Another britbong killed by its apex predator (Spanish swimming pools). Rest in piss (or blood or water or whatever) guiri
[Sad news]
love to see it
Hitting water from that height is like hitting concrete
that looks like he made it?
Eastern block eurotrash is just as bad
it's not as high as it looks the lens distorts. appears to be about four stories, which is nothing special. the issue is the distance from the balcony to the pool but that is also distorted by the lens, judging by how he "moves" in the camera.
hehe stupid bitch
Hitting the bottom of a shallow pool from that height is like hitting concrete.
Hitting concrete is like hitting concrete.
Why aren't buildings made of water then?
Crazy stuff must happen here
Nigger did you not see the foaming bloodbath at the end?
Jumping at least 50ft into 8.5 feet of water
Maybe he thought the depth was meters lol
the entity commanded him to do it
lol just zoomed in and it appears to say that the spot he jumps in is 3ft deep. It's spain tho so maybe that's meters. Hopefully for him.
where did you find that webm? that's the least drunk white I've ever seen, and I've had to live in landfills (white areas).
it's waist high lol, you can see the stairs
I think hes prob fine
no I didn't. I see some red but he has red trunks so that could be reflection. if some idiot bong actually hurt himself doing this please send me a link to news about it so i can chuckle sensibly. I hate people who do shit like this.
Hitting height from that concrete is like hitting water
How retarded does someone have to be
He could’ve used that bravery for something else
Rip, I guess
If it happened in spain it was merely darwinistic evolution in progress.
It's almost tradition for someone to die stupidly somewhere in spain.
That kind of pool is usually shallow at one end and gets deeper at the other. The blue line across the bottom marks where it gets deeper. It looks like the area he jumps into is labeled 8 1/2 feet.
Now this is a gigabrained take
1. The retard jumped like 60-70+ feet from a balcony
2. He hit that water like concrete, your breaking your legs and arms and neck doing that stupid shit.
3. Don't drink and swim or do water activities at the same time.
no proof
Lazy Spanish piece of shit
Nah that isn't even that high, you literally have jumping platforms to do diving from at that height and even higher
The pool is shallow to be a problem but also his angle makes me believe he might have hit back of his head to the side of the pool or possibly his arm to the ladder
Lens always distorts shit so its hard to tell exactly
considering that the pool label is in feet doesn't it seem unlikely for this to be Spain? looks like Florida to me
The problem is that it's not deep enough, so you're literally hitting concrete.
Yeah like die in a war for the kikes
High thing waiter from that hype is like high thing Kong Crete.
I meant starting a business or joining a boxing gym but to each their own
nah, you're right but the issue is he doesn't have enough water to slow him down from that height in what amounts to being a kiddie pool.
physics is physics
3ft is very shallow since that looks like the deep end of the pool. But 3 meters is pretty deep for a hotel pool. Usually they max out at 1.5 meters for liability reasons. Maybe they build them deeper in Spain.
Kek I can't believe how many of my fellow compatriots get rekt by balconies.
60-70 feet is not fatal you puss. I used to jump into the sea as a 12 year old from those heights
No idea desu but since there's a large british presence for resort-like places in spain i can see some things being in imperial.
daily reminder the water depth needs to be at least 14 feet deep for any dive over 10 meters high
Thermo the cunt!
The only thing that could break a fall like that would be someone with an inflatable pool donut or bed maybe doubling them up, but thats about it. And thats only 3 feet/90cm of water as well.
Yes but from that height it's not a big issue. He probably just hit the bottom of the pool which was like 3 feet deep.
If you know how to land properly you can dive into 6 inches of water from 100ft in the air. He doesn't, of course, but don't assume. Again he jumps into the deep end so it's not 3 feet.
Kek
Balconing is back on the menu this summer
kek
Daily reminder that they don't want you to know you can heat your house for free with a cow
That's even worse, it's like he's hitting concrete twice.
Sure thing, muhammed
The Red Bull high dive is 20m and 27m. He'll be fine.
Everything about that pool looks American. I can't imagine they use the exact same markings in the EU. The label clearly says 8 1/2 feet.
It’s not the pools that are the problem. It’s the balconies. We’re more than capable of dying from a balcony whether there’s a pool involved or not.
Looks than people these days cannot understand how easy is damaging own body so badly than death is only result.
Ruining the holidays for everybody around once again, good job brit fucks.
rip in peace. what a waste, he was meant to die for israel
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahahahahaha
That’s nothing. A chud dove 174 feet or over 50meters into a baby pool at SeaWorld back in the 1980s
I know you are, but what am I?
Kill yourself.
You may be right. I found what looks like the pool. It's listed as Clearwater Beach Hotel, Florida.
the big concrete won't allow it. water is just too abundant and cheap.
what do you expect from white people? legit surprised he was able to work the camera. probably thought he could fly and santa would save him after killing all the manlets and making world peace with feminism. too bad, so sad.
No you fucking idiot. You just had three people explain to you it isnt.
water turning red at the end
Ouch, man... that looks like a Game Over screen. Poetic.
go back jose
Jumping from a height of 60 feet (about 18 meters) into a pool that is 8.5 feet (about 2.6 meters) deep carries serious risks, but whether it would result in death depends on several key factors:
Key Factors:
Landing Technique:
Feet-first, vertically straight: This is the safest way to enter water from a height. Divers do this to minimize surface impact.
Bellyflop or awkward angle: High chance of injury or death due to massive impact forces.
Water Depth (8.5 feet):
For safe diving from extreme heights, professionals typically need deeper pools. While 8.5 feet might be sufficient for standard diving, it's shallow for a 60-foot fall, especially if the person goes in vertically and doesn't slow down much.
Hitting the bottom is a real risk.
Water Surface Tension:
At 60 feet, you’re falling at about 38 mph (61 km/h) when you hit the water.
At that speed, water behaves almost like a solid. The impact can cause broken bones, internal injuries, or unconsciousness, which can lead to drowning.
Maybe he was vaxxed
The number one cause of death of a white male between 0-40 is by accident.
Usually following the words
Watch this
Can you guess what the number one cause is for black males in the same range?
test
Is jumping into wet concrete like hitting concrete?
yes because black people are just so fucking brilliant
Actually it’s suicide. Then prostate cancer takes over around 50.
holy shit you're right
i didn't think to write an essay about professionals setting records with perfect conditions that might break my generalization
i also didn't think about retards going "well actually im 5'6" when i say women are on average 5'4".
Not for 0-40
How many babies commit suicide dumbass?
I committed suicide as a baby. What now, chud
RETARD JUMPED 100 FEET LMFAO
the second half was funny idk why it started off so gay
probably hit his head on the coping
?
Are you retarded? That’s not how that statistic works.
wait... this ... was intentional suicide, correct? Like.... I have been making fun of indians with "How do you not know that a train can kill you?" all day today, but "how do you not know that when you jump from a higher height, you go deeper and 2m of water, depending on your weight may not even be enough to hold you if you just jump from half a floor, but you will live... 2 floors and i do not know about it, but 3 floors + ??? nigga, you will be a pancake, made out of pancakes. "
I am sorry to indians i made fun of today. I am not sorry to the troon, they should kill themselves.
It didnt take, try again.
Here it is, he made it on this one
It’s 5 stories so at least 45 feet high at ground lvl.
For reference an Olympic high dive is only 33 feet high, and has a 16 feet deep pool.
He jumped from 12 g
..Youre right... It doesn't. You MIGHT be right for the 30-40 range, but that's not what I said. Now is it?
pshhh amateur
nigga, he is no more a cuck, but a cock now: he is now literally as flat as a cock. 4 stories are more than enough to cure him of his britishness and make him a worm food.
Would you rather have a slab of concrete or an equivalent mass of water fall on top of you?
Eh, there's retards everywhere. One of the exchange students from France here tried buying some cocaine that was laced with fentanyl and ended up overdosing in front of everyone. Barely even made it out of the bathroom and had to be saved by narcam.
The look of the Japanese and Korean exchange students is definitely imprinted in my mind, they were absolutely losing their shit. I probably would too if I came where there's basically no frame of reference for that sort of thing.
The Americans here that don't do drugs made fun of him for being a drug addict and the Americans here that do made fun of him for not testing his shit.
lol
niggas used to do this shit ON A HORSE. surface tension, look it up.
fuck off ranjeet
good job that is definitely it.
Plenty O'Toole survived from much higher.
Man I wish engines actually had these details, real cool stuff
The leading cause of death in men under 50 is suicide. None of your retarded ramblings change that. How many babies say
watch this
The extreme sports addict wasn't staying at the hotel so had to be quick
this is actually based
Is this normal? Csn you do this with a fat person?
Probably would've had a similar reaction tbf, at least if- you know, there was an entire fucking group of people gaslighting me
I think my boy was higher but back then men didn't care about faggy records
jews, concrete is way more expensive than water
THATS NOT WHAT I SAID YOU RETARDED SHITSKIN. LEARN TO FUCKING READ!
0-40. IS NOT THE SAME THING.
He hit the water like concrete then hit his head on the stairs made of metal, which is like concrete
Looks like someone just added red at the end to troll people.
concrete is way more expensive than water
rare Romanian w
Survived
Gay
Ching chong ping pong
he could have used that bravery to compete with other white men for pussy and jobs instead of doing something that helps us
cocaine that was laced with fentanyl
why must they do this
Usually they max out at 1.5 meters for liability reasons.
Are you saying even manlets, children, and women can touch the bottom in the deep end of a cuckstralian pool?
bro lmfao, wtf, I almost feel bad for him
all these newfag replies
good job
Hitting the bottom of the pool at that Hight was like hitting compressed carbon
16 gallons of fresh water evaporated to cool GPUs enough to generate this post
Depends from what height.
kek I just discovered you funny spics discovered a trend a lot like indians getting hit by trains called "balconing"
lost. so did the diver
retarded because drunk vs just retarded
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
The heat of the water cooks the concrete
what about if the concrete hasn't yet set and is in a water like state
checked
Hey Greg.
checked, based, and concrete-tarded
Sorry, I mean Gerry.
hitting the concrete from that height is like hitting water from that height
Probably taking a siesta
hitting height from that height is like hitting height from an equal height
Greta got thickkkk
Yeah I did this once but only from like a third of the height.
It was a deep end pool the depth like this .mp4
I was shocked at how little the water cushions the fall.
Loosely packed snow is the same way.
I am surprised I did not get hurt jumping in either.
Thankfully I was a lucky child.
lmao fucking counterstrike logic
and to think that those people one ruled the world
Chingy Chingy Bing Bong Boooooooooooong
how much concrete is 80v?
Buildings aren't always at that height. At the bottom it would be like jello, or worse
Average Alabaman resident
In a hotel yes. But it's because of all the retarded foreigners who come here on holiday and don't know how to swim. Hotels build their pools shallow to avoid lawsuits.
Local swimming pools are usually 2+ meter depth and these are the pools that Australian kids are taken to learn to swim as part of the mandatory school curriculum starting from age 5. No one born in Australia does not know how to swim unless they are a cripple or something.
to heaven
It’s exactly because of the Faustian spirit displayed in the OP that allowed us to reach such heights. You have to account for a few balcony deaths along the road to victory.
see my damn vid
That's not a Spaniard, you dumbass mutt.
whats his name?
Alright now show me that .webm of the chink doing pullups on the side of the skyrise and then falls to his death because he overloads his muscles.
Many such cases.
what no silly the part where he jumps off a train on a bridge into the water and then later when he jumps off a fucking crane
George Hebert a French naval officer
Very cool but doesn't explain why buildings aren't made out of water
If he would of thrown a mattress in the pool it would of taken a crane to get it out!
nevermind that is John Ciampa
Because water make your belongings go carry
oh whoops
We did it Reddit! Have an award OP! You deserve it!
Well hopefully at least he got to enjoy some fine cuisine at NHS before expiring.
A black friend of mine had a similar reaction a few months ago when we were smoking weed. I taught myself both how to echo my voice and throw it. I wanted to laugh so I thought it would be funny to mess with him, so imagine something like-minded
"J-J-J-John"
"J-J-J-JOHN!"
"Can you hear m-m-m-me?"
"I'm speaking to you via telepathy-y-y"
"Listen man, there isn't much time to explain-n-n-n!"
Bro was absolutely losing his shit. Took me like ten minutes of me explaining and showing him that I was just messing with him before he eventually calmed. Probably wasn't the best idea to after he smoked an entire J too. But my god, I genuinely laughing until on the verge of choking.
I know for a fact that God is sending me to hell, begging for a single drop of water for about 10 minutes for that whole situation alone, lel
oh neat it's part of this documentary
youtube.com
how does the nerve gas stay under water?
pathetic
From that height? I'd take the unset concrete any day. If the water is as hard as concrete, the soft concrete will be softer than water. Simple reasoning.
Hitting the bong on my couch is almost like getting a job.
Is this that high IQ white people are always bragging about
Newfags all need to kys now. Or bots
Spanish swimming pools
In dress shoes, impressive
We have to freeze it first
How come walruses can do it ? CHECKMATE CHUDS
It's not even the water it's that he'll smack the bottom so hard it's guaranteed broken bones. He's only like 3 stories up, the water wouldn't do much damage, but it won't do much to cushion him either. Dumbass basically jumped onto concrete from 3 stories. I've done jumps into water from 3-4 stories and only suffered a dislocated rib and ear drum popping. You have to land straight with toes pointed but obviously he'd be more fucked if he did that because the water isn't deep enough. If people ever try to talk you into jumping into water from height dont do it, even with proper landing form you blow out eardrums and rib cartilage can separate.
Walruses have higher drag so they slow down more before reaching the water.
holy shit the balls on that guy
Betting this is in reference to a WWII Army Aircoe ace Major Bong, Major Ira Bong . he's actually in my dad's yearbook from his training class from Merced Army Airfield in 1944.
oh wait I think those are capybaras nvm
walruses
Josh Block getting into a car driving under the influence in Florida
man has destroyed their habitat, shameful
our species is a virus
too late beat you to it doesn't count
BOOMER
thanks grandpa
Love watching yuromutts get rekt desu.
yes, because of drownings by jeets. Last year 2 jeets died in a hotel pool trying to save a kid. The kid was fine. world-today-news.com
Bruh what did I just see?!
Damn I really want an after video taken by somebody else down by the pool. I want to see his mangled broken legs.
provide convenient pee-hole for them to continue swimming upstream as they've done for millennia
our species is a virus
calm down
Get this.
The kikes use the FREE WATER IN the CONCRETE MIX that they make you pay for.
They literally don't even pay for the water, check my claim.
This is topest of tier brilliance
Eastern block eurotrash
Thats a turk.
how is their habitat destroyed ? They are submerged in water and now they even have a pipe to play with that can take them to mysterious new lands
how are you able to spot that ?
its four stories
It's reversed.
....
Looks like 5 floors
they didn't invent concrete so the concept has no effect.
Why don't they make planes out of the black boxes
This is what we call stupid weeding itself out. Get the guy a Darwin award, this one was downright retarded.
Cant you just look at your own shadow?
Ese pool Español es muy murderes Bongchacho
If the people in the pool had just kicked their legs a bit to break the surface tension he would have made it.
how can walr- ACK
Lucky he didn't hit the concrete. At that height it'd be like hitting water
I wished I was this retarded…..
did the jump actually get him laid, thats all i care about
ah shit you're right here's the real version
it says 8.5 feet, which is 2.6 meters
It looks too shallow. Even if he lived he would've been in a wheelchair for a while, if not forever from compacting his spine on impact.
first time finding out there is an indians+trains parallel with bongs+spanish pools.
what a fascinating world we live in
and who knows how many fathoms
lol
Cows fart a lot, they're a bigger contributor to the greenhouse effect than all the coal we burn
Same reason they don't build them out of passports. It would make false flags impossible
it's ok when you're young, I jumped off a 75 foot cliff at age 20 and only slapped my feet bad enough to make me wish I wore shoes. Cupped my nuts with one hand and covered my mouth and nose with the other.
The Salmons are fine, these are just the ones who accidentally left the tourist areas.
The second I read this post my life changed for the better
You mean like every pool ever?
'I'm around 5ft 10in so it's a pretty close call. There's no feeling like it though.'
oh, that's why
walruse
Impressive. Very nice.
Why aren't buildings made of water then?
They're not high enough to become concrete.
You're not thinking on a third-world level. In chink-land, for example, the 3-meter mark is wherever chang's last cigarette butt landed.
They are.
Lmao
yes, and that's all that matters. he didn't die for nothing.
No it is not but that pool is not deep enough.
oh shit is that real?
lanklet
This being Spain I can assure you the dept is not labelled in feet
Well you can be a bitchy faggot about it but the other anon is right and you are wrong. So I guess physics ain't physics you whiny little turd.
...why is your cock flat anon?
The issue is the pool is like 6 feet deep ffs
Because they're on the ground already. They don't reach the velocity required for water-concrete transubstantiation.
Hitting the bottom of the pool may be more of an issue given that it only looks about 6ft deep
hit the bottom and split something open looks like.
fuck me
the pool was like 6 feet deep at most
when i jump into a pool from a running jump at normal pool height i hit the bottom of 12 feet deep pools
this guy hit the bottom and turned to dust
comfy
like a glove
Because jeets would fill them with shit, toxic pollution, and dead bodies.
But why?
kek
kek
I miss old Anon Babble
HE SURVIVED. YALL WOULD BELIEVE ANYTHING
rip
too soon nigger
I could have saved her
Explain how you're diving into 6 inches of water please
Bongs have been taking after pakis because them cunts drown weekly
technically the earth is 70% water and you use 10% of your brain
Planet is mostly water
Name it 'Earth'
Only 10% of our brains, indeed.
They should have made the bottom of the pool out of water.
no damnit because then it would be like hitting concrete haven't you been paying attention ?
idk this is Anon Babble and its offtopic so ive never seen this, you cant have seen every single webm ever
and im the oldest of fags
you can try
theres turkish sentence in the vid
I can't believe someone lied to me on the internet
that fucking video needs to have multiple Liam Neeson + Michael Bay jumpcuts and explosions for me to see the CGI bloodbath
I didn't see it with my own eyes, so it must have been tabloid news generated by AI.
She was so young...
Spanish balconies are to brits what trains are to jeets.
Retard it's shallow, he broke into pieces hitting the pool's ground hence the red at the end.
kek ive actually eaten all of those except water and condoms
minttu just means mint though, so salmiakki-minttu kossu is just pic rel. its amazing
we just love the taste of it
coffee is another you can find all of those listed but coffee too
in fact mint cocoa coffee vodka is a popular hot drink its awesome for the winter days, in ski resorts its the #1 most popular drink
and of course salmiakki coffee is a thing too
ewww u ppl and your crazy licorice fantasies
I can't. Some cunt can though. Faggot.
Where did you get 60 feet? It's clearly 4 floors.
the floors are made of concrete though so 4(12)+12 = 60
we have the guiri olimpiades every summer, the nationality with more deaths from balconing wins, usually bongland or hitland
10/10 kek
thats guiris not spaniards,usually drunk bongs
That's 6 ft
That's clearly a different pool. To name one obvious difference, the pool in the DM article has a red brick border.
I used to watch a YouTube channel of a guy who would climb elaborate places and do these jumps into pools.
He was very good at it. The videos were insane.
Eventually, he did miss.
But anyway, from having seen many of his videos, the thing about this one is super obvious - the pool seems pretty far away from the jump spot, and it’s the shallow end to boot. That alone is a bad sign, even if the jumped wasn’t drunk or an amateur.
*jumper
GOOD
Fuck off you faggot army recruiting fag
Balconing is very dangerous I must say
wow
Damn i love being eurotrash dude
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY
The full video is on reddit. Guy clearly lives.
reddit.com
Looks fake
I agree after watching it several times. The thing that stands out most to me is how no one reacts at all. If you pay attention it seems after he jumps that everyone down in the pool suddenly becomes perfectly still. Look at the man in the bottom left kicking his legs for instance.
I was here
I yield.
You showed that faggot who's boss
Cool, how many Europeans did he murder for the nigger kike hellworld of today? Thank you for your service sir!!!
Bring our boys home...
Explain this, Hymie.
Shut up leaf, looks fine, i could do that no problem.
Put me in the screen so for those faggots on plebbit.
Yo, but think of them click doe
lol not at all
no, they fucking don't. do what the guy did in the pool webm
Hitting concrete is like hitting water under certain circumstances
Brits and Spanish balconies are what escalators are to chinks
Now I know what Bruce Lee meant with "be like water"
No it's not, people dive from 30+ metres all the time.
The real problem is that from such heights you need the pool to be at least 6 metres deep I think, so hitting the bottom of the pool is what feels like concrete.
They underestimate how deep you dive into the water. Even jumping from 3 meters you go down like probably 1,5-2 meters.
This retard seems to be jumping from 20meters or so.
HELLO
SHITSKIN
ANON
gravitas
when i was on a lads holiday in spain my mate filled a bin bag full of water and dropped it 10 floors down on some woman pushing her spanish baby.
it was hilarious yet absolutley brutal
Thank you chat GPT