If we put together a small army of like 200 well-armed chuds, could we conquer Haiti?
If we put together a small army of like 200 well-armed chuds, could we conquer Haiti?
Haiti's armed forces are estimated to be around 2,000 active personnel.
Bro if your army is that small you're not a real country. Sorry.
No, because you would have to conquer the United States first.
Countries have been conquered with less but always through recruitment. Famously Fidel Castro went to cuba with less than 100 fighters. They recruited people within Cuba. You cant take over Haiti just with 200 people unless you get locals to work for you and augment your force.
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I imagine quite a lot of friendly fire accidents as the overwhelming majority of 200 chuds would be light shades of brown.
Ya but have you considered that nogs are retarded?
I am forced to consider that whenever I go outside
Youd get glow'd
Also, you underestimate the cost and supplies necessary to occupy a third world dump.
You'd need financing by a billionaire to afford all the equipment and supplies.
And your "prize"? Haiti...
Not worth it.
Ya but have you considered that nogs are retarded?
Rhodesia lost
Suppose you conquer Haiti and want to rule itl that means you will give orders to locals, who must follow them rather than kill you.
This is why you need local cooperation, or is your plan to just personally kill several million haitians?
militarily, yes
kill several million haitians
The hatians themselves will do the job for you.
You cant take over Haiti just with 200 people unless you get locals to work for you and augment your force.
you wouldn't need to recruit a single soldier if your 200 guys were decently competent. you would however need to hire translators, that is French and Haitian Creole speakers, and a significant amount of some sort of administrative staff if you actually want to "do" anything as ruler of Haiti, as opposed to say, just routing its armed forces for the hell of it.
probably with less but who the fuck wants Haiti?
Haiti?!?!? What the fuck for??? (You) want to chop sugar cane for the rest of your life??? Go buy yourself some ambition, son.
Only if they all have malaria and yellow-fever vaccines, and being Chuds, they will likely refuse to be vaxxed, so they'll all die of malaria or yellow fever.
it's trivially easy to tell light brown chudwarriors from Haitians who are dark as night
Haitians are one of the least mixed formerly enslaved populations of Africa on earth
I could take Haiti myself with a single tank and like 1000 rounds of .308 and a surveillance drone.
Who remembers Barbak(you)?
May I ask you for what purpose please ?
Just trying to dip my toe before eventually diving...
That's why they are super fucking stupid.
Yes, but the UN might get involved once the final solution comes into play. Otherwise, why would you want to rule over a country of niggers?
To make it chudlandia. The chuds could just buck-break the nogs and have them do all of that stuff
Yeah. We would have to kill a lot of them so ammo would be a key thing to have.
As a frog, you should have more reason than the rest of us.
Its just not realistic. Independent armies cant do anything without foreign support. For instance Fidel Castro had the USSR, and some semi-independent forces have to sell drugs to finance themselves.
Unless you want to sell drugs and compete/cooperate with other cartels a force of 200 will just be following orders.
Indeed, we have history on the long run that is not sealed, so well, I can see what you refer to yeah, but aside from that, what purpose were you thinking of please ?
I mean:
As a frog, you should have more reason than the rest of us.
That's why I wanted to dip my toe to take the temperature of the water before eventually diving in ;)
Sure, go defend the honor of some wealthy sugar merchants, they are literally you
Haiti...
Haiti is prime real estate. If you really ended up in a position to do whatever you want with it -- I mean REALLY whatever you want -- it'd be worth billions at least
Prob not without support units like air and artillery. They have American trained niggers and home-field. Can Chud morale handle casualties? Would they be like Ukrainian volunteer formations?
what purpose were you thinking of please ?
To get justice for Austin Metcalf and Derek Chauvin and for the lolz
Grim but relatable
Prob not without support units like air and artillery
you would not need anything like that to win the battle of Haiti. you speak of morale but do you realize how terrible morale is in 100% black armies? do a little reading
the actual sinker for this plan is that if you actually pulled it off you'd just get hauled off by the UN/ICC/USA for doing a heckin' racism, assuming they don't just airstrike you on the beaches in the name of heckin' cannibals' right to national self-determination
you'd have to get rid of all the Haitians though.
deporting them to Africa would be the most humane thing. cutting off all aid and starving them out would be the easiest, but you'd have to deal with the hardened cannibal survivors, and international negative PR.
Maybe bring a PR group to make propaganda of you handing out aid, but really letting them starve.
yea, check rhodesia, problem is everyone is to much of a pussy to do this beyond 1 or 2 random anons
You would need to kill hundreds of thousands of american golems rushing to prep the bull in the end so those chuds had better be elite
probably but you'd then havecyo live in Haiti
200 well-armed chuds, could we conquer Haiti?
set your sights a bit higher fren
Bring a couple big ass dogs and ya I’d say so. The fuck Tyrone gonna do?
you need to send the Byzantines down there and fix the situation with fred
you have to send in the Knights to fix that situation
Cortez conquered millions of Aztecs with a few hundred chuddies and some horses.
Reading comments im kinda feeling like we can do this shit bros
With 10% of that we could conquer that island south of india, full of people who dont know civilization
If no one is willing to defend them then no one is going to be willing to defend your country. I will miss all the white supremist colonies :<
you can't even conquer your own cities
129 of the most dangerous 200 cities in the world by murder rate are in the united states
en.wikipedia.org
good luck
Like many places, it could be paradise if it weren't for the n-words.
for the lolz
I think we might be able to reach an agreement over this ;)
Got any MilTech preferences already cause 2 Undreddz chuds will need appropriate gears...
For the season I would advise during Carnaval period, so as to TrojanHorse ourselves in neatly and climaxing on Ash Wednesday...
Any other questions ?
defend the honor of
I would have liked that you could know what this means in the first place before being able to respond to (You)...
But who am I to blame (You) for not knowing this principle, I mean, everyone go after what they lack... So is the point of development I would say...
I just hope we'll be able to discuss this principle during our lifetime...
You can beat the niggers a million times but they’ll keep crawling back into town. We can’t just reinforce Chuds. Reminds me of Total War Medieval 2: Americas
organization that I will need to confront if I try to reconquista Jacksonville with 199 like-minded individuals:
The United States military
The organization that will confront me if I try to conquer Haiti with 199 like-minded individuals:
1500 Haitians with rifles and armored cars, 1250 of whom will throw away their uniforms after the first 250 die
Haiti would be a much easier project. In fact just fighting the Jacksonville police department alone would be more difficult
the solution would have to be either cordoning off a small area of the current territory designated "Haiti" in which you actually want to live and allow the ghouls to wander the rest freely (would they even notice any difference?)
or, to do things that would be described by most pundits as genocidal, such as repatriating them to West Africa
Es-tu mineur ? Tu LARP comme un gamin, arrête.
do things that would be described by most pundits as genocidal,
What other reason even is there to conquer Haiti?
They will all shit themselves and die before even getting into the battle
Rhodesia lost
Yeah because the chinks and ziggers helped them. negros have never independently won a war against another race.
He had local tribes helping him
200 well armed chuds
200 well fed chudoggos
N'est-ce pas le but de ce thread ?
Mais pour te répondre par une certaine rhétorique simplicite, J'arrêterai le jour où tu arrêteras de Larper en tant que Canadien et que tu agiras en tant que Québécois...
Souviens-toi bon sang !!!
Plante des Lys Blancs et enjoins tes congénères à faire de même ;)
PS: Haïti could also very well be a sdry run / starting point before moving North and help you in this uttered endeavour, plus we might grow our ranks from Yanks that are still seeking justice for the White House burning...
We could build a formidable force to remove or push into reserves those perfidious redcoats larpers...
they live off literal dirt and mud cakes
no protein, no strength, no chance
drop in 50 armed white chads
bring 50 stacies for breeding ops
outbreed, outgun, overrun
island becomes yours in a generation
Checked holy shit. John Rambo in the chat
let's see it then, john marine
Yeah anon ironically thinks he can genocide Haiti and the world will be okay with it. That only happens when your so powerful countries are scared to oppose you. Otherwise they’ll just petition the French Foreign Legion to put a bullet in your head
You could simply release 50,000 poisoned watermelons off the coast of Haiti and let the current wash them ashore. 95% depopulation within hours.
Throw car batteries in the sea in the direction of Haiti?
no, I don't "unironically" think that, I've mentioned multiple times ITT that I don't think that's true
How's well equipt are they to handle a drone swarm? Hell, [insert company] could test out an AI drone swarm. I hear there's 60 of the 50 rare earth materials needed for national security are there.
This is why you have a designated inquisitor
if you have the means to obtain classified tech, you can easily geno-suicide the haitian population by making it kill itself spontaneously
as an added bonus, the rest of the world will shit itself so hard they will ask you to go help those poor nogs
I misread your post as "unironically" but
I think the point still stands, it's just a thought experiment
Why would you want to do that to begin with?
How would DR respond to 200 chudcel pissbabies wrecking havoc on their neighbor?
And your "prize"? Haiti...
Not worth it.
Look at the other side of the island
Mass troops on the border to shoot any refugees coming their way.
Only if we use longboats. Then we’d waste those Skraelings.
This is Anon Babble anon, you can call those filthy pavement apes niggers whenever you want to do so here.
inb4 "no racism outside of Anon Babble"
Niggers are political weapons.
put all the hatians in a mass grave
Triple digits. We need to start a givesendgo for you, anon
The thicc latinas would ovulate
With a complimentary Crossbow to instill fear into opponents while leading the charge...
Crossbow launching chicken arrows though ...
It will confused the opponents even more in the meantime...
If we put together a small army of like 200 well-armed chuds, could we conquer Haiti?
yes, literally overkill. That same amount of men's could conquer india in two weeks