By-election result hopefully soon.
Early results looking well for the Reform party.
bbc.co.uk
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Lots of discussions in Runcorn.
How does Runcorn manage to come up constantly in these threads
There's a by election in Runcorn for the House of Commons (the one that matters)
Sources telling me the Labour candidate has won, and will celebrate by beating the living shit out of one of his constituents at the count.
because the by-election is happening there right now? pay attention, yanktard
Police?
Quick chat was announced? Cobra meeting on starmers mood swings reportedly happening
because they throw in a MP election as the previous Labour MP punch up some fella so had to resign when he was on the bevs at 2am.
its free money!!
I know that, but even before today, Runcorn comes up way more often than I'd expect. Somehow it manages to maintain way more relevance than it should
Labour faggots already in the Bargaining Stage of grief.
It's a long story
it's normal lad in counting stations, they at all of them incase anyone fucks about.
Doubtful votes ooooooo :O
I think Runcorn holds some level of significance that hasn't been fully understood yet.
Ah, yeah, makes sense I guess. Just hadn't seen any until now.
Runcorn is a nexus point
Yank is bewildered by external stimuli
Josh.
The Battle of Runcorn and Helsby is upon us
Wtf I was just about to say it's a cosmic nexus point lol
I heard this too
I've got mike phone number if you want to go a round with him.
Because the Labour MP there attacked a guy who insulted him for some reason so had to resign
It comes up way, way more often than even Liverpool, which is already a tier 2 city. Its just strange to me. Its like if our America threads were always talking about some suburb of Las Vegas
For the intersection between bennys and mongs
The bennymong locus
Are there any ley lines going through Runcorn?
Everyone just want to see if reform win or labour hold so we can all fuck off to bed so we don't have to see you yank fucks.
Rubicon
WTF is all this shit about Runcorn? and why should I care?
not quite
Even if it's a loss it's still good for Reform
They are a much smaller party yet went toe to toe with the ruling party of the nation.
Them making it so close is crazy
What's the overall status update bongs?
Full results when?
Save the scran, save the world
Who can stop him?
You anons keep missing the part where I say that you talk about Runcorn all the time, as in prior to today, going back a long time. I come into these threads from time to time, and Runcorn gets mentioned in probably a third of them, far more often than I'd expect
shouldn't you cunts be in bed anyway
That midget zelemsky
I'm unemployed
I've got brinsomnia
4 votes in runcorn between reform or labour, allegedly to reform
BBC: REFORM WIN BY 4 VOTES
you cunts should be the in bed Sirs
t. canuck
ONLY FOUR VOTES SEPARATE LABOUR AND REFORM IN RUNCORN & HELSBY
FOUR.
source gb news
Fuuuuuuck
Runcorn takes all?
Sources say there was just 4 votes between them, a "cunts hair" says Angela Rayner
no way hahhha
We're already acquainted lad
500 years from now, historians will point to the Runcorn & Helsby result as the turning point in re-establishing Britannia
Runcorn is now the center of the political universe
Another full runcorn recount
itll be a long night.
Full recount ordered: BBC
to all the yanks and nadians out there looking at this shit like it matters NO ONE in England gives a flying fuck about local elections unfortunately. The only people that will vote are probably the ones trying to take over the country
I think reform will just lose Runcorn in the general election
I have zero clue what's happening
Is this even a big election
PANIC
Lady on gb news says starmer is lacking in leadership skills which means he has a small willy in a woman's eyes lol
I love the way she dances. I swear to God I would kill as many of you as I could to get her.
hope it's a fucking tie and they have to flip a coin
it's local councils, each small area, a "ward" elects a councillor, they do things like... collect waste, fill potholes and keep local libraries open.
the runcorn debacle is a labour MP who beat the shit out of one of his constituents to had to resign, his seat in parliament is up for grabs. current stance is reform won by 4 votes over labour but full recount is underway
it's happening
They should fight to the death for the seat of Runcorn. Saves doing a recount
Glad this Jewish Reform candidate lost
fuck this i'm going to sleep
He was a sound guy should have let him stay, who doesn’t have a punch up after a few bevvies at 2am.
the runcorn debacle is a labour MP who beat the shit out of one of his constituents to had to resign
That's the most bong thing I've heard. Was he having a pint
Cue Labour voters looking up what "four" is.
That weirdo who lives there needs to plug this data through his virtual girlfriend so that we can find out what is happening here
Riveting plotiticks tonight
WE SETTLE THIS THE ANCIENT WAY
Josh could have swung an election but he was too busy being a boring cunt here.
I said this
Going on a trek to froddy for a scrap is just runcornian culture
We've all done it
Full recount confirmed
Have him summoned before us
They don't do any of those things though. That's not even what they're for. The purpose of a system is what it does. So the purpose of the council is to increase council tax, then still go bankrupt while filth piles high because they spent all the binmen's pay on luxury hotels for African warlords, and then increase council tax again.
he was drunk actually kek
he got insulted and decided to twat the guy who insulted him and told him "you wont threaten the MP again, will you?"
Dago and Josh are weaklings.
Yes
Blimey!
The results the BBC is publishing
In battle, I would slaughter both you and Dago together.
Did you get fired from sleeping?
whats
brinsomnia
its 8PM here in BC mate.
t. expat brit living in canada with curry
Any of you cunts have any old bazza posts?
It's all going to hinge on Runcorn.
BC
That's gonna be AC soon anon.
He had one to many bevies and punch some guys lights out who tried to star in him.
"you wont threaten the MP again, will you?"
Putting the peasant in his place lol
Will Starmer even last a year?
And in love
We would have you weep
But not just from your eyes
aye, as long as his party doesn't push for a vote of no confidence (it wont) then he can last until 2029
The title of the establishment pedophile ring BBC article those results are from.
From the totally fair and unbiased child molestation and depraved establishment paid network.
Good lad, him.
Dago is a cowardly nonce who can't post his favourite records because of OPSEC but OPSEC doesn't matter any more.
Reform lost, they will definitely find 5 votes to tamper with
Important update
Sweet angel gone too soon RIP baz cracking cans with jesus now
The SAS will drag starmer out of his hidey hole and do a Gaddafi on him
LAB losing local seats everywhere
BBC is focusing on their one win
LMAO
'MURICA COLUMBIA
I'd take it.
The election was rigged btw.
You know I've had just enough of your absolute bullshit Jew lies, right? Your gibberish would work on other Anons. It won't work on me. You know why it won't won't work on me.
HAs the counting for the councils stopped? Must be late in UK
Your boned for another 4 years?
Starmer will cling onto power by any means necessary. He's already cancelled elections. There's no way he'll ever resign unless he thinks it will look statesmanly and he'll probably throw himself a parade to mark the occasion.
Why?
Even Ukrainian Pravda isn't that bad.
what this anon said but also even though it's not a general election it's basically the first test to the new (massively unpopular) Labour government as well as a post-mortem on the past 15 years of Tory rule and faliure
basically this election is like a giant poll of public opinion on the main two-parties and all their bullshit
Runcorn is important because it's been Labour held for a while and it becoming a power vacuum and having Reform take it would show how dissatisfied the usual Labour voters are (and how hated the Tories have become) that they'd vote a right-wing party in instead. Also it's a port town with industry there or something.
you don't know what you're on about yank
Keir the cobra meeting king called about 7 cobras during the Southport rebellion. Probably be alot more soon
Did the conservative leader kill himself in Canada yet, can’t believe he not only lost but got cuck in his own seat lmao what a failure. Trump really just handed the liberal another free term didn’t he.
It is written in the ancient texts that he who controls Runcorn controls the fate of the universe.
Isn't there some process in hospitals where they look at all their beds and note that one fat cunt has been resident for months?
the Tory rep on GB News has a dual UK/Ukraine flag pin
And they wonder why they're losing lol
Catherine Blaiklock was the founder and first leader of the Brexit Party
Blaiklock’s first husband was a Nepali called Gyaljen Sherpa whom she met in 1997 at Everest base camp, and with whom she has two children. Her second husband is a British Jamaican, Christopher Kirkpatrick.
Why are right-wingers like this?
Isn't his wife Venezuelan?
Yeh but, surely one of you blokes have old bazza quotes
If Josh is so cool why didn't he know about the Anon Babble "hack" and post about it several times weeks in advance?
Answer: Josh isn't cool
It's the NHS mate, they probably still send people pay packets who've died 50 years ago it's such a blackhole of bureaucracy
"Cobra" makes it sound like it's all about ninjas killing people and shit, but it's just soft cunts droning on about the full force of the law
The same goes for you Dago you catastrophic mess, Why are you such a fat retard?
Oh yeah, you might get arrested..I don't mean to put you in that predicament.. that's like posting anything negative about xi in China
Josh is cool if you're a 12 year old from a broken home wit learning difficulties
Time for Labour to search every mosque within an hour's drive of Runcorn for "misplaced" postal ballots
To add to this it’s a labour strong safe seat so reform cutting through is considered a big win because that means any seats could be lost across the country.
I can't sleep.
why didn't you vote for >her anon?
We have a Buddhist temple
Sources say they're accepting votes that had cocks drawn closer to the labour tick box
But he has ear gauges and a plastic necklace. These signify being "cool".. or being molested as a child. It depends
All it took was two browns to take down the conservative party
And one pudgy pig fucking toff to let them all in.
So has Milton Keynes but Milton Keynes is one of the blackest and most godless disasters in the history of the world.
You are clueless, literal the parties full name is The Conservative and Unionist Party there pro military. I forget yanks don’t know what war his on the continent when no one where they are geographically can threaten them.
GB NEWS: RECOUNT RESULT IS IMMINENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Come Runcorn la
Still no music Dago? The longer you leave it the worse it's gonna get.
Who's the new King of England?
Is Queer Starmer getting BTFO at least?
No thank you.
You don't even live in Runcorn and nor does Eddie.
T. MI6
Yeah and people need to stop jumping in front of Avanti west coast trains in Milton Keynes and ruining everyone trying to leave London
No it isn't.
starmer won’t resign
Only because they are bloody minded bastards.
Here is Starmer at a weekly booze party on Downing Street - while we were locked up and told not to associate with each other because of a deadly plague which nobodies ever seen anyone die of.
He is a (((Lawyer))) married to a jew, the chief prosecutor who is known as
The Ring Master
who made his position on facilitating the entrenched pedo network that is the british power establishment, letting their perverted activities go unpunished.
He loathes and sneers at the public knowing that we all hate him and the labour party (which is functionally just a pedo ring) but that we also damn well know that the other party the conservatives are only about stealing money for themselves hand over fist and that they stole billions by hoaxing ‘deadly covid’. To get rid of the conservatives put labour in power by default.
Oopsie 5 votes went missing, labour win
Are Nige must be thrilled.
Let's see if my tripcode still works after the "hack"
Nigel has declared victory on twitter
When can we expect the results of the recount?
Zero alcohol beer
You just know, absolute paedo
When the sun passes the yard arm
Imagine the seethe if Farage became PM one day.
Hope they kick the wogs out
I think technically Lord Alli is the ring master, Starmer's more of a taker than a giver.
doing the exact same strat as orange man announcing victory before the count even stops kek
The count did stop. Recounts are a meme.
Nope, that's not my tripcode despite the same password.
Marge, do we have a yard arm??
not that I've heard. I wish I could believe the vote was just people angry at Trump but I still think its been rigged.
Nigel is /ourguy/…most of the time at least.
I’m not saying that conservative politicians are all handsome because they aren’t but labour politicians are disgusting.
He's not, but he's the closest we've got. He's more like our useful idiot that we're using until Britler comes along.
Our choice has been
the labour party
a bunch of mumbo jumbo looney pedophiles now run by this figure The Ring Master who appeared out of nowhere or
the conservatives
A privileged private snob-school mafia who think that they are entitled to steal everything from us that isn’t nailed down.
Starmer cornered by the public
had to be rescued by the police
Starmer got cornered by a mob of pedophile hunters 18 months before labour was elected and the police had to rescue him, later when one of the labour parties pet nogs stabbed all those little girls because the nog was literally an islamic terrorist and starmer and labour lied and made the nog into a victim pretending he wasn’t a terrorist (until it all came out in the trial that he absolutely is an islamic terrorist) Starmer had used events to revenge himself on the british public for scaring him that time when the baying mob of pedo hunters cornered him. Everyone said the government had to go then but the bastard sneered through the media
”It doesn’t work that way”
well watch, starmer you piggy faced nonce conspiring cunt, if this is how “it works” we’ll still soon be shut of you.
I hope once he’s not got special branch protection the pedo hunters get his address, travel itinerary and phone number.
There’s people who might even see to it that they do. :)
Pic: Sir Kier covered up Sir Jimmy’s crimes. You can imagine how bad it got? Starmer hid his files.
im returning to the past
first time around Labour up by ten
second time Reform up by four
It doesn’t seem to matter where in the world an election is held, THERES always minor counting discrepancies. Most of the time it doesn’t matter but in razor thin contests it obviously does.
If labour somehow win by a few votes it will do a lot of damage to people's faith in our democracy just like Americas rigged election in 2020 or whenever it was
Hi, my name's Dago and my testicles are so small I daren't post a single record that I like because the USAF won't let me.
You are forgetting that this country is full of gaylords
Yeah, 100% true. Even many Democrats in the US admit 2020 was absolutely fucked but they “won” so they weren’t too terribly concerned.
Do you lie uncontrollably or are you a propogandist or something?
DAGO YOU ARE ONE THE GAYEST NIGGERS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
MAN, YA'LL ARE SOME GAY ARSE NIGGERS
THE AIR FORCE HAS GOT YOU SO WHIPPED YOU CAN'T EARNESTLY POST A SINGLE RECORD LMFAO
YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT
I HATE YOU
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I just want my goolies twiddled
lol that turnout in west of england
is is usally that low?
also some retards were booing the reform candidate
Local election turnout is usually pretty low and a lot of these mayoral elections are quite new so no one gives a shit.
I don’t know about regional turnout in that part of Ingurland but I’ve felt for a long time that constituencies with historically low turnouts are prime locations for upstart parties. Overall low turnout means an upstart party can spend a bunch of their resources to marginally increase their turnout in that seat and win. It seems like easy money to me.
Did they botch the count in Bristol?
Arron Banks lost.
Alexander Jones lost.
DAGO IS EASILY THE GAYEST NONCE IN THE WHOLE WORLD
ACTUALLY NO, THAT'S [email protected]
THAT NIGGER IS EASILY THE GAYEST NONCE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
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America did it first electing President Trump and especially REelecting him after the BIG RIG.
I think that’s led everyone to see the possibilities.
Plus just sheer exasperation. And a brakedown in TV screen brainwashing because nobodies watching after that covid hoax they did.
I can only hope it continues down this road. We have to stop tolerating, or they will never stop abusing us while we do tolerate it. Because that is what they do, they abuse. It’s what draws them into politics like shitmoths to a shitcandle.
Both political parties should be investigated and criminalised. All media likewise. And everyone would cheer as they were sentenced.
wokies
can’t be used as a fake plastic ‘the public’ in fake news media if we’ve sent them all to Ukraine, armed with their pointy-pointy opinions and dayglo orange combat suits.
doncaster and west of england lost because of retarded conservative voters
Fucking alex jones lost
Makes sense, I've never seen such disdain to the point of phobia regarding the working class from a politician as Starmer
Discarded sponkies
How come there seem to be genuine schizophrenics posting ITT anyway? Do they always post in brit/pol/? If so, why?
Happens in all generals.
Mental illness and all that, you know?
yes you are right
it's what all the political science has shown in the 21st century. labour heartlands gave way to the most apathy in the blair years. labour were winning with huge majorities but most people weren't voting
along came the bnp, huge support. then ukip. then out of the blue, brexit with thumping majorities. labour had no idea what the fuck happened because they didn't even recognise their own people anymore
CAULDRON I NEARLY WENT HOME WITH YOUR OLDER SISTER LAST WEEKEND
THE WHOLE NIGHT WAS ON AND WHEN IT CAME TIME TO GO HOME SHE CLEARLY WANTED TO TO GO HOME WITH ME, UNTIL I TOLD HER "HEY YOU KNOW I KNOW YOUR BROTHER, "ANON."
SHE WAS LIKE
WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW ANON
WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S MY BROTHER?
IT WAS AT THIS POINT THAT I PULLED OUT HUNDREDS OF POLAROIDS OF YOU AND HER, HER, AND YOU, PULLED DOWN MY TROUSERS AND PANTS AND SHOVED ALL THOSE PICTURES UP MY ARSE
YOUR SISTER RAN OFF TERRIFIED! BUT IF I HADN'T DONE THAT THERE'S A CHANCE MY DNA WOULD BE MIXED WITH YOURS
A combination of terminally online spastics who get invested in bullshit namefagging drama and actual 77th shills trying to shit up the board so we don't accidentally do too much noticing.
Which one are you then?
kek this old Labour mayor in Doncaster is on Sky News doing everything she can to distance herself from London. Hilarious.
IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THE WORLD WOULD BE IF YOUR SISTER AND I HAD OFFSPRING
CONGRATULATIONS REFORM
JEWS WIN AGAIN
IMAGINE YOUR SISTER'S IQ WITH MY HEIGHT AND GOOD LOOKS
THOSE KIDS WOULD BE CHAMPIONS
I have a day off tomorrow. I decided to spend it with you, because you seem like a top bloke.
Runcorn&Helsby recount almost finished
why did she pronounce Doncaster as D'uncstr
RETVRN
Don't call people spastics it's impolite.
it's just donny
another fucking recount
Do you know where you are?
They can have 7 each btw
She sounded like her mouth was drier than a desert. In her defense, she had been awake all night and just finished giving her victory speech.
why do Mancs say Manchstr?
YOUR SISTER FANCIES ME MAULDBENG AND I THINK SHE'S A GOOD LOOKING GIRL TOO
HOW ABOUT YOU HOOK US UP? i'M A DOLPH LUNGREN TIER 6FT 4" CHAD AND YOUR SISTER IS A BIG BRAIN
IT'S SIMPLE MATHEMATICS
OUR KIDS WOULD BE SPECTACULAR AND BENEFIT YOUR FAMILY LINE IN VERY GOOD WAYS, MAKING YOU AND YOUR PARENTS HAPPY NOT TO MENTION YOUR SISTER
DAGO YOU'VE GOT SISTERS AS WELL HAVEN'T YOU
IF THEY WANT STRONG AND TALL KIDS I WILL IMPREGNATE AS MANY OF THEM AS YOU WANT
HOW ABOUT THAT?
Good work Reform. Once again splitting the Right vote and insuring a Labour victory.
Why did you capitalise "right"?
I would argue it’s the goddamn tories that are gumming up the works. If they fucked off, Reform would win easily.
You are an imbecile.
you have 1 post (एक) to explain why Reform would be bad for queen and country (nightmare mode: without mentioning your pip)
why would literally anybody vote labour unless they are a BAME or a boomer?
in a world without sisters we could've been heroes
GCHQ AND MI5 IF YOUR AGENTS WON'T LET ME BREED THEIR SISTERS YOU MIGHT HAVE TO ARRANGE FOR ME TO IMPREGNATE OTHER WOMEN.
LET'S BE CLEAR. I'M SOME OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY GENETICS YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIVES.
I CAN GET GIRLS BUT I THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO HAVE TO STEP IN TO ENSURE I BREED WITH THE APPROPRIATE FEMALES TO MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE WE BEAT THE RUSSIANS AND CHINESE
Rumors: Labour downcast in Runcorn
Boomers don't like labour, labour rely on the bame and disillusioned lefty voters
I CAN GET GIRLS BUT I THINK THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO HAVE TO STEP IN
like josh saying he can get a job but thinks the government should step in anyway
Do you fascist bastards like Reform or not?
No not really they lack elan.
Runcorn is domp, they actually want more bames
I'LL QUIT WANKING
JUST SEND THE FEMALES THROUGH AND I'LL KNOCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM UP
THEN YOU'LL HAVE MORE MUTANTS ON YOUR HANDS THAN YOU CAN DEAL WITH
I'LL RAISE SOME, THE WOMEN WILL RAISE SOME, AND THE STATE CAN RAISE SOME
I CAN GUARANTEE A 20% MUTANT GENIUS RARE
THE OTHER 80% WILL EITHER NEED TERMINAL CARE OR YOU CAN DESTROY THEM
DOUBTFUL BALLOTS
NO IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT
MY SEED IS WORTH INFINITELY MORE THAN HIS
find it funny that the most crucial part of this election is centered of goblin bennie spacker nonce's gaff.
ok josh two
they've thrown out ballots
The fix is in.
(((doubtful ballots)))
RIGGED
I'M NOT JOSH YOU SMELLY FAGGOT SO WATCH OUT IF YOU'RE GONNA CALL ME HIM BEFORE I SMASH YOUR SKULL TO PIECES AND PILLAGE ANY WOMEN YOU'VE GOT
pretty blonde dyke wants more bames
When will it end lads
Nige declaring victory was probably a smart move. Changes the narrative from being a slender Labour win to being a Reform win stolen after just the right number of ballots were mysteriously thrown out...
if she is satisfied living amongst 65 IQ rapist niggers and subhuman apes that carry lidl shopping bags on their heads no hands then she is pretty much a worthless nigger herself if it makes you feel better
When she realises that it's fashionable to say nigger and it pays better than Onlyfans.
(((discrepancy)))
Reform is looking anxious now
IT'S FUCKING OVER
creepy manlet kike in with the fear, uncertainty and doubt goy psyop before the rig drops
THEY'RE GONNA STEAL IT
Oh, no, Runcorn is about to be FORTIFIED
How are >we (reformchads) doing?
you don't know what you're on about yank
Don't even start. You wouldn't be talking that absolute bollocks if I had a UK flag. You know everything I said is true. There are councils currently housing boatwogs while the binmen remain unpaid.
Night lads
Goodnight, fren.
CAULDRON'S SISTERS ARE RIPE FOR MY UTTERLY STUPENDOUS GENIUS CUM
FARAGE ON THE SCENE
Sounds like they're having another recount. Labour are making sure democracy won't be threatened by people voting the wrong way.
NIGEL IS ARRIVING AT RUNCORN
DAGO YOUR SISTERS ARE RIPE FOR MY SEED
DO YOU WANT 150 IQ GENIUSES THAT ARE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR TALLEST FAMILY MEMBERS OR WHAT?
yo mates
why didn't josh go to this in person and wave to us on cam? He doesn't have a job so its not like he has anything else to do. He could have made it a top tier banter moment considering Runcorn is otherwise just literal who Bantu dumping ground
DECLARATION SHORTLY
Sex: F
Bit rude of them to grade you like that
ARE NIGE
reform are mogging
is nige gonna be the PM?
THE NIGE HAS ARRIVED
NIGEL IS HERE
I'd love Sarah Pochin to suck every last drip of cum out of me bollocks
Sir Nigel :)
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Nigel looks sleepy. I hope he takes a well deserved nap.
Sky "sources" rumour that Reform have done it
IT SOUNDS LIKE REFORM HAS WON THE SEAT
By five votes instead of the four votes before the recount.
Historic Reform Victory
Labour and Conservatives both in shambles
5 votes kek
IT'S TIME
Why does everyone in Runcorn have a Norwood 9 slaphead?
FOUR FUCKING VOTES
Some of you Runcorn nighers didn't show up
Lol, did Rachel Reeves do the maths on the fake votes they needed?
proper british genetics
based tory boomers
Beaming
Massive swings
LOL SOMEONE JUST SAID "WHERE'S JOSH? WHERE'S JOSH?"
He’s having a great morning.
goes to recount
Reform wins by one vote
josh decides outcome of election
End of days stuff
holy shit DECLARATION IDS HABBENING
SIR
IM DRAFTING A LETTER TO YOIR FATHER
SOIR
SAAAR A LETTER IS BEING DRAFTED
"English Democrats Deport All Fucking Niggers" Party goes hard
when you get lost on the way to the darts match and they let you wander on stage somehow
Poor Sarah doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page.
lol @ volt uk thinking they'll get ANYWHERE
Ooof they couldn't rig it
REFORM WON BY 6 VOTES
HAHA YES
She literally looks like when she was 30 years old she would have been an absolute banger. I'd still give her some young knob even now though desu
josh two
Actually she does but it’s sparse. She only 39. Bruh. I thought she was 50.
(((Falkenstein))) vs Karen
The state of local politics
STOP THE VOTE
SIX?!
SIX?!
SIX
6 VOTES WEW
Nige won
Monster Raving Loony man makes me sad. Like zany boomer humour of a bygone era still trying to keep the flame alive and remind us of what we once had but now when you go outside it is just a swarm of BAMEs.
THE VOTES ANON!
She's too nervous
Might just be the sniff tho
Kek, Labour really are too stupid to even rig an election properly. They recounted and threw out their own votes.
Shame the Reform winner is an immigrant loving neolib.
He's been in politics longer than anyone else there
I WOULD IMPREGNATE DAGO'S SISTERS WITH MY 150IQ, 6FT 4" SEED
He’s Silent Generation but yes, I understand what you mean. Relic of a bygone era.
PRIME MINISTER NIGE
Politics is mean, we need a bit of levity :) it isn't the end of the world :)
LOONY TVNE
DID YOU HEAR THE GREAT NEWS
"THE GOOD NEWS" HAS BEEN REFORMED TO THE GREAT NEWS
LONG LIVE WILLIAM, HELICOPTER WARRIOR OF ALL ANGLOS
She’s 56
Still would
Yeah its like 1970s humour or something, my dad used to make jokes about them. Him standing there just gave me some seriously hardcore melancholy. Because I know as soon as I go outside to get something from shop its just wall to wall jaundice eyeballed bantus that cannot relate to that at all and have literally utterly nothing in common with us or our collective cultural zietgiest. Or maybe my ADHD spacker meds are kicking in but yeah right in the feels.
Hopefully it'll turn out Nigel is posing as a leftwing civic nationalist just to get to government
These results are looking the least worst outcome, but we are fast approaching the brink lads
WE DID REDDITORINO LADDOS
Looked like he was happy that reform won tbf
so does reform replace the conservative party as opposition?
lol at the Labou dude on GB News about to pour his heart out, and they cut to Nigel speaking
Is he gonna be OK?
sarah is very pretty and a relaxing voice too. would :DDD
Lord Brady has the George Plimpton (ancient sports writer and oddly a prominent media personality in America) accent down perfectly. They could have been raised in the same house.
40
hate publicity since 'ele school, pozzed or negged doesnt matter simple as
Oh, then she looks fucking great for her age.
Analyst on GB news just said a general election with this voting pattern would mean 427 seats for Farage.
He would be PM with a 200+ seat margin.
HUGE.
inb4 it's not national election nobody cares blah
This is a massive spash and you know it.
No, they still only have 5 MPs.
In some ways, Nige is like Boris. He just wants to be popular. I'm not sure he believes in anything. He'd import a billion bames if he thought it would work, or he'll put them in camps if he thinks it's a vote winner. There are advantages to putting people like that in power, but as the Boriswave showed, it's a dangerous game.
Id love to see it but Labour are only a year into their run so there will not, barring a collapse, be a new general election anytime soon. Whatever happened to the Fixed Term Parliaments Act?
They made the archetypal brinnie and meme on him.
High iq stuff
He'd import a billion bames if he thought it would work, or he'll put them in camps if he thinks it's a vote winner.
Based.
worst part is they import 1 million BAMEs a year and a GE is not for another 4 so its a minimum of 4 million more invader BAMEs by then plus boriswavers will have ILR and can all vote
It was scrapped because it turns out not being able to dissolve a non-functioning parliament is a spectacularly bad idea. It should never have gotten royal assent in the first place, but typical of the queen to have zero grasp of her constitutional role
Majority 6 (0.1%)
wew
It's literally an operation to both derail any political conversations that are deemed troublesome and an attempt to get anons to share personal information or their photo.
Nigel going all out on Sky News.
Move out of the city ffs
Demoralisation and projection at its finest.
Josh is what they think of us.
Nige’s unrelenting hatred of the Conservative Party is just delicious.
Amazing to think that a drunken brawl in Runcorn will now be recorded in the history books.
he' gonna cry
better be nice for five minutes before we get jacked
It was the Conservatives who put the refugee hotel in Runcorn. You'd hardly ever see a bame and now every time I go out there's Africans and hijabis all over the place
Watching Nige for 15+ years, his hatred of the Tories has always been clearest. He fucking HATED David Cameron. Perhaps more than he hated Tony Blair.
better get a LICENSE
Nigel is an optics guy. His main criticism of the rivers of blood speech is that it shut down the debate on immigration
i quit elike the black lady on sky newss
i wanter her to do a poo on me
Eddie?
Understandable. I hate Republicans more than Democrats because Republicans are supposed to be the good guys but they’re not.
Having read that Michael Crick book about Nige, it's pretty amazing how he's gotten this far. Truly a political survivor.
Who was he a gold bullion banker with again?
i hate everyone that claims a side or a clique instead of discussing each topic logcialy and without emotion or alliegence
No clue. It was the only big Nige biography I found years back.
Bro ran for the House of Commons seven times before he won on the eighth try and somehow there’s a legitimate chance he will end up as PM. Obviously it’s still four years until the next general election assuming Labour doesn’t meltdown but it’s a remarkable journey Are Nige has taken. He’s the poster boy for stick-to-it-ness.
If Nigel became Prime Minister, he would be the 9th British Prime Minister in history who never attended university. Britain has not had a prime minister with only a high school degree since John Major (1990 to 1997).
en.wikipedia.org
did he drive himself
Big nige and his father were very much part of the furniture.
Only spastics vote.