How did the vikings devolve into swedetwinks?

hashish-addled inbred thinks the icelandic barbary raids were contemporary with vikings

Lol.

whereas other germanic peoples merely resisted roman expansion, the goths established entire kingdoms inside romes borders

im phoneposting so cant even tell what desert shithole youre from but scandinavians colonized as far as north africa

We stopped havng monks for them to come and rape.

they converted to cuckstianity.

Checked. Vikings is a jewish creation, the appropriate name for your ancestors is “Nordic Barbarian”.
At their own expense remain barbarian savages as a result. Romains were the good guys.
Modern Morocco, ancient Moorish Empire.

nordic barbarians colonized north africa

B-B-HAHAHAHAHAHHA
They tried and tried and failed and failed, which triggered our journey all the way to their barbaric tribes up north to kidnap their unorganized villages.

why would I be jealous of someome with somali semen in his farts?

The Moroccan is correct. Vikangz were nothing but subhumans.

if I was a muslim I'd be completely silent about military prowess, they haven't had anything going for them since the 7th century

On behave of Scandinavia, we're full.

Because war is emasculating.
That's the final redpill.
War kills all the bravest and manly and leaves behind only cowards that plap the widows of the brave.

The ottomans did pretty well for themselves but that's about it.

I can take the insult as long as you stay the fuck away from here.
The mutt fatigue is real.

Kek. Meanwhile when they arrived in your shithole.

vikingr is a jewish creation

It's always sad to see some subnormal brown spouting absolute nonsense in a pathetic display of his massive inferiority complexes, and there's no shortage of such cases; I'm afraid.

the janissaries were outsiders forced to fight for them

Muslims have :
- more tanks than the west combined
- nukes through Pakistan and allegedly Iran
- world leaders in drones thanks to Iran
- consistently BTFO’s foreign invaders if when faced with a superior force even against a coalition of superior forced (Yemen, Afghanistan)
- one of the largest missile arsenal in the world through Iran and their Muslim allies
- have allies all through the West, the East and Russia (only representative of the North worth dealing with).
- millions of military units ready to defend the homeland
- in Morocco for instance we have more tanks than the entire western europe.
- large stock of missile systems from the US, China, and France. We are also making our own weapons now through foreign licensing.

Not saying we are at the strongest, before we used to have the largest flotilla that allowed us to sail the world and even discover America 700 years before the official date by Christopher Colombus, BUT we are a defensive force not to fuck with.

That may be true, but they fought for them all the same. They were pretty formidable in their time. The last Islamic empire. The rest of the Islamic world are useless when it comes to warfare.

the muslim armies are not a threat, they're something to be exterminated, only people to have problem with conquering muslims were those who weren't willing to kill them

Why would anyone from america visit sweden? thats like flying from eurabia to america just to see ohio

I've seen plenty of Americans in Sweden when I was over there though.

We literally destroyed the Ottomans for 500 years, they never could conquer us, what are you saying bong-bro. Ottomans were evil enslavers. They systemically raped women and enslaved males.
I consider the Ottoman roaches as enemies of the Moors, thus my enemies. During those 500 years of continuous onslaught by the roaches the arabs never helped us, we defended ourselves, this is why arabs are backstabbing niggers.

the ottoman rulers themselves attempted to pass themselves off as european rulers, they saw muslims as trash themselves

Sending more niggers to Finland as I type this.

I haven't seen a single nigger in 2 years, subhuman, you know nothing of my country

Vikings are a Hollywood creation

This but "viking" is a verb, not a noun. To go viking meant to go raiding and pillaging. Exxentially you're just talking about dark ages pirates from Scandanavia.

Ottoman roaches were evil. Ask the Algerians, the effect of their centuries of enslavement have psychological repercussions that is lasting till this day.
Never trust a roach.

Yeah they did some pretty fucked up shit, but everyone has. As for Arabs, they're as bad as Jews. You cannot trust an Arab as far as you can throw him. Cowardly and sly.

Same way we turned lions into cute cuddly Kitty cats or wolves into teacup purse dogs

they were probably soldiers
Stockholm looks like fallujah

You will see so many more, which city ? I can make a special batch for you.
Yes. They were unorganized barbarians, never formed true cities with rule of law, only scattered all over the place. See Scandinavian food heritage today it tells you a lot about their ancestors.

All that wall of text of yours can be solved with a few nukes. Also, you guys are way too retarded go figure out tactics. Irak was a clear example of that when a few tens of thousands managed to move an entire armada from the other side of the world. Don't get me wrong, I'm not nutgugging the mutts, but they absolutely btfo your inbred cousins in less than a week. You inbred retarded monkey

Lund

Because they used other people as soldiers.

cannot trust an arab

Indeed bro. Backstabbing niggers they are.

Americans are more cucked than any people on the planet.

we beat europe in two world wars and fathered an entire generation there

Anon what are you talking about? We have pretty good records of how raiders went overseas to take thralls and wives from the east for hundereds of years before the Nordic iron age began and Lindisfarne was raided.
Also there is little to no evidence both archeological and cultural of berbers ever sailing to Scandinavia. However, there are plenty of written records of viking raids going as far south as Rif and took plenty of thralls from there as well as loot.

A huge portion of their warrior class settled in the west and the east, leaving an over-saturation of twinks in the homeland.

which city ?

a small town that appears on medieval maps

vikings couldnt write until they were civilized by christendom

America did very little in the European theatre, it was primarily focused on the Pacific and we gave you a major help there too. America itself is another useless nation when it comes to warfare. Your record speaks for itself.

Stockholm

Finnish

we 500 BC now

youre all the same it doesnt really matter

We wuz vikings my VPNs

Swedes were strong until Russians castrated them. It happened in the 19th century.

Could I interest in the concept of runes anon? They're quite neat.
Though I'm not sure what that has to do with anything seeing as the source for the viking raids on Moroco are Abu Abdullah al-Bakri

Ngl but Copenhagen is a pretty nice city to live in

Perfect summers

Don't need a car, can bike anywhere

Can drink in public

Really good metro

Tons of bars and restaurants

90% white if you exclude Nørrebro

Pretty safe for a city

Only shitty part is the taxes and the expensive apartments but can't have it all.

they threw that match harder than the russians

Nordic peoples (and Japanese too) are extremely conformist and cooperative, almost like ants. This is caused by their cultural evolution in a land of scarcity, its more prevalent in Japan where doing your own thing leads to megadeath.
So basically these peoples are not naturally agressive or pussies. They are just obedient and have a stronger drive to follow hierarchies than other peoples, like southern europeans who need more convincing and are prone to disobey if they get a whiff of weakness on their leaders.

All this butthurt means we're doing something right.

implying swedes are doing something

christfaggotry
the moment they started worshiping the jew and stopped believing in valhalla, the warrior spirit was dead and rapefugees were welcomed
time to reverse that

before we used to have the largest flotilla that allowed us to sail the world and even discover America 700 years before the official date by Christopher Colombu

This is the first time I ever hear of THIS wewuz, anyone got more on this?

The same way the US and the rest of the West did - life became too comfortable.

Well that's not true, they settled large parts of the British Isles and Northern France where they formed agrarian communities and took over cities. They came from civilised countries and they were well established enough to throw the Romans out, to defy the Franks and overcome a large percentage of the Britons and Saxons.
Sure, those people that they fought might have had fancy stone castles but it didn't do them much good. Building a city means 5/8ths of fuck all if you can't hold on to it.

christfaggotry

Richard the Lionheart had the correct interpretation of Christianity; exterminating a city is permitted by biblical law when they refuse to surrender when they have no hope of being relieved

I am letting everyone in the thread know, that if you use the word twink randomly in conversation, you are simply gay. I know it was in IASIP, and that was a funny for a little bit. But then they turned Mac actually gay, and that made all the little gay jokes in the show, into like actual gay references. So now that show, and all of its jokes making fun of gays, and using words like twink, otter moded, and bear, to describe mail body types, are gay now. OP is a homosexual.

Same as every other country, all the good men died in war. Mostly between Danes and Swedes.
Absolute retard take. Caroleans mentally buckbroke their neighbors when they viewed them all as non-prot heretics and believed God was on their side.

90% white if you exclude Nørrebro

Hvad fuck har du røget?

sounds gay, I love cars

The Swedish way.

You guys are the most arrogant people in Europe, but smart. You keep the superiority feels to yourself and that deserves respect.

Simply put the nordic countries had no reason to war with anyone (aside from defending against Russia).

Unlike most of Europe at the time, the geographical areas in the nordic regions and their corresponding ethnic groups were well defined for centuries. They also had relatively little poverty and sending boys to war was never a good idea due to the consistent labour shortages.

we beat europe in two world wars and fathered an entire generation there

You are brown and your ancestors weren't even in the US 50 years ago.

that would be the germans and swiss

drown in nigger piss

Swiss absolutely. Germans are full of doubts though. Wiedergutmachung was needed.

all the good men died in war

This is a retarded take and always was. The truth is those conscripted or signed up to war were never tradesmen (a privileged profession at the time) or nobility.

the most arrogant people in Europe

French nobility

You can literally point to a single point in history, Poltava, where the Swedes got absolutely slaughtered by the Ruskies and lost all relevance. As for Denmark, I guess it was when they lost Norway after throwing in their lot with Napoleon.

Fine. Besides the French near Versaille, the Swiss and the Prussians (RIP) the Swedes are the most arrogant peope in Europe.

2000 years of christinsanity weeding off the blonde beasts by executing them for breaking "laws" and putting them in mental institutions for being "crazy". Nietzsche explained this very well.

Irak is the worst exemple to take and also the best exemple corrupt arabs can backstab their own for money. Saddam was surrounded by thieves, they were also too scared to let him know how bad things are. For instance they had monkey versions of T72’s and T64’s which armor was too poor to do anything.
When the mutts arrived most Iraki army ran away and did not defend their homeland. Text book arab corruption.
Now dont confuse arabs as “all of muslims” this is one mistake you guys always make. We are very diverse.

For instance they had monkey versions of T72’s and T64’s which armor was too poor to do anything.

.. the russians don't have any armor that can withstand any type of HEAT warhead americans are going to throw at them

They fafo with their superior cousins
There's a reason the true capital of the world will be in Germany and not somewhere with a city literally called cope

that's like flying from romania to canada to see gypsies

like we have nigs here why would you go to sweden, or europe in general

they enforced islam all over europe where they could squeeze their nasty ass into

nothing about them is "smart"

all they do is watch American TV and copy nigger worshipping thinking it makes them holier than others

ITT: assmad retards with nothing better to do

We are delicate, beautiful and intelligent. Our superiority has nothing to do with being violent brutes.

Smart?

...so they can treat their subjects like trash

WIR SCHEISSEN DAS