I agree. Australians are filthy savage animals that cannot be trusted with sharpened sticks...

I can kill any thing on the planet with a spoon and toot of meth.

It's obvious that machetes have become the semi automatic weapons of our current year and need to be banned.

Here's a bit of a story:

be me 14 years old, late 1980s

stopped by Police late at night

riding my bike at night no lights

taken to police station, they called my parents

copper asked about the knife on my belt

8" knife in a sheath

I said it was for protection

he grabbed it, pointed it at me and said "you have just given me a weapon to kill you with"

dropped my spaghetti

parents went apeshit

about a week later the cops returned and dropped off my knife.

learned a lesson that day

never carried anything since

They can’t handle the banter
They get pissy and vulgar easily

a machete is a tool, no different to an axe.

if niggers use them for violence, simply punish the niggers harshly.

Use a walking stick
Knife just say to cut your fruit and you work in a warehouse

i wonder who might be behind this

Your comprehension is poor.
14 years old riding a bike with a walking stick and pretending I work in a warehouse?
Think about it.

I am hugely in favour of banning dangerous stuff. Why does anyone need a machete? If you aren't a jungle savage you don't need one. Ban them.

Imagine if Australians had guns. Terrifying. Mad Max.

i live in a world where anglos are herded into their national pens, surrounded by immigrants, poisoned by every means available, imprisoned for speaking about it, and disarmed down to the cutlery

it's so comically terrible, i don't know how else to look at it other than karma for colonialism, it's the only logical explanation for why this could occur on such a scale

This is why your island is conquered by niggers

why are ausfailians such pathetic cucks?

This is why your island is conquered by niggers

And you live in a white utopia . . .KEK
Who are you trying to fool?

That's the problem. The magistrates refuse to punish them properly. They'll grant bail to Africans who show up to your house, point machetes at you, say "give us your car keys or we'll kill you" and then steal your car. They'll get bail for that. Then when they go to court, they won't get sentenced, because of their "harsh upbringing" which is bullshit, most of them were born here, they had a perfectly normal upbringing until they started listening to drill rap and decided they wanted to emulate that. Then they'll do it again, break into more houses, steal more cars, fight with other gangs, sometimes killing them, always getting away with everything because the government doesn't want to stop it. The government could stop it today if they wanted to. They wouldn't even have to deport anyone. All they have to do is make the magistrates give them harsher sentences. Stop favouring the criminals and start acting in the interests of the community at large. But the government won't do it. For some reason which we're not being told, they just want to keep favouring the criminals. I'm so fucking sick of it. Everyone is sick of it. Every good honest person is sick of it. Even the most left wing redditor is sick of it. Honestly, every time I leave the house, I feel like it's just a matter of days until I become a statistic. I saw a story in the news the other day, about some African teenage girls harrassing an older white woman at a train station. That could be my mother one day. It could be anyone I care about. Am I supposed to just live my life and pretend everything is fine?

Yes, the machetes that were perfectly fine for so long have now become self-aware and have started killing people, we must ban them.
Also blunt the knives too, for some reason i can't put my finger on they'll soon be a problem too.

any place that is majority white in the us is also shit on by toxic waste from some local mining corp or other chemical production facility

In this instance a ban would be so ludicrous that it might make people wake up just a little bit, next after machetes are all kinds of sharp garden tools, the bans need to keep coming until pool noodles are considered a deadly weapon. Only then will we be safe.

I kind of do, although we have a little bigger problem in our two population centers. We're still over 80% white for now.

We can't be trusted with banana cultivation devices. Our inate south Sudanese instincts to kill other niggers is far too strong

t. Self-identited nigger

Kami?

be bri'ish copper

steal knoif from scared white kid who cooperate with no fuss.

be bri'ish copper

see bunch of nigger youths with blades

piss and shit yourself

taze some 80yo grandpa for FB post.

Biggest cucks on planet.

sparring

Learn your own language, mutt.

They're already debating whether we need machetes here in Germany.
Fuck yeah, I do, I use it in my garden all the time to process shrubs and branches.
Literally every tool functions as a weapon if abused. You could kill a person using a freaking hammer.

It isn't though. The American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

At least your government doesn't classify a bicycle tire as a weapon like the UK

Why the fuck does an excuse like "upbringing" have any impact on sentencing anyhow?
In Germany, we have a saying that lack of comprehension of the law does not protect you from sentencing. If that is the case, why the fuck would it make a difference if you grew up in a White household or an islamic one?
Everybody needs to be treated fairly according to the law.

For some individuals, the political impulse to disarm populations—ostensibly framed as a concern for safety—may reflect deeper unconscious dynamics tied to control, submission, and repressed sexual urges. Rather than a rational response to violence, the impulse can become a form of moral sublimation, in which the desire to be dominated or to dominate is projected onto the apparatus of the state. Those with early experiences of childhood trauma—particularly involving helplessness, inconsistent paternal authority, or sexualized fear—may internalize power as both terrifying and erotically charged. In this context, the figure of the paternal state becomes both a protector and a punisher, and cooperation with its power structures offers a form of masochistic pleasure. The surrender of arms symbolically parallels the surrender of agency, where safety is equated with submission. For some, this submission carries homoerotic overtones, shaped by early identifications with patriarchal figures and replayed through adult fantasies of being controlled, restrained, or penetrated—psychically if not literally—by the authority they help to enforce. The eroticization of disempowerment becomes fused with a moral stance, masking an internal split between the longing for safety and the unacknowledged thrill of domination and surrender.

Germans did do the Holocaust so id say banning machetes would be a good idea just to keep the jews safe

What are some weapons you can carry around with plausible deniability?

Why aren't autists treated with kids' gloves, they had a rough upbringing too. Kek

MENTALY RETARDED NOT SAVAGE ANIMALS

CAN BE KILLED WITH NAIL HAMERED INTO HEAD

ALL AUSTRALIANS MAYBE

TRUE

ONLY MALES THO AM I RITE CHICKS ARE HOT ASF
TURN OFF WELFARE TO AUSTRALIA THEN TAKE WOMEN BASED REDPILED

ONGOING THING.

In this instance a ban would be so ludicrous that it might make people wake up just a little bi

will it though? british police go around confiscating screwdrivers and bike wheels and bongs still don't seem to give a shit. What makes you think strayans will be any different?

funny how australia never had a knife crime problem until it became "diverse"

i thoguht they already had banned them years ago? i had to go to that shithole for work and remember being against the law to carry a screw driver. most cucked nation on earth even commie chinks let the bugs have basic sticks and tools

I bet I have way more guns than you.
This is happening in 1 state that has a woman in charge. It's almost expected for them to act this way.

We also never had a gun problem until chinks were imported either.
Diversity is death.

You've never been allowed to carry one in public, it's just that now they've banned the sale of them. I don't know the specifics or if they've even actually banned the sale of them yet. But like I said above, the government doesn't care, the magistrates don't care, crime is just going to keep getting worse. I feel like I can't even talk about this, we're becoming like the UK so rapidly, and people who talk about this stuff in the UK end up getting arrested.

OP is a Chinese Wumao troll. Did you know this crashes their censored software:

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In Australia its illegal to raise your hand and to own sharp bit of metal.

An individual who crafts laws restricting bodily expression and symbolic objects often reveals a psyche deeply invested in control, containment, and the avoidance of perceived chaos. From a Freudian lens, such a person may be reacting to unconscious fear of aggression—both their own and others'—projected outward onto society. The hand, for instance, as a symbol of action, assertion, and even violence, becomes a totem of danger; shiny metal (e.g., knives, guns, or tools) evokes both threat and forbidden power. The extreme regulation of these symbols suggests a powerful reaction formation: the unconscious desire to wield or be subjected to power is inverted into a moral or bureaucratic obsession with suppressing it.

Childhood trauma may underpin this psyche—perhaps a household in which volatility or physicality (even minor gestures) led to punishment or danger. In response, the subject identifies with the aggressor (the original authority figure), seeking later in life to regulate others the way they were once regulated. Their sense of safety becomes bound to state authority, which acts as a paternal substitute. The desire for order and safety becomes eroticized in a sublimated way: law-making itself becomes a fetish, a means of asserting dominance over the symbolic chaos of the human body and will. The banning of physical acts and objects isn't about safety per se—it's about taming the feared instinctual drives within the self, externalized and punished in others. The law becomes a defense against the id, with the state acting as both a sadistic superego and an enabler of repressed desires for domination through control.

Hey g'day digger, why not just ban diggers
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gerrit

Australia never had a gun problem at all. A one off incident with a semi auto rifle was used as a reason to restrict them. A one off incident with a handgun was used to make those harder to get too.

Not my ancestors. I despise the sub 90 iq goy cattle untermensch here. Muh NRL n shieeeet.

punish the niggers

In a sane world yes, are we in a sane world?

not really, not anymore. You need to be more blatant about current things like Hong Kong Massacre, Internet Addiction Clinics, Organ Trafficking, Myanmar Ethnic Rebel Groups, Losing War To Vietnam etc etc. Shit that really boils the wumao.

You stole this pasta from a Frenchman. Look at yourself.

Basically that's the European model to. My country is following suit. Luckily my countrymen aren't retarded enough to give there guns back.they have tried many times with very few people giving their firearms away.

Idk bro, you sound based to me

That's not a machete, that's a kukri, different type of knife.

It's the same shit in the UK, it isn't the weapon its the people in gangs using them, bust the gangs, stop being soft on fucking kids. Build a new prison, do an adult crime do adult time.

Fucking simple. Crack heads or it's your head getting cracked, way of the world since day 1 to the last day.

you had an 8" knife and you dropped your shit, what a faggot, the cop should've stabbed you.

Did he touch you in your special place too? Might as well add that to your weird fantasy story.

Making laws for each and every individual style of bladed instrument is good fun for lawyers and politicians. Keeps them busy writing it all out.

ikr imagine being an infant, just shat out of the void of nothingness into this complex world of physical forces and interactions, completely unable to comprehend the complexities of the material world that surrounds you, and just as your brain is firing away at the neurons trying to get a basic understanding of even the basic concepts such as gravity and geometry, some (((scientist))) comes along and shoots a heavy dose of toxic metals and mercury right into your bloodstream hampering those delicate neurons as they are trying to connect, in effect killing them off.
Gotta be hard to recover from that.

I feel like anyone who would kill another person with a machete already doesn't care about the law, and browns can't be arrested for violent crimes there.

Why pass a law on small groups of immigrant laden gangs when you can pass laws on everyone. As always it's just more control over already law abiding people and won't save one single person.

it's actually i bit of both
the angle and thickness is way off
and it's a little smol

Exactly, here you see people walking with them all the time. Most just use it work in the fields. When you se people here in the cities with them they are just looking for work to cut tall grass. On the other hand I'm more afraid on. some one with a machete than a gun.

Australia doesn't NEED machetes, they just WANT them. TQ

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These actions can reflect an unconscious attempt to control and dominate others as a displacement of their own unresolved internal conflicts, particularly around power and sexuality. The disarming of the populace can symbolically castrate the public, rendering them submissive and mirroring the politician's own psychic impotence. This drive for dominance often carries homoerotic undertones: the obsession with controlling other bodies, imposing submission, and legislating intimate behavior suggests a sublimated desire for male-male intimacy masked as moral authority. In this framework, the state becomes an instrument not just of repression, but of eroticized control—a theater where repressed desire and authoritarian impulse fuse into law.

Should have done Kali or Arnis you would learned good effective blade work and learnt how to not die instantly in a dagger attack.