HAPPENING: ALBERTA MAY SECEDE

Alberta will hold a referendum about its "relation with the federal government."
Leafcucks on suicide watch, Alberta might actually become the 51st state.

Alberta

lose election

waah, waah, we're going to secede

Ridiculous way to behave, absurd.

Alberta secession has been an idea for a long time and the winning party of the recent election has been in power for more than a decade.

Shit I better move back before SHTF
I'll miss the latinas in montreal but we wuz aryans or some shit so I must return to the hyperborean rocky mountains

Alberta secedes

Joins the US

Leafs still have to drive through it to get to British Columbia

Charge them an exorbitant toll to cross the border

This is how we win.

You could cripple canada just by charging a toll/tariff on the railway freight that crosses through alberta

Nah we just charge them exoribitantly for energy. Every leaf shall kneel.

haha look at this rican. He thinks Alberta is leaving a frying pan only to jump into a fire. Nobody wants your niggardly land/government.

Yeah a landlocked nation with no military and tons of oil right on the border of the united states is going to survive on its own kek. If alberta secedes it will be American either peacefully or forcefully.

Alberta secession has been an idea for a long time

Yeah, but where did you get the 51'st state claim from?

Be me

Ontario leaf

Pay some slum landlord in Edmonton to say I live there

Legally become Alberta citizen

Get free US Citizenship as a result

Take all my leaf pesos and start a new life in America

Not even going to reach 30%.

French Canadians on suicide watch lmao

Alberta's secession would probably lead directly to the whole country getting annexed. Urbanite vermin can roll on the floor screaming and farting all they want, at the end of the day Alberta leaving would rip Canada's economic spine out through their ass and leave them with a choice between being a state or having a GDP Uganda laughs at.

You obviously haven't been paying attention. Smith hasn't been going to visit the Americans because its popular.

Let's fucking go...

my god the exodus of the jeets to america would be a genocide to our demographics.
Imagine how fucking radicalized people would get.

Special military operation to protect Alberta when?

Leaf pesos

You're alright leafbro, you get raked last.

Happens around the world all the time. If the US works better for Alberta than Canada I dont see why they shouldnt be able to switch countries

Just tell all the "international students" they can finish their potty training degree at home and send 'em back

As has Californian separatism, and yet people who break it out, along with the waterworks, after their preferred parties lose elections are still superlatively absurd idiots.
You're just blind to the risibility of this particular case of hysterical conduct because you happen to agree with them politically.

The provinces who voted for economic collapse and eating the bugs are the provinces who produce nothing and receive welfare from Alberta taxes.

who is going to do that?
Our jewish overlords are salivating at the cheap labour as we speak probably.

Yeah a landlocked nation with no military and tons of oil right on the border of russia is going to survive on its own kek. If mongolia secedes it will be Russian either peacefully or forcefully.

What the Chinese told to the mongols before they seceded

just physically remove them
no argument against it

Californians are having dialation attacks because they can't single handedly dictate policy to the entire country. Albertans effectively have zero representation despite being Canada's economic backbone. The cases are absolutely not similar. Any of the parties could completely defuse seperatists with electoral reform such that the major eastern population centers aren't the only places that matter election wise, yet they don't for obvious self interests.

Nothing ever happens.

nobody is organized enough to do that.
the state and feds are at the jews disposition so they wont do shit either.

We need a bit of BC and Yukon for the New Alaska Freeway.

Agree to disagree?

doesn't need to be organised, in fact if done randomly by random people it becomes even more effective and becomes a deterrent, causing the rest to remove themselves safely

follows leaf telegram channel

Stop obsessing about canada and leave us alone!

So by your logic, California should secede from the rest of the United States because it produces way more wealth than the others? You see, every country has certain states/provinces that produce way more than certain other states/provinces. That's part of being a country.

Danielle Smith just wants more power and money for herself and she is trying to rile up the "maga-like" crowd to do it

How it will work tho? anyone living there will be a US citizen? only home owners? what would prevent a canadian from BC or ON to move there before a day of seceding and suddenly he is US citizen?

Pajeets will have their own country in North America now?
Based

Danielle smith will become American?
So will she get a ceremonial blacked.com scene?
Hope so
I get erevt only thinking about it

Any dumbfucks in this thread that even think it is possible are hilarious. It is a small fringe but loud base that talks about this garbage and when questioned they can't explain how anything would work. Do they even think they would keep the national parks? All the oil is treaty lands that would have to be completely renegotiated which would never happen. Massive loans could be called in and what would Alberta do about any of it? Enjoy their pre 1905 borders with nothing? The separatists are loser I'm going to take my ball home mentality retards. I want such a vote to happen so they can move on to calling it rigged after we waste millions of dollars to do it.

Most of California's "wealth produced" is due to huge mega corporations having their headquarters there so their income is considered in cali's GDP, a state of affairs that isn't a special characteristic of California. Microsoft, Google, and other companies could just pick up sticks and move to a different state, something that is happening more and more because of California generally being a hyperexpensive tire fire to live in. Alberta on the other hand is valuable as a result of it's specific geography. The oil sands can't just move to another province.

"I openly despise these people with all my heart and believe no good comes from them"

rolls on the ground shitting and screaming at the idea of people they hate and think are of no benefit leaving the country

may

Lmao
They don’t even have a police force yet.

How can Quebecers survive without equalization payments?

Alberta on the other hand is valuable as a result of it's specific geography. The oil sands can't just move to another province.

This is actually a good argument AGAINST Alberta seceding. It's not like they are working extra hard at something and not getting the fruits of their labor. They just happened to be lucky with having black gold in their ground and now the greedy fucks don't want to share.

Glowniggers will rig it

Why would we want to share with Mutts who will just send money to Israel or Poojeets in Toronto who produce nothing for society while demanding everything for their "tech support" roles?

I want Liberals to watch the country fall apart. They deserve it

Easily. It’s basically an economic shell game to launder money.

This is actually a good argument AGAINST Alberta seceding.

Maybe for the myopic urbanite parasites it is, for Albertans it's a great reason to get the fuck out as fast as possible. Why stay in this country paying taxes and having policy dictated to you from back east with zero representation? So the dialation beasts who hate you with every fiber of their being can stay high on their own farts on your dime? Again, this can all be rectified over night with electoral reform. Give Canada an electoral college like system so Canadian politics isn't just "who can suck the cocks of a handful of eastern cities the hardest?"

Noooo democracy needs to be based on how many infinity Indians you can stuff into one area to make the largest amount of seats for your own party and corporate profits, CHUD!

Pp lost
Israel lost
Jews lost
Maybe you should offer your jeets free h1bs with secession.

Checked, I’m a dual citizen living in Alberta, you can shack up with me. Don’t worry, my bed is straight as an arrow.

Again, this can all be rectified over night with electoral reform. Give Canada an electoral college like system so Canadian politics isn't just "who can suck the cocks of a handful of eastern cities the hardest?"

Uhh, I think we have that already no? You become prime minister if your party wins the most ridings?

Jews lost

Yet I elected Mark Carney

Go ahead and layout your case.

Only the morons that think it is possible are rolling around in their own shit complaining.

donny boy has to deport 22.4 million people every year of his presidency just to be at the base level of illegal migrants that barry o'bama started with

canada is a shithole filled with immigrants

please save me worlds foremost immigrant nation

do i just not get it because im not a north american?

All you English needed to do was force the jeets to use toilets and they would have never stepped foot in the west.

but we stole 7 trillion toilets
how do you think we got them?

WHOA THATS TRUE!!!!! HABNIG!!!!!

We will accept you in the US only if you can take us making fun of your accent

I hope Alberta secedes and joins the US and Canada collapses. End Canada. Eliminate Canadian sovereignty

It's 15 trillion toilets according to Indian academics. Literally caused the deaths of 15 billion Indians, chud. Very tragic.

I hate this fucking nightmare country and I just want it to go away at this point.

Year or two. Canada is like Ukraine. Unlike Russia, we will take all of Canada and solve the Canadian problem permanently. Canada has been training Chinese troops on Canadian land

yes
Between being conquered by jeets or by americans, I'd rather become the 51st state

22.4 million people every year of his presidency

89.6 million people in 4 years

There are not 89.6 million illegals here

Separate if you want to separate. You'll never be a US state; there are too many libtard states that would oppose that. You can have good relations though.

I'm jewish

Ok

Smart choice. Your life will be better as an American.

Probably every Canadian citizen becomes an American citizen automatically (they did this in Hawaii)
Maybe permanent residents, but they might also get a path to citizenship
Will probably not include work visa jeets

I live in Edmonton and it’s all Indians now. It’s exhausting. America, you do NOT want this

at some points during the o'biden reign 300,000+ were crossing per month and that's just the ones they processed
it's an unimaginable number

Trump wants it to happen
America is the #1 military in the world
Loans can be defaulted
Simple as

Well well well, you idiots called me crazy and that it would never happen. Now I'm not one to count my eggs before my hatched chickens but isn't it quite interesting, yes quite

No you can tell the min wagies in this thread that they WANT Indians no matter what. These wagies think they will get a piece of Alberta when they can't even walk a block outside of their apartment to get a piece of donuts on sale without having a heart attack from obesity.

It's at least 30M I don't think it's more than 50M. At least 10% of the population is here illegally. It's a lot. Every single one that is removed or leaves, matters. It all adds up l

Already ahead of you and have my place. I moved from Vancouver to the City of Champions three months ago and I’ll vote to leave.

Canadians

doing anything

lol

this. Canada will never be the 51st state or whatever, at least without something like a pandemic wiping out the Canadians infesting it. Its far more useful to use as an economic vassal, most of the economic benefits without any obligation to deal with the cattle.

The only worthwhile Canadians.

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GDP is a meme, just like Canada.
Elon Musk paid 44 billion for twitter.
GDP goes up 44 billion, nothing was created.

nah we just riding the gravy train rn. its good one of the anglocuck provinces has finally woken the fuck up and realized confederation was stolen from us and replaced with some federalized totalitarian bullshit. it only took those cucks ~80years to realized they were getting spread for a hard asspounding.

America can weather that storm better if nothing else. Adding 10 million poos to a population of 35 million is significantly worse than to a pop of 350 million. Not that I would wish that upon you or anything.

Of course it started when trudeau came in office.
But at least we're dealing with GRUMPF

What this?

The only time states have ever left it was literally triggered by losing a critical presidential election that exacerbated already festering issues.

hol up, what you sayin iz

LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY ALBERTA MAN

it doesn't quite have the same ring to it but still based

We'll change it to the masculine Alberto.

Leaf in Ontario here, take me with you when you go Alberta.

Brain dead

You're not being conquered brother. You're being welcomed

Some anon said he worked for state dept said all trump really wanted was alberta. But, canada will also lose Quebec

If true, that's classic Trump. Make a big ask with the idea of what they settle to is what you wanted anyways but if they give you the big ask its even better. Just taking Alberta is a step down from all of Canada and more palatable . I want Canada to cease being an independent nation

It's interesting how nobody gives a fuck about the fag "community".

Not gonna happen. Alberta tells the retards in Quebec to suck their ass and BC will go next. Goodbye west-coast shipping. I'm rooting for you guys, though.

no dude its like chechoslovakia, its one country that should be two countries, a 51% vs 49% thing has been happening for decades, you cannot have half your population diametrically opposed to the other like this, especially when the East abuses the fuck out of the west financially.

Absolutely nothing for alberta to lose should it vote to leave, and everything for it to win, it can be its own country or join the states, and both result in 50ish billion in increased revenue, before it starts ramping things up with no federal interference.

Will Drumpf give the order to create Alberta people's republic and sent in green men insurgents with humvees and m1 abrams over the border?

What’s the Jeet to White ratio in berto?