If you don't do this, you're not white

If you don't do this, you're not white.

The ultimate baldcel cope

He died btw

Why bearded short axes in particular?

cringe and reddit

God of S.oy

what..a.. Vikings realy walking this way?

he's too gay to die from something like that

this, its pathetic and so transparent.

le epic viking dude, fuck me please

meanwhile probably like 5'8'' NW4 lmao

drops both axes before hitting water

Looks fucking cold though.

He probably didn't get the axes from the bottom easily.

short

bald

kek. doomed to a life of solo pics and videos because he looks short in a group.

bald

manlet

black chest hair

I’m whiter than him

5'8"

you're very generous anon

Viking/pagan LARPers are the most obnoxious faggots somehow surpassing vet bros

I did it in God of War Ragnarok does that count?

Ah I see, you were one of those guys standing there in shorts and a t-shirt during lunch pretending not to shiver while bragging about how he was "not cold at all guys".

this one is literally a mongol midget

Bald with beard is pretty severe cope, I admit. I shave my head but don't do the beard because it's like a girl with a flat chest getting BBLs

Really? Doesn't look like a deadly jump?

Cosplay.
I'm 5'8, that guy is shorter than me.

We were kings

And as we can see, here is the exhibit of lonely virgin incels who spend the majority of their waking hours on a website called “Anon Babble”, in which they try to discredit a man who jumped 50 feet into an ice pond with two axes, as they feel insecure about their own lives and feel that they can regain some sense of control if they put down the perceived threat to their frail egos.

If you don't emgage in pointless fake theatre you are not white

That statement is at odds with history and reality, the theatre thing is far more prominent among browns, who can not distinguish between it and reality.

emgage in pointless fake theatre

It's called having fun. Don't you like to have fun? All work work work, eh?

tucks his hands and legs in before landing

pussy

I'm Caucasian as white can be and this makes no sense nor has naked little girls in it. What's the deal?

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triggered manlet detected

This, you can just tell this guy probably plays destiny 2 and likes star wars.

No one in the real world who works a good job, has a wife/girlfriend, goes out with friends, etc. sees a guy jump into an icy pond and think

wow what a bald loser, he’s only doing this because he’s a manlet

The normal average well-off person sees it and thinks “that’s cool”. Psychological research says the only reason you are doing this, is because you live an insecure life with a great deal of inner frustrations (likely loneliness and a small penis), and putting others down on the Internet is your way of coping with that.

And even if the reason why he jumped into that pond was because he’s short and bald, who cares? If this was the case, you would be seething over the fact that a guy with physical shortcomings successfully found a way to compensate and move forward with his life, in spite of being short and bald. Meanwhile, you faggots sit on Anon Babble and jerk each other off while sobbing and crying because the bald guy is still better off and actually takes initiative in his life, while you sit and jerk off to CP for 8 hours a day.

You thought those axes were for decoration?

Nah, I’m good on acting like a bald faggot manlet who idolizes Viking culture. Fucking KEK

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a man who jumped 50 feet into an ice pond with two axes

he got those 2 axes from the spirit halloween store. lol

You saying he killed himself with the axes? What body part did it go into?

drops axes

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kek, he probably realized had to to keep his organs functioning. I was wondering if he would belly flop, that would severely fuck you up at that height.

They are plastic
It's why they wobble

Focus on mine safety

Looks not that deep rather like 10-15m or so.

the absolute state of larpagans

What wrong with having a small penis? Ist it the truth that large phaluses are underpressured and your liable to have a prolapsed arsehole with trying to keep it inflated? liable to be having a heart attack y creating a vacuum in your heart and then dying because of the strain?

tune in for next weeks thrilling expose! with diagrams n shit.

Not enough snow here anymore, sadly.

global warming
great is a saint
ehm

STFU subhuman faggot. Your projection is jewish as fuck
I shitpost at work on the boss' dime, we are not the same

short

bald

roided

This is just cope for losing in the genetics lottery.

bald

manlet

we wuz vikings larp

lol

Get BTFO'ed by the Anglo-Saxons

Nothing personal sven

guy does something kind of cool for fun

"LOL BALD MANLET COPE xDDDDDD"

You guys are such faggots lmao.

wears underware

not white