Virgin freemasons vs. Cowan CHAD

What's the point in bothering with initiation, when you can get all the perks of being a freemason by buying a $10 sticker and just pretending to be one?

big freemason cock

Start wearing union attire and be amazed at how friendly some people are and how many discounts you get. Cops are union too, they may even give you a break.

That works until they realize you're not a brother, then you're fucked.

doesn’t work if you drive a shitbox

Yeah? How? Old pedos are going to kill me in some ritual?

Go ahead and test out that theory. My friend had a FOP medallion on his plate and still got pulled over. A cheap lodge sticker isn't going to do anything for you.

Yeah lol
It's like pretending to be a gang member. Just start wearing a biker jacket with gang patches. Works until they fuck you up for wearing it. Masons will actually gangstalk you and are connected to the police and judges and others in government. Making problems with the masons is retarded

I knew a freemason and the cops would always let him go for drunk driving because they all went to the same lodge and he outranked them. Very crooked

fuck

Zack aka bad ideas aka alwaysbadideas is a Freemason

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My boomer granddad is a freemason and he gets pulled over all the time for going >11 over.

My boss is a Freemason. I kinda wanna get recruited man, how do I ask

InfraGard, friend. PRISM.

I used to be a mason. Saw someone actually waving other masons down on the side of the road with the distress symbols but I decided to steer clear since I didn't want to get roped into an awkward conversation.

Its a bunch of limp-wristed boomers. What are they going to do?

Cops are union too, they may even give you a break.

Its illegal to present yourself as a cop or military when you are not, but wearing camo isn't illegal lol.
Freemasons aren't a government forces branch, its just a club for shady old money boomers and unless you pretend to officially collect charity on their behalf, it is totally legal to LARP as a freemason even if you aren't one.

They’ll Jew you, careful. Freemasons are just non Jewish Jews.

You can just walk into a expo center and apply.
I hate clubs so I never joined

They’ll Jew you, careful. Freemasons are just non Jewish Jews.

Masons to jews are what whiggers are to blacks.
Which is why masonry blows dogs for quarters, too many Europeans fall for it when they could be into Paganism or some other cooler Esoteric teaching that is based off European spirituality and not just some desert goatfuckery.

Its a bunch of limp-wristed boomers.

One of the biggest psy op on this board

Offer to suck his cock. It flows naturally after that.

waving other masons down on the side of the road with the distress symbols

You guys are so gay.

I'm scared to do this lmao

Theres a real life hack of putting your state's highway patrol/state trooper "supporter sticker" on your back windows which you get from donations. Atleast in Oklahoma

Ask him questions about freemasonry and show interest, that's how I was recruited. I decided not to join.

Masons will actually gangstalk you if you cross them and you can't do shit about it because they control the cops and courts

Jews don't want you to know this but you can gangstalk masons for keks

Masons will actually gangstalk you if you cross them and you can't do shit about it because they control the cops and courts

The average mason is a technologically illiterate boomer lol. Its kinda easy to fuck with them, because they are old and can't do shit.

Freemasons love anal sex with each other

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Masons - and all their brother/sisterhood organizations are run by jews. Their world is nothing but Zombie Babylon, the black and white floor of the temple,. their black robes and masks, their secret pacts of death and slavery.

They are the traitors to humanity, slaves to the non-human jew and their gold. Earth is corrupt, rot is at the top, their eye is blind and will be closed permanently.

I will wait for the day and laugh when it happens.

why is freemasonry so huge in the japanese video game industry? the Mario series and Hideo kojima come to my mind

The pedo mansion in Ready or Not 2 is basically a freemason lodge, especially the basement.

ready or not

never played it. do you think masons play some 4D chess by also being their controlled opposition? like by allowing a certain criticism of them but done under their eye?

Stop talking about us.

do you think masons play some 4D chess by also being their controlled opposition? like by allowing a certain criticism of them but done under their eye?

Maybe 60 years ago. Now they are in a serious crisis as their newest members are mostly low IQ third worlders lol.

Nah, ridiculing, undermining and subverting freemasonry is just too funny and entertaining to me.
You yourself should use your membership to your own advantage. The oath you have to freemasons means very little, and betraying them won't lead to negative consequences. You should look into spying on your "brothers" and maybe post your findings here if you find something "spicy". That would make for a legendary thread!

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Jesus is God you just cant see it because you are low frequency nochi acidic mojo anti ether lilith simp

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Asked a Mason what they do. I learned absolutely nothing.

lying to the police?

what could go wrong?

Drunk driving shouldn't be illegal though, so you have it backward (you're the jew for wanting overreaching laws)

Lying about what? If I tell a cop that I like apples while I secretly don't like them is that a crime?

Something tells me if you did that and one of them realized what you were doing, they would make your life hell.

Paganism or some other cooler Esoteric teaching that is based off European spirituality

That would be true if people weren't generally retarded.

Masons will actually gangstalk you

I have no issue walking right up to someone I think is following or watching me and confronting them. Why should I care?

They only say so much to non masons. I asked a guy about his signet ring and mason hat and that led to a conversation where he ultimately invited me to his lodge. Saw another mason come up to him and do the secret handshake and secret words

If someone can't stay in their lane and is swerving and driving dangerously, they should get a ticket or something. There's a difference between driving after 4 beers and after 14 beers

Saying you're a member of a group is something that can be externally verified. If it came down to that you would be fucked

we have to do something about all these victimless crimes!

You are a jew

Yeah, but he got let off with a warning, right?

What if you're just a fan of freemasons whilst not a member and that's why the sticker is on there?

yeah i havent refreshed the thread before posting...

Shooting your gun shouldn't be illegal if you don't hit anybody or anything. Public masturbation, well, that's just taking care of business. People are free to look away if they don't want to see my cock taking a thrashing.

If that's what you tell them then it isn't illegal.

Saying you're a member of a group is something that can be externally verified. If it came down to that you would be fucked

Its not illegal to lie about inconsequential things. Being or not being a freemason has same legal bearing as being a member of Kiss Army.
Exactly, there is nothing they can do about it other then be mad lol

i presume eventually someone would kindly ask you to remove the decal from your car
probably not a cop, just a local lodge member. my guess, anyway

Shooting your gun shouldn't be illegal if you don't hit anybody or anything. Public masturbation, well, that's just taking care of business. People are free to look away if they don't want to see my cock taking a thrashing.

Again, apples and oranges.
You aren't breaking any laws by LARPing as freemason. It only violates the "rules" freemason cucks have, which I don't care about lol.
To me its just making me feel good from making abrahamic cultist boomers seethe with impotent anger.

You (probably) won't be killed or arrested, you'll just get blacklisted and word will get out that you're doing the Masonic version of stolen valor. Good luck living or working in any small town, you won't find a workplace or gov agency without a Mason in management.

Only fsggot Larpers use a sticker. Real lodge members have a medallion

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You are calling them out in this case by posing as one of them. It's like a nigger pretending to be a Crip or a Blood. They might just laugh at you and not care too much, unless you were trying to get favors from powerful people under their name.

You can 3d print it or buy it at a flea market.
Maybe half a century ago. Now they are far less influential, freemasonry is at its weakest which is why there are virtually no negative consequences from doing freemason version of stolen valor.

And what if I want them to notice me so that I can lure them in and expose them?

You are calling them out in this case by posing as one of them.

Well, duh. The point is to humiliate and ridicule freemasons and to profane everything that they hold as sacred.

Reckless and dangerous driving just doesn't have a victim yet. You are a nigger

This is actually the accurate answer.

Freemasons arent cool anymore. Scottish freemason lodge here literally approached us to market them to gain more members. Didnt go anywhere. People dont have time for circlejerk clubs. The other freemason group I talked is naturally jewish.

Yeah, freemasons are basically spiritual wiggers.
Their religion is essentially abrahamic minus the ethnic part, which makes it even more shit.

Lol okay faggot.

My boomer granddad is a freemason

You should go through his stuff and see if there is anything compromising/interesting and post it here.

Alan Watt (RIP, legend) told me on his Cutting Through the Matrix show that all cops in the US are freemasons (blue lodge). Maybe that's why. Is that true?

That should encourage them to ditch freemasonry for something better.

Unfathomably based.

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LARP as a freemason

masons are already satanists larping as satanists. does one extra meta level save your soul

IM MASONING IT! IM MASONING IT! IM MASONING IT!

This week CHAD refused cornerstones are larping as Arthurian Knights errant

indeed

You tell him you would like to know more about being a Freemason. That’s it.

I'm a self-starter

Freemasonry is just esoteric archaic abrahamic monotheism for noncey Anglos.
The point is that freemasonry should be replaced with some sort of more Pagan/Folkish group that would focus on real European spirituality and none of that talmudic desert goatfuckery.

Public

There's the rub. When does a man have a reasonable expectation of privacy

Good idea.

Pagan

Ancestors worship is very effective from a blood and soil perspective. it is faggy for the K selected and a bigger party for the Rs

re larping as Arthurian Knights errant

Freemasons have a hate boner for European history and heroic epics. They hate ancient Rome, Macedonian Empire, I'm not even talking about European nations before French Revolution. They praise Churchill and FDR for "saving the world" in WW2.
I do not doubt they hate Arthurian legends too.
They also heavily push shit like Corporate Memphis "art", modern shitass box architecture, etc.

This is assuming that all cops are free masons, which normally isn't the case.

Because you won't get to hang out on Fridays, eat overcooked chicken, and play Uno with everyone else.

I once saw like 60 cops outside of a freemason lodge. I asked the local police department what that place was and he said it was a church.

spiritual wiggers.

what's their deal with the acacia tree; like is it the Moses tablet box or like a reference to the root alkeloyds

Pythagorean Knights

Just throw masonic hand signs at work/school whatever and collect the fruits

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That's not true. Some masons describe getting away with speeding by showing a pin even, but masons are actually trained to pull over other masons who are driving recklessly and give them a harsher punishment to show that the brotherhood doesn't make them better than anyone else.

non masonic police will sit outside of lodges waiting for people to drunk drive after a meeting too

The "god" of freemasons is the the great clockmaker or supreme being of Robespierre and the French Revolution. The trappings surrounding the masonic cult are lifted from ancient Greek-Egyptian mystery cults and alchemist gnostic nonsense from the Renaissance.

They're basically the syncretic low IQ mashup that the average retard here makes up everytime they talk about "da real Yuropeen spirichuality".

It costs 10 dollars?

muh masons

Only works because none of you have been anywhere near a position of power in yours lives. It's not the Masons, the only people in the Masons now are autistic 19 year olds who read about the Masons online and thought they'd get superpowers or something, there are literally Masonic TikTok influencers and subreddits. Masonry's been a joke since at least the 1950s.
It's the Jews and their rich gentile allies who only care about money. It's just Zionism and capitalism that governs the west. Anything to the contrary is just a facade to confuse the truth.

That was on surface level, above certain degree freemasonry is basically pure abrahamic desert juju full of monotheism and seething hatred of all things aesthetic and heroic.

It is possible that they will cut out your liver and eat it.
I wish it was a joke.

Shut up, bitch

Ruskie flag

Nigga your country hasn't even had Masons since the 1920s.

Its a bunch of limp-wristed boomers. What are they going to do?

Consider a church. Not a contemporary Christian church which was cucked by segregation, but Christian church in control that can set you ablaze for suggesting a heliocentric astronomical model.
If you fuck with some random tard following a religion, he obviously won't do shit. However, if you attract attention of the establishment itself as a man who defies it, it will bring down its power on you.

Ever wondered why anyone on the so-called "West" (more like Grand Orient) is scared shitless of offending troons and related demographics, and constantly has to pay lip service to them? It's totally not because they represent sacred traditional value of freemasonry not-church, which is currently in complete control because secularism does not apply to it for some reason.

Nigga your country hasn't even had Masons since the 1920s.

"Freemasonry banned" effectively means "you can't get into freemasonry except by someone's personal protection". Social networking related to freemasonry is closed.
Also socialism is a most direct derivative of freemasonry imaginable. Studying socialists without consideting them being freemasons equals to studying jesuits without considering them being Christians.

good luck explaining youre not a mason to the lynch mob dumb fuck. why dont you larp as a pedophile while youre at it

Mason's have no power you retard. They're just a bunch of fat old men that like underage girls and hate their wives. Faggot.

Let me guess, British monarch is also just a tourist attraction with zero actual political or administrative power?

If you fuck with some random tard following a religion, he obviously won't do shit. However, if you attract attention of the establishment itself as a man who defies it, it will bring down its power on you.

Ever wondered why anyone on the so-called "West" (more like Grand Orient) is scared shitless of offending troons and related demographics, and constantly has to pay lip service to them?

That hasn't been the case for like several years now, the most trending posts on X are about making fun of that trans suicide from the bridge lol.
Western power structure is collapsing, so you WANT to teabag everything that "establishment" holds sacred to come out on top.
In this case its mocking and subverting freemasonry and profanation of everything that it holds as sacred and worth preserving.

freemasons hate cars, if it's not laying concrete in the shape of devilworship or golf they despise it

You do realize they can run plates & see he isnt an actual FOP member right? Faggot.

No, this will only signal to them that you are also a fag and willing to take it up the bum 33 times.

Western power structure is collapsing

The main reason for that is a freemasonry being incompatible with reality where internet exists. An average freemason janny is really supposed to believe that his higher ups are wizards and great secrets of the universe will be revealed to him as a reward for being a good janny. When a person who is supposed to be a janny is trained in healthy skepticism from young age, and Sacred Forbidden Arcane Knowledge constantly leaks out into public space where all profans see it, the system malfunctions.

And since the blueprint of modern era government uses freemasonry as a very important informational system, this means that the state itself is dying.

When the levee breaks

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doesn't mention co-masonry and the bbc

Masonic stolen valor

More people should do this lmao

You think they don't order hits on people?

They're a bunch of faggoty old boomers with homosexual blackmail dangling over their heads. You can just read about gnosticism online, no need to join the gay old man cult for knowledge, the whole thing is a career grift for cops and judges now.

NOT MAH JERRRRRRRB!

why?
just say you like the symbolism

Fag, you censored the dick from the paining, lol

Just say no free speech sarrr

Your gonna get jacked off 33 times to death

better than the catholic nigger loving shit we got going on

Because most don't do shit beyond selling their souls like retards fagmasonry is alot like the military in where most low tier niggers never do anything significant let alone know or are involved in the higher echelons where the actual elites reside and make the plays

Try an Israeli flag.

Kek... You're right.

Masonry is just a front for jews the same way "The Way to Happiness" is a front for Scientology. It's just a way to trick you into their bullshit when you're smart enough to avoid it by its common name. Same with new age, shadow work, atheism, kabbalah, satanism, scientology, and even mormonism.

You can not be in any way legally reprimanded for pretending to be a Free Mason

You're so ass blasted about the thought of people doing this kek

Go back to Mexico

Masonry seems to be geometry club desu. The antiquarian stuff is cool. The ancients were way more tapped in then we are now. The geopolitical control and secrecy is very gay though

You gotta be jewish or something. It's game over at that point. Everyone in the lodge would know what scam you were running, and they'd make sure you were brought to ruin "legally"

Just learn the master mason handshake and say pompous bullshit about Hiram Abiff.

Pretty much. The prince of Monaco is more of a royalty despite being basically a mayor because he at least has real power. I don't know what schizo theories you're on but the fagg king of Bongland is basically a walking keychain.

I'm not, but Sam Hyde is, along with a lot of his crew. Sorry your kike's scheme is being dismantled. You're going go have to get a real job soon.

Anyone find it weird Sam hyde has his Freemason buddies harass people across the country?

Yeah Sam Hyde totally isn't a Freemason though...

implying shabos goyim organization goes beyond tracking who's next for the buttfucking ritual night

Where does one get said sticker?

Stolen valor.

underage girls

underage boys*

Puts masonic sign

Gets pulled over

Instantly exposed as larper

Gets fucked

Possibly.

Its not illegal to pretend to be a freemason. You can dress up as grand master mason of 33d degree and call yourself one in public and other freemasons will have to take it like bitches because it is 100% legal.

Illegal

Yeah, tell that to "brother" officer, once he finds out you're larping, which will be instantly.

Yeah, tell that to "brother" officer, once he finds out you're larping, which will be instantly.

Yeah, and? Its like wearing jersey of a team you don't actually like. I would literally tell him I'm doing it to mock freemasonry and he will have to swallow it.

Yeah then he shoots you for reaching for an imaginary gun and gets a free vacation.

That's a cute rage power fantasy.
IRL he would have to swallow my cowan cum in his freemason throat and wish me a good day.

Sporting the Mason symbol is advertising that you're available for butt secks.