/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE

Check the trips

Thanks anon
I was in the process of shortening the text to post here when you posted it, so you saved me the trouble
Incidentally, I asked Grok to summarize it afterwards, and it did a pretty damn good job.
I might start using it for work emails

On Reddit, somebody also shared this screenshot from a Facebook post
People in Moore heard about the guy having trouble with his rent and insurance, and people were offering to donate to him
I hate the "#XyzStrong" horseshit, but this was kinda touching

hope we get some chimpouts tonight

moore has seen some shit

I watch LivePD on my Roku through Peacock. It's the only time my TV is on outside of playing War Thunder with a buddy a few hours a week. Sorry, I just felt like sharing.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Officer Goebbels

this better be good

Stupid Dan never cut back to her did he?

I was waiting for this

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I love when we open with DRIVING

of course not, dan is a massive faggot

HIGH SPEED CHASE

starting with a chase, off to a good start

I like how flashing lights look at dusk

no opening to a previous segment

rare

We'll just have to make do with this

did dan forget to pay the bills

98 in a 65

arrest, revoke license, take the car and crush it

I can save her.

take the car and crush it

Should we take the kids out first?

33 over the speed limit

kids in the car

shitbox chevy

a real winner

Here in Virginia, I'm pretty certain they'd haul you off to jail for driving 98mph anywhere in the commonwealth.

she's irrationally hot other than the tattoos, did any coomers find her from last night?

yeah i know i should hate tattoos but man i like her face

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

I could watch this forever.

she sounds black so no

I don't care about tattoos as much as you guys do so she's perfect

Best legs I've seen in a long time.

did any coomers find her from last night?

I don't think so
Maybe she's wholesome

another shitbox chevy

duct tape holding bumper on

no seatbelt

parked across four spaces

Traffic Violation Saturday on OPL.

I hate tattoos too, but I think I'd make an exception in her case.

no license either

no surprise

the sunlight hurts her eyes

They're gonna waste 30 minutes on this person "barricaded in" just so officer reddit gets more screen time

AAHHHHHH

AAAHHHHHH

AAAAHHHHHHHH

Those apartments look familiar. Have they been there before?

Oh, don’t be such a baby!

that crying

wtf lol

sup /opl/ bros how is everyone?

Literal autistic blacks?

wtf lol

Trump canceled their EBT

what is this nigger's problem?

Jesus Christ, that's painful to listen to
Not because I have empathy for this guy, but because it hurts my ears

Also, check out the hair on this cop!

I’ll never forgive Dan for cutting away from her

i'd call you an ambulance but you're the ambulance

officer reddit with the jokes tonight jfc

How was yesterday

actually pretty comfy

Yeah I’m switching back and forth between sportsball groid 6

a rare triple thread night

How was yesterday

Unironically pretty good
Several cute women, good action, started out with a guy running into his house with a rifle in his pants and got thrown to the ground hard

you're driving around without a license for 40 years but i don't wanna run you and inconvenience you

I couldn't believe I heard that. But then I remembered it's officer reddit

Officer Reddit will be out late tonight checking the tint on colleagues' high visibility vests

I missed the perp who attacked the FF - who was he?

He didu nuffin and he's going to jail for no reason.

they got the hooper on the halftime show

crying black guy. wasn't clear why he attacked the firefighter either

No license, but insured. That's responsible irresponsibility.

I think it's probably more a matter of "shitty Section 8 housing is all built to the same template"
But yeah, it does seem familiar that's for sure

Oh, good. Another one.

people drive fast as fuck in georgia

y'all watching Niggers Bouncing Around?

officer CVS at it again

I didn't know that was even an option.

fastest way out of georgia

we got a sheboon running on triple play

Not much else going on anon

In my town you go to jail for no license no exceptions
Basically 9 out of every 10 beaners end up in jail

I hate basketball. A bunch of sweaty mutant niggers running back and forth over and over again.

TWIN!

Autism it sounds like

anons, who's the persil chick?

pretty decent boxing on rn. At least you can watch niggers beat each other up

Yeah, I feel bad for old people here. You’re slow if you’re going the speed limit. I don’t think people realize how you lose any time to react when you’re going 90+

Karate kids legends

Kikes have truly ran out of ideas for movies, what are they going to use for the laxative coke for this childhood remake?

I used to drive from Florida to North Carolina every month. I would try to do 85-90 through Georgia on I95 to make up for the shittiness of I95 through South Carolina. Gotta be careful in Georgia though, some of the counties have tons of deputies out.

ty

i thought it was called African Air Hockey

not me

we got a sheboon running on triple play

Well... "running"

mental injury with my elbow

Based southern I-95 enjoyer, what about I-85 and I-10

yessss be uncooperative

will pipe in with a known speed trap in Emporia/Greensville County VA on I 95. Keep it under 5 over.

He missed the opportunity to say the bulge was his dick

carli is obsessed with his visible bulge.

What bulge?

kek

opl visible bulge edition

here's the video:
youtu.be/guGB7GQSH2g

Based gramps popped a viagra before seeing his prostitute at the motel

carli is obsessed with his visible bulge.

visible bulge, dats just me.

There’s tons of deputies on those remote stretches of I95 because most of the towns’ revenue is traffic tickets

DAAAAAAAAAAAAN

run mammy run

do 91 in a 65

get a warning

Wasn't Serenity suppose to be in studio this week or next week?

She's late

GRANmammy

Sup niggers? Wish I could watch atm

they said "at some point in the future"

Glue factory?

modern america

Colored People Time

Kek

Keep on rocking in the free world anon

Gorilla Glue, unironically

not bad

Yes.

Gorillur Grue

Stop giving Curtis tongue twisters

stick to her like gorilla glue

Genuine question, is this show good again? Live PD was perfect, until they bitched out over the george floyd shit. Then they came back with On Patrol Live, and it seemed like a watered-down version of Live PD, where they frequently switched to another location when it seemed like a nigger was about to chimp out and just switched around too much in general compared to Live PD. It's like they want to avoid controversy, instead of continuously show police interactions like Live PD did.

Kinda makes me want to get some knowing it’s made here. Is it any good?

The industrial manufacturing here in ohio in america is beautiful. maga

They don't make it out of horses anymore, I guess.

is that where all the haitians work?

I understood that reference

This lady is driving the shit out of this pos car

Hey trucker anon, hope the spics and jeets are leaving. fuck those faggots

I want to go back to gorilla glue girl era when things made sense

They don't make it out of horses anymore, I guess.

Of course not, it's clearly made from gorillas!

They also caught a nigger dying after getting tazed which nearly got them taken off air as well.
The show is heavily curated to avoid showing too much.

Looks better without the tattoos

it is still watered down and curated vs livepd, but sometimes Dan jews out with his crohns disease and we get a host that doesn't know the filter for goys.

Sheboon*

That looks like a beautiful bit of America, trucker-anon

That was fucking weak

Gorilla Glue

That's the name of my new shampoo

pretty good, also there is the viral story of the nigger bitch that used it to put on her wig and couldn't get it off, lol.

Somali goat hereder?

54 years old and still attempting to flee from police. How racist of everyone involved to arrest her

total waste of time

Looks better without the tattoos

Everyone does

I wonder if she gave the pursuing officers tarot readings?

There are lot of mind numbingly boring segments. Dan usually cuts away from fun stuff.

Niggers turning a small stop into something bigger. What a shock

water is wet

All that to avoid a ticket.

Any channels streamin it since that shrimpy died?

I said it yesterday but I'll say it again.
I've never seen a beautiful girl without tattoos and wished that she had tattoos.

150 posts in 30 minutes
second day with 3 threads?
am I dreaming?

see

Peacock has it

you treat me so bad

She's trying that girl sympathy shit. I hate when women do that shit because I always end up treating them even worse.

tvpass.org/channel/reelzchannel

Me too saar. They truly are a hazard and a nightmare

I've never seen a beautiful girl without tattoos and wished that she had tattoos.

Words of wisdom, I wish they would listen.

I really don’t understand this. I remember getting into an argument with a substitute teacher in high school who was being an apologist for high birth rates among the impoverished. When I asked about the use of prophylactics, he said that they cost money… as if children do not.

the house looks a lot better now that we painted over the graffiti

I’ve never seen a tattoo and heard it “story” that made it seem necessary to get it permanently written on skin

FFS. Another fucking traffic stop. Make with the domestic disputes already.

chan was down for a while and X absorbs a lot of this traffic now. I still prefer this format for live events.

Since when was Chris Cornell considered grunge?
Was Soundgarden grunge?

I hate it when they go to break up a fight and it's already over.

not free but reelz+ is $5/mo

I would disagree tasteful tattoos strategically placed are sexy as fuck on women under 40… Also tattoo removal has gone leaps and bounds from what it used to be, basically they use black ink to block the entire tattoo into a black block and then they remove it like mowing a yard and it’s done.

macros + karate kid is a weird crossover

At least you get nine women yelling in the cops ear at the same time. Still better than another speeding ticket.

soundgarden was always lumped in with stp and pearl jam as grunge in any kind of mass media

fuck 4imprint. bunch of chinese made trash which gets handed out and immediately thrown in the trash.

pull em out!

imma snatch you outta your car

now that's how you come back from break, dan

This might be good.

All I hear is "Jibbajabbajoobababa wha I did!?"

zest alert

what probably would have been a simple ticket has now escalated. why are niggers like this?

OMG ITS DEATH GRIPS

It won’t be. He didn’t do nuffin..

mc ride in crocs

Dindu nuffin, what you doin'?

Officer Monster on scene. Jesus - look at the size of that guy.

nissan

arguing

what I did?

car smells like weee

how you know my car smells like weed?

fatigue increases

two nigs in uniform ganging up on a nog
yeah ...

They're all criminals.

It sounds just like their songs too

They arrested Death Grips

i like how this guy says "talkin bout" before he makes a statement. between this and "twin" it's been a good weekend for street patois

its just an endless stream of fake questions and bullshitting

Is he actually correct that cops don't have to tell you why they pulled you over?

I tried making boobs bigger but it did this

I'm not even from here

I don't even live hear

Such a lame excuse to not follow traffic laws.
Because you're not from somewhere doesn't mean you get a pass or can play dumb about basic driving rules.

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTINE YEAH

sweet car, gay beard

they don't have to immediately tell you, this ain't california

it varies by jurisdiction but he can ask for your identification before telling you the reason for the stop in most places

Slow pimpin

It’s all semantics, if you’re a dickhead and start pretending to be a street side lawyer then they start treating you like dicks

Las Vegas snorefest incoming.

sad. I miss Live PD. Thanks, anons; fuck you, George Floyd.

I had cooler one in gta san andreas

Vegas is so boring. They should remove it from the show. It absolutely sucks.

Exactly. Las Vegas has been disappointing.

I miss Nye county

WHY IS SHE HARASSING THE ELDERLY BLACK MAN FOR HAVING A ERECTION ?

its weird shouldn't vegas be pretty great for a show like this?

Roll for your generic girl tattoo:
0. Single word written in script (Imagine, breathe, stronger, etc...)
1. Cartoon/Anime character
2. Wind chime
3. Feather
4. Date
5. Song Lyric/Poem/Bible Verse
6. Flower
7. Tribal/Geometric pattern
8. Flash/Sailor Jerry
9. Animal
Doubless. Ex baby daddy's name
Tripss. Your name (Unprovoked by you)

If they'd cover calls to the Strip and Downtown, it would be more interesting. But they won't do that.

NYE County was too hot for this bland show. Remember the son that shut off the dads internet and the dad ended up shot to death in a SWAT standoff off air? Kino.

Clayton county is all the footage because it’s the closest thing to wakanda I can think of

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

the city runs on tourism, they would never allow the reality to be shown

Rollin', but one of the options should have been no tattoos.

Checked and rolling.

a classic

pretty convenient if you gotta do a little work under the hood

Roll

This is your answer The strip and Casinos dont tolerate any nigger bullshit and the cops know they can lay thr hammer down hard. Thats why they dont film there.

They don't actually cover Las Vegas. Most calls seem to be to Spring Valley, Sunrise Manor, etc., basically the garbage neighborhoods.

Miss tooth fairy

Would not

Those are some pretty fat blunts

Yeah, but stroll one block east or west to Industrial Drive or Paradise and you'll find plenty of action. They don't want the gaming areas visible to viewers, obviously.

Any repairmen here capable of fixing her?

The city police where I use to live sucked ass you would have niggers and spics ride around with weed smell coming off their cars all the time.
They never get stopped

some anon wants this no teeth meth hag

The average nigger would

Would not

I'm not convinced she's human

Checked rolling

wtf is this stop even about

just waiting for the encounter to end.

IP ban the nigger that would

filler

She reminds me of The Kipper Kids

she flagged them down. for what I could not decipher

checked and someone would

I find it wild that all obese people have the same face, all crack heads have the same face, and shit like that.
They all revert into looking the exact same.

It’s starting to mess with the face too much. If I was at home where my stable diffusion rig is I could inpaint just the boobas and leave everything else

Abrams didn't even give us an update.

Babe, what's the deal with this 'Chuck' tattoo?

Oh, he goes by Sneed now

first time with physiognomy? It goes way deeper bro

What the hell is that phenotype? My ex had a much milder case of it.

no teeth

they're different departments aren't they?

Imagine the gum job.

Was she just beginning her descent into crystal meth hell?

Same reason they will never show a university campus PD on OPL because everyone wants to hide the crime that goes on

coming back to this shit

i hate you so much dan

Police departments are hiring high school kids now?

Meth

Meth is cool eh

That forehead, hairline, and chin are caused by msising teeth?
Not that I know. How does meth change skull shape?

Can you make her balls larger?

mom?

Based

Bigger. Please.

lucky charms and gatorade

insane suction

Complainers aren't even thinking about that.

one guy is completely normal looking

other guy is a complete freak

what a weird duo

Lmao CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

They're hiring anybody now a days
Pay for the training then puts these chucklefucks on the streets

i'm hopped up on lucky charms and a whole thing of gatorade

drug addicted, mentally ill white = Dan cracks jokes

lol, these fucking guys.

They both look like they're on the way to the Meeting of the Juggalos

Just be safe out there and go home to your family

If she ain't making you a sandwich and she ain't scrubbing your socks, move on

Wisdom comes from the strangest places

dollar store Patrick Mahomes and shaggy 2.0 righ here

Fetal alcohol syndrome. FAS look at the upper lip. Big yikes bro even beer can do it.

LVMPD cover everything in the metropolitan area except Las Vegas proper.

look like that

still act reasonable and pleasant to deal with

It doesn’t really change it but many people on stimulants forgo eating so they loose weight. Meth also interferes with your ability to make saliva (I think) so you get rapid tooth decay and loss which totally changes the look of a person’s head.

that car must ride like ass with those skinny tires

this is unreasonable

The fuck are those rims

You changed lanes in the middle of the intersection

This cop just wanted to look at the rims on this car
Also, we got a barbecue in the background!

it's in my momma's name

What happens if the hit a bad pothole or some crap on the road?

You anons are just hating on this gentleman because he stacks paper to the ceiling and rides on 30" chrome.

$10,000 wheels

insurance in mommas name

the pants?

Holy shit First Class! Fuck yeah!

Has anyone tried using AI to identify her?

I funniest thing I heard about these events was that they don’t have parking spaces so everyone just parks there car in this big throng so people can easily get trapped for hours or days.

"First Class" in background

kino

nigger

Adam Savage has fallen on some hard times

Average OPL viewer

nigger detected

curtis called out

the wheels are big enough to roll over most potholes probably lol

*their car

Please don't use that word.

FAS look at the upper lip

That's not just white people lips? My current gf also has FAS? Fuck
She was super skinny, but had all her teeth. Interesting

Scruffy Joe The Local

These fucks are so annoying.

double nigger

N
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G
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NIGGER!

you know it's good when the toothless guy vouches for it

triple nigger

Snow monkey.

colon cleanse herbal? wtf kind of weed is that?

I said you don’t unda stand nigga, you gawnnnnn

Nigger to the niggerth power.

They call it "the shit"

for the gays?

new bread niggers

What are insurance rates like in tornado alley

You are getting all our rejects like a bigger that's fucked up. Good thing this place is semi anonymous. Hit me up if you need someone to stand geurd while you sleep. It's a really good feeling. I'm mobile.

It's a crapshoot really because they know they have to lower their prices to cater to nigger income. I made all my money off hurricane Katrina. Nice house in North San Diego and a cabin in the woods. I'm just surprised none of you fags have had a big boy tantrum and go pro running. Only reason I come here is for happinings

it was for COPS but 1) Dan won't deliver and 2) post Floyd, jurisdictions don't want to show the truth

They have parking but its preordered when you buy tickets & its like $175 for the full event.

Alot of high level people get arrested at the casinos in vegas. That would be some cool body cam footage. Like that nigger shi made the unemployment fraud rap nuke bizzle doin 6 years in the feds

Nigger

Can someone please explain to me how to watch this stream?

like, if you want people to watch it together then post the link or altered version of the link so we know how to join in. I know there used to be a stream with a live chat that was really fun but i am not sure if this is a thing anymore.

do better but also plz & thank you frens

Thanks faggot.