It’s Over. The Market Is Cooked. Hope You Enjoyed the Ride

This isn’t a dip. It’s not a correction. It’s the slow, brutal unraveling of a debt-soaked fantasy we’ve been pretending was sustainable since 2008. The Fed is cornered—rates are high, inflation refuses to die, and there's no bailout coming this time. The only soft landing is for the billionaires with parachutes made of your 401(k).

Tech is imploding under the weight of hype and weak fundamentals. AI was a sugar high. Now we’re crashing. Banks are getting shaky. Commercial real estate is a time bomb. And consumers? They're maxed out, broke, and paying 29% on credit cards to buy gas and eggs.

And just when we needed stability, we get chaos: Trump’s back in the mix with unhinged tariffs, trade wars 2.0, and economic policies that look like they were scribbled on a napkin in a Denny’s at 3 a.m. Markets hate uncertainty—guess what? That’s all we’ve got now.

This isn’t a crash. It’s controlled demolition with nobody at the controls.

Sell, don’t look back, and maybe plant a garden. We had a good run.

Goodbye, and may whatever comes next be merciful.

just know, this ends in planet wide nuclear war. and very soon

Based, line worshippers on suicide watch

enjoy the show

BASED
TOTAL EVERYONE DEATH

the way it's gonna go is, people are going to demand trump step down. he'll say fuck you. a civil war/race war erupts. gov gets overthrown. nukes start flying everywhere. all countries are being invaded and nuked. full on apocalypse

Shut up retarded nigger

To make matters worse the vaxx die off is going to kill billions very soon. The worst is yet to come.

Yep, most likely
But America and Trump is doing it on our terms
Which is actually good for the west
Because America will draw it where it works for all of us
Meanwhile China gets fucked
While it will be painful
We're saving the west from imploding and getting taken over by China
All is costs is telling our elites to get fucked and some pain until we rebound

is anyone here actaully over the age 16?
did you all just forget about the 2008 recession?

k, keep me posted

They have
As a person who saw the signs year before dot com, housing bubble, and now this all I can say is...
At least this time we don't have a traitor trying to fuck us on behalf of the elites and china in charge
He's doing it on his own terms
And he absolutefuckinglutely knows what he's doing
He's saving the west whether they know it or not

the one you kikes fixed with bandaids? it's collapsing now fucking retard

Wow... anyway...

The market has been snorting cocaine for 5 fucking years and did not price in the tariffs, when they had plenty of time to do so.

Sweet. Soon the anarchy will begin and I can become a cannibal warlord and kidnap a rape-harem of bitches. Finally my real life can begin. This long farce has been boring. The long boring cutscene before the ultraviolent games begin.

Taking money from the ultra wealthy. Increasing the size of government with massive tax hikes. Decreasing consumerism to save the planet. As a Harris voter I love all of this.

trust me, Zion Don will save us. have I ever been wrong before?

GET SOME

No it doesnt. It ends with jobless incels who sponge off their parents standing on an assembly line for the next 40 years right?

Based heem'er. Heem the boomers and market Jews.

it's collapsing now fucking retard

tell me you were born after 2005 without telling me you were born after 2005.

He's doing it on his own terms

And he absolutefuckinglutely knows what he's doing

i'd be interested to hear your perspective. without sounding too much like a normie. i've just seen things over the years (As i believe you have) where i expected one thing to happen collsape/boom only for it to kinda...peter out.

what do you think this?

By handing the world to China?
They have the factories they wont charge other countries tarrifs. Their currency will get stronger for this. If oil is traded in yen game over America.

US companies can't take advantage of foreign sweatshop slave labor anymore

economy crashes

kek, we have been living in a glass house.

Don't call it a grave, it's the future you chose.

why in the F U C K did trump and his cabinet of retards ever EVER fucking think that China could be humbled through tariffs?
there is no complex game here, these cunts are just straight up fucked in the head.
the US just put itself in a position where the only winning move is to let China 'win' by getting rid of the tariffs, because God only knows China wouldn't in a million years bow down to Agent Orange. they would rather sip the gutter oil then admit defeat to the US. and honestly the US walking back the tariffs would be the biggest political and ideological defeat in US history, so it quite literally cannot happen.
so the tariffs aren't going anywhere - and will likely keep increasing. the markets are fucked. and here i am so excited because IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!

based, will the h1b indians leave?

he actually thinks that it's going to end well

The US has lost its capacity and its will to enforce nuclear non-proliferation. Even the most cucked of the Eurocucks know in the back of their mind that Ukraine wouldn't have been invaded if they had nuclear weapons. Every nation will pursue their own nuclear programs or seek a nuclear umbrella outside the US and NATO. Now the tariffs are crashing not just the American economy but the global economy, further driving up pressure and diminishing international cooperation. The powder keg is primed and ready to blow, there's no red telephone to pull us off the brink.

You sound scared. Pussy. You don’t deserve to be an American.

What you're saying is we need more immigrants and higher taxes. Right?

this is actually what I voted for so hopefully

The one republican bush jr started with his affordable housing bill? Pepperidge farm remembers.

On the contrary, onshoring US production actually demands skilled Indians. This was Musk's plan when he dropped it before but he was retarded and leaked the wrong part at the wrong time.

unironically what are our other options?
how can we compete with China who pays their factory workers $2-$3 an hour WITHOUT using tariffs?

Do nothing. Literally. It works when you are adhering to a system which is objectively better than their nanny-state. Why do we have zero faith in capitalism and American society?

higher taxes

Will increase as a byproduct of higher cost living but the issue will be companies won't have capital to increase wages

immigrants

Who is going to work in the sweatshops whites who know labour laws or jeets and spics who are illiterate

you don't. that's the reality you have to accept.
don't forget what you did to Japan with the Plaza Accord. To protect your own high standard of life, you slapped down an entire nation of people from a high standard of living to a borderline third-world style of subsistence living.
the market is reflecting that stage again - reality has caught up and the market conditions aren't favorable (due in large part to absurd govt spending). accepting and adjusting to a decline in standard of living is the only 'fair' action here, especially in context with the $2-$3 wage earning chinese factory worker example you gave.
you won't be able to slap down china, canada, europe or ironically japan this time around. acting out will only make things worse. you can either accept becoming a bit poorer with dignity or definitively become the abhorrent villain people think you to be.

what are your other options

Set up more domestic manufacturing using subsidy and then use

Mexico

India

As China alternatives

Or you can do this accept defeat this time around and not be forced to protect the world from pirates

kys retard