Urkel never acted like a nigger

Unfortunately, there are so many punk ass wangsta niggers being assholes that decent guys like you get shit on anyway. One more reason blacks need to go back to policing their own.

be black and see a black being a dumb nigger...I'd personally bitch slap him til he cried for his momma...then if she came to his defense, I'd slap her til she cried too

Literally all a nigger understands is violence.
Be grateful you are just black and aren't a nigger.

White people that grew up in the 90s watched a ton of black family shows. The difference is that them being black was rarely part of their personality or their entire identity. They also had a nuclear family unit.

i hate myself to be honest
i am a weak beta. i do things out of anxiety over our communal needs but get shat on. weakness only gets exploited. thanks anyway for the kind words bro

make a good role model for black people, someone who’s interested in math, science and bettering his community

make him a stereotypical nerd so black innately associate such actions with being a nerd, thereby making them crave the opposite

Gee I wonder what the ethnicities of the producers were

People like urkel get beat up by niggas at school. I was one of them during elementary, which turned me more into a jaded chad later. Bullying works, but you're still kinda right about it.

Also, the black culture worships athletes, musicians, actors, and rappers. Not exactly the best role models for progressing a society.

>make him a stereotypical nerd so black innately associate such actions with being a nerd, thereby making them crave the opposite

Eh we have it worse today. Now you have blacks who just happen to be the smartest and sanest one in the room just because, despite looking like a typical SF liberal or that they're from the nearest Black Power/ BLM rally.

Go back to Africa

Audience member laughs

youtube.com/watch?v=n7jPuQfkE9w

thinks he's weak

It's the mind that is strong or weak.
You're probably stronger than you believe.
You've resisted becoming a nigger.
Just like I resisted becoming white trash.

Most of us that grew up like Erkel are NEETs/Hikki's and borderline autistic, withdrawn from society so you don't really get to see us.

Special episodes were everywhere in the 90s. You couldn't be a sitcom without a few of them, no matter how ridiculous they were.

this dude bred a famous weed strain (purple urkle) and has a cannabis company

Sad part is those episodes worked on majority of normies.

Schrödinger's Nigger

whites are infinitely more sophisticated on that front, even the racist 'white trash' sobriquet belies a rich and wonderful culture. our race (blacks) is just trash bro. the fact that you compliment me just shows how compassionate and nice of a human being you are

Quite impressive how out of 215 episodes of that show only two were about muh racism. Pic rel in one of the early seasons and one near the end of the series, about Eddie (?) being stopped and questioned out of nowhere by two white cops who didn't know he's Carl's son.

urkel was a psyop to discredit intellectualism in black communities

It's real

Holy shit.

Seinfeld never had any of that gay shit.

Saved By The Bell

Jessie Diet pills episode

Zach Drinking and driving crash car episode

90210 had one every month

7th Heaven had one every month

Seinfield was about jews living in their rent control apartments not being productive to society. It was gay on premise alone.

Knowing what we know now, it seems obvious that the government was paying for and directing the nature of the special episodes.

Aaron Spelling loved him some special episodes.

Of course. They did the same thing in our schools.

Did Power Rangers ever have special episodes?

I do that too, it just means you like order and not living in a shit pit.

the problem is that the vast majority of nonwhites are cynical, zero-sum self-serving thinkers. we will, even on a planetary scale, lose. its insane.

Urkel was written as the comedy nerd character. I'm sure there are a handful of Urkels in real life but the character is much more myth than fact. There's probably more wiggers than black nerds by several orders of magnitude.

Are you stuck living amongst a bunch of low iq gang banging gta5 npcs?

Wiggers were a late '80s-early '00s thing. They don't actually exist any more. What you have now is the universal muttoid 'culture.'

They frequently had an after the show Moment Of Reality. Kids, when you hit people or shoot them you hurt and kill them IRL. Stuff like that.

SBTB also had an anti-drinking special episode, which was a very prevalent thing in shows. Boy Meets World had two of them back-to-back. It ties into advocacy groups like DARE which links to

Urkel is a fantasy negro that behaves like a white guy
he doesnt exist

yeah they abused the self esteem right out of me. the problem with being unfairly targeted as a kid is that you internalize the hatred. you believe something is innately wrong with you no matter how hard you try and act right. now i live with perpetual anxiety and heightened self-consciousness

when you shoot them

Did they ever use their guns in their holster? I think Kimberly had a bow and arrow and used it infrequently. Billy or whoever had a gun or one of the guys did. But i don't remember them shooting people much.

youtube.com/watch?v=eVaYOl6zjVM

Even cartoons had them.

Yes and lots of movies my fav is ivan ooze

Urkel was also a fictional character who experienced things real life blacks do not
might as well ask why they don't use Bill Cosby as a role model any more

tfw you lived to witness 5'4 100 pound suburban white teens with the biggest JNCO jeans immaginable trying to act black

Yes but their prevalence waned as imprisonment became big business

Captain Planet was an entire series of special episodes about the climate. My dad hated when I would watch it.

I need Chris rock to bail me out here

There should have been way more blacks coming to Cosby's defense. Fucking insane how they assassinated his character.

girls come up to cosby's room for favors

the girls did cocaine before even meeting him and willingly did it with him at his parties

HE DRUGGED US

Fucking hate this fucking time.

Other shows had various "climate" related episodes. Pro-rainforest shit was another big thing in the 90s. There was that animated movie shown to all kids in schools that Robbin Williams voiced in.

They use their blasters against the Pudgey Pig because he keeps eating their melee weapons but the got away from them quickly. Partly because they don't want to be showing kids how guns work and partly because they were more about Giant Robot vs Monster Of The Week.

Too white.
Niggers see responsible well spoken niggers as being " white " and kikes liked to use them for comedy purposes in the shows.
The kind of nigger who would rule the world, have all the doors opened for them, be able to do anything they want. The smart well spoken " white " nigger.

Don't act like this you're acting white

Like Obama.

Damn cunt, sorry to hear that it sounds brutal. I can only imagine the levels of nigger fatigue you must have.
Undeniably the problem isnt with you, logically speaking, although I can see how the feelings would still linger. Maybe you can try live in the bush or some shit

Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest?

tfw when Denzel Washington got called a nigger to his face in a room of jewish producers

that story still tickles me.

They had to fire the middle daughter to pay his salary and she ended up doing porn under the name Rave or some shit. I liked the show because it was the Die Hard cop at home the TV show.

thanks bro. i know it doesn't cost you much but your compassionate, validating response means the world to me. you shouldn't let your guard down though, plenty of horrible nigs around, especially the south sudos in your country. eliminate any attempt to coddle and entertain their self-victimization and give them the boot

That's the one. It wasn't even shown in class at my school, everyone watched it in the auditorium. I tried watching it again recently, never seeing it since, and laughed at how heavy-handed the propaganda in it was.

whites good because xyz (not my race)

blacks bad because xyz (my race)

From my perspective as a white man, yes youre right, and XYZ may be objectively true. You've gotta take pride in your own race, whatever it may be. If you cannot better those of your own kind, disconnect from them and focus on your own family. Your family is the smallest racial unit, start there and build the future you want to see

Don't forget Sonic Sez
Based 90s dad seething at Ted Turner's marxist brainwashing

whites are innately better though. far more poised, calm and constructive. there's a clear deficit on our part. and you're absolutely bang on about the family unit, i am weak and powerless on a societal scale, but i will keep my family in check. thanks bro :thumbsup:

Urkel is a great role model for melanated youth.
For black guys in their 20s, Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel Air is another good role model. Smart, educated, family man, doesn't make excuses for ape-like criminal behavior. As a matter of fact, Carl Winslow is a good one for similar reasons. Funny how black characters like that don't exist in modern media anymore.

Did they ever use their guns in their holster? I think Kimberly had a bow and arrow and used it infrequently. Billy or whoever had a gun or one of the guys did. But i don't remember them shooting people much.

they cut the guns very very early on in season 1 when the show went meteoric

and YES
the

"after school special"

tier episodes with "special lessons" were absolutely a part of almost every single 80's/90's show including ALF (one of the greatest shows ever made)

Black characters used to be fleshed out characters that happened to be black. Now, their entire identity and purpose in the show is that they're black.

Other shows had various "climate" related episodes. Pro-rainforest shit was another big thing in the 90s. There was that animated movie shown to all kids in schools that Robbin Williams voiced in.

THIS

and we were constantly taught about "MUH O-ZONE LAYER" and "MUH ACID RAIN" as if they were indisputable facts of our impending doom

All these shows on tv were jewish creations. Even if there was some good shows, it was all meant for the jews to capture the black audience. They were also meant to stay agreeable to make all the soccer moms happy. Tv has always been a waste of time.

but urkel was huge and loved, he was supposed to be a minor character in a family show, but he basically took over the show.
At the end it becomes a scifi lol

I just remembered that the very first episode for Degrassi TNG is part special episode. Although that aired in 2001, not the 90s.

Degrassi TNG was pretty much Special Episode : The Series.

That's because they blacklisted all the good writers from the good old days after the writer's strikes especially the one in the 2000s. Used to be writers could subtly weave a message into an entertaining story, the messaging was there but it was subtle enough not to come out and clobber you over the head repeatedly.

The new crops of writers dropped all the pretenses of entertainment, stories that make sense, developed characters, etc. and made the messaging the core premise of media. Very very sloppy.

he's a fictitious character, you fucking idiot

Seinfeld had an episode where they call go to a Bris, and another episode where they Jerry and Elaine try to have this "friends with benefits" relationship that social engineers are trying to convince normies is an actual thing. It doesn't work out in the show though, so it's kind of sending a message against that. Seinfeld is unusually based, and Bris awareness is kind of anti-Bris, since people tend to not like it when they research it more. Good point, anon.

I love thinking back and realizing that they told an entire generation of Elementary school kids how they're all going to die young because of some climate shit. Those same fuckers wondered why Millennials were always fucked up and cynical.

Cheers mate, all the best. Try not to get too beaten down, try and invest some money to get out of that hell

I honestly never watched it after that first episode. It was so fucking ridiculous, I just couldn't.

this fictional nigger character acts so White

Yes we know Hollywood kike

Used to be writers could subtly weave a message into an entertaining story, the messaging was there but it was subtle enough not to come out and clobber you over the head repeatedly.

what the fuck are you talking about nigger?

the 80's and 90's literally bashed your head in with a brick about their messaging, nothing 'subtle' or hidden about it
FUCK, they would have MAIN CHARACTERS break the fucking '4th wall' to talk to the audience and everyrthing
it was absurd

by the mid 90's the climate hysteria was so cynical they would un-ironically tell children we were 'all going to die anyway when the o-zone layer burns off so 'fuck it'

the entire o-zone layer larp was absolutely and positively madness looking back

This right here. Growing up in a white area, whites want you to be a nigger, even if you don't act like one. They'll disrespect you for not talking a certain way or acting out a certain way because they find that entertaining. So if you act like a nigger, they don't respect you but if you don't act like a nigger, they won't respect you.

Thinking about the ozone hysteria, it reminds me that the government and media have been using the same fearmongering tactics for decades, just on the next generation and then the next. It explains so much. And also puts a good argument that we should probably ban hollywood entertainment and media at some point from ever having power like that again.

NOOO you can't go outside you'll get skin cancer because of the ozone layer being shit

NOOO you can't go outside you'll get kidnapped because everyone is an evil pedophile

NOOO you can't play video games they're too violent

NOOO you can't listen to that music it's satanic

Goddamn I miss the 90s

My 12 year old white Midwestern daughter asked me the other day, "Dad, what happened to black people? Like, they used to dress so normal, and act so normal. Now they're all just weird."

They never change what works. The same tactics were used for COVID, just target the most vulnerable people in society (kids and the elderly) and make the outcome death or equally bad (rape, kidnap, etc.).

That margin has increased from children to 30+ year old manchildren, since they were part of that 90s programming anyway. Man we need a big social reset.

I agree. The problem with resetting a society or country, is that the standard of living takes an extreme hit. The vast majority don't want to sacrifice that time, even though it'll make everything better afterward. Eventually though it'll happen because it always does at some point for every country. People just keep putting off, thinking it'll happen after they're already dead.

The Nazis had to basically reset their country by taking control and forcing regimes on them. It wasn't pretty, but necessary. Other countries have done the same. It's kinda sad that most people are just lemmings. No wonder they get taken advantage of so easily by immoral psychopaths.

Nobody wants to live during a country's ascension or decline because it's awful. EVERYONE wants to live during the middle part. At the same time everyone, no matter what they say, believe they're living during the good middle part. If they truly believed they were living in the decline, they'd jump ship immediately.

You will do what I want on Family Matters.

Be the best damn Urkel you can be.

He's a nerd.
He was created to show how much of an unattractive freak you are when you do science instead of hustling and gang banging like all the cool blacks do.

for me, it's Stefan

He was created to show how much of an unattractive freak you are when you do science instead of hustling and gang banging like all the cool blacks do.

The fact he kept chasing after the girl and she never cared for him shows how bluepilled the show was.

ya i vaguely recall urkel building a time machine at some point lol

>NOOO you can't go outside you'll get kidnapped because everyone is an evil pedophile

>NOOO you can't play video games they're too violent

>NOOO you can't listen to that music it's satanic

lmao basically all of this shit is true to some extent.....

and the videogames are less so much "too violent" as they are addictive heroin designed to destroy lives (now days at least)

videogames are literally a civilization-level abortion pill that annilhates birth rates

unironically look at the middle east/africa and india:
there is basically NO video game culture in the middle east or india (where the market could be prodigous) and their populations are booming out of fucking control madness
how crazy is that
vidya is basically non-existent in india/africa and the middle east, and their birth rates are through the roof

videogames unironically killed white birth rates

At least she was still a virgin. Try finding a black girl that's a virgin after 12 these days.

At least she was still a virgin.

There was no evidence she wasn't fucking someone on the side.

they do, but incels wouldn't know

The fact he kept chasing after the girl and she never cared for him shows how bluepilled the show was.

thats actually a red-pill many men today refuse to swallow

That show went so far off the rails it ended up on a completely different network than the one it started on! Eventually it became the wacky invention of the week show with Urkel and Carl. I was there for the whole ride from beginning to end. 10/10 would watch again. Maybe when my brain starts going in old age.

blaming video games

Yes, don't blame women for all having expectations that are only matched by a single-digit percentage of all men. Don't blame women for not staying virgins until they're married and instead having 100+ body counts by the time they graduate HS. I can tell you're a super simp.

Her character, along with Urkel & even Eddie were all virgins. These are established character traits shown in the story.

Why are white people in this country so damn obsessed with black people? Especially the white people that claim they hate black people, mother fuckers can not get enough of them, always seeking black attention. Always trying to have a say in what they are doing. Good or bad there's going to be white people floating around trying to put their two cents in. 14% of the population and all you hear is black people this, black people that. Black people are white people's favorite hobby apparently.

It was never said that they were virgins. It was never brought up ever in the show. At least her and Eddie. And Eddie was a known womanizer in the show. he was NOT a virgin.

jews force blacks in everything, and it makes you either like or hate them.

Lefty is dead, feel old yet?

Facts.

i bet
nigger is a state of mind

Season 5, Episode 14, literally titled "Live A Virgin"

You clearly never watched the show, have a shit memory, or are just arguing in bad faith. Which is it?

relax

You probably got some white genes in you otherwise you would act similar to your brown inner city brothas. Be gald you can use your brain and be a civilised person and not a fucking deranged violent nigger.

I dont know how i missed this episode. it seems such a one off.

I still get made fun of by grown ass black adults. Just the other day I walked into a restaurant to pick up my order and 2 black dudes and a black woman stood behind me. As soon as I spoke they started giggling at me like it was high school all over again because I sound "white". Even if I wear good clothes I still get treated like a criminal on both sides of the fence. There is no winning. All I can hope for is if isekai is real and I can go to a world full of magic and monsters.

I'm never relaxed, especially around blacks. When you relax, that's when someone gets you.

Eh at this point, I would go full Urkel as a black man just to twist things up. It'll surprise people and you might actually get compliments, especially if you have smooth talking.

sound white

I love how even blacks admit that blacks naturally are retarded. What else would that mean? Just like how "acting white" means that blacks know they aren't civilized and commit more crime than whites.

this shit still runs on german tv
fuck america
fuck your shithole and everthinh it stands for

He didn't act like a nigger either, the one that did was his cousin OGD.

you know what niggers need?
they need lt cmdr geordi laforge of the USS enterprise-D goin on the tv erry day tellin niggas to READ A FUCKIN BOOK NIGGA
u feel me nigga??

They don't actually exist any more.

All white zoomers and alphas with broccoli cuts who listen to mumble rap are literally wiggers.

This is good advice. When I see Anon Babbletard praising and simping for that white trash roastie I feel shame for being associated with such people.

We need to make him the emperor of blacks.

They need to learn from him and be just like him.

Even drug dealers.

When I see Anon Babbletard praising and simping for that white trash roastie I feel shame for being associated with such people.

You're an outcast and the punishment for interbreeding. Sorry, but there is NO SOLUTION for you other than death. You lost the genetic lottery twice. Being one of the good ones amongst a sea of dysfunction is more of a curse than a reward.

he's based on yakub

YES! OMG PLUMP NERD KING!

Watching that as a teen awakened a lust for elves.. Or knife ears. O.O; also of course Tim Curry hamming it up.

why do you have this big black fag saved on your phone/pc

80' and '90 (also early 2000) shows were designed to low the defences against blacks. And it worked. I remember that back in the day, after your nice Robinson episode, you were in "we are all the same" mode. When the whites opened the gates, instead to pacify the racial relations (((someone))) started the "white guilt narrative" again, but even stronger than before, and to glorify again the ghetto culture.

Don't worry, I'm not black but I live in a periphery in south italy, I'm encircled by white niggers

Thanks Obama.

Man I used to watch family matters, it’s a decent show. And I’m white.
Those were the days of gradually healing racism over time, generation by generation. Now the left has completely dropped that and gone all-in on artificial social engineering bullshit like affirmative action, DEI, CRT and antiracism to try and force the process to go faster, but it is having the opposite effect and making both sides way more racist. Fucking morons

Urkel was a stereotype (basically every character you ever see on TV is a stereotype unless it's some well written shit that pushes the envelope).

Yeah the Jews pushed (anti-)racism to dismantle Occupy Wall Street, the one thing they feared

They had a ton of black family shows in the 90s and still nig out. They had Obama and they still nig out. A nigger is a nigger.

this nigga based but real niggas looked up to static shock

static shock

Ah yes, the typical hip hp surbuban hood nigga stereotype who happens to become a superhero while throwing racial issues in your face.

real nigga shit, my nigga

Sitcoms starring niggers weren't intended to be role models for niggers, they were meant to make white people relax and believe niggers are just like them.

this

Racism was at a star-trek utopia level of low until SOMEONE started agitating and pushing for reparations and such. The hood rat shit was just funny and it didn't feel like some sort of society-threatening menace

Urkel looks like a nigger though

This.
I actually don't think about people I'm not forced to interact with.

I honestly feel bad for you. Not *ALL blacks are evil and retarded and I feel you having to have those things as brothers. I wish I could genuinely help you and be cool, but stay out of my country.

Based isekai lover. I would join you. We could even be friends and have adventures.

Family Ties was based black entertainment. Today blacks can’t identify with that corny negro.

Blacks sound like rednecks.
Ebonics is just redneck slang with a few cultural "gems" tossed in. I'm amazed nobody has figured this out yet.
Amazing how niggers (not nice blacks) hate "dey massas", yet talk just like them, then rip on educated blacks for sounding "white", when they themselves are literally copying redneck trash (the worst whites).

He build a nuke and blew up Chicago.

Actually, their virginity was mentioned in passing in at least a couple different episodes. I'd have to rewatch the series to know which ones.

Eddie was sitting on the cuck chair while waldo was plapping away.

An entire generation is speaking ebonics now
Blerds play bideo games and watch tranime like everyone else demoralized by this prison planet
Math is actually really fucking hard and if you don't start early and stick with it you're gonna have one hell of a time picking it up off the shelf

Yes, don't blame women for all having expectations that are only matched by a single-digit percentage of all men. Don't blame women for not staying virgins until they're married and instead having 100+ body counts by the time they graduate HS. I can tell you're a super simp.

what a faggot pussy

so what expectations do you have for the woman you want?
go ahead and explain this 5/10 you would be happy with

Some do.
They die out because females aren't sexually attracted to urkelcels, so they either stop acting like that or the urkelcel doesn't reproduce to produce the next generation of urkelcel
regards, an urkelcel

Most men have 2 demands.
1. Don't be fat.
2. Don't be a whore.
It's really not asking too much.

Once you get lonely enough the demand transforms into
1. Don't be an annoying cunt
2. Don't waste our money
Yet they can't even do those right.
Fat is fine. Even being a former whore is fine.

Blacks who found Christ try to live decent humble lives.
Voodoo and witchcraft are big in black communities. Those fuckers get straight up demon possessed

You are goddamn based please never change.

some guy filmed and mocked me for readjusting item displays at the mart

I do this too because sometimes I change my mind about stuff and put it back so why make some wagie suffer like a cretin would.

I think BLM is commie grift but w/e.

It was a trick to assume black people were just like whites with a slightly different culture.
A big giant fucking lie

Facts, there are plenty of whites that are essentially niggers.
I have never heard from one person of any race that thought race relations or anything else for that matter was better since the left started pushing their shit after the 90s. From those that actually lived there and were old enough to be aware of society that is.

I consider the 90s the pinnacle of human society thus far.

Black people geeking out to anime is very endearing. One of the few times they allow themselves to be nerdy and wholesome in public.

youtu.be/z6WVzX23MEI?si=cJwzrgcEhKrK3T9_

Because "Family Matters".