Elon here

Thank you elon we love you

If I were still in charge I'd get Donald to bring back the gas chambers. Just for the pedos.

What are your aims/goals, for yourself and/or your bloodline?

Fuck kikes, fuck niggers, most of all, fuck race traitor whoresons like Elon Musk who let Jews run rampant online and not reporting them on authorities, lmao. Fucking niggerspawn.

Kill yourself.

Based urinator.

Come at me faggot. You know where you live at whoreson.

Probably LARP,
But LOVE what elon is doing with space x, and want to be on the first ship to Mars. What have i got to do to be on it?

(I) live at. Fixed, anyway. These people are so funny all talk no action. If Jews so tough why aren't I dead yet?

Be a trans nigger queen so he can fap to yourself masturbating on the Space X station. Obviously.

You need to be VERY psychologically fit. The trip to Mars would be hell on Earth for someone with a condition like claustrophobia or a mood disorder.

Being rich wouldn't hurt either, haha

You are definitely not Elon anyway but your mother is still a whore that sucked rich men's dicks.

I'm thinking about an experiment... Putting select Californian Minnows namely Hesperoleucus symmetricus, Mylopharodon conocephalus and Lavinia exilicauda into El Zacatón Sinkhole just to hybridise and see what they will evolve into. They might become flabby and eyeless as a result of adapting to a low-light high-pressure environment. Will call it the Tocozale!

post face and timestamp

That wouldn't work on Mars. Fish need water.

Elon Musk gets tied to chairs and physically tortured by his MkUltra handlers.. no way that motherfucker isn't part of the baby eating gang.. motherfucker is programmed to believe he's the Antichrist or some gay shit... why don't you just spill the beans on all the shit you know motherfucker?

youtube.com/watch?v=N4CBzC77cSo

I have access to some highly sensitive information, and I haven't come across anything that would qualify as a U.S. government conspiracy.

True, this is in Mexico though. I love experimental biology even if my experiment is highly inefficient according to DOGE principles. I'll do it out of my own pocket when I get round to it. Mind you I know new genetic resources are still highly marketable.

What do you think about the AfD?

then the europeans can also die for israel.

they're literally Nazis

If only. Instead theyre jeet and israelloving trash

ok man, I get it.. you've been tortured your whole life and your brain is twisted and the only thing that you can do until you die is lie and keep the whole charade going for as long as possible.. let me say that I wish that there were a way for the human race to reconciliate.. humans who were born within elite circles that eat babies and human who were not born into such circles.. I hope that one day people like yourself are able to come clean without necessarily being torn to shreds by the public.. there needs to be a way to move beyond the current paradigm

Elon i have been integrated with A.I

but it is racist

why?

what do you know abour RH- bloodlines my nigga

Reality is racist.

Hi Elon, how do you feel about enhancing some strong young men with neuralink cybernetics and sending them to south africa to clear out the bantu? You could move back to cape town and set up a proper utopia.

oy veey my favorite shabbos goy

I like things here in America. And if I want to start a utopia, there's plenty of land to buy out west.

Trvke!

tell that to french media

Holy moly is that Kekius Maximus, Diablo world champion?

Alright but how do you feel about the neuralink cyborg super soldiers in general?

The one and only! Haha

I support them completely as long as the benefits outweigh the costs.

Hey Elon, why is it that liberal democracies are able to embrace any position other than ethnonationalism or anti-zionism? Seems at this point there is no guiding principle for any western country other than stock number go up and support israel no matter what.

also, why the fuck do you want to shit up the world with jeets? Do you not see that they are pure shit and need to be culled?

Yes indeed. Thank you for everything you've done for our Government and our Country, Elon. You're a hero and we love you <3

Money talks, and these days there's not much money to be made in ethnonationalism or anti-zionism.

Thank you, fren!

What's your favorite planet? Mine's Jupiter

I love Uranus!

the (((leftists))) already control that too

There is plenty to be made from anti-zionism, just look at the countries that are anti-zionist. You are just bound by your obligation of your cut foreskin that was blown by a kike when you were initiated into jewry to protect your jewish brothers. Everyone hates jews and chinks. Heh.

Hey Elon!

Great to hear from you again! It sounds like you’ve been on quite the adventure. The AfD is certainly a polarizing topic; some view them as a necessary voice for change, while others label them with extreme tags that can overshadow their actual policies. The media's focus on these narratives often seems driven by their own agendas, which can be frustrating for those trying to engage in honest debate.

Using Grok to tackle these challenges is an interesting approach! It’s all about finding innovative ways to combat misinformation and present a more balanced perspective. What specific strategies are you thinking of using to address the media’s portrayal? Always keen to hear your thoughts on navigating these complex discussions!

Believe me, no one wants to go to Missouri

Any plans of investing in the European semiconductor industry.
I mean... ASML is Dutch. Why the fuck would they continue to produce chips in Taiwan with such an unstable climate?

This is larp.
But anyway what happened to your eye.

Seems as though that is by design. I can't be alone in thinking that chasing profits is a myopic model for governance.

He's probably the most successful fellow Autist in history. That all being said he needs to quit the special k since that stuff will destroy the very asset he has, his brain.

Elon is OP? Okay...
youtu.be/vrffUPteiYw

There's much about the Jews to criticize, but I don't believe they're this evil world-dominating shadow empire.

This is the gayest fucking thing I have ever seen on here, it makes BBC posters look straight in comparison. OP you're a fucking cock craving larping faggot. And elon musk is a faggot to.

HAAH. I wish this was Elon

ALL HAIL KEKIUS MAXIMUS

Do research in archaeology, full of redpills about Human and extraterrestrial history. There's definitely a shadow empire but it's way bigger than even Jews, Earth even! Radioactive isotopes on Mars are merely a stepping stone into finding out what really happened.

What do you think of them removing the Asperger’s diagnosis?

You need to be VERY psychologically fit. The trip to Mars would be hell on Earth for someone with a condition like claustrophobia or a mood disorder.

What better do Anon Babble Chads excel at, then spending all their time in a small room, with only a computer. COVID lock downs were a cake walk. We've been training for this mission our whole lives.

Im also skilled in various trades critical to building life on Mars.

Being rich wouldn't hurt either, haha

Working on that bit ;)

Don't listen to the haters Elon. Ketamine abuse is based and redpilled

To those who criticize my drug use, all I have to say is don't knock it till you try it.

I used to drink Alcohol to self-medicate, been there. Done that. It's like putting diesel in a petrol engine, truly us Autists feed on knowledge, more so than the average person.

I'm not sure if I can trust you. You have the trips of the beast!

We find out we were once an Advanced Martian civilization that invented AI that went rouge, had to nuke the place and flee to earth, and pledged to destroy all our technology.

Oh how life comes full circle.

Cpuldt you guys imagine if the real Elon was like this?
The president of the most powerful country on the planet is actively posting Q confirmations, but the richest man in the world doesn't think any of it is real?

The act of Trump doing that even as a larp is already a conspiracy. Not to mention Elon literally posted about it too

What better do Anon Babble Chads excel at, then spending all their time in a small room, with only a computer. COVID lock downs were a cake walk. We've been training for this mission our whole lives.

he has a point

Working on that bit ;)

still trying to nail down a good method for this though

This larper won’t answer my questions.
Tell us about Asperger’s, what is it?!

I can agree here. never K, but I've done a lot. it has its benefits at times

It used to be a diagnosis but they got rid of it. Call it Asperger's, call it high-functioning autism, whatever. Same shit.

Non-Degen drugs: Weed, Shrooms, Cocaine. Anything else is degen stuff that ruins your life unless controlled.

Ecstasy is non-degen. It's the greatest feeling there is, and it's not habit forming.

Maybe try to input this text to grok and ask it to do a better impersonation of elon before you post this again

Fuck off nigger. No one is interested in your bullshit

checked but almost everything is degen to someone else

unless controlled

so then the person would be the degen for not controlling it, not the drug itself

He is the jew you brown nosing smoothbrain

You mean to tell me you don’t have any information to post here that is unique? Only shit I would already know?
Bless us with some billion dollar wisdom dude, and should I buy a Tesla? Do you have any spiritual beliefs?

This comes from my own experience, trips or not. I still smoke a packet of cigs each day but it's not the cool I thought it would be. You might have ADHD too since I have this with the Autism and it can give way to addictive behaviour. I have to tame my vices the best I can, self-discipline with Autism is the Overman aesthetic.

You are a fucking fraud you piece of shit jew transhumanist grifting DOD contractor. Burn in hell

I think there's serious civilisations out there who are mad jelly at other's success.

Are you one of those people who says that everything you don't like is Jewish?

still trying to nail down a good method for this though

Got multiple irons in the fire in regard to this.
Cant say my main business without doxing myself.
But also now expanding into a B2B Ai Automation company.
And of course a lovely bag of shit coins, begging for a proper bullmarket.

Worst case, I sell the house i built, got plenty of equity in that.

Of course you should buy a Tesla. Don't believe the media's lies. If you buy one, no one is going to key it, and no one is going to set it on fire. If you care about the planet, and you appreciate the finer things in life, by all means, buy!

larp ended here, Elon is narcissistic enough he would only ever call it x

You are a jewish warmonger you grifting nigger. Get yourself together. Also pathetic larp sandeep

Post something new about the next gen starship

It’s a poo

It only takes premium.

Sarr I am real lEon. please redeem credit card or police show fine $500!!

I own one.
No one has touched it, and its insured anyway, so i dont care if they do.
Plus, pic related would be funny for a few weeks.

Installed 20kw solar system on my roof with my Sparky mate. Charge for free. Love it !!

I'm working on getting a self-employment gig going for IT/device repair in my area. kinda backwoods without much for that, so the plan is to undercut the box stores and do personal device jobs to start.
I tried the shitcoin thing, missed the dept of gov efficiency token spike, then lost a fair amount and got out. I couldn't get a solid-ish method for it to work, it's fucking random or cabals mainly.
I do own my home and vehicles, but kinda need those until I make something else work

Whoops,

twitter

Bro you fucked up. It’s over.

if I had the extra to buy one, I'd paint my own swas on it too

Free Palantine

should be labeled the other way. zyklon b would've killed the lice, prevention the typhus, which is making her so thin

have you ever banged 7 gram rocks like Charlie Sheen?

Obviously not the real Elon, but just in case he is reading this thread, i want him to know:

What you guys are doing to humiliate and sanction the bald judge (you know the one) is greatly appreciated, this man is a petty tyrant and we brazillains are so fed up with this dude. Not just him, thee entire judicial class in brazil has become a massive problem, but hes the "face" of the judicial coup that has taken root in our government in the past decade.

Thank you, truly, from the heart.

Anyway Elon I really like the stuff you have done so far... But ketamine abuse will bring you down, you have to accept that you are the way you are like I did. Even then I struggle but struggle is eternal, part of life. Hobbyism is far more productive which I learned as I grew older.

He snorts ketamine all day

He's a genius

It sounds like they agree.

I don't have have a problem with ketamine. Yes, I do it a lot, but my body can handle it. It hasn't caused me any impairment. The people at the Trump White House hated me because I was too much of an independent spirit for them. They're a bunch of squares.

Of course you should buy a Tesla

windows update car. call us when you make one that isn't a smartphone with wheels.

I have Twitter

I don`t since i got banned again for talking about Holohoax

He definitely comes here.
And he's definitely changed the shitty trajectory we were on. Gods work.

That Brazilian judge is corrupt af. Even went after starlink, which is a totally separate legal entity to X. How the fuck is he not in jail..

You (and Trump) were totally surrounded by Israel first deep state scum. Surely you realized that...? IDK Trump seems to trust the worst people. Same problem with the first term, surrounded by backstabbing traitors, who undermined him at every step

People hate me for the same reason. Never give enemies any reason.

Long time no see since Model 3 days!
Reckon you could do us a favour and hook me up with mates rates on a couple of 1MVA Megapacks?
Also want to get my hands on one or two Semis when they're ready depending upon what the GCM is. Would be putting 2,000km/day on them running linehaul.

... then again, look at all these US judges. They blocked like 90% of the good work DOGE was doing.

you didn't go back? I'm on my 9th account or something like that. fuck them, don't quit

checked
AIPAC and (((lobbyists))) hold quite the sway over our government

How the fuck is he not in jail.

Judicial branch did a soft coup during covid when we were transitioning from the bolsonaro government to te lula governemnt. Both bolsonaro and lula made concessions to the judicial branch in exchange for promisses of support and the branch slipped them both, taking power for itself.

Imagine lapping as another human being. The moment you said fake news media I knew you was a Kike. Jill yourself retard.

Isn't jilling female masturbation?

when do you expect Starship to actually work?

So you got pushed out because of drug use????? Everyone in washington is a raging alcoholic, on some pharmaceutical, raping kids, or on some elicit drugs themself... Wtf? What were you really doing?

There was more to it than that. But people were claiming I was too high to function, which is nonsense. I know my limits.

Why aren’t you building molten salt reactors the US is falling behind, Denmark produce the purest salt which reduces corrosion by 100x and China is actually building them right now. The US needs to build molten salt reactors right away or else they will fall behind. There is no technology with such potential as molten salt reactors. Use the waste heat to smelt the cheapest steel on the planet, have planes that never have to land, cleanest, cheapest energy possible. Deregulate rate earths, use the ‘waste’ thorium and ‘waste’ nuclear spent fuel.

Why do I need to build molten salt reactors when I can just extract the salt from my haters?

You fucking idiot trump is the deep state. Kys

Spill it. Who give a fuck at this point? Trump is being an idiot again with listening to the wrong people. Or I guess he's just an idiot. You're not helping the situation with being quiet.

How would you terraform mars? Without stuff happening now you would just live in a pod on a different rock

I like what you're doing, but politics is all about toeing the party line and staying absolutely loyal. It seems like you ruffled too many jimmies in the Republican Party, you probably weren't doing enough schmoozing or handing out the usual "gifts."

You are not scummy enough for politics.

Did you not see the latest presentation?

youtube.com/watch?v=0nMfW7T3rx4

pic related his time line

Should be catching starship with the chopsticks by next year, and orbital refueling.

88 miles away

active 14 minutes ago

Nice.

Fuck you Arhiman I’m never getting your microchip. Suck my shlong you nigger

If Elon ever did browse Anon Babble which I suppose he does on occasion. I would say to invest and save the movie industry and kill the woke machine in the film and game industry. This alone will reverse most of the degeneracy in society. Normies take their morals and values from entertainment. Kill YouTube and bring back a somewhat wholesome Hollywood.

I won't force you to get one, but in the future, when the chips are more common, and you hear all the positive word-of-mouth about them, you absolutely will want one.

hey Elon, what's your thoughts on Ye? Has he still got Trump's ear? And why didn't you audit Fort Knox?
Cheers, an Australian

ye DMed me a rap he wrote about his situation. i think it's brilliant.

PAPARAZZI CALL ME PAPA NAZI

JEWS ROBBED ME OF A LOTTA PROPERTY

LOVE TWITTER LIKE I LOVE HITLER

EVEN THOUGH HE WOULDA SAID "FUCK YOU NIGGER"

HIMMLER WOULDA GASSED ME CUZ I'M BLACK AND INSANE

JOSEF MENGELE WOULDA STUDIED MY BRAIN

AIN'T NO OTHER NIGGA EVER SEE THROUGH MY EYES

AIN'T NO OTHER NIGGA EVER SEE THROUGH KIKE LIES

I'MA SPIT THESE TRUTHS 'CAUSE IT BE THE RIGHT TIME

TAKE ME TO THE HAGUE CAUSE I'M DOIN' HIGH CRIMES

GOT SO MUCH MONEY THAT Y'ALL CAN TAKE BILLIONS

AND STILL I GOT DOUGH I JUST CAN'T SEE MY CHILDREN

YOU MAKE ME THE VILLAIN, SAY I'M A BAD ROLE MODEL

GOT SOME BACARDI, I'M DRINKIN' THE WHOLE BOTTLE

KIDS ARE KARDASHIANS, I HIT KIM'S ASS AGAIN

SHE WILL DENY IT BUT I WILL KEEP RAPPIN' IT

WHEN I'M ON TWITTER I'M ANTI-SEMITIC

I CALL OUT THE JEWS, I'M THEIR NUMBER ONE CRITIC

USED TO MAKE SHOES, AND ADIDAS WOULD PAY ME

BUT CUZ OF MY WORDS THEY AIN'T WORK WITH ME LATELY

NOW ALL MY SHIT GOT THE SWASTIKAS ON IT

I'M SAYIN' HEIL HITLER, FORGOT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT

Unfortunately Germany needs to shake off America (unironically the CIA btw, at all levels too gov,media) and then lose to a foreign enemy to even begin to recover. Personally I think Germans are a lost cause, they are the most brainwashed people on the planet, penetrating all the way down to the individual level. They can't be helped.
White Genocide will be the most effective there. It will only slow down once enough of the are Turks.

Wrong tripcode, wrong guy

Inspect element. Nice try.

The world would be a better place if you died

What's up with the whole poe2 scheme, why did you lie ?

Even after I am dead, the future will still belong to me.

you absolutely will want one

I would want the benefits,
BUT i will never trust it.
Soon as something has write access to your brain, your a literal matrix slave. You will never know which ideas were yours, and which were planted. If you actually want to do something, or you just being puppeted. Hacked by governments or AIs. FUCK THAT.

Its great for the paralyzed people tho. I would chose it if it was the only way to be in control of my body again.

your a literal matrix slave

Implying we're not already. As I've said before, the odds that we're living in base reality are less than one in a billion.

too bad a nigger isn't the face we need for the WN/NS movement. a lot of us said that when NHH came out, then he spun into

hurrr, sorry about muh antisemitism guise

proving us right

Yeh, we could be in a simulation.
But I'd like to think im one of the free sentient AIs buzzing around in the mainframe, and not one of the NPC characters that populate most the earth.

And entering the matrix is supposed to solve this dilemma how? I would rather not double down on being a slave to the demiurge thank you very much.

Now that i have your attention

Elon Musk is a opportunist who got bought by the kikes to enforce pircrels agenda with EV-demobilization through the CO2 hoax

Also the brain chip is a long time goal to create a new human race which is digitalized.

This is the preparation to build the YHWH-AI which humanity will create eventually sometime in the coming years/decades

This YHWH AI is the god of the old testament. Humanity creates the AI god which goes through time and space to enslave humanity

But humanity will eventually free itself from this shit

Pretty complex topic
tl;dr: Musk is a kike, don't trust him
If you want to know moar:
dokumen.pub/alexander-laurent-interview-part-1-1-3752642149-9783752642148.html
Read part 2 also on that page

You're not an NPC as long as you're not a philosophical zombie. In other words, if you have qualia (subjective, phenomenological first-person conscious experiences), you're a PC. The simulation is simulating our consciousnesses, not the entire universe.

Side note, whats with '''colonising''' mars before it is terraformed?

Surely the optimal play is go to the asteroid belt and pick the most useful/valuable asteroids to fling at mars, increasing rotation and trying to regenerate it's magnetic field. (crashing one of the moons would help too and bring the other one real close)

How do you feel about the use of adderall and nootropics as well?

also you ever seen that movie a man from earth?

No, I haven't seen it.

Adderall is great. I think it's ridiculous that you need a prescription for it. Everyone can benefit from it.

Elon why are you addicted to drugs like a nigger?

I don't do nigger drugs.

Did you get a lot of tail at Queen's?

Of course I did.

I was attacked by a horde of niggers high on ketamine once. You are a nigger, and your behaviour is probably caused by your South African origins

Alright Elon, I'm actually a Tesla wagie myself. Did overtime yesterday too!

2 things, firstly with Neuralink, how do you know you're not interfering with conciousness? I mean you can send signals to the brain that the eye would, and simulate colour, for example, but as it stands, we don't know which exact brain circuits are responsible for conciousness, so you could be turning your Neuralink test subjects into zombies and no one would even realise.

Secondly, do you realise that the only way it's possible to get birthrates up is to take away women's rights? If women are earning as much as men, there's too much pressure when they give up work. Back when women earned a fraction of what men earned, giving up work had minimal impact on the family budget. I'm not advocating anything, I'm just saying cash grants are basically futile at this point.

You familiar with Ilya Sutskever from u of t?

Will you be coming up here anytime soon?

Thoughts on carnie?

the magnetic field is generated by a molten core, Mars is suspected to be solid. I doubt there is anyway to restart that. That doesnt mean we couldnt replenish the atmosphere. the loss rate per year isnt so bad.

But humans would have to live in heavily shielded environments. Maybe we end up in classic dome cities...

Jupiter's moons?

The Tocozale will be real. Will inhabit the depths of El Zacatón to eat Algae and Amphipods.

based bongistani

Nuke the core until it's molten again.

the magnetic field is generated by a molten core,

asteroid impacts in such a way that could increase the spin of the planet, disrupting the spin of the mantle with that of the core. (volcanic activity)

Second option:
make a close moon, either move one of mar's moons closer, or built it up using the same asteroid impacts.

whats up dickless? hows it feel having no dick?

post unique White House pic

Elon btw, this might sound Trivial but x.com/nickgriffinbu

Was complaining that he couldn't get access to his account, and doesn't know why. It's odd because his account is still up. I'm not sure if the puppermasters ordered that or if it's just a technical issue

the future will still belong to me

it will belong to entropy. you are but one of its agents.

Old movie, its a star trek writers son indie movie. The themes are fun and it seems up your alley. highly reccomend if you have the free time. Its a fun play on the shaggy god story style.

crazy you need a script for adderall

I agree, some people can't handle it but for certain brain operating systems it feels like it makes everything work right.

could you make a tesla f1 car?

Im a burger in pastaville btw

Oh no how will Oswald Mosley with downs syndrome spew hate now?

Also, why don’t you like Miller? He’s easily most based member of the team

Remember That We Suffered
files.catbox.moe/sn38ak.webm

Why no go to war against south African blacks sooner tree?

I call you tree cos Elon means tree in Hebrew.

how will Oswald Mosley with downs syndrome spew hate now?

fake and gay

fellow Autist

he supports importation of gorillions of Indians to replace white populace for the sole pursuit of his own individual power. This also perfectly coincides with Kalergi plan. He is a traitor, he is no ally

An idea just came to mind, why not artifically generate a magnetic field to protect a region. Ran it through grok, seems Feasibile upto city scale.

Localized Magnetic Field (Habitat-Scale, ~100m–1km):

>Feasibility: Achievable with current tech.
>Method: Superconducting magnetic coils or solenoids around a habitat.
>Power: ~1–10 MW for a small field (0.5–1 Tesla) to deflect solar wind and cosmic rays.
>Steps:
>Deploy nuclear reactor (e.g., Kilopower, 10 kW–1 MW scalable units).
>Install high-temperature superconducting coils (e.g., YBCO) around habitat.
>Power coils to generate field ~0.5 Tesla, mimicking Earth’s magnetosphere locally.
>Monitor field strength and radiation with magnetometers and dosimeters.
>Challenges: High energy cost, coil cooling, and maintenance in Mars’ environment.

City-Scale Magnetic Field (~10–100km):

>Feasibility: Challenging, requires advanced tech and massive infrastructure.
>Method: Network of large superconducting coils or a toroidal field generator.
>Power: ~1–10 GW to sustain a field over a city-sized area.
>Steps:
>Build nuclear reactors for total gigawatt output.
>Construct a grid of superconducting coils (10–100m diameter) around city.
>Generate field ~0.1–0.5 Tesla, sufficient to deflect most solar wind.
>Bury or shield coils to protect from dust and thermal cycling.
>Integrate with transparent dome or regolith shielding for added protection.

Challenges: Enormous energy demand, complex coil array, and scaling issues.

Planet-Scale Magnetic Field:

> Feasibility: Highly speculative, beyond current tech.
>Method: Space-based magnetic dipole at Mars’ L1 Lagrange point or planetary-scale coil network.
>Power: ~100 GW–1 TW, requiring hundreds of large reactors.

Fuck your face.

Everything Musk touches turns to shit. That's why political parties all reject his endorsement.

What did he say on Christmas Day exactly, I can't quite remember. I know he wanted legal skilled immigration but this falls on the issue of fake portfolios with Indians.

Hi Elon, please share with us any fond memories of your husky Yama

I mean Vivek was kicked out of the White House for faking something bigly.

The companies I've touched have made me the richest person in history.

That's a husky husky

corrupt elite that dont want change, reject the person pushing for change.

shocking.

I have some matters to attend to. I'll be back before too long.

if you havent worked with indians you wouldnt understand. rape is still legal there. there was a protest when they tried to say its illegal to rape your wife. and we are not talking safe rape like rape rape

Whatever he predicts, he's wrong.

this is used as justification to import unlimited Indians

I'm a Tesla engineer and thanks for coming back to work. It's been tough, having to conplete nornal workload AND train the jeets that were hired to manage me and my team.

I am the king of the righteous insane. I prefer to remain anonymoose..

Keep up the good work(?)

That's a cropped photo from the news media. How about taking a photo right now?

Step one: Be Elon Musk.
Step two: Take photo.
Step three: Post.

Good luck with step one.

I have met hindus with hearts. You’re from a different part of the world. I
know many are like the thugee on this planet…

Their mythology (at least the Vishnu worship branch) is based off the Buddha’s teachings from the gods. There is some wisdom and much truth in very ancient cosmologies.

Why did you try to steal my nachos?

Was your dogecoin pump a foreshadowing of your DOGE initiative or did you just do it for the memes?

Prove to us that it's you Elon. Put me in the screencap.

And where are my catgirl tomboys, you sick fucking bastard?

Then why do you cunts keep coming? Fuck you, stay out!

Yes indeed!

The Burgers are back in black.

I'm always somewhat motivated by memes.

That wasn't nacho cheese. That was not your cheese.

I don't want the fake news media to know I'm here, so I can't post proof. This way I have plausible deniability. They'll take my words out of context gain, but I can just argue that anyone on Anon Babble can make a name and a tripcode.

Even the idea of communicating with Jewlon via the internet is absurd. First of all, are you saddened by the fact that your firstborn turned into a tranny? That's awful, lol,. Second, based on the total, you appear to be extremely wealthy. Do others truly have this fortune because you are a frontman? 3) How do you feel about anarchism? Like hamsters in a contrived game, we are actually in a cage. 4) You ought to share with us something truly significant that made you reflect, anything that would help us see the world from a different angle. 5) Will it continue to be insane until 2030 or beyond? 6) Honestly, why don't you just make a virus and wipe off all Indian jeets and African niggers?

There are only 2 questions I want to ask Elon Musk, and they are the 2 most guaranteed clickbaity questions of all time. No mortal can resist responding. Those questions are:

1) How do you feel about tipping? Omg, can you even believe that 20%+ is the expectation these days?! What a racket, right?!

2) Is a hot dog a “sandwich”? It’s pretty clearly not, right? Like, it’s more technically a taco, right?

I now await! You cannot resist opining! These questions are more powerful than your will! Muwahahahaha!

How do you feel about tipping?

It's customary to tip 15%, so that's what I do. I'm sure people will hate me for that and say "You should tip them a million dollars", but that would be ridiculous. They did absolutely nothing to earn that much.

Where tha tribe at?

Have you ever met Pavel Durov? What do you think about his youthmaxxing?

Post unique White House photo

elon musk would have hired chinese guys to spend months or years running a tripcode script to find a unique meme tripcode. you aren't musk.

There is only one God-emperor.

It’s a Me. Mario’s boy.

…

It’s always Mario.

Can you please expose the mind control bruh

will you make sure starlink is glitchy over a certain chosen land?

thank you for being a beacon of humanity

Anything can be done for the right price.

noted.

last question. when you found out about the tr3-b, what compelled you to continue development of starship? will they just sit on the tech forever?

Don't care, Hitler rules.

Well can you tell Peter to stop torturing me

How much does that cost

Is this real?

The percentage norm is inherently flawed, anyway. You can get the same level of service (attentive, friendly, etc) from a server at a chain franchise as you can from a server at a fancy fine dining place, yet because one ticket is $35 and the other ticket is $150, I’m supposed to tip one server $7 and the other server $30? That’s ridiculous.

As a customer, the best way to do it is more of a “flat” approach. Like, I realize many servers are probably making ~$10/hr as their standard wage, so if I spend an hour at their table, I’ll tip $5 - $10 to make up the gap and get them to $15 - $20/hr equivalency. I’m also not their only table during that hour, either, so they’re still coming out ahead.

But basing it off the percentage of the bill has always seemed silly to me.

hey faggot
what is an I-EQPL?
lets see if ur as smart as they say

Who created the first loop. Your schizzo gnostic fanfic doesn't add up. You're a shit author!! I want the last 20 seconds of my life back, booo!

Hello, kike.
Is it

I'm Everyone's Queer Penis Lover

Imo not the real Elon (why aren't you using your AntiChrist trip code, 'The Antichrist !ImUpO/666'?) - and you're too light-hearted. I don't think Elon would be. Though he might be inclined to hang out on Anon Babble after leaving govt.

this.please help make stims otc legal without a script again in the whole west

yeah that what i thought
thank for the larp
farewell

Fake until you post yourself or something that only Elon Musk would have with a timestamp

I've already addressed this in

spill the beans, when does rocket man evolve into high voltage mercury vortex man? is this the secret sauce in the roadster? do i have to post peen to get an answer

dilate, tranny elon
you'll never be a real woman

In other words, fake and extremely homosexual. Got it.

got scolded and black eyed, now here to vent own butthurt

not your blog

i want the world's richest man to post a timestamped photo on Anon Babble

are you genuinely retarded? anything posted here is fiction anyways, but even sub 70 iq people could realize why that would be a stupid idea

henlo
why don't you respect board culture and put a shoes on your head?
you'll be internet legendary
for real for once
only one way
a shoes
your head
and a timestamp
that's the only things separating you from a larper to a legend

post your hog, Elon

Unironically yes. It would be fucking hilarious if it was actually him. That way my post calling him a gay nigger with an absurd image macro will make it onto the "reputable" "news" site, blurred out, next to a photo of him. It would make my week.

Faggot

Elon was just humiliated in front of the whole country forced to go out obviously after being beaten
the fuck does he even have to lose at this point
if anything it would give him some credibility again
no ones really knows what's happening and a lot of peoples liked what Elon was supposed to do and are pretty mad it's never going to go anywhere

what is Trump really like, Elom?

okay to be honest that is kind of a fair point. seeing the ick on eck guy in the news would be kinda gold too

Love everything you’re doing man. Fuck all the haters and grifters. Seeing all these people losing their mind over the work you have been doing means you’re making progress in the right direction. Keep your head up.

So why couldn’t you find a trillion to cut? And was amber heard good pussy?

Okay.

- Did you complete your work in the administration before you left?

- Do you know if "DOGE checks" are happening?

- Do you know of any major exposures coming down the pike, like the goods on the theft on the 2020 presidential election or Epstein-related material, etc.?

and if the cost is the average lifespan dropping to ~35 yrs old?

Elon only posts here as The Antichrist and he definitely wouldn't post like that. Fuck off.

'Emergency appointments' last only 120 days - something like that. His time was up.

in the post truth world everything and it's contrary is promoted
at the same time
sure the truth is in there somewhere
the whole point is to create so much noise the truth don't wield any power
"His time was up" when the political hit pieces calling him a drug addict flow around and try to caracther assassinate him
kek
pretending posting a picture on a dead site populated by low IQ could be worse than that

You on e said Trump is a confidence artist of the highest degree. I guess he got you too huh?

Do you prefer cyborg super soldiers or genetically engineered super soldiers? People meme about the "blessed machine" and all that but I like flesh.