/chug/ - Comfy Happening in Ukraine General #20077

OH NO NO NOOOO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Z
Talmud denounced
Blood and Soil

Can be said whether or not he fulfilled them at/near the end of his term.

i don't want a radioactive fat ass cat
piss off

the ukraine has officially become a former current thing

wtf did ai do to her hands

For Vika and for Russian Dnepropetrovsk.

POOL'S CLOSED DUE TO USAIDS

That’s not ai

Secured the promised land for the Jews.

post smokeless propellant recipe

damnit that was some grade A joke
unfortunately it is pearls before the swines

The hohol terror wave that will sweep Europe after this war will be insane, they must be crossing their fingers, wishing Russia will really commit THD so that they don't have to deal with them.

Youre all brown and its hilarious how stupid you are. Lithium doesnt explode.

just a reminder, russia will get 90's again and this time 10x fold for the next 50 years+
enjoy your youth being fucked by chinks 0.05 rub a piece :D
are we still cocky?

you forgot the:

literally

no need to thank me

makes the r/uhg janny tranny closer to suicide ^_^

fixxed**

europe needs gunpowder again

we're so back Chilebros

I keep getting this fake news garbage recommended to me. Fun fact, the people who write this shit are from the 'reporting from Ukraine' youtube channel that made a video on how Ukraine collapsing in Kursk was actually a defeat for Russia

it's literally over for david axe wound

It sure does like to ignite though.

Ukraine collapsing in Kursk was actually a defeat for Russia

Is that the guy that keeps slapping zaluzhny on all the thumbnails?

RT should hire him as for a laugh

This is the channel lmao

UKRAINE! SLAV-ACK!

gujirati shitskin subhumans lost

Don't quit the day job, Hans

You are so bitter. I know why. You have to be clever and callous to play people. You have to be smart to outdo those who are against you. His instincts are the most sharp. He really is a shark. I respect it.

Russian woman says I should visit to "pull the turnip". No idea what she's talking about. I assume it has something to do with cocks. Eventually find out it's actually this old Soviet arcade machine.

Look at the time. I have no sorrows.

Investigations discovered a ruble coin on the track.

he should become a Anon Babble moderator for the enormous wealth the position offers

You're literally on a disability pension, I don't think you can be swinging around the retard accusation

Oh no, that's really him. Are they running out of copeaganda channels to use?

Looks based.

Soviet sex machines are wild!

firing bureaucrats, deporting illegals, and tariffs.

The shit quarterpounder posts is even more embarrassing

Post your ideas for Russia's future, /chug/!
1. Prohibit social parasitism; mandate that Russian males contribute to the workforce or military. Conscript milbloggers and ban abortion+contraception.
2. Mandate inspection of all packages, coffins, and bodybags to prevent the smuggling of contraband.
3. Launch program to rehire civilian professionals with skills that could be useful on the frontline; employ contractors of private companies.
4. Seize Bogatyr, Komar, Zelyonye Pole, Malinovka, Poltavka, Zarya, Pomanovka, and Markovo.
5. Treat peace talks as a potential delay tactic; do not allow them to hinder future offensives. Offer to take illegal immigrants the United States cannot deport elsewhere, and assist in American law enforcement efforts, with the intent to press deportees into penal divisions.
6. Launch a law enforcement campaign intended to mass incarcerate drug users and drug dealers for deployment.
7. Establish All-Russian Patriotic Wargames Union on the basis of the Shooting Union of Russia, creating new sports for recreational WWII tank use etc. and guaranteeing all girls and boys can play the prestigious sport of Sensha-dō by 15 and have the option of joining a Sensha-dō club as early as 12. Ensure that all Russian boys can operate a firearm by 8.
8. Dedicate a day to the Russian Empire, much like how Victory Day is dedicated to the Soviet Union.
Two years and no bets from shills yet!

acoustic weapons

turk shill cannot even come up with SONIC weapons

embarrasing

Yo do realize quarterpounder is a bit right?
I guess he plays it well, because he keeps getting engagement.

Stop lying to me! Those is clearly not Z-cup tits.

How many illegals have been deported?

acoustic weapon

Really loud screeching. What's with the absurd numbers, are they afraid of not winning hard enough?

Whenever I send you guys a prophet you kill this is why I can't send you fuckers prophets anymore and then you stop believing you ungrateful pieces of shit but wait until we are face to face then I you feel my wrath and it'll be the most severe

MW?

quarterpounder

shit im hungry
thanks u fucking asshole

You will never be MW.

At least one.
You're taking things that take a long time to fix and call their goals not met as soon as you run out of patience. That's retarded.

Crashing the economy with no survivors is what I voted for though

Sorry lad, but at least stores seem to open soon for you.

modern warfare? I don't play this game Is this how you call me now adorable
don't worry I still love you after all

It's a bit

You think so, but it isn't. He's accidentally partially doxxed himself by keeping his tabs in his screenshots. He is turkish, 400lbs, and an unironic homosexual

Thats why they took down the website counting deportations? Thats why he promised masisve deportstions day 1?

More like BMW

...

..Damn, that was even worse than his joke

It's almost impossible to be dumber than MW

[Sad News] another fella is gone :(

Oi you got a loiscence for jokes?

kek maybe he can team up with Roepke

give a retard a loaded gun and he might shoot himself on accident or on purpose

art of the deal

Russia is attacking Shevchenko west of Velyka Novosilka

Russia is attacking Shevchenko south of Pokrovsk

Russia is attacking Shevchenko in the southern area of Chasiv Yar

Did Ukraine glitch or whag

No, he's right in this. You can derive the total number of illegals deported in four years from the numbers we have now. As things stand, he's deporting about as much people as Obama did during his term.

Death to Globohomo Z

plz no bully

He's in a better place now - coffin.

they should have just met his demands

I'm curious to visit. But I think it might be better to wait for the war to end first. Not because of Russia itself but because of the Russia derrangement in the EU.

He died as he lived: as aggressive brain cancer. Safe and effective. No refunds.

Think he'll be met with 72 virgins or 72 virgins (male)?

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SUPER HAPPY DICK HARDENING NEWS

PUTIN'S PSYOP UNCOVERED AND DENIED; DESPERATELY TRYING TO SWAY PUBLIC OPINION IN HIS FAVOR

Russia is expanding the scope of its information war by targeting democratic institutions in Japan and Canada.
Moscow is actively using propaganda and disinformation to manipulate public opinion and influence politics in these countries.
According to Inside Policy, both Canada and Japan have become priority targets for the Kremlin due to their G7 membership

Don't go to a high exposed place during a thunder storm next time or I strike you down.

Why would I need one of tho74d73#%!34@/"^^d5kx48z5s4zv

did you win?

Ukraine is now getting memoryholed, see ya later Zelensky.

Any good salt or cope from NAFOtroons about this?

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SUPER HAPPY DICK HARDENING NEWS

HOHOLS HAVE NEW VERY EFFECTIVE MINE CLEARING TECHNIQUES

Z
THD
thanks for the bread!

hope he finally convince the fucking japs and canuke to deport all the subhuman pajeet

yemek tarifleri hamur isleri

recipes for pastries.

En guzel ev yemekleri farkla

the best homekcooking with a difference.

By man... It is CLEARLY a bit. He posted that with intention, and people sure ate the pastry, kek.

As butthurt as always, huh?

another post another banger
my comedic talent is unmatched
if I only was Jewish too and would have been the Ukrainian president

You can derive the total number of illegals deported in four years from the numbers we have now.

No, you cannot.

I'm starting to get the feeling that the /uhg/ly germ likes the abuse.

Haven't had the pleasure of trying it yet. She's trying to tempt me. Soviet arcade machines are interesting though.

okay well as long as it's not a guaranteed thing

Basedjak

He will land a better offer in a week or two.

yle.fi/a/74-20152075
finnish yle did a big story about him..

Why not? It's an ordinary number of deportations that we have seen during Biden, Obama, Bush even during Trump's first term. Seemingly that's what you can legally do. Simply multiply by 365 * 4 and you have the total number of deported people. I'd guess it'll be 1-2 million at the end of the term. You only go off Trump vague promise of "mass deportations" but we know that he likes to exaggerate and lies.

Ukraine collapsing in Kursk

How's Belgorod, Ivan?

Same deal as the hoholina. She comes here every day to get bullied

Fuck yle, region blocking bastards so i cant jajajja with the boys

It's over

i didnt know soviet have arcade machine
huh
i thought they all entertain themself by being drunk in front of the store

Wear a hat and strip a metal rod to it that points to the sky, if you really want to try me. I dare you.

jannys being such a b word

What a fool you are. I'm a God. How can you kill a God?

How's Belgorod

Looks pretty grim for the pigs, lmao. I'm sure the next 100 meters will be worth the next 3 waves!

how am i going to strap a rod to a hat it would fall off

twitter screencap of a Anon Babble post

it sure is

I miss this lil nigga like you cant believe.

Of course he's going to lick Trump's asshole, Trump saved him.
I just don't understand how saving a british human trafficking pimp from Romania is MAGA, but what do i know.

my king, my savior

no i won
you are paying for it

Fucking bastard shot him in the back. This is like Caeser all over again. Dont worry MW, I will comfort your sister.

use ropes and duck tape and shit idk get creative there's a board for it somewhere it's called diy or something

he's just trying to cause chaos in the hopes it strengthens the US position somehow, like we've been doing for 40 years
there's no 4d chess

I've been seeing that posted everywhere

r-ropes??? duct tape??

hoholina comes here cuz she loves me <3

this NAFO troon is spamming here too

he lives around the block from me. I don't get why you have such a strong boner on a webcam pimp. because lets face it, that's all he was before he did his whole juden peterstein thing but better.
Is it Jealousy? genuinely curious.

He could just deport illegals and stop spending our money bombing Yemen, recall the troops deployed to Poland and that would strengthen our position

this is the face of God

Well we can all be thankful he isn't God anymore

oh no the ukranny is now horny :-(

I'm nooticing

carefully package brown girls

Global markets tanking

So I wonder when everyone is broke I assume Ukriane funding gets cut or will this rat race in Ukriane continue

Sorry to tell you, but you need a lot of those illegals. I think you underestimate how many of the horrid mundane and shit jobs are taken up by them.
You think the honest white American is up for it to fill the gaps? lol.

Yes, correct. I'm happy with you today.

:)

re-industrializing and making the country work for americans would make america strong, but weaken the ruling class
so instead we're doing tariffs

I just like how he undermines even the pundits trying to defend shit.

shills: he's doing it on purpose, guys, trust the plan!

trump: yeah, we didn't mean for the markets to crash

What should I do if my girlfriend consider me as foot fetishist?
Once she was on opposite side of a sofa abd poked me with her feet. I grabbed her feet and holded I'm my palms, slightly massaged.
Also I like lay down on her hips. She usually strokes me when I do that.

But I'm not foot fetishist.

Kill her pet in a show of dominance.

Tell her you’re not into feet

Funny we used to do those jobs without illegals and we could afford homes while working those mundane jobs. Maybe we should import 40 million spics to the netherlands so you dont have to go to work. You support it afterall

Starting from May 1, gasoline will be mixed with alcohol in Ukraine.
This decision was made in preparation for EU accession. Used cars may have problems due to corrosion and engine failures.

trump: yeah, we didn't mean for the markets to crash

they didn't mean anything, they're throwing shit against the wall to make themselves feel powerful

tie her up

now that was uncalled for

if his goal is to destroy the dollar, great
but it would have been smart to use the dollar to at least re-build our infrastructure and buy as much commodities as possible to prepare for the hard times to come as we re-industrialize

Devilish. Starting from June 1, stink bombs will be send to every European parliament. This decision was made in preparation for EU accession. Stink bombs may cause problems due to bad smell and nuisance.

Are you the Russian who was bullied into going on a date and having sex or are you the Russian whos gf places her head in your lap while youre shitposting?
Post her feet

real sad what happened to goreleaf. did you go to his funeral?

For what reason .
You always can hold woman yourself.

What's the problem?

Women like being tied up

you can hold new year gifts in your hands but you can also fancy wrap them

The stock market might not be real but real people use the stock market to transfer their fake gains into real assets (like homes) which drives the fake economy. If the stock market is a casino (it is) then destroying the casino's ability to deliver credit is going to hurt the fake economy where real people act.

I don't think that's his goal, either. He's just doing random shit and people are trying to make sense of it because they don't want to admit he's a moron.

Who said I support it? Its how the west operates. And no, you don't need to send your illegals to us. The E.U is doing a wonderful job with them as it is.

Post her feet

No I will not.

I don't think that's his goal

that's what's going to happen...
if other countries can't sell us shit they won't want to be keeping our dollars as a reserve currency

Russian liberals are not happy

I think you know exactly what my problem is

Russians are retards for believing this pos who is playing dumb. Bullet in the neck and shallow grave (make him dig it).

I doubt it's that simple. Starmer's cucked already, so either Trump is doing something right or he's doing something London kikes want.

how

No no whats good for the goose is good for the gander. Certainly YOU dont want to do those mundane and shit jobs either. Stupid kike

Copestate refuses to update it more

i've heard from people that he wants to tank the US
doesn't make much sense to me
i think it's throwing shit at the wall to see if it helps

Z TOTAL HOHOL DEATH Z

Z TOTAL NIGGER DEATH Z

Z TOTAL KIKE DEATH Z

Russia will win before the summer.

My gf was happy when i said that i liked her feets

it's clearly the Suriyak map

The hohol terror wave that will sweep Europe after this war will be insane, they must be crossing their fingers, wishing Russia will really commit THD so that they don't have to deal with them.

yah, i dunno about that one

its confirmed that they are there but not in the fields in front of it. because i'm coping currently with a dildo in my ass. you have to bring video evidence of russians being in that place with geolocation tags on. visually confirmed.

It's baby's first gf and now you feel the need to tell the whole wide world that you're not a worthless virgin anymore. We got the memo

Instructions unclear: Roughly packaged a white girl.

I work a mundane job in a Arabic infested part of my city. So I guess I'm suicidal then?

I just love picking fights and making people's blood pressure go up over nothing. It's so addictive.

how can you talk about dick hardening while being cock caged?
why dont you want to give us update on upcoming russian offensive preceeded by pigsty bombing?

...Forgot pic.

What should I do if my girlfriend consider me as foot fetishist?

Accept that a woman can't never fully appreciate things the way a man can. They will always reduce things down to a more basic, primal level. I remember many years ago with my first girlfriend we decided to watch the LoTR extended together on DVDs. Her understanding of the friendship and brotherhood of the hobbits was that it *had to be* homoerotic. And this was a very common conclusion by other women too. She couldn't understand that there was something deeper going on there. Same thing with your desire to please her or just seek some comfort. She assumes it must be something on a lower level, just some sexual thing. It's reasons like this that Buddha said women can't truly be enlightened.

Women I've been with for years just didn't get it that I enjoyed giving them back massages. For them they invent all kinds of things like I must be looking for a blowjob or something, some ulterior motive. That's just how they are. You won't change that aspect of them.

What you can do instead is just withhold primal things from her for a while. Then she'll get insecure. You then use that to redirect behaviour into being more of the woman you want. Believe it or not, women are the happiest when they're just a little bit insecure. Never 100% sure that you won't leave her. It seems messed up but for them they have to feel like they're getting the best deal they can. And unfortunately that always means guy with "options". Not saying that you need to actually do something like flirt with other women but there is a point where a woman thinks: "he won't leave me" and she starts to use that against you. Don't let it get to that.

You should bring in more immigrants so they can do that job for you. You dont want to do mundane work! Its how we do things in the west afterall!

I agree. Trump's problem is the same as Biden's was. He still thinks it's the early 90s and everyone will just collapse under the will of the US.

But he's deal with countries and cultures that are hundreds of years old and have gone through hard change after hard change. The only thing that might go down in the EU and, no, I don't think he wants that, either because then the US loses the easy stranglehold it has over a whole continent.

Engineer is credit to team!

I sometimes confuse the Dutch flag with Egypt's..

about dick hardening while being cock caged?

Cuckoldry is a humiliation fetish. Why do you think he keeps coming here again and again to be abused? Do you really think he actually gives a shit about Ukraine? He enjoys the abuse, that's why he keeps coming back.

No thanks, I'm contend with what I have. And yes. It is how we do things in the west.

What excuse will NAFO offer when this finally ends the only way it can (total and unconditional acceptance of Russian terms)?

kill all hohols

Are there any pipes?

To the last hohol and only to the last hohol

To his credit he's made the EU and Ukranians sperg out so that's nice kek

Are you colorblind by chance? and I guess the symbol is hard to spot on these small flags

For some people of you a head transplant would be a blessing. This is why I support biolabs.

On a related note, crazy to think the technical accident in Wuhan caused millions of deaths. Yet the accident in Chernobyl is more infamous because it had a BIG EXPLOSION LIKE IN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. The state of man and his emotions.

Lmao

no I just use the tomorrow theme and it appears as if the dark blue of your flag is black

T*lmud status?

“Society does not need to know the whole truth during war … not everyone can handle the harsh truth”
— Budanov, Chief of the Main Directorate of Intelligence of Ukraine

files.catbox.moe/8w0h4c.mp4

too lazy to read this shit it's for nerds

Denounced

Is it going to be bloody monday or what, how many more trillions will be wiped out?

Ah I see
NGO's really went nuts on the profit on those vaccines. So I can understand why they really don't want the actual play of events out to the masses.

i wonder how many ukrainians have actually died

S-S-SOCieTy??!

chat is this real?

Lmao Lil triple vaxxy showed back up

Wouldn't know 'cause I haven't read it... I feel like we've been here before. Have we been here before?

kill all jews and communists

Women I've been with for years just didn't get it that I enjoyed giving them back massages

Lol, same. I just love touching her. And doing other things with her.
It first she didn't like some of them but then she accepted that I decide what I will do to her , even in bed. I'm enjoying my woman and I'm doing it as I want.

I mean I understand what's going on. That this is being swept under the rug. But still.. like.. the way people simply moved on with the lives as if nothing had happened and then.. at the same time.. the will kvetch about Chernobyl (10,000 deaths) and Fukushima (unironically, one death). This is so schizophrenic to me.

Rabbi Feldman appears, starts a conversation with himself

Schizophrenia status?

Have we been here before?

ofc
But pissderators wash away all boobposting in /chug/ faster than my PTSD kicks in today

I've noticed a trend with nafoids. They REALLY like talking to themselves

grimmur

Big booba remy

What sorcery is this?!

Netanyahu will land in Washington to meet with Trump in two hours.

Why does chug fear this inconspicuous dude so much?

Most people hardly understand nuclear fission, and how power plants operate.
Most people think about the Simpsons or something along those lines when you talk about it to them.

Seriously ask a random person what nuclear coolant is, and watch their brain turn and churn when they realize its water...

Let's go, millions of dead American cannon fodder for Greater Israel.

What sorcery is this?!

Maturing every girl sooner or later become a hag/milf

If every Ukrainian soldier had your perseverance they might have won

He's an unhinged mad dog chasing cars. He doesn't know what to do if he catches one. This explains Kursk.

Not yet. The landlord wants his cut of the tariffs.

recently i had a talk with one of my relatives who were claiming that ebil russians put CNPP on a river to poison all of us hohols on purpose

"how dare they put a nuclear powerplant on the river???"

their face when i politely explained to them that literally every single NPP is built on a river

Seriously ask a random person what nuclear coolant is, and watch their brain turn and churn when they realize its water...

Guilty as charged. Good one.

Shevchenko duplication glitch

The United States has spent $1 Billion dollars on fighting Yemen within just the past 3 weeks, with 'very little to no result', according to senior White House officials – CNN

I'm enjoying my woman and I'm doing it as I want.

But you should know that they also prefer it like that too. The resistance at the beginning is because it's a new thing and she's "not sure how she feels". But what she feels changes easily and is heavily dependent on how you're feeling. So after a while she starts to enjoy it too, because she sees your reaction and she's feeling comfortable doing it now. If you say something like "whatever you think" to a woman it can cause stress for her as she has to make a decision. She will flip flop and ask everyone for their opinions. They are much happier when you just make the decision for her. I took me years to realise this one.

Are you also the guy whose woman was waking up in the middle of the night?

cnn suddenly cares about wasted money bombing yemen

the ghost town of Shevchenko

$1 Billion dollars

just the past 3 weeks

with 'very little to no result'

Modern military/precision equipment/warfare moment

soros funded CNN niggers literally the bottom of the barrel in terms of information

Yeah its pretty funny so many don't realize this.

At least don't tell me you imagined it being some liquified green plutonium goo like I have heard before. Gheh.

iran already cucked
we won

People need to realize that when they think they know a lot, They just think that. But I guess for that to work people need to be humble, which is another whole can of pickles

You didn't win shit lmao. All you've done is bomb some civilians and get one of your boats sunk

make fun of all ukranny goverment being firmly commited to thd which most chug wants

you fear them

pedokraut at least try

The exact opposite, less de-aging sorcery.

TTD

TTD

. So after a while she starts to enjoy it too, because she sees your reaction and she's feeling comfortable doing it now.

I was really surprised, but it works just like that. You shouldn't care what she tells you or think what she feels. It seems women are just more interested in satisfying you, that's giving her lots of emotions.

Are we ever going to see the S-70 again?

At least don't tell me you imagined it being some liquified green plutonium goo like I have heard before. Gheh.

The green yellow shining goo that turns you into an Alien monster. Okay, this is cinema.

Japan is pulling out the circuit breakers.

MIGA

TTD? Day of the Spray rolls of the tongue more smoothly.

can't get a job now

probably won't be able to get a job thanks to the orange man's recession

...

I know where I will wear this dagger then; 515
Cassius from bondage will deliver Cassius:
Therein, ye gods, you make the weak most strong;
Therein, ye gods, you tyrants do defeat:
Nor stony tower, nor walls of beaten brass,
Nor airless dungeon, nor strong links of iron, 520
Can be retentive to the strength of spirit;
But life, being weary of these worldly bars,
Never lacks power to dismiss itself.
If I know this, know all the world besides,
That part of tyranny that I do bear
I can shake off at pleasure.

Did you know all of America's problems are because of other people? It's all everyone else's fault? We dindu nuffin!

MIGA

no, they all were destroyed, only ghost bombers remained raining down phantom death upon pigsty in addition to shadow fleet summoned from the depths of the black sea

The green yellow shining goo that turns you into an Alien monster.

Only on Monday's, on Tue to Thursdays it gives you superpowers
And on Friday's it converts you into Judaism

Is this from Shakespeare's Caesar?

all american problems are because of a single group of "people". should have excluded them like benji said.

buy the drip

Ackshually this is all happening because you damn Russians showed how weak the deindustrialized west was, it's you fault!

BAKING

bring me to your leader, chug

Yeah Im reading it now. Good stuff.

it's you fault!

Their emotions can change like the wind too. Never base anything long term off them. Huge mistake in long term relationships is that the guy just grants concession (that he will have to make forever) just because she was in some mood and complained. Try to figure out the root cause of the negative emotion, often women may just look for some excuse to start a fight/argument and it's seldom about the thing itself.

It seems women are just more interested in satisfying you

But that's based on how it feels to her (your reaction). Watch how frustrated women get when a man stares into space when she's trying to vent about something and he's not interested.

With your reactions you can train her. If some topic really interests you, then you listen intently and show enthusiasm. When she is talking about dumb woman things if you're more interested in whats going on out the window or under your fingernails she will get the message and not talk about it.

when do you wake up bro

When will people apologize for not understanding Putin's grand design.

Christ is King

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

MIGRATE TO THE BREAD

How goes the war?

you lost

The problem with America is that it's full of Americans.

Your cops are gonna send you to jail afterwards.

I'm to intelligent to read (youtube.com/watch?v=qzpgqrzZ-KE) but I love this

youtube.com/watch?v=qjG_Huf7tZw

great play, especially the speech that he gives. I'll always be on Anthony's side for that speech alone.

I don't have copes, I don't call the copes on people, I disrespect coping people

Damn I love those last three BOBR vids.