Early results looking well for the Reform party
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I hate Nigel so much
Labour HOLD North Tyneside mayoralty.
16k votes cast for Lab, down from 33k in 2021.
Reform 1k behind.
councils are broke does it really matter who manages them
Just wanted to take a moment to praise Muhammad (pbuh) and Allah for the life we have been given
New stream link for Runcorn
I have it on good information that the Worcestershire results are going to be quite saucy
you tried that joke in the last thread mate, it was shite then, time hasn't improved it.
WTF HAS JOSH DONE?
mashallah bro, thank you for this deen
kek
I've got it on good authority that hungerford results is gonna make people cranky
Watling (Staffordshire) council election result:
REF: 55.9% (+55.9)
CON: 25.9% (+25.9)
LAB: 18.1% (+18.1)
Reform GAIN from Conservative.
Best stream
Commies and lefties crying in chat at sky stream
BBC are saying Runcorn in "10 minutes"
Mincinglake and Whipton (Exeter) council election result:
REF: 34.8% (+34.8)
LAB: 27.8% (-34.1)
IND: 11.4% (+11.4)
GRN: 11.1% (+0.8)
CON: 8.3% (-9.9)
LDEM: 6.5% (-3.1)
Reform GAIN from Labour.
nah voting for a bunch of no-names with teal rosettes and zero experience will make the country worse in the short term but it's to stick it to the govt
what happened here
your change numbers don't make any sense
for a fight with Josh?
it's a new council ward
Nigger just posted Phil Collins. Is that you Drive Anon? I saw you aggressively posting cocaine you bought online recently. I remember when you used to drive around and post pictures of the inside of your car with Phil Collins in the CD deck and a McDonalds burger on your lap.
Your soup posting is much more wholesome and I enjoy that, but if you start fucking around I'm going to kick your head in.
Ive got it on good authority that the Wantage results are gonna leave people getting more than they bargained for
Reform
might be a new ward split from an existing con seat
There's some gloomy Reform faces in Runcorn now.
Fire brigade wog lass won
You just posted Genesis, Phil Collins' band. If You call me a normie again, I am well within my rights to kill you.
Here's some music, you disgusting faggot:
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
off to bed after they call Runcorn.
LABOUR HAS WON IN RUNCORN
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Early results looking well for the Reform party
BIG WINS FOR ALLAH!
W Josh
W Runcorn
Ah well if his friend says so, must be true.
Imagine supporting that white trash foid
Langney (Eastbourne) council election result:
LDEM: 50.4% (-15.2)
REF: 32.1% (+32.1)
CON: 12.2% (-4.2)
LAB: 2.7% (-5.0)
IND: 1.5% (+1.5)
UKIP: 1.0% (+1.0)
Liberal Democrat HOLD.
And 5 minutes later they're now saying 10 minutes again
nige on his way to runcorn, big sign that they could pull it off.
Just remember Eurovision is on in two weeks
Fuck off
Mate just told me kier is fuming. Looking good
Drive Anon is a Phil Collins fan who gets lairy when he spaffs loads of blacknet cocaine, but at least he's got the guts to post his favourite music even if it's fucking dogshit.
Dago on the other hand is a coward who doesn't dare post the music he regularly listens to recreactionally.
Kinver (Staffordshire) council election result:
CON: 45.1%
REF: 37.1%
LAB: 7.3%
LDEM: 6.0%
GRN: 3.7%
IND: 0.8%
Conservative HOLD.
I’m a single issue voter: PIP
Bebside and Kitty Brewster (Northumberland) council election result:
REF: 43.2%
LAB: 34.3%
CON: 22.6%
Reform GAIN from Conservative.
At the Compton stand with the lads
Ah, thanks for reminding me. I knew something was coming up but couldn't remember what it was. Time for the annual ignorant yank janny/mod shitfest of trying to keep it off Anon Babble because it's "not politics" (lol)
hold SURGE
Labour's odds have gone from 3/1 to 5/4 in Runcorn. Reform at 5/6.
How's he taking the news?
Dago, why are you such a cowardly little faggot who hides behind "OPSEC" in a worlds that won't even be here in 2 years. I mean, come on? You've got to be the biggest pussy ever.
Reform still favourites then
Wonder who Asim, Aladdin, and Aziz voted for
Muslims vote for Reform and R Zia
Can't believe how invested we all are in bumcorn
Dago lacks the aristocratic nature to become an officer cadet and will wash out of basic with a tattooded mexican harpy wife and two mixed race mutt kids
tice on bbc one calling reform "fresh faces" to check the books in councils
tories (but again) checking their own books in tory councils hahahahahahaha
THE REVOLUTION BEGINS IN RUNCORN AND HELSBY
just want to see Starmer get punished for Stockport. Not a huge Reform fan.
Josh you smelly faggot. I'm not even going to click your link because I'm just too many levels above you, but you've posted music before and some of it was actually okay. Your NSA boyfriend is a pussy though. He's so concerned about OPSEC he couldn't post a track even if he desperately wanted to.
Was thinking early India doesn't have flushing loos cause they suffer chronic water shortages
I couldn't even point to Runcorn on a map.
And every Reform councillor is going to shit the bed as badly as every UKIP councillor.
Southport mate, have some respect
I put a 100 on Labour
i've had 11 tins of cider tonight mate, show some respect, I'm amazed I can still breathe
he wont answer what reform councils will cut
this is going to be deliciously shite
well?
GN News: rumors have Farage going to Runcorn and Helsby tonight
It's happening
GB that is
Dogtanian is a coward who tries to hide behind OPSEC but in actual fact he's just a eunuch with no balls. Even if he posted a record, it wouldn't be one close to him that he recreationally listens to.
Where the angry starmer webm with the nuclear explosion
five minutes, Turkish
runcorn
Farage isn't even in the country
Still nothing, I suggest we all come back in two more weeks.
Not surprised it was a long shot
Upperton (Eastbourne) Council By-Election Result:
LDM: 49.1% (-2.1)
CON: 24.0% (-4.3)
RFM: 17.3% (New)
LAB: 5.2% (-4.5)
Ind: 3.9% (New)
UKIP: 0.5% (New)
No GRN (-10.8) as previous.
Liberal Democrat HOLD.
the average runcorn resident
It doesn't matter which party is voted for, Nigel is just as guilty as the rest of them except he actually has some charisma so comes off to the sub 100 IQ brainlet as a leader. He's just as corrupt. All part of the plan sadly.
How many pints?
4
is this the one?
You said 5 minutes 5 minutes ago
People forget George Osborne completely fucked council funding with Cameron years ago, and it just been left. Then people wonder why councils have got fuck all.
front zero
back ten
if left then none, if right then probably like 3
CALL THE BLOODY RUNCORN ELECTION BEFORE I PISS MESELF
2 left 5 right
Nigel is just as guilty as the rest of them except he actually has some charisma
He's a charmless tory twat.
But he's the only high-profile politician who does actually go to talk to people in the public every now and then, so I genuinely respect him for not being put off by the odd milkshake.
a 100
I was going to make a joke about you having a £100 note but then I looked it up and apparently those exist.
Headington Hill & Northway (Oxford) Council By-Election Result:
LAB: 36.8% (-17.0)
IOA: 35.5% (New)
GRN: 12.6% (-5.2)
CON: 7.8% (-9.1)
LDM: 4.9% (-6.7)
TUSC: 2.4% (New)
Labour HOLD.
Changes w/ 2024.
She would probably need several haw haw
do you not have those in england?
20
100 poond note
Highest is 50
we have a gold sovereign which is worth about £600.
"OPSEC DAGO"
lol
You're a pussy with no balls.
The UK needs Bobby B
He understands the danger of foreign hordes
Runcorn and Helsby: it's looking like a Labour hold by a few hundred votes.
rip, GG
off to bed lads
.
I mean... Reform UK IS projected to win.
waan hondrad poond noohte
You can't even post a single record that means something to you that you listen to for fear of getting doxxed.
you are like a little baby
en.wikipedia.org
No, there's no money at all in England.
The Bank of England apparently only issued a few in the 19th century. Their rarity makes them very valuable, the irony of which is completely lost on the BoE.
Sovereigns have a face value of £1 though. There are 1kg silver britannias with a £500 face value though. I think there's some very very niche coins worth more but they were specially made for private collectors or some shit idk.
Feels good to vote for ECP, now I hope Ben Habib and Lowe start their own party
OG version better version
Na I was out campaigning there, basically all the Frodsham parts are voting labour, but runcorn and there a well known bit under the bridge that a BNP pub with white nationalist so they will get at least some of that vote. Load of people where actually sound with Mike Amesbury punching the guy up because he was a known dickhead apparently.
I have a Tolkien £2 coin
Labour win Runcorn by under 400 votes apparently.
fear of getting doxxed
You know 20 years ago it used to be possible to buy a book that had everyone's phone number and address in it?
Now is not the best time sadly, Farage has fooled the niggercattle.
Chenkuey
youtu.be
Jaksemaj
REFORM WIN RUNCORN
I've got cider for later
Topsham (Exeter) council election result:
LAB: 28.4% (-18.4)
CON: 27.5% (-9.3)
REF: 23.1% (+23.1)
LDEM: 10.6% (+2.9)
GRN: 10.3% (+1.6)
Labour HOLD.
I'm being told that it's a good night for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party.
I'm going to smirk when I see people vote in whatever party comes up in the next 4 years and see nothing changes, then the real destabilisation will come.
The real issue with the UK wasn't immigration, it was the lack of controlled immigration which we funnily enough lost with Brexit.
It's been 14 years of a spiral between incompetent neo-elite that are out of touch with reality and heavily funded by think tanks, the rich elite and jewish social engineers.
I am convinced we are going to have some form of mass poverty in the UK in the next 5 years, as simply put the numbers don't work anymore.
BBC just confirmed Labour victory in Runcorn with ~400 votes difference
your mother's shagging contact list?
Labour won but it was close
It's over
id dix
I hope Nick the incredible flying brick takes some power for himself
Larp
Reform are the party most likely to cancel Josh's bennies.
this hot
this rainy
god it must be fucking miserable in this part of the world
Whoever wins josh won
I mean they are SEAmonkies, it will always be miserable.
Local elections don't affect welfare policy boggy you retard
And worse of all, you're chinese.
Fuckin' loser. He couldn't sell it.
do you think the chinese know they're chinese or are they like brincels with no self awareness at all?
god it must be fucking miserable having warm weather, beautiful nature, low cost of living, easy access to drugs, and the cheapest prostitutes in the world
Can someone explain to these retards that the tories effectively destroyed councils in their first term for the sole purpose of keeping themselves in power. kek
Lichfield City North (Staffordshire) council election result:
REF: 34.0%
LAB: 25.4%
CON: 22.2%
LDEM: 11.8%
GRN: 6.7%
Reform GAIN from Conservative.
The Josh fears a Reform victory.
do you think the chinese know they're chinese
doubt it
why would they?
Bro think about drugs and sex
You know there's more to life than hedonism.
Voters are a disgrace.
the actual seat changes from this election won't make any impact on anyone's lives, the votes are purely performative to indicate intention for the next GE
W Josh
It's over before it began
As long as the bennies gravy train keeps flowing we’re good
Apparently they're going to "have a word" in Runcorn. Close result? Possible recount?
On gross, not net, has Labour gotten rid of more niggers than the Tories did in their last year?
bro judges sex workers by cost of entry and nothing else think he's got bigger problems than hedonism
To many people are uneducated to remember this, there more worried about ali.
A quick chat announced
Yeah. The "Phone book." That formed the basis of the movies Terminator 1 and 2. But why is Dago so scared of posting a favourite song of his?I can understand OPSEC, but with him it's more extreme. He has to be an agent.
even if he came in and started posting music, I would know whether it's his or not. That's why he can't and won't do it.
lmao, it's illegal to deport people in this country
Labour is going to send you to the Jobcentre lad. You'll keep your bennies, but going to the Jobcentre for enrichment will now be a weekly requirement
Reform take more than 50% of the vote in Boston for the Lincolnshire mayoralty.
Andrea wins
Probably filling in the postal votes.
Is this it?
there's more to life than hedonism
Hedonism is the gateway towards spiritual fulfilment.
People have more kids and closer social ties in parts of the world where they haven't got our optimised version of capitalist freedom.
won't tell us anything because they have election in 2027 that will give us a better picture labour is just about in 1 of there 5 years so far.
Wasn't two tier queer recently prattling some noncesense about getting rid of people who have no right to be there? Was that only for tourists who overstayed?
Koppaberg
piss-weak and overpriced sickly sweet shit for toffs and lightweight uni students, you need a proper hard cider like a real Englishman
Is what it?
They need to run the decision by me first
That's why I'm still up
Both keir and Nigel will be here within the hour so I'm told
Having lots of kids is hedonistic
Reforms wins
can't deport whilst we're still a member of the ECHR.
No, hedonism is the gateway towards spiritual emptiness.
Sex workers in this country charge more than Magic Circle lawyers.
This is why the male suicide rate is so high.
This is going to be so humiliating for Nigel if Labour ends up winning, he really shouldn't have shown up
They didn't look that happy imo when talking with Yusaf or whatever his name is.
Labour won by a handful of votes. Reform asking for recount.
How old are you?
Labour are putting in a try to work scheme to get people off bennies.
Oh yeah how many elections have you lost?
Labour now favourites with the bookies in Runcorn.
nige got cold feet
Dago and Josh, who are colleagues, are weak and feeble pussies who are scared to show something of their true selves even though for operational reasons they have to restrict any information like that.
Let's be honest though, you're both pussies. Or you'd rebel and post at least one record each with the plausible deniability that you were LARPing.
I wonder if all the Reform UK councillors will be crap? What do you think?
I genuinely don't understand how people can still vote Labour after the year we've just had. I'm open minded to being convinced as to why someone is voting for Labour if you want to convince me.
need to bounce back from this lapse fr
Might be pissy cause a recount is gonna happen or something
they will be as shite as the ukip ones that got in
Runcorn inhabitants are dolescum. They vote for the warden who fills the bennie troth.
100%, Nigel has picked awful staff.
go entice some smackheads with change and get back to me
Reeeeeeeeeecoooooont
RUNCORN AND HELSBY WILL GO TO RECOUNT
RUNCORN AND HELSBY WILL GO TO RECOUNT
RUNCORN AND HELSBY WILL GO TO RECOUNT
RUNCORN AND HELSBY WILL GO TO RECOUNT
source gb news
A combination of "me family always votes Labour" and Reform/Conservatives being worse
Dago you are specifically a total pussy who isn't capable of posting a record true to his heart. You're a total disgrace.
Gooners
Has there ever been a recount which has overturned the preliminary result?
Well there was a immigration raid at the local india 2 days ago and they took about 7 people out.
I genuinely don't understand how people can still vote Labour after the year we've just had
Because they are niggercattle, like we've said for year. You've got to stop expecting them to be intelligent and accept them as they are.
has there ever been a change of result due to a recount? is this cope?
I think you can realistically expect nominally more fiscal responsibility and that's about it. When it comes to buying a year in the local ancient monument hotel for a boatwog vs. paying the binmen, the council will now opt for the latter possibly as much as 30% of the time
So what was said during the chat?
no
Id like to put if you've been claiming benefits in this country for over 2 years, you aren't allowed a say in anything politically.
The practical equivalent of that is like having a guest over at dinner that you serve food to and tells you your food is shit and makes you cook them another dish.
Absolute faggot loser with not a single testicle in your sack.
They're politicians, of course they'll be crap. If they were actual decent humans they wouldn't do something as irredeemably despicable as becoming a politician.
Keir stopped the count
It's a bloody disgrace
Reform has its first mayor
There's been instances of multiple recounts with the result swinging both ways at each one. South Basildon at the last election was recounted like 5 times.
WE HOLD THE LINE AT RUNCORN AND HELSBY
WHO IS WITH ME?
their calculus is essentially "give it more time and it'll turn out better", labour's message has consistently been long-term growth since before the election so many short-term grievances will go unnoticed/forgiven by their voters
It's nice to begin the evening with, you can drink a lot of it without getting too wankered and then switch gears for something harder later
That's what the bloke down the pub said. He reckons politicians should be paid more to attract more talent.
The decision has been made
Results in soon
Watch this space
OH DEAR
BBC just reported that Josh and Iceland won
The real problem is letting people vote after retirement age.
If there's a lower limit, there should be an upper limit.
kek
Imagine how much better the city would smell if they took out the whole colony. Might be a charming mix of sea salt and english rain instead of the olfactory assault that it is now: an overwhelming odour of post vindaloo shart
Reminder Reforms Runcorn candidate is just a grifter who just jump ships from the Torys for a chance to be an mp.
They're saying reform looks deflated but labour doesn't look excited neither
I know. We should as the electorate let AI determine our vote.
The ECP won Runcorn
I didn't think to ask it, I will next time.
We should as the electorate let AI determine our vote
Might just be tired and the possibility of a recount won't please them. Might be tired if they've won but it's going to a recount.
Benefits is like 400 quid a month
2 years would therefore be 9600
Yeah, alright if you've ever received more than 10K from the government subsidy in any form, you can't vote.
Kemi must be thrilled. Finally, the UK will have a PM soon who is an original Brit.
Who ITT had their vote taken from them due to delays?
It's within 100 votes
source gb news
Coward.
Politicians should be treated like monks. No possessions or money allowed, forced to live on a private compound, vow of celibacy, and given a tonsure.
Same deal for women, they should be like nuns, as in, I want nun of them in parliament.
Dago is a coward. He can't post a single record that's true to himself.
100 votes
Total nothing burger on a less than 50% turn out. Get to the results already.
Doubt there'll be a result tonight if that's true
efficiency savings
councils cut to the bone but we can start chipping away at the bone
Apparently Reform are the ones that requested the recount, looks like a narrow <100 vote Labour hold
I've seen recounts that were much tighter with way more votes and it still changed nothing
tice getting grilled on sky news kek
Kemi gone before the election in 2029/2030 lol no way she stays. She dogshit at PMQs even Ed Davey does better at pushing Labour.
Makes sense
It's a lot more than that if you add housing benefit, PIP Payments and council tax exemption.
It's also hilarious how the government decided they're giving out a £200 handout to 'lower income' families instead of actually addressing the problem why we fucking pay the highest electricity cost in the developed world.
You can't do it Dago because you've got no balls.
Restrict voting to 35-70 year old men who own property.
I don't get why we pay MPs so much money AND pay for their second houses AND they can fuck off to the private sector to make boatloads more money instead of doing the job we pay them to do.
If it were up to me
no second jobs
not allowed to make more than the national average wage
no second housing bollocks, every MP has to live in a custom-made Premier Inn
the parliamentary hotel should be in Coventry (central to the country) while Parliament gets refurbished and turned into a museum
Mate just told zia yusef just told him that reform won but labour requested a recount
mfw there might be a recount
goonani
His name is Muhammad Zia Yusef
They should make mps live in portacabins whilst they're in office
Secret News in from Labour North West WhatsApp, win but narrow for Runecorn.
Do the Tories now want more than zero seats?
jesas this woman got a crazy amount of votes, sweeping an entire half of them
Do the hobbits over in the Shire really hate immigrants that much to vote for this drunken lass?
umami punani
I have no idea their plan, Jenrick would have won them more votes. Maybe she's a sacrificial candidate.
/Seismic Shift/
Some reports that Keir is not happy. Not one bit. Gonna be a cobra meeting over how unhappy he is
Hoobits are based
He's going to punish us
Sources say Runcorn by election very tight between Labour and Reform, within "one hundred votes".
why are all the reform activists at the count brown?
Labour all smiles in Runcorn
Nigel hates white people, unironically
they'll work for cheap
Sources say Runcorn by election very tight between Labour and Reform, within "a cunts hair" says Angela Rayner
because they care about low cost immigrant labour.
Didn't think I'd have to stay up this late baka
Brown party innit. The reform platform is get all the pakis out, and replace each one with 15 indians. And plenty of niggers of course, as long as they arrive by plane and follow Britain's Hindusikhochristian culture
they have to pick brown people in brown areas because brown people only vote for other brown people
Counterpoint: being an MP should not be a full time job, and should not be salaried. There is absolutely no need for parliament to constantly be called. They should meet once, maybe twice a year. One of the big problems is that there simply isn't enough work for them to do so they start making up laws just for the sake of it.
Sky news journo says it's Labour who asked for the recount?
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Haven't poos completely failed to enter Australian politics though, even in heavily Indian areas
Runcorn is super white and load of there guys there are brown.
She supports Brexit, Lizz Truss and Nigel Farage. Andrea Jenkyns is in tune with the electorate. That's why we're fucked. It's what people want.
Dago is one of the weakest kids I've ever seen,
Electoral counters on suicide watch
Guy just spoke on stage, they're going to meet again, "doubtful votes". The state
he just chatting some shit to make sure he get his Overtime pay in sky news.
anti-Reform shills showing very clear symptoms of sand in their vaginas
lol
lmao
they're shaken.
Meanwhile, headlines are already all over media about a historic night for Reform and the shitshow for Con/Lab...
Labour are so bad at maths that they can't even tell when they're ahead.
Keir is not happy
good
In all my years I've never seen a bigger pussy than Dago.
Sir Starmer is ok. It could be worse.
I still Truss the plan, and am still deebly gonzerned about the mini budget fiasco. The pound gets a tiny bit weaker and everyone panics. However, you've now got a golden opportunity. Trump is deliberately weakening the dollar, so you have a chance to do the mini budget without losing too much against the dollar. You cant put it off forever
I saw more wogs today and yesterday in the old town than I've seen collectively in years
New voters
They had fire brigade unionists handing out leaflets telling people to not vote reform too
OH NO
I have schizo and am really gay
We have mostly the muslims here.
Reuse this thread when ready
Shame he didn't die there.
This, over on r/ukpolitics its all shock and awe
Firemen are fucking traitors. Won't do my cervix duty next time the anti social kids pelt them with water balloons
He still got 406/650 seats Kiers doesn't give a fuck about losing 1 seat lets be honest.
Optically it looks really bad and emotionally he'll be devastated
It's pretty funny watching their smug bullshit while Reform is assblasting them
Labour faggots already in the Bargaining Stage of grief
Why didn't the daft cunts vote reform when it mattered
I'm just waiting for the r/unitedkingdom reaction
They are even worse
They need to suffer first