Minecraft Movie

An adult and watches the Minecraft movie.

Brethren, the future of society is in the hands of supposed "grown" people who spend their time and money to watch a movie about digital Legos - a product made to brainwash children.

We have wars, poverty, the death of western culture, moral and religious decline and all you're concerned with is watching a movie about Minecraft? Are you serious?

The end of days is upon us. Fencesitters and hypocrites will listen to the words of the evil ones and say:

ItS jUsT a GaMe!!1 iTs NoT hUrTiNg AnYoNe

Be quiet. A man is speaking. When I became a man, I stopped playing with toys like a child. I am a man, and if you disagree with me then you are a child and in moral error. When I see an older man, I shut up and LISTEN, and say "what do you want me to do, sir?"

If you're watching the Minecraft Movie, or playing videogames at all while the world is burning, you are partaking in an occultic brainwash and you will be tormented unless you turn away from it and destroy your idol "game". Literally take a sledgehammer and destroy any device Minecraft has graced the screen of, for the device is already tainted.

It doesn't matter if you find it fun. It doesn't matter if you enjoy it. Deny yourself the pleasure and bare your burden as a man in a degenerating world, or suffer the consequences after you waste years consuming this garbage.

If you are a GROWN UP watching this film, you are a disgrace. Bare your burden, work, and deny yourself the immature "pleasure".

One hundred years ago people your age built log cabins with their bare hands. Now you brag about how you can eat doritos and drink poison pop with one hand and get "gold ingots" in your "game" in another.

Disgraceful.

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i watched it with my kid and fell asleep, it was more boring than cringe

Chicken Jockey!
Sicken Sockey!
Picken Pockey!

CHICKEN JOCKEY

OP is right. Real, grow up men play Vintage Story, not Minecraft.

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS
DISCARD THIS TAPE IMMEDIATELY

unpaid

LOL

CONFOUNDED
DISRUPTED
ENSORCELLED BY THE POWER

based pickle Ree

A real man does whatever the fuck he wants, regardless of what others think. You are not a real man because you cave to social pressure.

When I became a man, I stopped playing with toys like a child.

Then why are you shitposting on a website filled with young kids?

you used to throw your peanut shells on the floor at texas roadhouse or five guys.
no you have wagies bitching about cleaning up popcorn in the theatre. lol.

This. I took my daughter and she had a blast. It was a terrible movie, but mostly just boring as shit. Absolutely no reason to care about any of the nonsense flying across the screen.
And nobody gave a shit during Chicken Jockey.

Sorry wagie, but I don't get paid to do your job. Especially since in the US, they are charging damn near $20 a ticket now. At those prices, I'm going to make the biggest mess I can and say "clean it up, wagie."

He's just jealous cause he sucks and can't find diamonds.
Probably still gets blown up by creepers.
What a fucking disgrace.

Chicken Jockey

CHICKEN JOCKEY!

JICKEN COCKEY

He deleted this. Old boomer faggot doesn't like the new fangled computer games or the new fangled faggot kids.

f**k

lol

the success of the minecraft movie was zoomers who went to see it knowing it would be bad or forgettable but making it into a social event, for once im fine with it

minecraft is based
the game is popular because it reminds people of what has been taken away from us: freedom. even if they don`t know thats what its about in their mind they feel it in their hearts. minecraft is a representation of the old world, the frontier, manifest destiny. no bureaucrats, no hr roasties. punch a tree and build a cabin, no one can stop you. go anywhere, do anything, build anything, engineer, colonize. kill the dragon. minecraft stimulates the faustian spirit

KeK
this is why you so easy to conquer

when i see this i do feel bad for the theater employees but mostly it just makes me feel good to see that despite the kiked out jewish hell that has progressed even since i was their age young men are still managing to have some fun where they can. dudes fucking rock

Disclaimer - this was bait. I apologize because my conscience tells me someone's day was ruined because of this bait or someone might actually have believed the original post. I'm sorry.

PS I also faked the GTA 6 Genesis - That's All leak. Sorry about that too.

Real.

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Theater wagecucks should get real jobs.

its not 1980 anymore, the wages of these starter jobs are no where near enough for young men without the help of wealthy parents to reach the next rung of the ladder i find this kind of elitism distasteful and jewish as a result you should be building your white brothers up not shaming them for not achieving the success you had, you had help to get where you are as well.

you make not like it, but this is what peak zoomer culture looks like

Mexicans have this kind of stuff- look at places like “frikiplaza” and all the fandom cultures that are far bigger than in other latam countries. I do love Mexico far more than the USA and really any part of the Americas but to act like there’s none of the stunted culture seen in the west is delusional

a tranny thread was archived for this garbage

They could make almost twice as much working at the airport or a warehouse but they're probably too lazy for that if they cry about having to clean up popcorn.

I watched it alone. Had fun. Slide thread. Trump won.