Why can’t alpha males open pickle jars
Why can’t alpha males open pickle jars
that bitch would have came off if i had to tear the skin on my hands off to do it
this is what happens when you're a Anon Babbleuck that relies on firearms to do your killing for you
fucking idiots
wedge something under the jar lid
slightly pry the lid to let some air in
hear it pop
bingo, now you don't need to use retard strength to unscrew the lid
were you raised by monkeys or what?
Sorry, I never needed to bitch out like that. Does it work if you jam your dilator in it, fag?
Sorry, I never needed to bitch out like that.
I'm sorry you never opened a jar yourself and had your mom do it every time
protip: she used a knife to pry the lid open
I've never once done this. Ever. Or even seen it done. Maybe it only works in shithole countries.
It should work in america then
Just turn the jar upside-down and slam the back. There is usually an airspace, so the whole pickles and brine hit the lid area. The lid flexes outward and it breaks the seal making it easily turns.
OH NONONONONONONONO MY FELLOW ORTHOSISSIES I DONT FEEL SO WELL
My mom bought some spicy pickles for burgers last week and I opened the jar. I didn't like them. They used to have salt & vinegar pickles that were good but they got discontinued.
you got to beat the corner of the tin to evacuate excessive air pressuring.
gottem
Andrew isn't exactly a physical specimen. He drinks constantly and chain smokes.
Sorry, I never needed to bitch out like that.
In communist Poland you probably would.
Yea but he really knows how to stolen valor his men vs women arguments like the parasitical beta chud he is.
He’s also a cuck
You do that if your a weak bitch scared off snapping your wrists.
What kind of holding grip is that? This faggot hasn't opened a sealed jar in his life lmao.
I have trouble with pickle jars, I have to give them to my son to open. I'm about as beta as they come, btw.
because opening jars is sigma male behavior
HIT IT ON THE TABLE WHAT ARE YOU A MORON
I saw that episode. Andrew swears the lid was greasy and that's why he couldn't pop it.
Because its not about strength, theres technique to the shit like everything in life.
The fact that this is killing the MGTOW world is fucking silly and unserious.
Link the video, nigger
Is Bruce back?
You ever have trouble with those tabs on milk containers? Most of the time I can peel them off but sometimes they are a real bitch. I have become accustomed to just slamming my finger down the tab to break and remove the seal.
I hate those fucking things. I always rip it in half just like picrel and have to cut it out with a knife.
Why can’t alpha males open pickle jars
Naima greased the lid before passing it to Andrew.
This kielbasa nigger is right.
Only time I've ever had to do that was opening a jar of these fuckers.
Designed, tested and approved by non-whites. Everything is like this now.
Stand back. White man coming through.
Jars are only a bitch if its wet. If its not, you are.
Gotta hit the cap on the table once in every cardinal direction and then it will open
I have 130lbs of grip strength in my right hand, and 120lbs in the left and that’s at 40 years old after bilateral carpal tunnel surgery. My hands are the size of an nfl quarterback’s. I play guitars with 13 gauge strings and bend them 3 whole tones. I have never had trouble opening any jar in my life. In fact, I used to open 5 gallon pickle buckets with my bare hands. Those dudes are not alphas.
behold, the power of the christcuck debatebro
In the UK they always kept the side tab combined with the gay shit in your picture. Now the brand I buy at least, maybe all of them have abandoned that and just have the little side tab
He's probably literally faking that, for clicks, or to prove women are superior or some retarded shit. I THINK I might have had a problem with that jar, when I was ten years old but that's a "maybe".
chud who spent years claiming women are inferior gets humiliated live
Not being able to open jars is a sign of low T, testosterone makes the skin have a rough sandpapery texture which improves your grip on things
Just hit the lid on the table and than it will also open like a dream
Is everyone in pussyland that weak you gotta use a fulcrum to open a jar?
Obvious JIDF slide thread but I will answer anyway:
Most of them are frauds with “show muscles” they get from going to the gym for long periods of time. Real, practical muscle comes from labor.
muh grip strength
You wrap a rubber band around the lid which gives you grip and leverage. Are these niggers that stupid they can't devise a plan?
You wrap a rubber band around the lid which gives you grip and leverage.
Never thought of that.
I just bought an opener.
I don't got shit to prove I just want my sauerkraut
KeK!
Not once in my entire life have I had trouble opening a jar. I'm a manlet at 5'5. What's your problem?
Something off about that guy. He is like that annoying dude at work, kind of a knowitall but a company cuck.
Not to brag or anything, but I'm a gym bro and can deadlift many times my bodyweight and do the over/underhand grip.
I stopped going to the gym years later because of life and stuff, but there was one dude at work who was also working with another guy, to trying to get these vice grips undone and I just fuckin squeezed those fuckers and they came undone.
Wimps.
How was the surgery? I need it in both my hands. Much better after?
Surgery is gay. All you do is not drink water and get dehydrated and then nurses come around and play with your junk and you're basically dying in pain and everyone is laughing
t. Broken femur
I wasn't being a bitch about it or anything, it was a goddamn broken femur and the dumb zoomie nurses and the dudes that they fuck every coffee break are absolutely dehumanize you.
Im not going to dox myself but it was in wausau, Wisconsin.
You would think that, unlike the barbarians in the rest of the states here, this bastion of hope would have had better standards for people dying of pain. My body wouldn't even let me pass out. It was like, a 3 hour kaleidoscope until they gave me enough drugs to pass out.