

OP is a nigger

CHECKED

Imagine qt female stewardesses and the scent of fresh tobacco before it became chemically washed poison, swirling a high ball in hand

No, OP is a nigger. She was on a chartered flight, and that shit has all the commercial flight rules applied to it - including no smoking.

Bitch needs to buy an actual fucking airplane first before she can smoke on it.

Nerve gas.

Static electricity set it on fire

How can she not be? Imagine blowing all your cash rather than investing. She was getting hit after hit in the early 2000s.

all depends on who your pilot is. cleary she went with a faggot company and hopefully these kikes exposed themselves and will lose business. my instructor and I smoked in the cabin while he thought me how to fly

Imagine if she had put 100k or 1M in bitcoin when it was like 5 cents.

So you just made up something to be outraged about. You're brown or a woman.

on a plane, the pilot in command gets to make all the rules (true also for ship captains). he says you can't smoke, you can't smoke. sorry bitch

no planes were blowing up because of smoking

It was painted in something very similar to what you'd get if you ground sparklers into a powder and made a paint with it. Once it sparked (due to various factors of the time and place), the skin caught fire, spraying burning drops of metal on the hydrogen bags.

hate how women get wider after 30, they just never look feminine again because a straight shot from the armpits to the hips never looks like anything but hank hill, even if they're in elite shape

still dumpy

Never used to be a problem.

break law

how could this happen to me

Turns out 'owning' property doesn't allow you to break the law and you still can only utilize your property in the way the state allows you to, crazy!
Welcome to civilization

That lil' ho still looking better than Madonna and still twice as based. Good for her.

wtf shes getting norwood????

All adults have mature hairline. You got brainwashed that normal adult hair equals balding.

Probably American sabotage but it could have been agents from any nation. They basically needed to fire a flaregun into it.

It was 1936 and Nazis were holding rallies in USA. Airships were a huge flex on other nations which could accommodate luxury voyages and even cargo with a fair degree certainty to evade storm effects.

I hate smoking and alcohol

they just never look feminine again because a straight shot from the armpits to the hips never looks like anything but hank hill, even if they're in elite shape

She's become inversely erotic. I still can't stop watching but I no longer have an erection....

They also used to let pregnant women smoke and drink. People used to do a lot of stupid things in the past. Our descendants will say the same about plenty of stupid shit we're doing now without realizing it, like wasting our lives staring at a glowing screen for hours everyday.

is that visceral fat?

Smoking on planes helped maintenance because you could see where the smoke was leaking out of the fuselage.

kek

Not my problem

i'm already erect you don't need to add on

you tellin me biden and obama didn't smoke baby penis on air force one? get outta here

looks better than a dessecated bogged out alien creature that's over 20 years older

Well, that's not a very high bar, now is it?

Yes, a plane burned down

specifically in the lavatory

This is really starting to feel like the Dead Internet Theory. Bots just talking to other bots and returning a garbled mess. Tell me, are you able to understand what 'blowing up' means?

aviation fuel fumes were leaking into the fucking lavatory

Fair but that type of thing surely only happens in Russia and India

perhaps I'm wondering why you would fire a man before throwing him out of a plane

A cigarette?! That you can legally buy in shops?!?

Why do leafs post lies and disinfo in every thread?

smoking on flights was banned in canada in 1994
wth are you talking about? lol

Decent trade out for six months with this sex goddess, my severed head would still be cheesing from the sexual energy we exchanged.

You cant smoke in an uber can you?

Kek get a load of this Swamp Donkey. I still would, desu, but I would head straight home after. This is the type of bitch you definitely do not want to fall asleep around unless you're tired of living.

So because of poor ventilation for the gas tanks, one airplane blew up because of a cigarette. I don't think this is the win you think it is

yup

90 percent of people with schizophrenia are tobacco users

I'm not diagnosed schizo but have some of the signs, I can go weeks without smoking but when I smoke, it makes me feel very very relaxed, like pure mental clarity

I saw bodycam of her getting pulled over for speeding. She seemed sweet and is probably based, despite being insane. Considering what has happened to her and her insane father, bitch should be able to smoke a cig on the plane.

It wasn't a private jet but imagine calling the authorities on Britney Spears hasn't she been through enough

She's got Karla Homolka (or however you spell it) vibes. Absolutely would smash

you could in my uber, dumb faggot! people are seriously retarded for letting gov't dictate how they run their businesses. my car, I smoke in it, if you don't like it then either walk or take another car. want to smoke in my car while we drive, ask me if that's okay, I will say yes as long as windows are open and you don't ash inside

knife women called the cops?

I imagine she's an insane lady, despite the dumpy body

wasn't smoking on planes a normal thing in the 50's and 60's. why tf would you not be able to do it on a private jet?

wasn't smoking on planes a normal thing in the 50's and 60's.

you could still smoke in them in early 90s

I'm legitimately scared of somehow winding up in close proximity of a girl that acts like this

She looks like a child playing on a playset but it's a little tikes stripper pole and her back and knees are going out and she doesn't realize she's no longer an elementary school sex icon from 30 years ago.

Jon Daly is a maniac.

her parents stole her childhood, stole her money, threating her like a child in her 40s, so what else is there to do? unlike with other child stars I actually like her more and more with each passing year.

Karla Homolka

kek
had to look it up

Idfk, if she wants to be an ewhore to compensate then she can at least afford a real pole instead of some $89 Amazon crap

unlike with other child stars I actually like her more and more with each passing year.

CHECKED
I'm more of a fan of her now than ever before.

I stopped listening to her 24 years ago when she was first photographed smoking.

The welfare of the people in particular has always been the alibi of tyrants.

Fuck smokers with their cancerous smoke. Nobody has to die or fall sick because of your fucking bad habit, you piece of shit.

Flying on a private jet doesn't mean she owned the jet.

she's obviously an exhibitionist. some fans should manipulate her to start an onlyfan, you know deep down she's dying to show us her pussy

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

This, someone bring her salad bros!
SHE MUST NOT SMOKE IN ANY SITUATION DESU
#KEEP TITNEY PURE

yeah, i want her stinky goo all over my knob..

I read slinky goo and some how it was worse.

you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, retard. she literally doesn't have ANY ACCESS TO HER MONEY! every single bill even to buy cigs has to go thru her father, court gave her father complete power of attorney over her

She has full access to her money.

well apparently she didn't own it (and apparently Britney Spears is rich but not as rich as you'd think, like $40m net worth which isn't really enough to actually own your own private jet). She rented a private jet.

She's still hot. Hope she starts saying nigger to black people's faces

Can't smoke in a private jet you paid for

Doesn't say she paid for it .....
Best financial practice is to rent the jet and not own it .

If the pilot ( and probably the real owner ) tells you to extinguish it and you don't then ,

>Authorities would be contacted

She genuinely looks fucking good. The skin on her legs is very nice

" A lot of her wealth comes from real estate."
Who are these jews that keep telling movie stars, TV stars and singers to invest in realestate instead of something simple like $SPY or Coca-Cola?
So many have gone bankrupt or lost almost all their wealth from investing in real estate.
How do they get scammed into investing in real estate in restaurants?

a lack of druguse if anything, they prolly kept her off it for safety reasons and now shes gone off the haywire

she needs it

no way she looks so fucking good if she was actively using

maybe he was a big guy

say what you want but she still hasnt hit the wall

i'm getting a boner for britney

hmm?

whose the faggot who snitched
she could smoke my pipe any time and anywhere she wanted

You have to comply with FAA rules if you want to use any airport you don’t own

yup

its britney bitch

fuck shes hot.

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people have smoked on planes for 100 years before your kiked FAA rules retard

no it’s not, you used to be able to smoke like a fucking chimney on airplanes in the 50s and 60s

i can fix her

She looks like a straight lobster humping that teemu stripper pole like she has something to prove

Is she renting the jet, or does she own it?
She can smoke on it if she owns it; I don't blame the rental agency from prohibiting it if she's renting the thing.

"What the system, courts and US Govt did to Britney" needs to be taught in Civics in public schools and required "informed consent" before joining the military to "defend the Constitution".

What even more creepy is how it was done to a famous person in public.

And it was eventually all up to her to get herself out of it. Not a single lawyer or similar type stepped in to even clue her in to WTF her rights really were.

If a fire is on the plane just fly up into space

Say no to therapy. The put off isn't the body, it's the brain.

"Schizophrenia" is actually spirits that fuck with you. Tobacco makes them flee.

Still would, I'm 43, I busted so many nuts to her in my teenage years

you know deep down she's dying to show us her pussy

She showed it, paparazzi style getting out of a car with no knickers on, nice and tucked in too but that was a long time ago. Also I think a rash of fading whores did the same maneuver around that time, obviously to keep the attention high in full effect as they turned into roasties

Lol no it isn't.

It probably wasn't her jet. If you charter a jet, they won't want you stinking the plane up, but if it's your own jet you can do whatever the fuck you want.

theres more to this, that bitch is mental

She doesnt “own” the jet you fucking retarded child

It's not hers. It's probably a rental. If you rent a car do you smoke in it even tho the rental company forbids it ?

Very aesthetic pipe.

Rental. She doesn't have jet money

would be kino.

just open a window

747?

Her "cigarette"? An armrest she pulled off and dipped in jet fuel.

Lots and lots of makeup and surgeries.

Why is she so red?

I’m gonna make enough money to buy a jet and then do this shit while smoking at 30,000 feet

Sunburn

People used to do a lot of stupid things in the past

We still do stupid things in the present, like allowing street-shitting curryniggers post on the internet or immigrate to Western countries, for example.

Depends on the owner. I smoked a joint with my Arab frendo from Dubai on his dad's private jet, just shortly after take off from BKK. We were heading to the Maldives.

thats cute kid, planes used to have fucking ash trays