MASSIVE EARTH FACING SOLAR ERUPTION
it's only gonna be a g3, nothing special
That big and only g3? You got sauce? I thought forecast wasn’t out yet
oh shit. no, you are right. the g3 was this morning. misread this guys tweet
FUCKING SOLAR RIVER
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wtf is a solar river? also, dibs on that being my metal band name
SOLAR RIVER
It’s been nice knowing ye lads
Oh shit still going
Goatse thread?
Here's an old one I made
Based sun, fry the source of degenerancy
fire river headed towards earth
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
thats not very good news at all
Nothing will happen.
It's OK anon. Maybe it'll arrive at night time :)
Shieeet. I keep forgetting which one's where.
is it heading towards earth? or coming for earth?
is sol finally tired of our shit?
Wait won't Venus or whatever the fuck that is take the brunt of it?
IIRC the sun light side of the earth gets it at the time it arrives because it is sun facing
Yep, only half the planet will be fried :)
Space doesn't exist.
Earth is flat.
Sun is local and is below 10k miles.
Therefore, solar flair is not huge, it is small.
Nothingburger.
Stop your hysteria.
you should worry if you are a satanist or some low level negative entity, as you may die.
Been paying attention. Crazy flare has been going for like 3 hours now.
It's gonna be a good one.
Not life-ending unfortunately.
Nothing ever happens
Fuck off faggot.
This is what the sun actually looks like right now.
Theres no giant gash or eruption.
it's not even x class right? so this might cause some northern lights or radio interference but won't take down any communications or infrastructure
Cool looking lights in the sky
nothing
pick one.
Saturn is done for mate. it's fucking fucked
The forecast isn’t even out yet that’s old shit so sit the fuck down nothingeverhappensfag
I once was like you - hoping for happenings
I believed in "2 more weeks" and the Three Gorges Dam
Someday you will achieve enlightenment, as I have
So when are we melting?
fart that shit at tel aviv my dude!
the eclipse is coming, its over
muh nothing ever happens
So when are we melting?
start melting NOW and beat the rush, anon
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Aurora borealis pls
This isnt even that big. You’ll get to see northern lights at most and maybe lose shortwave communication for a few hours.
"Nothing ever happens."
- Chud Tzu, the shart of war.
more auroras only newer cell phone cameras can see
yawn
I hope it kills everything.
Flare has been flaring for almost 4 hours now. Pretty dope.
Nothing will happen
micro nova status?
2 more weeks.
no webm/mp4
1-800-come-on-now
just look up, dumbass. the sun is that way
it's in the lagrange points, which are stables portions of the orbit that allows for minor course corrections to maintain its location. This is why it's pointed towards us.
So it's just an M class? Not even at X1? Nothingburger. When we see an X10, that's when I'll start to get concerned and make a trip to the grocery store.
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Where I am, I've seen weather I never experienced before. For real this time.
10 fucking minutes earthquake, what the fuck is this?!
Flares happen on the sun
Flares produce CMEs, which is sun matter flying off into space.
The size of the CME isn't fully correlated with the size of the flare.
M class flares can produce CMEs larger than some X class flares.
This is appearing to be a particularly large CME flying directly towards us at an elevated rate of speed--right after the earths magnetosphere was barraged by solar winds from two earth-facing coronal holes.
It's probably not enough to actually be a threat, but it's probably way more significant than what we got from that X9 solar flare a while back.
guess it's time to update my porn folder in my faraday cage then
I guess my point is this: It's unwise to use the size of the solar flare to determine how much of a threat that it poses.
You'll end up repeatedly disappointed if you do.
go back to plebbit.
trips say so, anon. I'm planning on downloading a bunch of roms to play to wait out the end.
nice dub dub, bub
I'm planning on downloading a bunch of roms to play to wait out the end.
Based
I already got most n64 and ps1 games ready
I'm planning on downloading a bunch of roms to play to wait out the end.
Way ahead of you
absolute mad lad
we might dodge a bullet. but what about india, china and africa? This is a big deal
They will survive like it's nothing.
kek
Oooooof
The problem is earth's magnetic field is weakening, maybe due to magnetic excursion. So small sun activity causes big earth problems. Better pray
godspeed, gentlemen.
me waiting for nothing to happen
It is weakening, but I still doubt this is strong enough to do any serious damage. We've had worse in October of last year and all we got was some crazy Aurora. Still, this is a good hit. Hopefully we can get another big CME in the next few days to finally finish the job.
First model dropped
Thing seems to be movin quick.
are you a starlink satellite?
Why would the Juice do this?
PLEASE. RA. I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE.
DO ME A SOLID, MAN. C'MON.
earth is flat, space is fake and gay
You can just turn off the lights and sit in the cold if you crave it so much
Light pollution makes it hard to see the stars.
If literal whos with 5 followers on twitter say so then it must be true
Praise the Sun. I'm friends with a goddess and humanity did fail a test of character recently.
Wake me up when something happens
What did we do? If your godess considers humanity just a single species, it's probably a nigger demon.
guess what
Nothing ever happens
We just had one last may and like the only thing that happened was i got a free meal from doordash because the GPS shut down while i was in the middle of a delivery
Let's goooo!
Based sun fighting the brown menace
based sun
Which goddess? I'd love to imagine raping the arrogant bitch.