Bongbros. Defend yourselves

You can tell that christophelese is a jeet because he knows what an indian dish looks like

That looks delicious though

We should all eat cats like your kind do, Chang.

brown meat

What colour is cooked meat supposed to be?

Most Americans have never had beef wellington. I never have but i can tell by looking at it it's got to be a rich as fuck flavor and filling after a very small portion. As for Brit food honestly if you fucking goobers lost the fish heads/snails/eels and whatever that green watery shit is that looks like you pureed and cooked the mucinex booger we'd probably not make fun of you for your food.

Defend what? British food is delicious, people just like to take pot shots at us because we were an empire and it's an easy target, same with the USA to an extent. Whenever someone has something to say about Bong food they bring up shit like jellied eels which is a niche thing from a very specific part of London that probably a hundred people in the history of the UK ever even ate at all. The Chinese will eat rotten eggs and bird fetuses whole and nobody says shit or stereotypes them. It's just envy. People don't want to hear this but sorry, it's envy because we created the modern English speaking world, lol.

Also Americans our food is your food, British food is ubiquitous all over the Anglosphere including the USA so when you insult us you insult yourselves, I bring this up because I once had a dumb fuck Yank make the observation that British food must be bad because "Well in America, no one says they're going out for English, lol!" Yeah you don't say dipshit, that's because Britain gave America most of its food already and it's not exotic, it's the standard.

Kek, I remember that AD

Case in point right here, an ignorant Yank retard right on queue exemplifying all the observations I made in my post just below him, kek

Ah shit. Whitey blown the fuck out.

We should eat vibrant ethnic food instead

brown meat

what's wrong with brown meat? it just means it's cooked
is it racist to eat brown meat or something?

We point those out because theyre bizarre to us. But on the other hand some of your pub food - which is what we get the most exposure to - looks and is fucking delicious. Beef tips in brown gravy with mashed potatoes and veggied inside a pie? That's coma food and I love that shit. Shepherd's pie is one of my favorite dishes as well, make it all the time.

You guys just have some weird outlier foods that we make fun of you for.

Fuck off Arsepinder.

Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.

If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race

shepherds pie is fucking delicious, any time, any meal, fuck you curry poutine fag.

SEAchimp

Opinion discarded

Only thirdies care about food.
For the white man, food is fuel, fuel so he can continue dominating the sciences, the financial world, the fields of exploration and engineering.

That's why we don't take three hour lunch breaks plus rest like they do in brown countries, we actually WANT to get back to work because we enjoy it and we're good at it.
We're building railways and skyscrapers while you're stewing your curries all day. And in the end you want to move in with us because having a functional infrastructure and economy are better than having tasty foods.

conquered the world. dont care.

There is something so repulsive and soulless about white people food.

Brown people food is colourful and vibrant, it bursts with bold flavors, rich spices, and soulful traditions.

Most of all, unlike white people who demand their own plate of food and metal tools, we people of colour share the meal with one another and use the tools nature gave us - our hands!

It's not really that specific dishes are bad, it's that there isn't one that is really good. I feel you, the Portuguese cuisine is also mostly boiled slop, and many here put it on a pedestal. But there is at least one or two that are good. What do the British have to show for themselves? Despite having had access to the best the world has to offer, you failed to create something that wouldn't be served by grandma. What a waste of an empire.

I tried out frying tomatoes in bacon grease this morning for my partial English breakfast. It was pretty good. I want to try black pudding next.

you should use the same tool to eat with that you use to wipe your arse. for the same reason you shouldnt use a toilet brush to clean your teeth

Niggers who shot on British food have no idea what eating actually fresh food from the farm is like.

My meat is rotten because I'm a retarded nigger, better somther it in indigestible shit.

vs
Hmm, this would be nice if I put pastry around it.

meat with potatoes

absolute kino, also a perfect digestibility and protein availability profile.
Not into cowshit curry personally.

Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.

If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race

I want to try black pudding next.

you can make it yourself, you can probably buy dried pigs blood online. you don't have to make it in a sausage either you can make it in a loaf tin and cut it into squares.

This is the only place in your faggot country you can say that without being arrested lol. The lady boy is right though, you live in the most humiliating country on the planet.

Wollen sie nich mein arschloch lecker mein SAAR? Ich bin ein neues Judenropean.

We PoC use our left hand for hygeine, and the right hand is for eating.

I will not take hygeine lectures from a people who do not even use water to wash themselves after dirtying themselves, but instead smear the filth around their rears with small paper towels

My friend, who is gay had a blast time in London. A lot of hot men. More whites than shitskins.

VPNigger who's never been to London detected.

In the civilised world we use both hands because we have soap. So we don;t have to bother with bronze age superstitions to keep clean, we just wash our hands clean with soap.

Why are jeets so fucking obsessed with poo

Poopjeets aborigines apefricans and spics were hardly the world. Your strongest and best colony wanted to get away from you the chance they got and revolted. Only Hong Kong is a lasting success while Canada and Australia were once very nice but are now filled with shit beyond repair.

I finally understand the meme.

Cheddar cheese is best cheese.

kangaroo rapist

Poopjeets believe there are many gods living in a cows especially their God of wealth who's loving in the cows asshole and think if they eat cow shit then they will be blessed with wealth too.
And they believe it's very healthy and gives them everything they need to compensate for their weak vegetarian diet.

Esrom is the best cheese.
Fight me.

British men are much more attractive than British women for some reason. Usually it's the opposite.

The 'British breakfast' is designed for morning hangover food.

Which makes living here hell, I wish we could swap with Russia

Covered in spices to hide the rot

im pretty sure just about anyone thinks that any preparation of tenderloin is better than convenient street food

British cuisines tend to be plain and unfancy but that was basically intentional. It was part of puritanism.

'british breakfast'

Lmao, Nobody calls it that, you brownoid.

But I do stereotype the chinese

fucking british breakfast lol

Beef wellington, fish and chips, roast dindins, shepards pie, fish pie. Bangers and mash, sandwiches, all the great cakes and desserts etc. English food is great. Better than dirty paki food that makes you reek of shit lmao

brown meat

lol muttards

Also Lamb shanks mint sauce and rosemary redberry sauce is amazing.

Bongbros. Defend yourselves.

Have you tried brown meat and potatoes?

It's fucking delicious.

What about bread sandwiches?

You've no idea what you're talking about. Stick to your raw fish, slant eyes. Japan is a worthless shithole filled with worthless subhumans who will never amount to anything. Friendly reminder we firebombed Japanese cities during WW2 and I wish we would do it again.

A recipe for toast sandwiches is included in the invalid cookery section of the 1861 Book of Household Management by Isabella Beeton

invalid cookery section

You don't waste good food on retards and cripples.

Forren faggots don’t eat their munch out of the Yorkshire pud

You can do this about any country

Italy = pasta with stuff

China = rice with stuff

India = shit with runny shit

Esrom is the best cheese.

Buffalo mozzarella.

There is literally nothing wrong with high fructose corn syrup

Curse you anon
now I'm getting hungry.

Everyone loves pub food, why are Indians like this?

T.

Americans will shit on brown meat and potatoes while chomping actual slop like American cheese product™ on pasta, tuna casserole or "finna throw some random shit in a pot and boil it, nigga" a.k.a. gumbo.

savory meat with potatoes and veg is the ultimate dinner profile though

venison sausage, mash, and steamed broccoli/carrots is god tier

mashed potatoes and sausages? fucking disgusting combo

kek

muh ancestor

these seething jewish britoids constantly are convulsing and coping about American Chad superiority lmaoooo

tomatoes, mushrooms and blood pudding are not breakfast food imo. theses are all items that prove you have bad taste in food. it's like 50/50. 50% of british food is great. the other 50% is disgusting. It's a strange setup. But to each their own I guess.

How is that different from every chinkoid slop using rice?

both of you are spot you
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Black pudding is 100% a breakfast food.

jewish britoids

American Chad

Do you do the comedy circuit?

Not an argument. Japan has nothing to do with what I said, retard.

European cuisine is fine. The people seething about it are shitskins because the only cooking they know is to coat everything with pounds of Lawrys.

Id eat everything except the bottom right because it looks like subpar asian crap.
Asians have the worst food by far

So many of these british food threads always contain food I never eat or the shittiest renditions possible.

Only certain cities. Manchester or Morecambe in the north. Brighton in the south.

They're simpletons, even the white urban ones

or the shittiest renditions possible.

That's why they make these threads.
They normally post 'Footy scran' - which is a satirical site to embarrass rival football teams.
Toast sandwiches, Stargazy pie, Jellied Eels, etc . . . . things that most Brits have never even seen, let alone eaten.

It's usually Mutts because they have no food of their own.

I wouldn't talk shit about cuisines of any country but Britons 100% deserve it since that's a kind of thing they do all the time. Crying about people's ignorance of British culture only makes them look hypocritical.

Why do people only ever talk about main courses? British cakes and deserts and pastries would shit all over these jealous mud race's equivalents.

Their meat pies are weird together with sauce making it a mushy mess and their obsession with beans.

mexican cuisine

beans/rice/meat jumbled around 500 times

it's ok when they do it

desserts*

all cuisines are just the same 3 things in a different order or with a different sauce

Add a copious serving of cheese and BBQ sauce and this is all just American food.

Bro, nobody is envious of your dystopian shithole.

I genuinely don't get it, I love british food, it's made to be simple, good tasting and satiating like slavic food, i'd rather eat in britain for the rest of my life than eat some overdone piece of crap from france

Foreigns prefer white creamy sauces on their food.

I hate this country I hate my life