Really, really serious question

Really, really serious question,
Who should I support?

The nukes that will obliterate both of them.

If they wipe each other out all of humanity wins, support humanity

surely this conflict wont make refugees.

Who should I support?

Both sides going to war

i just hope that both sides have fun

Not if they glass each other, I'm praying they unload their full arsenals

why do they stomp around like that
and why do BOTH SIDES do it?

glass em

Jewish terms. Tell Trump to put em in a crystal.

I support nukes in this instance

Very possible I'm uninformed but is there another term to use for nuking each other to the point that everything melts in to a smooth surface?

We trained them wrong as a joke

What am i looking at here?

Pakistan is essentially just muslim jeets, so if you hate muslims and hate jeets the math is simple.

inshallah

The cobbler then the tailor, obviously.

Mutually Assured Destruction, same as Israel-Palestine

just like with russia and ukraine you should want the war to go on forever

I believe this is why indians eat shit as well
the aryans pranked them before leaving

witnessed

at least post the ridiculous webm

You should be rooting for total nuclear annihilation.

India is the capital of phone scams and human trafficking.

Pakistanis tried to kill one of my friends when he was in Afghanistan.

You can decide which you care about more.

I hope they both chill out and just stick to offensive gestures, strutting and silly walks to settle their disputes.

Who should I support?

BOTH
it's time to show how stronk are they
LET THEM FIGHT!

More faggotry then gay parades

If someone told me that those two guys were twin brothers I wouldn't even question it.
Indians and pakis are the exact same people.

Are they still doing this faggotry
during wartime? What if they just open fire instead of stomping around?

You should support whichever side is losing so the war goes on longer. We need pajeet conscription so their expats get sucked back to their country like flushing shit into the sewer.

Neither. This shit is the definition of "not our problem." Let those brown turds immolate each other, it'd make the world a better place if they both exploded.

Pakistan. You want the war to go so badly for India that all the H1-B jeets have to go home to fight

Imagine giving a shit about two retarded kids having a go at each other.

Either this would end up being an autistic slapfest or they will nuke each other to the stone age.

Either conclusion would end in laughs being had.

Are they checking each other's shoes to see if they stepped in poop?

It's one of those situations where I hope they both shoot each other in the head at the same exact time so they both lose.

the poostep

I hate indians more than pakistanis soooo

they are basically jojo posing to look intimidating

Except our corporate overlords and oligarchs have vested interest in this escalating so unfortunately it will be our problem.

3rd world nation shit; everything about india is bizarre and awkward

It's basically a dance battle they have at the border, since they won't attack each other, but still hate each other.

SAAARR MY LEG GOES TO THE HIGHER THAN YOURS PAKI BITCH

NOOO BENCHOD YOU ARE THE BITCH SARR

what is Pakistan best known for exporting besides pic related?

The night performance is better, they pull their butt cheeks apart screaming "Your gay for wanting my gaping shaved asshole"

That's the scene from Philadelphia after the plane crash lol

its a pretty cool alternative to war, just do ritual dance displays of aggression instead

I'm rooting for Pakistan purely because fewer of them (pretend to) know English

Not my style but if there having fun like this then its better than war. In korea they just do pot shots at each others across the border every couple months.

Who should I support?

Reestablishment of the British Raj and the creation of the shitskin containment zone.

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this is just their version of professional wrestling. everyday when the open and close the border they put on a show

sane response

Looks silly but kinda of cool lmao.
Just look at them trying to mog each other!

Depends on who you are remove the meme flag

British Empire

Soldier has Spanish uniform

Such ignorance........

Turkey and Azerbaijan support Pakistan and I want to destroy both of those countries in a world war.

Is this stuff choreographed, or are they both flexing and seeing who can step closer to the Line of Control without starting WW3?

I think the reason why indians and isreal get along is because of muslims

Nukes

Neither, you worthless goytard

Scotland

Sir Harry Paget Flashman VC, KCB, KCIE

Spanish

OI

SAAAR GET IN ERE QUICK

THAT SILLY LOOKING FELLOW IS GONNA DO THE WALK AGAIN OH NO HERE HE GOES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That is a Spanish uniform he is wearing. His allegiance is with Spain.

The jeet vs desert jeet strut battle is exactly what I scrolled down for

India winning will be the best outcome for humanity.

None, although western governments have an interest in India prevailing, where else are we going to get 1.4 B meat shields when war with China ensues?

the hordes of diploma mill indians need to be stymied

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling, but you're a fucking idiot in any sense. The British Army has a MILLION different uniforms.

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pretty neat actually

webm

wtf is that gus fring LMAO :DD

Saar, no need to think too hard just give full support and never redeem

it's like a star trek episode where two warring "people" obviously used to be unified, but something retarded happened and now they split and fight about the retarded shit. And all you can do is watch them hopelessly fail to realize how unusually similar they are to eachother

He picked up the wrong dry cleaning.

Paki anon here.
Sorry for the nothingborger.
Guess we’ll just use the rafle kills as our response…

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It’s like a bunch of birds arguing with one another kek

This is not right now, I saw this months ago.

Only if all the poos overseas go back home and stay there in the great poop reich of 2030.

I k-kneel anon sama

Saar, this is very serious saar! Why are you making of fun?

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This is all just foreplay - we should be happy for them.

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What the actual fuck did I just watch?

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They could also just behave normally. There are options other than killing each other and doing monty python skits.

It would not matter the largest trading partner for the UK was germany leading up to WW1/WW2 same goes for france up until napoleon came around. Nothing is going to change regardless if there the same religion/sect.

I can't tell if this is the culmination of thousands of years of wartime tradition or just autism.

Both sides.

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I now share a board with people who don't know who daler mehndi is

I know it's not your fault anon but holy shit I need to go outside

imagine thinking these cargo cult retards are high tech geniuses

War, you should support war between both

bollywood irl

Why are South Asians so goofy? Has one of them ever done well in a sport outside of cricket? There's almost 2 billion of them - which is almost 1/4th of human population. And yet I don't think I've ever seen a successful South Asian athlete. Even East Asians make it into the NBA or get somewhat far in MMA or boxing every once in a blue moon. And how are there so many of them when nobody wants to fuck South Asians? They're so unattractive. And they smell. What a cursed race.

None. They're both retarded.

I remember seeing this on the front page of Reddit years ago and everyone was talking about how cool and badass this military tradition is. It must be a surreal experience to be a genuine liberal since you're constantly lying to yourself and everyone around you. And everyone is always so hypersensitive with a hair trigger looking to be offended so that they can get on their moral high horse and lecture you about how horrible you are. I can't wait for this progressive era to finally collapse so that we can go back to openly making fun of jeets because they obviously deserve it.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT ANY OF THEM, YOU FILTHY FUCKING SUBHUMAN???

YOU HAVE THE ATTITUDE OF A FUCKING KEK!

Who should I support?

The bombs

Innt there one where a one legged guy just spins real fast?

both sides! Have a good war, nukes would be best case

As in a lot of cases, there doesn't have to be a good guy and a bad guy. They can both suck ass.