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They are bringing in Brits to shut the locals down.

real thread

I just saw that (the rerun from a Saturday's show)

First Shift updates

Car event, passenger injured

Driver was drifting, hit a pole head-on
Woman hanging out of driver's side back seat window, fell onto the ground
Recovering from minor injuries
All participants signed a waiver, it was on private property, and was approved by the owner of the property

Stabbing at house, report was everybody was intoxicated

Cameras continued to roll, they will show it on the show later tonight
"Interesting and intense scene"

New department - Moore, OK

Officer Christopher Muter, British accent, talked about tornadoes
Born and raised in London, England

good evening anons

fuck dan

Seems like Brits are becoming American cops recently? Is there an exchange program or something?

TYB and good evening anons

shrimp won

he went back and helped fix it

It’s because the UK is gone

if you aren't watching first shift, cops is on fox business, star trek tos on h&i

sounds like someone should be in a home

That's interesting. Apparently there's been a change in policy. i don't know if they're having trouble hiring police because of the general sentiment towards them or what, but apparently you can now be hired as a police officer with just a green card. Previously you needed to be a citizen. Now it makes more sense, especially cops from places like Bongistan.

I'm all for bringing in more talented white people, especially if we're saving them from shitholes under siege.

How does Dan fix it?

Thank you for the updates

More sexy lady cops!

stop jiving with criminals that have drugs and open containers in the car and arrest them

People want to see extreme chimpouts, but Dan doesn't want us to see them.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Good evening anons. What's everyone doing for dinner tonight? I made some hot italian sausages with onions, sweet peppers and jalapenos.

LOOK HOW SMART THE LITTLE NEGRESS IS AND HOW STUPID THE WHITE GIRL IS HAHAHA

Goddamn anon, that looks like a great meal going on there
Makes my mouth water just thinking about that sausage party

i had pizza and wings but sausage & peppers is one of my favorites. looks good.

This better be good.

bcovlive-a.akamaihd.net/rc21a8bc6455344c699a06e9220fe2748/us-west-2/5245389775001/playlist.m3u8

thx american bro who taught me

Hmmm.,,

A little early for pride month.

Thanks anons. It turned out pretty good. I'm back on my low-carb diet to lose a few pounds and stuff like this is good and easy to make.

that's a fine meal!

I have a few Li'l Smokies left. I'm going to simmer those in a can of baked beans with some onions. There's also some BBQ chicken I can heat up with some rice. Clearing out leftovers before Sunday cooking.

There's also tvpass reelz channel
tvpass.org/channel/reelzchannel

Please wait a while before making a post

This gay timer still does nothing to stop the endless shit threads

On 'Italian Days' here they grill exactly this in the street then throw it in a bun. Tasty

WE LIVE-PREVIOUS SEGMENT

Sometimes they surprise you out on the street.

handsome

6 seconds in

i dindu nuffin

maybe it'll be a good night

Richmond County, South Carolina

What's it like there? What do you do on a Friday night?

Starting out with a dindu nuffin. And what isn't his?

Fuckin Dindu Nuffin

DINDU NUFFIN

wild start so far

It's not mine

I din do nuffin'

classic opener

MY PANTS SIR
He stopped screeching because the cop is black and knows it won't work

This is best opening in many months. Marching that man out of the house with his pants down is the way things should be done.

Was that nigger happy to see the cop or...

Niggers really dont know about how people mock their dindu nuffins?

what isn't his?

The gun in his pants
Fucking hilarious

those aren't his pants sir

Sweet start.

what do you mean it's not yours? It's in your pance!

friday is pizza night

checking in

omg this cop just called me an asshole

Call my dad

First time for everything

Good evening fellow gentlemen of leisure

Dindu early twin

try to stay away from the nigggers as best as possible

Only one cop on duty today?

What's on that pizza?

theres an ep of cops where someone tries that too when the cops find drugs in the pants the guy is wearing, it didn't work

Finally. Officer Better Late Than Never shows the fuck up.

He still dindu nuffin.

dan hot out the gate

I din do nuffin at all

Except that you had a gun, the cop knows you by name, and knows that you are prohibited from possessing a gun?

Wait till the entire hood knows this bitch nigga crying for his dad

I posted the following two posts in the fake thread. Then Dan kicks off the episode with a good takedown and contradicts me.

>

Anonymous (ID: l0/xX2Qh) 05/30/25(Fri)20:10:54 No.505994049▶
Most boring show on TV. And I used to watch every episode.

(You)
Used to be funny to joke about Dan's agenda, the race-based law enforcement practices, the decline of the American populace, the total lack of live action. It's not funny anymore. It's every single time now. Dan is no longer delivering and I'm guessing the ratings reflect this.

Sounds good anon. It always feels good to finish off leftovers and avoid waste.

Sweet takedown. I missed that trying to tune in. Thanks for posting.

dindu nuffin

zion

gun in pants but it’s not his

typical nigger. fatigue will be at an all time high by the end of the summer

instant classic

How is that nigger still on the streets if they found seven stolen guns in his house?

off to a shockingly good start, for once

Last time we searched his house he had 19 guns

6-7 were stolen

That's a lot lower than I expected

Dan has returned

Fuck, was hoping for a good evening.

6 or 7 stolen guns from the house last time

Wouldn't him running in give them a reason to get a warrant to check if he managed to dump anything before the cop caught him

I need the space. Food prices are in freefall and my larder is full. The fridge can't handle any more leftovers!

4 slices total:
eggplant rollatini
basil pesto mariana
a square sicilian with pepperoni and peppers
and an alla vodka with chicken

split between me and my lady

Take down is pretty easy when the shorts are around the knees

Good evening everyone. I'm glad to be here to enjoy it with the fellas

Virtually every single stop of a Black motorist on this show yields an illegal weapon. As a non-racist person, what am I to conclude and how am I to respond when I encounter one?

smells like crustacean in here

That does impact the difficulty level for scoring purposes, but it was still cool.

You know why.
Catch and release, he goes to court and says oh lawdy imma change my ways judge and the cuckjudge says ok you're free to go.

Do niggers really love crab legs that much?

I think they would at least be able to search the entryway and anywhere he could've tossed something, yeah

blacks must have a gene that makes them incapable of cooperating or following basic directions

Why in the fuck isn't he in prison?

This cop sounds like Thor.

charger

dark windows

slow to pull over

they goin to jail

democrats

what is this OK cop accent?

Sounds fantastic.

It's all an act because some hood lawyer told them 'ay yo, if you resist and dey beat you up then you gets to walk'.
They and all criminals then always fiend some illness in order to get drugs before lockup from the hospital or to try and escape.

I hope the Dodge runs. If that were a '74 Charger he'd be in Texas by now.

yeah. they imagine it is what rich people eat so they have to be obsessed with it. same with BMW and Mercedes vehicles.

what is this accent?

what is this OK cop accent?

He was on First Shift, he grew up in London

Checked, he's from London.

I hope they deport his redcoat ass

bongistani

I bet he's good at chasing people that cross over onto the wrong side of the road.

Moore OK department about to get dropped for having sane rational people, even the indians in Chargers worst offense is 72mph in a 65.

white guy driving a charger

must be retarded. may as well put a sticker on the back saying IM A NIGGER PULL ME OVER

jew

Maybe Dad owned one back when they were beautiful and deadly fast.

officer ZESTY

bunch of juveniles

unda
stand

Oklahomo diluted south London

If this fuck talks his way into a ticket I'm gonna laugh.

one more question officer

Fucking idiot.

They would probably find a couple guns

I think they were studying for their NASA entrance exam

fyi there is no speed limit, officer

curtis and rizzo look bored

if dan is hyping it this much then it's a literal nothingburger

I somehow don't believe that scene was wild

Hopefully there'll be a good tornado one weekend in Moore

They banned prescription drugs but not pet drugs, Dan's shekel bag is saved

Those old muscle cars were surprising slow to accelerate compared to anything modern. Back then 7 or 8 second to reach 60 mph was considered fast. A modern minivan will do it in well under 7 seconds, and a modern muscle car way faster.

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

Where was he running to?

Even better would be On Patrol with ICE special edition but Dan would kvetch himself to death

he’s too busy pardoning nigger rappers

You boys behaving?

Hopefully there'll be a good tornado one weekend in Moore

We've got a 2% chance tomorrow!

California stop. This should be action-packed.

I live in Michigan and we got nailed a couple weeks ago. Tornado sirens went off for the first time in like 5 years. We were just missed by the tornado by about 500 ft.

loud music

mexico flag

no way.

spic flag on suv

running stop signs

loud ass circus sounding music

DEPORT

Beaners that fly their home country flag should be deported.

I live in Michigan and we got nailed a couple weeks ago.

Did the sky turn green?

He just wanted an excuse to check that Beaner to see how drunk he was

Ah, the scream of a taser deployment is music to my ears

Yall would be surprised how many steep driveways they have in Knoxville… I was at a former girlfriend’s friend house there and they’re so steep even with the e-brake on and put in park you can feel the transmission is slipping and you can feel the car move like half an inch due to the grade/how steep they are

the whites of knox county are a total disappointment

Ventilated.

Why would we be surprised about a mountainous area having steep driveways?

The struggle was real

AEUUUGHH

clik-clik-clik-clik-clik-clik

Good point.

YEAH BOI

lol sharps

skinheads against racial prejudice???

Antifa house
No wonder everyone is on meth

just a flesh wound

SHARP

Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice

Isn't that basically like "Feminists Against Women"?

used to see it around the punk rock scene, dunno about anymore

End times nigh.

i'd pay to see this.

fox news embeds with ICE - just caught a bunch of scumbags in Boston that local authorities wouldn't hold for them

What NGO came up with this payop?

Knoxville isn’t mountainous and I’ve lived in WNC before where there are real mountains and the driveways are nothing like an almost a 90 degree angle like they are in Knoxville

Officer Doggo on scene to establish PC to search.

that's a good old FBI psyop

I would pay to see ICE patrol

He didn't give me permission to search the car

So I'm going to get a K9 to do what it's trained to do, so I can search your car anyways

The 4th Amendment is dead

Holy shit lol SHARPS are still a thing?? Haven't heard anything about those faggots in like 30 years kek

it was 1am, so no

I wish they'd make a three hour compilation of nothing but tasings.

Just tuning in, has any sexy mommas made an appearance?

Make him do the command

Kek I love this guy

Tell'em he's a good boy and fuckin' everything

this smells like jews

It really is when I watch this show. Every stop is them weasling their way to searching the car

dog alerted

K9 literally always hits

police are niggers

Anyone have webm of that nigger with the backpack they tased and he burst into a great fireball and the cops all ran for their lives? I lost my copy when I switched computers.

You guys ever taken in love with a woman because of her ass? I think I have and this show already feels lame without Jill Falcons ass.

SHARPs have been around since the late 80s and are basically extinct here anyway because every skinhead would beat them up on sight. It's like if you fully posed as an outlaw biker then stepped to real outlaws and told them 'hey you better not be an outlaw I'm an anti-outlaw'

three hour compilation of nothing but tasings

Nah, you gotta go to Youtube for that
Speaking of, just before the show Police Activity posted a knife-wielding hostage taker get her brains blown out
Unfortunately it's blurred, but you can see a lot of red

youtu.be/weIz9-Nc4hI?t=88

Not always

just a thousand posts away
who's going to waste them?

AYO NIGGA YALL AINT E'EN FINNA FUXWIT A REAL NIGGA LIKE MAH MUHFUGGIN ASS N SHEEIT!!!

I hope that wigger faggot gets fucked in his stab wound by an AIDS cock and dies

nigger with the backpack they tased and he burst into a great fireball

This one?

so angry hee hee

fuck this dyke

Who cares. Numbers are made up anyway. Nice countdown though.

Hahahaha what was in that niggers backpack

That's the one. Many thanks!

No the k-9 nigger handlers can make a dog alert on anything. It’s just like your dog you could say or motion something that would seem innocuous to any other person and the dog knows the signal for his treat

beep beep beep beep

A gallon of gas
To his credit, he doesn't seem to be screaming in pain at all
youtube.com/watch?v=8x24Kzh-07Y

must be geoblocked
fucking aussie shitposters

I mean we’ve seen them not alert plenty of times on OPL. The guy had drugs in the car so I don’t know why anyone is surprised the dog alerted.

Freegan movement

House of Atlas razor is just a re-branded Schick Hydro 5. Good razor, but not for what they're charging.

I hope they arent looking for food.

Try the other domain
thetvapp.to/ click on Reelz

Would, after a shower

Holy shit I forgot about this kino! lmao!

That brisk walk-jog back to the car while the nigger's burning to death

kek

multiple people in dumpsters

I’d fuck the one while she’s in the dumpster

AYYY NO ENGLISH

no prollem

Multiple vehicles dumpster diving and their first excuse is "shopping" because they bought something earlier that day?

dumpster diving with your child

the dog shit really needs some good supreme tests

Thanks for posting this, peak comfy

They don't even look beat compared to some of the meth heads we've seen in the Carolinas

We have gypsies who dumpster dive here for clothing and sell it on the street

same
dont worry im up on the iptv link

flea market

heh

I’ve been watching this show since the beginning of livepd and have never not seen a dog alert… I’ve had dogs alert on my car and the cops found nothing after scratching the fuck out of my car paint and they said “well the reason we didn’t find anything was because maybe someone smoked weed before they opened your door”… k-9’s are complete bullshit

can't wait to hear this guy talk his shit

Kek, she's flipping us the finger

no you didn't

lel

that's their job to 100% alert

At least it’s a mutual North American devolution to third world status

the one in the white SUV sounded like one, not sure though

yes. it led to ruin. and fun with that ass. but ultimately ruin.

There have been a few cases of the dogs not alerting but it's close to something like 95% chance they alert

This guy thinks he’s important enough for a cop to plant weed crumbs on him

the fact that dogs can smell drugs is a myth. they’re just trained to alert on command
also they should charge this fag for the shake

I hope this old dyke cop gets her ass kicked someday

i'm not signing in to view. perp looks like an illegal tho

Don’t worry her wife does it for her

i gotta doodoo so bad

The only things dogs sniff is a route around the 4th amendment

i live at mcdonalds

did i hear that right?

he gotta doodoo so bad

identified as 39-year-old Joanna Lopez

Yeah, probably

I would be scared out of my mind to walk up to the driver window in Clayton county

I think it was saying i leaving mcdonalds

We've all been there. And stopping for another 10 minutes while the cop runs your license means he's gonna shit himself.

Like Shakespeare said, it's better to have loved her ass than have ass not.

I’m. It arguing against that I’m arguing for it, I’ve had cops tell me the reason the dog alerted was because someone smoked weed and put their fingers on my door handle.
I’ve never seen a dog not alert but it doesn’t surprise me 1 or 2 out of 98 didn’t.
It is just like your dog if you have one you do a simple click with your mouth or hand gesture and the dog knows to alert and they get their toy

McDonalds demands the majority of an employee’s waking hours are spent there.

I can think of two instances in the last year where the dogs didn’t alert.

You know damn well this pignig, if it was a white driver, he would still be at the window grilling them like

I don't give a damn if you have to use the restroom! That doesn't give you the right to put people's lives in danger! And now look at you! You have to wait even longer than if you had just gone the speed limit...

etc.

They can probably smell drugs but it's pretty hard to actually teach the dog to alert on the smell of drugs

a flock of ceiling birds!!!!!!

They don't seem cracked/meth'd out.
Also digging through industrial bins not residential garbage probably fishing out wires to strip/electronics to break down and sell the copper which is valuable
Also clothing/rags

just let it burn

Is this a black man… with a rat tail?

Ugh, island niggers.

This dude MAD at the 911 operator

there's no fire

I fear this gentleman did not enjoy his 911 experience.

Is this guy really angry about the fire department not teleporting in when he dialed 911?

The system sucks!

Then get the fuck out, shitskin

they probably don’t even hear the alarms going off, the smoke alerted them

That's from Ass You Like It

He's angry that the police showed up to a fire call.

he made the ticket extra long so that after he shits his pants waiting he can use it to wipe

Looks like a fucking Staples receipt.

Does 911 have a user survey? I can’t imagine asking someone who’s called 911 because they’re being murdered to take a brief survey.

cop still chuckling to himself

lol

You got a license for that doodoo?

oh gosh, that was a male in that car that needed to shit.

This fuckhead Carey loves printing out like 19 feet of tickets any chance he gets. How about fuck off and let someone off with a warning!

No, it’s from the Tempass

CVS citation

I had the same problem everytime I had to phone 911 they ask you 10k questions I'm like 'This bum looks dead, I ain't touching him, you can figure it out that's why we have emergency services'. They want you to like roll them, check for breathing, start doing mouth to mouth, inject with narcan, blah blah on and on.

CVS

An anon just posted this in another thread
Wasn't this girl on OPL a couple weeks ago?
A 35-year old groomed her

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14761403/alisa-petrov-missing-utah-matthew-menard-samuel-mitchell-arrested.html

my guess was dominican

Checked… it’s your tax dollars hard at work so they don’t have to fill out xerox tickets like they used to have to giving you instructions on how to pay your tickets without showing up to court

This is what stupid people do. Anyone paying even a little attention in life knows they send help as they're talking to you. They often show up before you're even off the phone.

You have 911 in leafland?

McDonalds demands the majority of an employee’s waking hours are spent there.

Isn't that fairly normal? If you sleep 8 hours, and work 8 hours and add a 30 minute lunch break, you've only got 7 1/2 hours awake and away from work with most jobs.

I called 911 once because I saw a woman wandering along a roadway and behaving erratically. I parked within eyeshot of her as I called. Within five minutes, a cop flies up in a car, gets out, wrestles her briefly and throws her into the backseat before speeding off.

Yea, it is. It’s just a depressing comment.

Wasn't this girl on OPL a couple weeks ago?

Yeah, I remember this picture, which is on a website the parents made for her
findalisa.com/

So they give you tickets in order to keep their jobs? That sounds like what the mafia did with extra steps.

Kek. Clever

Fat fuck EMS very disrespectful

narcan should be illegal

I work 12 hour days 4 days a week, labor job. Im blessed to have that gene where you only need 6 hours of sleep, but I go to bed at 8PM and get up at 2am so I'm usually getting 5-ish, it's cool tho.

my other 6 hours are just spent scrolling this shit, and reading on the weekends. Tbh once you embrace the wage cage lifestyle it's really not that bad

I guess Ellen Page isn't working tonight

Anytime unless they give you a verbal warning

Checked

MacButt

the Taming of the Chute

Gluteus Caesar

doing insurance fraud

while drunk

I think he might be fucked

based and witnessed

Sexts of truth.

Checked!!!

yes

six nines reliability of get

HOLY CHECKED LETS FUCKING LFG!!!!!!!!!!!

waves to cops

instantly gets pulled

I agree with your message and numbers

i gots da runnies

designated shitting episode

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

did you just call diarrhea the runnies?

Smart shart

I ain't tryin' to shit in my clothes

Same, buddy
Same

Based let ODs die

smart car

Nigga driving a smart car… lmao

First time I've seen a nigger in a smartcar.

what is with the effeminate niggers that need to shit tonight? Is this Dan's fetish answer to Glenn Greenwald?

Lol that article.
Groomed by like 5 men at the same time.
This is why underage hos shouldn't be allowed internet access

meanwhile another nigger pretending they have to take a shit to try and get out of a ticket

Hopefully the shitskin's pants don't become colored also

kek

It's the same guy.

8 speeding tickets

Surely he ain't lyin

I've had annoying interactions with 911 as well. I called once on Christmas morning because two customers were close to getting into a violent altercation(one was waiting for the other outside). The dumb ass 911 dispatcher kept asking the address and wouldn't take "the only Waffle House next to the only Walmart in the entire town" as an answer. I told her I'd fucking google it for her if she was incapable.

ay no wait it be like hol on you know like you gotta I mean maaaann I ain’t gonna lie

that attempted hand shake LMAO

eats only goyslop

constantly has the runnies

He 100% has a coal-burner gf

Nice.

shart car

kek

i think this is because often they're sending the 911 or 000 calls straight to call centers somewhere else entirely

he called the shit poop!

Groomed by like 5 men at the same time.

Yeah, at that point, it's not a guy grooming
It's just a slut trying to get fucked by as many guys as she can

Don't put it out with your boots Ted

called her

ello

awooga

Damn, shame about the tatoos.

absolute unit

Who can save her?

Would
Just call me Tiger Woulds

HNNNG

tits

nice legs

There was a bum here who was stiff and blue (dead) leaning against the side of an alley near the street. The dumbfuck 911 dispatcher insisted I give them the same of the alley which I had no idea none of our alleys have any names or street signs. "It's literally the only alley beside the only dollar store at 123 Main St" still wasn't good enough for them

They speak shit english too

Would

80/20 rule exists for a reason and her ass is winning

I hope baker has something in the oven!

BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS

kek

new breadnice

wide hips
plum tits
interesting combination

911 not knowing the location of Waffle House, the likely source of most calls

Odd

Built for breeding
Florida has the hottest women in the country.

nice legs

Come on, turn around and bend over.

But her tits are itty bitty titty Committee tier

hahahahahaha

when you don't want to be objectified by the patriarchy

could be very high tier with a little starvation

It probably wasn't even nearly as abrupt/unforeseeable as this retarded female driver is acting.

tall-flat is peak

wow memflag call other jew

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/505936667/#505936667

Based leg appreciator.

I think it's best just the give the information you have and hang up on them. Maybe they do the dispatch in the background and are trained to pump the caller for more info in case they can't figure out where the problem is? Whatever it is, they're frustrating to talk to.

I think it's a tranny

fourth time i been stopped

Shit, maybe fix the problem

MY DAWWTA????

Based, 9's always the better get

Niggers!

This