WW3 incoming

How are you going to avoid the draft anons??

Personally, I am disabled.

I know that many of you are hoping to get into one of Americas finest bunkers by being ultra rich and wealthy, or to go into the woods and pretend to be bigfoot, but what if I told you there is another solution?

By becoming schitzophrenic and being unable to lift weights because you think that we live in an advanced version of The SIMs.

Can't shoot a gun if you start fafluber waba si!

So become schitzophrenic today!

Schitzophrenia!!! Now available for ages 10 and up!!!

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Be incompetent.

I'm a literal tranny with an axewound
If the army actually fought noble wars I would probably want to enlist
But sadly they don't
And I'm also banned because of my axewound

This nigga cut his dick off

Some of you might be wondering, how do I become schitzophrenic?

It's easy...

Do a LOT of drugs.

The army cannot draft drug addicts because the matrix cannot control your mind.

Take LSD with antipsychotics
Snort cocaine
Smoke cigarrettes
Drink a heavy amount of alcohol

Do anything you can to be incapable of carrying a gun.

Can't aim a gun if you start tripping balls randomly and shut down under pressure.

Can't take orders if you randomly think that people are speaking incoherent gibberish.

You cannot download a car if you don't have a computer.

You cannot steal land if you randomly break down and start talking to trees and get distracted by butterflies.

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Well it's more like they cut a hole in my taint and turned my dick inside out and then shoved the pocket of flesh inside of me and then sutured it

It's all there, just very much rearranged in ways nature did not plan for (but it should have)

BTW medicare paid for it lol thanks obama

I'm going to apply to be a draft officer.

I’m astrally protected. I’m also extremely armed & dangerous. Jews don’t decide what I can or can’t do.

Fighting for the Jews

Noble

Axe wound

Like Jenga

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I want to be the most hated man no matter where I go

nah, when i say noble causes I mean things like:

Ensuring liberty and justice for all

Defending American homeland

Protecting fundamental human rights // geneva convention

US Army does not really do this

Ireland isn't in NATO

if WW3 did kick off, you would be part of it and get a big wake up call, but not for the reason you think

What if I told you that time travel is real and I saw England getting nuked in the future.

And you're just jealous that I don't have a military outside of the UN.

Also, I know you are an advanced ai program that is designed to fighting against the player of the matrix because you think this is an advanced game of civilization where you have to invade other countries that the machines above have deemed their starting location to begin world war 3.

Very soon you will discover that you don't have any choice to fight until victorious.

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Laugh in their faces and tell them I applied years ago and they said no.... Now fuck off pongo cunt I walk myself to the prison. All Aussie soldiers are fucking lingers anyway.

If every city in England was nuked it would kill more Irish than there are in Ireland.

What if I told you that the wind travels from west to east across Ireland and Europe got the fallout and you niggers just screamed and got your heads chopped off.

Let them send the pakis instead.

Right now 1 million pakis enter England every year.

You don't have much time before the akbar.

I think you are pretending. Put on your boots, soldier!

WW3 is happening, but it won't happen the way most think.

Do you have to dilate,or is it healed? also, do you regret it?

Reminder that these are the ones agitating for WW3 and trying to shame you into signing up to die for Israel/Ukraine:

neocon faggots who did nothing during the last 20 years of the GWoT

Women, troons, the mentally ill and physically disabled (ineligible for draft)

Conscientious objectors (usually from one of the categories above)

superannuated boomers/Gen X (ineligible for draft)

Kikes (ineligible for draft)

Women

Faggots

non-whites (sure as hell aren't going to volunteer when they can stay in your comfy white countries and leech off it and rape the women and children while the men are gone, they just escaped from war and poverty remember, shame on you for asking)

Ukrainian draftdodgers themselves (See above)

Leftists

Women

BIden-era military personnel (i.e. leftist faggots who cucked and stayed on by taking the vax and DEI up the ass instead of taking the discharge like men of integrity)

Women

Jeets

Muslims

Chinks and Russians (i.e. enemy aliens whose countries you will be fighting but will still inexplicably be allowed to stay in your countries while you go off to fight theirs)

Women

These are the people calling you cowards and unmanly btw. Unless the Chinks and Russians are landing on your soil you shouldn't be obliged to do shit

In those matrix I am a farmer.

You're the soldier.

Remember age of Empires?

Exactly.

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What if I told you that's an "Admiral" butterfly on his shoulder just like his uncle Mountbatten.

Butterflies are the spirits of our ancestors.

And who you were in the last timeloop that died now lives inside of a tree.

You will realise much later, who yiu are is a copy of someone who died in war long ago.

And you're going to die too.

But will you become the trees? Lost and forgotten? Or will you become the breeze?

Dilate?

It was done 4 years ago so no

Regret?

No, it fucking sucked for 2 years but worth in the end.

imagine being zoomershit
having nothing and being happy about it, eating up jewslop, vaxxed and masked up (but with an attitude)
and in the end get droned by chink-operator somewhere

actual reality:

well i'lll just be homeless then

goes to smoking fent/meth behind dumpster scrolling phone

literal zoomers are doing this shit now lol
nobody is fighting the jew war

I don't have to imagine it.

It has already happened and it's going to happen again.

Including the zombie virus in california.

i didn't get the vaccine
i will not fight for globohomo

The vaccine was to give everyone spike proteins so when the zombie virus comes the majority of people just die of aids and blood cancer.

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When the international space station comes down.

Then you will finally see the virus.

It evolved in space.

Ok, maybe you won't turn all the potatoes into alcohol like your ancestors did this time.

Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.

If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race

how

violently

I don't care about Irish immigrants in the cities.

Naked for speed, greased for grip, and with pins and nails through my palms so you stick to me when I grab you and rip your face off with my toenails.

im going to come willingly and then murder my allies in their sleep.

This
It'll happen with a zombie (rage) virus they've been refining since the 60ies deliberately scattered all over the world. The gray masses will lose their minds and sanity and turn into viscious blood lusting beasts killing both infected and uninfected on sight.

World War Z and other zombie movies/games massively flooding the media consumption outlets are all meant to redpill the NPCs. Russians are trying to infiltrate and sieze the labs in ukraine that are developing this shit. That's what the Z stands for.

STFU retard, white men fight for Israel. Always have, always will!

I'm good, I'm an autismo and even if they're desperate enough to draft me, my skills are in accounting, so I'd be put into administration in the rear echelon because I'd be liable to shoot my squad in a fit of tard rage if shit goes out of hand on the front lines.