ZOOMERS ARE GOING INSANE ON TIK TOK! A RUMOR HAS STARTED THAT JACK BLACK WILL SHOW UP AT TO POPCORN THROWING THEATERS AND HE REALLY DID IT HE IS DOING IT! AAHHHHHHH CHICKEN JOOCCKKKEYYYY!!!
HE'S GOING TO ANOTHER THEATER TODAY DON'T WAIT CHICKEN JO0CCKKEYYYY! *THROWS POPCORN*
what else does he have to do also this is just free advertising for the movie
Look at this fat kike with his fake white name
CHICKEN JOCKEY BROS WE CANT STOP WINNING
ISRAEL CONTROLS OUT CONGRESS HOLY SHIT
Minecraft was kind of an outlier, doing it's own thing. Looks like Hollywood hijacked it, what's next for minecraft?
All those zoomers immediately pulling out their phones
Christ, these kids can't actually live in the moment and create a memory for themselves, they need their phone to do it for them.
The First Annual SLOP Awards
Aren’t you even a little embarassed to be this obsessed?
I know you are the sole person making these threads here, are you not ashamed?
Who or what the fuck is a Jack Black?
Doesn't look black to me.
akctually he has a Black name
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!!!
Thats gen alpha, im like 22 and a zoomer
wholesome and kino
imagine sitting in a movie theatre in 1992 and you watch terminator 2 judgement day for 1st time and arnold schwarzenegger shows up in his terminator 2 costume.
now THAT is a really really black name
Just a quick reminder it wasn't Jack Black that said it was a shame the assassin missed Trump, it was the other guy.
i don't care what people on here say, this is awesome. you wish the guy you watched on screen as a kid would show up to the movie and join in with a trend anyone can participate in and doesn't hurt anyone save the theaters, which probably don''t mind cleaning up after great popcorn sales and great ticket sales
Hated this faggot from day one, his best work is obviously the Jackal.
screw your freedom
walks in
prances around like a retard
leaves
..... based
Hollywood is trash, it's not wholesome at all.
Based
Shlomo Shneedledwerf Rumplestiltskin goldbergstein
Like “Jon Stewart” (Jon Leibowitz).
Jack Shit’s real name is unfindable. But then we’ve seen public figures who’ve talked about being jews and their jewish heritage later deny that they are jews and all msm and google holding up their cover stories, known jews have gone undercover from Vladimir Putin who’s jewish early life was a 10 second google search away until some point during the covid hoax when the “war(TM)” with his partner and friend and fellow tribe member Zelinsky was no doubt planned to insidious documentary investigative journalists (can’t remember the speccy twats name) this seems to be a power jews possess.
His dad is English. His mum is Jew. Black is an English name.
AAAAA I THINK THERE WAS SOME CHICKEN IN THERE, JACKIE! HOW BOUT THEM GOLDEN APPLES HOSS
taking footage of the movie to distribute online
this is a crime and he should be charged
Envy was nice. I miss those “stupid premise” movies they used to make for fun.
It was basically just high as balls movie writers striking gold on complete nonsense.
SPALL!
Zoomers were a mistake
Where does the poo go?
CLEAN IT UP JANNY!
It’s easy, we have vacuums with honey comb chambers. Takes a min to clean up. Popcorn sales are nuts
it's because zoomers are attracted to paganism and the aesthetics of thor
Closest experience I ever had to this was one time I was eating lunch at a deli in Halifax and Mr.Lahey came in character pretending to be hammered and eating fries off people's plates. It was tourist season though and a few patrons obviously has no idea what the Trailor Park Boys were and thought some drunk old man just wandered in off the street
You probably weren't even alive.
Paying for tmnt2 but sneaking into t2 with my gf was wholesome as fuck.
I touched sideboob.
Can i get a qrd on this chicken jockey meme?
This is awful. Minecraft was a purely technical game that allowed kids to escape from the Hollywood hellscape that was created. Gaming in general was. I knew something was coming when Jack Black started his gaming youtube channel. It's obvious subversion. Now kids are back in theaters hooting like animals and throwing popcorn everywhere as if it's ok to abuse the working class by trashing everything and making their life harder. The press encourages this by acting like it's just kids being kids. The truth is no civilized or refined culture would allow for this. It all starts here, it's where kids learn to be sociopathic consumers that idolize someone like Jack Black. Soon they will be listening to his political messaging and falling into degenerate lifestyles because "the guy from minecraft told me to mom". Disgusting. Anyone encouraging this should be ashamed. This is why people hate America. The end game is some hollywood megastar telling you to "screw your freedoms".
read a fucking book.
His best work is Mars Attacks because they did to him what should be done to all jews.
just kids being kids throwing shit around when a rare minecraft character appears. Seems pretty harmless to me.
Do you sell it as animal feed, or just toss it in the dumpster?
Oddly enough, White is a black name, and Black is a white name.