HOLY FUCK THIS IS A SLAUGHTER

In Australian elections the government basically always loses some seats and the opposition catches up a bit more each time until they win due to people getting sick of the government etc

Not only did Labor gain ground from government look at this fucking slaughter and apparently Dutton is the first opposition leader in Australian history to lose his seat.

Dutton promised
More Indians
More Israel support
Banning work from home
Cutting government jobs
Stopping Labors tax cuts
Cutting health care and education
Building nuclear plants instead of solar
Increasing property prices

Who is voting for labour lol?

First past the post + boomers = center-right / center-left uniparty duopoly

We don't have first past the post. The minor parties are just garbage.

How do you even promise that?

You go on tv or the newspapers and say I will do all that¡?

How do you prevent your interviewer from slapping you?

Any sane person who doesn't want another Trump.

Why do we assume the American Democratic Party rigs the American election but then assume it’s out of the control of something like the Australian Labour Party?

Other Australians can confirm the bald corrupt ex cop unironically actually promised those things

and apparently Dutton is the first opposition leader in Australian history to lose his seat.

did he even say thank you thoughbeit?

Dont act like we wont be getting more indians and chinks shill faggot

I love that foreigners will vote far left and for their replacement because Trump deporting MS13 gang members is bad and this "owns" Trump
I'm sorry but this is hysterical, imagine your entire country's sole voting point is thinking Donald Trump will care

You have no idea just how fucking retarded Australians are, neither did I until I read auspol last night
Jesus christ these idiots actually think labor will reduce migration even though they're the ones who set the fucking record
Hopeless idiots, this country deserves this

insane*

Man you people have no luck, we have the same issue with conservatism being "I will vote for the corrupts of yesterday" and nothing else

No amount of logic gets to them

You have no idea just how fucking retarded Australians are, neither did I until I read auspol last night

Have you forgotten about how retarded Australians were during covid? this country is a lost cause.

Liberals live in a bubble where they still thinks it's the late 90s/early'00s where the middle income band possess a modicum of wealth and isn't yet smashed by taxes and rising house prices and further diminished by a changing global order, so their policies are still unashamedly 'american' whereby 90% of the population (who would stand only to lose in all aspects of life under them) doesn't benefit.
in other words: anyone who doesn't want to be an american type wage slave voted for labor.
you lost nigga

Stopping Labors tax cuts

what the fuck is aussie politics

LNP is pro-israel

That is enough reason not to vote for them

Labor still had a swing against them, just LNP had more

people voting for independents

But all sane people want a Trump and the total death of the Globohomo-EUSSR.

Deepstate jews in australia rig election

Im shocked, based on how covid was handled there it is obvious you were the testing ground for dystopian policy OR China rigged the election for the weakest party so it will be easier for them to take over

how is it possible peta can be so dumb yet so hot

Kys.

Isolationist anti-immigrant policies is now "globohomo"

Wew

I was counting prepoll votes yesterday, and I only heard the election had been called in a landslide on my dinner break. All the votes I counted were basically neck and neck. Not sure if you find this information interesting to any of you, but I thought it would be good food for thought. If any anons want any more information let me know.

do you have any party that isn't far left?

National-SOCIALISM is the way, literally everybody has realized that. Siding with any sort of liberals is flooding your country with poos and supporting isnotreal and kikery.

faggot has the memory of a goldfish and forgot the entire musk pajeet drama

Kys.

This says nothing about muh parties and everything about the fucking imbeciles who live in Australia. More generally it says a lot about the state of this planet. More narrowly it says at least something about the corner that the world has been backed into intellectually.

the fatso actually believes in his mater's lies

lmao you get what you deserve. good fucking riddance.
enjoy your soros appointee as secretary of treasure

Building nuclear plants instead of solar

That's a good one though. The rest of it is crap; but you should learn from Spain and Portugal's national black outs that trying to run your country off meme renewable energy is a bad idea.

He never said anything about any cuts you spastic

Why are you lying? He said the defence spending boost would be funded by repealing Labor’s tax cuts. All because one of daddy Trump's aides asked Australia to do so.

yeah, and they just got obliterated

thanks Trump! Make all our allies turn to China you fucktard

Australia is a nigger prison who cares

The deuteragonist of the Disney•Pixar Cars franchise has lied

Ameribros...

Who wouldn't want more indians?

You come and line up like seals for 25 minutes after you've spent 20 minutes trying to find a park then put your "vote" in this special box and we promise to count them all honestly. We pwomise ok. Spoiler alert...the mega corporations that control everything will make sure you get LOTS more immigrants that have zero to do with traditional Australia. That you get showered in homosexual propaganda. That your children are de-fanged from an early age at school. And to shake you the fuck down in fees, taxes, levies, charges, cost, debt, interest and high prices...forever. Now stand back while we flood MOAR Africans into your communities so the country can grow.

Chuds eternally lose

Some seats are neck and neck (former safe liberal seats) and I'm pretty sure prepoll skewed in favour of the Liberal part last election.
Your experience and the national outcome can both be correct and that's assuming you aren't just making shit up.

So if it's rigged why didn't the referendum succeed?

does spain and portugal have huge swathes of borderline uninhabitable desert wasteland that receive searing sun 24/7 relatively close to it's major population centres where piping that energy in is highly cost efficient?

Are you fucking stupid, the Liberal party are the party of Indians
Anyone with a brain knows this. Every electorate that has a jeet running is the Liberal party.
They're the ones who twisted immigration laws to allow for more indians here
They're the party who suck the cock of corporations who want mroe jeets
Stupid fuck

Referendum was a larp. Result meaningless. Corporations will always do what they want to do regardless. Didn't see smoking ceremonies cease. Doesn't matter if referendum succeeds or fails. Same shit will keep happening to this country. Just like doesn't matter if Lib or Lab won. It's irrelevant. But you keep these Rock n Roll wrestling pantomimes in play to feign "democrazy". etc etc

Both parties were groveling to shitskins

I didn’t forget. I just don’t care about twitter drama.

stop arguing about the effects, we must erradicate the cause

If you have ever driven on Australian roads you know who.

it's what you voted for

irrelevant nothingburger

IM GONNA IM- IM GONNA VOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Australians are pathetic

And after they vooooooooooot they will engage in robust debates with workmates about poooooooooooooooolicy

One nation is the jeet party actually

Liberal

Labor

Liberal

Labor

Liberal

Labor

Liberal

Labor

Australia has become India

It's all so tiresome. I didn't even vote

Nuclear power is much cheaper and cleaner than solar, it makes sense to build more nuclear plants.

I'm not sure.

Australia has no nuclear reactor construction expertise, nor any operating expertise for that matter. It would be quite expensive to kickstart such an industry. They'd have to get foreign help. The only ones who can build a reactor without the project turning into a super-expensive boondoggle are Russia, China and South Korea. For political reasons Russia and China are ruled out as vendors, so the only possible vendor is South Korea. There is an obvious problem with procuring when there's only a single vendor available.

However, empty spaces of wasteland is something that Australia has in extreme abundance. They'll need batteries to stabilize the grid, however grid storage batteries that will probably soon be quite cheap. And in case batteries don't work out, well, Australia has a lot of natural gas.

Anons I'm going to run for Mayor in Brisbane next time the spot is up. Here's my campaign slogan"

"Let's get the 3rd world out of our supermarkets and make all the Africans, Indians, Asians and terrorist middle eastern types go back to their own countries, don't they LIKE their OWN countries?"

Vote for me.

Everything in Australia works on monopolies.

Some guy will have started a company in 1950, devoured all competition, and now that's it forever. No point entering that sector because you can't compete.

Same goes for our political parties.

Everything is designed to be ancient, slow, boomerfied, to protect entrenched interests.
And the population lacks the collective initiative to change that. They won't admit it, but they love being slaves.

Australia is a continent sized country with a couple million people living there, stop fucking trying to import trillion jeets for your kiked GDP growth. They have their own country, their own continent, who cares if they have a few struggling decades you ghoulish jew.

How does an opposition lose this badly in the middle of an recession?

Trump is the best thing that could’ve happened to Germany in years. Now AfD will be banned and every of you edgelords put under 24/7 surveillance (which is basically like Anon Babble, just without the jokes).

They have their own country, their own continent

So do Europeans (so called „Australians“).

this is just 34/7 survelliance we make our own jokes

never forget

Also want me to stop the banning of the afd? I noticed they made a critical mistake

Australians ARE globohomo. The average person will defend the flooding of this country with their life. They will defend every degenerate woke thing there is. This is a dumb, dumb country anon. Australians have been socially engineered into oblivion and there is no coming back. Try it. Just try at work or whatever to speak out on various issues. You'll be a Nazi, a bigot, an extremist, a toxic male etc. When you step out in public you have to remember you're walking among essentially a 14yo mental level. It's fucking over until the comets come and wipe every mother fucking thing off the face of the earth leaving only me and my very best friends to rebuild.

dutton is basically kamala harris, anon. she's more conservative than him in many ways. oz will never have someone as based as trump, let alone vance. and both of them are cucks too.

More Indians

country ending

More Israel support

bad

Banning work from home

retarded

Cutting government jobs

good

Stopping Labors tax cuts

good

Cutting health care and education

health care shouldn't be provided to fatties and drunks. If education cuts are to administrative bloat and leftoid brainwash, then that's good. If cuts are to shit that actually matters then bad.

Building nuclear plants instead of solar

good

Increasing property prices

bad

So like all politicians, he sounds like a mixed bag.

Steve Irwin should have been president of Australia. that's why they assassinated him.

yep, mitosis, but no matter who they vote for, they'll still have their food be 80% soi and 20% "palm" oil

wasted
flag checks out
the NPC slave yearns for the boot of its master so that it may abandon all pretense of autonomy

Distinctly anti-globalist anti-trade policies are now secretly pushing globalism!

God you fuckers are so retarded.

This.

Importing street shitting demon worshipping jeets will be the absolute death of the West.

It's not only that. In Australia for some bizarre reason we are having Africans absolutely flooded into the place. No fucker knows why or what the fuck Africans have to do with the Australia we used to be 2 fucking seconds ago. Suddenly the African has become the backbone of Australian culture or something. This place is utterly fucked,

Out of sheer respect I won't joke about this

You can say and even support those things individually but not as a whole, cause aas a whole they paint another picture, that you will never be on the side of the working class or anyone not a very precise economical or gubernamental elite, and before you go muh jews I will tell you this, non jews exist were is their right to not deal with religious reasons to support genocide?

Immigration is necessary for GDP growth and a functioning pension system

1. Getting in bed with jews, of which there's only like 100,000 in the country vs over 1,000,000 mudslimes.
2. Pandering to the demands of psychotic low-IQ Sky News hosts and opinionistas at The Australian, which nobody watches or reads.
3. Unwilling to recognise or address the underlying cancer (obsession with house price go up) that drives everything.
4. Making bone-headed announcements then flip-flopping on them.
5. Making bold decisions like developing nuclear energy, then failing to make any effort to prosecute the case for it.
6. Be soft and weak, despite having a reputation of being a hard cunt.

retarded kike meme flag

Wait, why is that pig nailing a baby to a tree?

interesting pepe fren

checked. interesting digits

GREEN: 0

fuck I love it so much bros it makes me horny

Because the states don't have independent control of the voting process like you guys do. The whole election is organised by a completely separate independent neutral entity called the AEC, who have been running things the exact same way for decades. They aren't subject to government interference, and can't be financially threatened either.

Yes a single person could vote at multiple booths, but the effort required to do that fraud on such a scale to affect a difference in the result would be logistically impossible. Also electronic hacking and interference is impossible as well cause it's all done with pen and paper.

It's over

Reminder that the current immigration policies were put in place by the previous LNP government. No changes were made during ALP government. In fact, ALP even pushed to cap student visa numbers and the liberals blocked it...

failure of the voice has been a turning point in un-fucking labor, and it's clear that party members themselves are glad to be rid of the Culture War.

Yeah, nah that's bullshit.