MOM IS BUYING KFC IN 3 HOURS

MOM IS BUYING KFC IN 3 HOURS

Lose weight

Canadian KFC

American KFC is 1000X better. It's not the same product at all. And you can get honey with your order in the states.

I’m 6’3 at 170 pounds

How is that my fault?

yeah right, you're 5'5" and 340 lbs chud

KFC is fucking disgusting. Popeyes is whats up toobs.

Would you support Canada becoming the 51st state?

Can I come over?

Sorry my mom doesn’t like Americans
NO

6'3 260 ibs pounds here, but fairly muscular. Mostly just a fat stomach region

We don’t have popeyes here

mfw watching your mom strip in your home as you eat KFC and play games in your room

Nice

That’s almost obesity!!!

they're bringing back Roy Rogers

Then it's your fault why I am forced to eat bland Canadian fried chicken without honey.

East coaster detected

I had stuffed cabbage rolls with some cherry peppers filled with spicy cream cheese and then a slice of something like blackmore cake even though I don't really dig cherries much when they're not in fresh fruit form.

never heard of it

My cat lost it's eye fighting. and it's very infected. The vet said it will cost 2000 to operate to remove eye. We don't have that money. We got some antibiotics and eye drops but I'm doubtful it will work.

Yea, the healthy regulations against hormones take away from the tastiness.

so sorry fren. Please spend the money, put it on a credit card and get a job for a month to pay it. ITS WORTH IT

Kill it. My sister just went through that emergency surgery shit for her cat that had a blocked urethra and they killed it. She still has to pay.

But bro, if I lose even 10 pounds, I'll risk looking like a DYEL

What’s DYEL?

Do those regulations mean you can't use any ingredients other than flour , salt and pepper in the breading? I want those 11 herbs and spices.

I’m 6’3 at 170 pounds and somethings I feel too fat

Look here antichum

DO YOU EVEN LIFT?!?¿°¿°¿°!?!?!?

my corn syrup filled slop is better than your corn syrup filled slop

Yes I do lift weights and I do lots of pushups. My upper body is super lean with lots of muscle

Don't forget to give her a good pat on the bum!

NIGGER

American KFC is a good brand. Everytime I went to one, the store was clean and the food was hot and fresh. In Canada, it's often cold and the restaurant's sanitation standards are dubious.

Sounds nice fren, I'm gonna get a peanut buster parfait

We're going to try to antibiotic and drops and see if it works. If it doesn't work and it's in pain, i'm going to have to be the one to insist it get put down so it doesn't suffer.

And you can get honey with your order in the states.

Read the label, it's not honey.

Bro at 170, you look like a holohoax survivor or a Ethiopian.

I got royal farms its horrible but at least I have alcohol lmao

NO, DO NOT DO THAT. DO NOT KILL YOUR CAT. THATS WHAT THE JEWS WANT

I use to weigh 245 pounds and every says I look so good now

I wouldn't feed my dog kfc

honey

KFC's Honey Sauce Packet contains high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, sugar, honey (7%), fructose, and natural and artificial flavors, among other ingredients. It is not made from pure honey, but rather a blend of sweeteners and flavorings.

She's over 16 years old. it's been a good run.

Last kfc I went to was barely larger than a seacan and in the middle of a dirt lot, they had to turn everything on and it wasnt any worse than a typical one here.
Shame really, they werent half terrible before canada banned the wrong trans

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Big if true

What country are you from fren?

There was one close to where I live owned by a jeet and the health inspector shut it down due to health code violations. They were not preventing cross contamination in the kitchen, and they allowed uncooked meat to exceed the maximum temperature. There was a story in the newspaper where the owner's mom tried to excuse his actions. kek.

will you please share it with us?

thats the flag of lithuania, frendo :))))

Good job anon, keep up the good work

Don't listen to , I'm an American but I use a random VPN because I don't give a fuck.

I love these threads, they are so cute.

Canada will ALWAYS suck until it becomes an American state. Truth. Your politicians suck, your government sucks, your food sucks, your people (all immigrants now) suck.

Canada is just a failed, useless, shitty place.

Why tf do we want Canadians as Americans? Gross. Stop this nonsense immediately!

Not the people, the natural resources.

Yeah, go ahead. We can't use them without the Indians (beads, not dots) getting uppitty.

t. nigger

THEY HAVE A $5 SPECIAL FOR 5 TENDIES IN THE APP

Canada

run by faggots

America

run by kikes

Canada the 51st State

run by kike faggots

na

my mom bought me a new phone today, it has 5g, how fucked am i?

tfw they ask if I'd like white meat or dark meat

Just get some aluminum foil and make yourself a set of undies with it, the 5g will fry your sperms gay if you don't

I wonder what Wingman is up to these days

based and PBPpilled.

Raising Cane’s is better but KFC is alright in the absence of Church’s or Lee’s

2 hours to go, lad. Don't ruin your appetite by eating cookies before KFC arrives

CANT WAIT. IM SOOO HUNGRY

I've heard good things about Popeyes.
But I've never tried it because they're usually in bad areas.