Daily reminder Russia hasn't even started yet

That's true.
As long as I am shitposting here, and not in the trenches everything is fine.

It's so tiresome, just launch a nuke at us already.

You must go back, mykola

All legislative, executive and judicial powers shall be vested in the President of the Russian Federation.

Come to california and cut your dick off and embrace western culture

It's based on this side of the ocean dude, trust me. Just come to california and join the party

No, u nuke us first, Vasja

and is already finished

ahahahaha

But you should be worried because you will go there.
That outcome is almost certain now and I am not even gloating.
Out on the front tanks are gone now, APCs are extinct, too, artillery almost gone, meat waves are all that is left. And the saddest part is your neighbours will cheer for your death.
After over 3 years we are reaching the point where the russian front always very suddenly and violently collapses, without fail.

But you should be worried because you will go there.

Nah. If I were to go there I already would have.

do they still make them?

delet

putin bil.webm - 1280x720, 808.15K

you sound like a real fucking moron tqhwy famalama

god watches you shit and masturbate and you should feel bad that you do these things.

How did you avoid it?

avoid

By not being either one of:
- Recently finished, or currently in the mandatory 12-month draft
- Signed up for the contract service
As far as draft officers are concerned, I am category 2b, meaning that if shit doesn't hit the fan and we don't get a universal conscription - WW2 style, nobody gives a shit about me.

Avoid what? The army in Ukraine is filled almost entirely by volunteers. The notable exceptions were the fall 2022 partial mobilization and the PMCs that hired prisoners

stop bluffing and nuke us already

Yes zigger, and that's why they did NOTHING to help Assad stay in power, because they "haven't started."

GTFOOH, if Westerners called out obvious bullshit from Russians and kikes like yourself, 80-90% of our problems would have never materialized.

I mean I wouldn't mind becoming a girl tbqh

this guy gets it
topkek

Is it possible to become one though?

Russia actually prefers this war to go on as long as possible. Who thinks Russians can't defeat some stupid nazi hohol in half a day? Long war is part of the plan.

course
anything is possible
its a just matter of understanding

If by "Russia" you mean Monke then yes. He can't stop this war or it would be the end of his reign. He needs something he can sell as a victory.

Monke

It's V.V. Putin do not disrespect state officials.

kek I still can't believe this video is real

Why? I never understood this mentality. Why would you want to become a girl?

Compromise: V.V. Monkin

IQ

Why would you want to be a man?

Because they fail at being a guy.

I have never thought of it as "wanting" to be a man. I am a man and I am happy with it. Why aren't you?
Well I fail at being a guy too but I don't want to become a woman

become one

They got fed the "women have it easy lie", and they want to have it easy too.

IQ

Just hit yourself on the head with a hammer until you damage your brain. No need to cut your dick off if you want to become stupid.

Because why would I be happy being a man when being a woman is just much superior for life quality? It would be much easier to move out of this country if I was female too. I value having a happy life, not having a fulfilling life

This is why women spit on you in the street.

Bizarre nafofag delusion

women is superior life quality

have to take dick in your ass

can't fuck women

everyone values your opinion by the size of your tits, not by the validity of what you have to say

nobody takes you seriously

pretty much impossible to get into an exciting job where you work on cutting edge technology

8 times more likely to get raped

have to painfully give birth

have to take care of the children

have menstruation bleeding every month which apparently hurts as much as a broken leg

if you are ugly, you basically are hated by both men and women, while ugly men are still liked by other men as friends

Why would you want this?

have to take dick in your ass

can't fuck women

everyone values your opinion by the size of your tits, not by the validity of what you have to say

nobody takes you seriously

pretty much impossible to get into an exciting job where you work on cutting edge technology

This is a nothingburger, I don't care that I wouldn't be able to fuck women whatsoever, what are these bullshit points? My opinions never matter to anyone either way. The rest of the points are easily compensated by the fact that I wouldn't be living in this country anymore

Russia is yet to do a full mass mobilization. Despite that all NATO reserves are depleted and the US is desperate to sign away the ukraine in a peace treaty. What does that tells you?

because males are superior, you cuck

>have to take dick in your ass

This is a nothingburger, I don't care that I wouldn't be able to fuck women whatsoever, what are these bullshit points?

So you like men already? I didn't know that Russians had gays

The rest of the points are easily compensated by the fact that I wouldn't be living in this country anymore

Where would you live? And where would you get the money?

According to US/NATO propaganda Russia has been completely destroyed several times in just the last year

So you like men already? I didn't know that Russians had gays

anon, have you seen /chug/? it's something of a meme at this point

How many more weeks until Russia takes the gloves off and sends in the real army?

according to Russia, they don't have potatoes and had to buy every single one from belarus. Today I've read that they are buying potatoes from Monglia, because they caused a shortage of potatoes in Belarus. BELARUS, THE CAPITAL OF POTATO. That's how you know that russia is 100% totally winning

No, that's according to benny johnson's retelling of nato propaganda.
Learn the difference.

reminder that 20% of russians don't have toilets.

So you like men already?

No? But I would if I was female and that doesn't concern me
Look, why do you even care about me being female? What is this, crab mentality? Stay male if you wish, I would certainly prefer not to be male if that was possible

youre low IQ

No? But I would if I was female

It doesn't work that way. If there was a real way to transition to woman, your brain would still be the same. It would be a bodily transition

Why did this thread devolved into tranny discussion

Start offensive war

can't win through conventional means

We should nuke to win

This isn't the flex you think it is nor will you gain more than you lose. Way to fail at war and international politics.

why? your country men are dying. should they be trying?

Because being female is better if you care about life quality at all

Words can’t describe how much I want my own Russian fag boy. Just 24/7 kissing, gay sex and vidya

troon aspirations

self hating liberoid

Listen I’m not hugely into Lakhta Vranyo shit but

Feed this nigga pink pills and ship him to Baltimore

I don't understand, why do you even have a problem with me preferring being female over being male? Feel free to stay male if you want, it's not even possible to change gender anyway

Incel brainrot is real

I just don't get it. Do you WANT to spend 3 hours per day doing makeup just so that you can suck your boss's dick, since that is the only way to get promoted in private sector for a woman?

Maybe stop making up shit that mostly doesn't happen to present as a negative of being female? But suppose what you're saying is true, then the answer is that, no, I don't want to do that, but it's still preferable to being male

Two more weeks

I think you should go outside a bit more. It is better to be male, especially in ultra traditionalist Russia

Being male doesn't interest me
Also, I don't even want to live in Russia?

I don't even want to live in Russia

Why don't you leave then?

It can't be done that easily

How come? Thousands of libtards left when this whole thing with Ukraine started.

Nah come to Australia instead so you don't have to bother with retard Christians and maggot redneck ISIS Trump faggots waving American flags talking about god every second 25/8 and who can't afford to go to the doctor or eat regular western standard fresh food that isn't coated in pesticides or drink clean water in the best country in the world that just got rid of it's education department and turned all of it's schools into Trump prayer zones