There are (actually lol) men on this board right now who don't own a single forearm and have pleasured a woman

There are (actually lol) men on this board right now who don't own a single forearm and have pleasured a woman.

sad. Pathetic even.

Most humans have two forearms, retarded canadian.

You spend your time learning how to please women. I spend my time learning finance, tech, and reading literature. We are not the same.

arr slash ihavesex

*never pleasured a woman

fpbp

I don't have arms but I have toe banged some whores in my day you faggot
My legs are stronger than your arms
Bet I could run fast than you too
How much do you squat?

don't own a single forearm

Voice to text was a mistake

How much do you squat?

850

how much do i leg press

1100

Roid tranny

Why would I want to pleasure a woman?

Based cunt kicker

pleasured your mum last night m8. You should talk to her more often

based 140cm bros UNITE!!

Labatt Blue sucks

140cm, that's tall for a japanese person

left-handed

yea buddy enjoy eternal damnation

Are you the fag that claims he's someone (((famous))) but it's super secret so you can't say who you are? No one cares, dork, take it to preddit. Also you're obviously drunk on the Lord's day, do better

hello sir please wash your hands today

leg presses are for women
if you cant squat more than 1k in your life you are not a real man

The game of life is for life.

draw from concealed and first shot on target at 10 yards time?

Fed post

I am a proud owner of TWO forearms.

one hand bros our response

draw from concealed and first shot on target at 10 yards time

1.2

have pleasured a woman.

Ya thats me. i'm glad 4chinz is back because it's the only place i can talk shit.

I’d imagine they won’t type a response either

Reading anything good, OP?

imagine no forearms, your hands just on the end of your bicep like a t-rex

when you are so filled with hate and bitterness, you can't even proofread one sentence

is this where you jack off?

theres some faggot out there posting the same thread of him and his chud manual like it's cool

It's the garage.

that's screaming, dot or irons?

iron

you jack off in your garage?!?!

Enjoy it while you still can :)

It's comfy in here blake doesn't like the scent.

I have definitely pleasured a woman without the use of a forearm, but I do own two of them.

Op hangs drywall with a bunch of poor Mexicans and used to post himself chugging onions milk on his lunch break.

Women don't deserve pleasure, just pain

Women are supposed to please men not get pleasured

who don't own a single forearm

Jokes on you, I have three.

Underrated.

lmao king shit OP is based, being a scumbag is fun as hell for a bit in life, I loved when I was working security, only white guy with a bunch of blacks/mexicans and used to be wasted and high 24/7 fucking anything that moved.

who don't own a single forearm

I got 2, armlet

Should work out more, you look pretty small for someone low bf enough to look like a veiny freak.

Labatt Blue sucks

I respectfully disagree, especially on a hot summer day.

Post physique

he wont

you must be french

get ready bros

another

brother
wanna hold hands for a bit, platonically

moar

never relax

That second cover is very phallic. Imagery like that can subtlely influence people

how much do you bench?

That guy with no arms and legs hoppin around banging everyone's wife? His name's Bob right?

never made a woman cum so you had to buy a book to learn how

yikes

350

inb4 anything less than 600 is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy