I need help

anon if you learn to cook you will always have value because so many fags are like you

Now, are you telling me you can’t make a fucking arepa?

Fry salmon on medium-high heat (like 4 on 4-6 or whatever) with lots of lemon pepper (if that's available in Colombia) + boiled potatoes + random powdered fish sauce. Delicious for the fish part and trivial.

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Stir in the beginning so it doesn't stick to the bottom.

cook for EVERYONE or else YOU will starve

Call her bluff. She needs to eat too.

just make a big pot gallo pinto and give them that.

i don't know how to prepare rice

if only there were some sort of resource that could help you, like some kind of digital information repository that you could access

My mom told me i must get a job once and for all but i refused and had an argument with her over that

same except I'm working part time and she wants me to get a full time job w/ benes. You wanna be roomies anon?

tell you what - list out a bunch of meals that you family usually eats and then we can help you figure out how to make it.

Dude you actually have something really cool. It’s like a secret war over grains and wheats and corn. I didn’t know you were African. The European Dutch man stole the Teff from us and he is selling it again but the population of teff in Africa is in ruins. I forget the state specifically but search up teff.
Try to make the wat and bread. Pour the wat over rice

A base level knowledge of cooking is pretty fucking easy, and a cornerstone to living really. You should be ashamed of yourself for not having that basic self sufficiency skill, no matter if your parents correctly passed it on to you or not.

Look around in the cabinets and fridge, see what you have, report back.

For a crash course.....
Basic recipe for a meal is starch, protein, veggie, spice. Pretty much always. Rice is boil water, add rice, reduce heat and simmer until done, noodles are boil water, add noodle, boil until done. Cook your proteins at pretty high heat in a bit of butter, salt, and pepper, helps develop sear and flavor. Cook veggies until tender, but not limp. Chopped onion, pepper/carrot, and celery sauteed in butter makes everything delicious. Spice is a little more subjective depending on the local palate, but open the containers, take a sniff, then pick three that you think go well with what you are trying to make for a start.

Aye tell your mom your dad said make some areapa burgers. It could be lighter on the meat too but make the arepas like creepes super thin. Like cheese stuff tortillas

Look up in youtube, hundred different ways to cook an egg.
Easiest way to impress anyone with little effort.

Just get a job. I took a 1 hour break from Anon Babble and sent out 5 job applications. Going to do it again and again until I get the kind of work I'm seeking.

Rice?
My muchacho, this is the best time I browse Anon Babble.
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What kitchen appliances you have?
Just a stove?

anon can't even stick with a thread he started. no wonder he's in this state.

esto no tiene nada que ver con las noticias o la política internacional, violaburros descerebrado

Try a cook book.
You can read, right? Follow directions? As written?
Every single recipe in joy of cooking is a good version of the thing.

Actually, I find that parent failing to correctly prepare their children with life skills is a major portion of the political shithole we are in. Well developed, independent adults are what governments and corporations hate. Culture and the death thereof, is extremely political.

Thanks. Im actually making spagetti with fried eggs. But i still struggling with the rice

Now she told i must prepare the lunch and the dinner for everyone in the house from now on or else i will have to starve. But i don't even know how to cook.

you should read soup pole threads

Hope you’re doing good Bangladeshi bro. I hope your sister is beautiful as she always is too.

the second video is a forever recipe. It’s so versatile and vague you could literally never go wrong that way.

It’s fucking Saturday man. I’m gonna call in and around Monday. Gotta get this skrilla stock market dumping is a good thing.
Yea double this ! Anon take a picture of your fridge and cabinet so we can see what we’re working with. Do you have chicken or beef ?

Burgers are way too advanced for me. I can't handle meat. I will leave it too raw or too dry and they will be mad at me for wasting meat

I think i can do some fried eggs but in this shithole the cornerstone of our diet is the rice just like the chinks and the japs but i don't know how to prepare rice

you're heating water to the boiling point then you add a teaspoon of salt and a glass of dry rice.
They you cook for 10-15 min.
I can also tell you how to cook a buckwheat (almost the same but slightly longer)

you can tell him how to soak it in a thermos i expect.

But i still struggling with the rice

For each person being served, half cup of rice. Water to rice ratio of 3:2. Put it all in a pot with a lit, add just a tiny bit of butter. Put a lid on, bring it to a boil, then reduce heat to low-medium low so that it is just below boiling. crack open the lid and cook 20-25 mins for white, and 30-35 mins for brown rice.

Thanks anon. I always complained when my mom didn't add enough salt to the food. This time i will add a lot more

I'm not the orginal soup pollack (I personally think he's an annoying faggot BTW), but yes, I ate one a buckwheat soaked overnight in a bucket. (It wa on the camp)

start with scramble eggs and bacon then, maybe some fried onions or whatever veg you guys normally have. cooking sausages is easy. for burgers you just get your ground beef, make little flat patties then pan fry them turning a few times. cut one in half when you think it might be done to see how red it is. a little pink in te middle is fine.

whisk some salt and pepper, maybe some garlic powered, into your eggs then just keep it all moving in the pan as it cooks.

easy with the salt boy, you can always add more, it's hard to take out.

if he's got a pressure cooker that rice could be done in less than 10 minutes.

i will choose to believe you.

I know, I just assume stovetop directions are most universal, and help the most with developing a basic understanding of what the fuck you are doing in the kitchen.

im just baiting the polish Thermos anon.

Ah, carry on then. We have a decent polish population around here, so I can confirm that baiting the Polish is good traditional fun.

I don't have bacon right now. I depend on what my mom buys. I have some beef and pork here but i don't even know what part of the animal it comes from. For now will avoid meat. If they don't like my recipe they can fuck off to eat shit

What sauce are you planning to serve with your spaghetti and eggs?

Since you're basically a spic, I give you a recipe for chili con carne - polish edition
take three o four large onions
(that's the hard part - idk if you know how to peel and cut an onion - you can always check on the youtube if you want)
chop it finely, fry it on the oil till the point it start looking semi transparent
add some minced meat (I usually use 0.5-1kg - depends how much I want to froze for a later)
fry it together with oninos till the point, meat will turn color to grey.
at this point you can add also a glass of broth into it.
then add some chopped tomato (I'm buying canned chopped tomatoes, since I'm quite lazy and I'm adding can or two), cook it for 15-20 minutes.
add some finely chopped chili peepers
add a teaspoon or two of salt and a large spoon of ground cumin (that's important part) and some other herbs you like.
Then after 20 min add a lot of beans (I'm using like 1kg) and cook it for some time till beans became soft.
I'm adding also some corn in it.

advice anon.
be good to your mom. you will feel bad when she is gone. life gets darker...loneliess gets a new dimension. respect and listen to your parents.

what does the beef look like? if you can dice it up into little cubes or whatever and pan fry it with some chopped onions and some salt and pepper thats a real easy tasty meal.

you need to tell people what you've got and what your family normally eats. it'll help you get better help.

its is traditional

Only cuz imma spic doesn't mean i love Chilli con Carne.....
.. Ok.. I do love Chilli con Carne but Not cuz imma spic

Save your bones for soups and broths to boil out the essence. I have a huge bag of parts for soup stock in the freezer. And fat to render. But the leaf bro is correct you can make burgers that way. Or just make tacos and you can chop the meat down and then see it cook from like a cross section. Low and slow is always good. Ask your mom to like show you how to cook before she makes you cook. So it’s like a shadowing class or something.
See

Make egg fried rice. Add some nice vegetables. Be nice to your mom, she's trying to help you.

I have job PTSD. I was kind of bullied in my last job so i don't want to work anymore

This may be a little over kill but if you wished to know it all and study the chart a bit it’s right here. The linked one tells you some of the better ways to prepare the cuts
beefitswhatsfordinner.com/cuts/cut-charts

Getting bullied at work

How? I get how kids get bullied. But, as an adult, you're big enough to fight back.

Anon, it sucks now, but these are good skills to have and will help you for the rest of your life. And I’m sure your mom will teach you what to do, because people want to eat tasty stuff.
Your mom wants to help you. Let her

I wonder how orphans interalize this pain. Do you think Naruto or sasuke has a more painful personal development/bildungsroman

yeah ok, that shit can get you down. still, use the time to help around at home. you'll feel better and get some confidence going.

Tell her you never asked to be born and it's her choosing to bring you into this world so she owes you everything or else you will kill yourself

If your mom
Wants you to cook why did she never teach you how?
If your dad wants you to work why can’t he give you a job and teach you how to do it?

Normally i sleep when everyone is awake and i wake up when everyone goes to sleep. So i was used to just take what i found in the pots at night and warm it in the microweave. I do this to avoid uncomfortable discussions with my parents

Kek

Do you have some olive oil? Half of decent cooking is literally sauteing shit in olive oil until you get a nice Mallard effect. I cook some epic meals but I'm busy working out rn.