EU-tards on suicide watch

EU-tards on suicide watch

Gotta have my Diet Coke
And Big Mac too

tariffs removed on uk steel

im pretty sure that last steel mill got shutdown?

levy on ethanol - used to make beer

wtf?
yeast makes beer

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT SIMPLE AS

govt nationalized it using emergency powers after chinks shut it down

kinda based ngl. the special relationship moves forward

yeast makes beer

There's a flavored "vodka water" that's sold as beer too.

Levy on alcohol, used to make beer

wat? You guy pour vodka into root beer?

wtf thats based

you get basically nothing other thana photo OP to Trump
and you did because youre just as desperate as youve been even since Brexit

Population keeps on breeding
Nation bleeding, still more feeding, economy
Life is funny, skies are sunny
Bees make honey, who needs money? No, not poor me

This may be a far more plausible shadow plan than we would all think.

What you just said above. Modernity is shaped by the creation of a new original sin, that of being white, and a new classification of ontological evil, that of being proud of your whiteness. It's what glues the rest of the non-white world together, the holy crusade against this new force of evil and the ultimate and final decolonization of the world. Denazifier on the eastern flank, newborn denazifier who is about to make the victories of WW1/WW2 their national holidays on the western one. A marxist antifascist state that was strategically fed by both of these two so that the growth could not go to Europe and have it experience the Chinese growth rate of the past three decades. It really doesn't take a genius to figure out what is happening here. And it's not like it hasn't happened before.

three superpower spheres of influence agreement. EU drew the short card. Trump is handing EU market to China as compensation for drastically reducing access to US market. Russia and USA are doing oil tech deal which will speed up Russia's resource development. Also giving them access to plane parts, which will help them cover a gap for a few years. USA already did job of ruining Zelensky's rep in the US so no one will care when Russia steamrolls them.

Basically everyone realized that the EU was the problem and decided to fuck them over.

no one is taking Europe. They're being shunned.

DRM injection molded mini's

levy on fish n' chips made cars

the last commercial car that they made was in the 90s, they haven't made any cars for anyone below top 10% in years

fish n' chips will buy burger beef that cost 3 times more than what they produce in their own land

HAHAHAHAH, you-serious.jpeg

no steel tax

I am sure EVERYONE is lining up to buy steel that cost 10 times more than the rest of the world, *roll eyes

bleh bleh bleh 'blanket'

literally something that's in place since ww1

no need to check burger shit

I am sure that's not going to bite them in the ass since the brain worm guy shut down all food safty depts

why is there a kraut seething at Britain in every thread?

why cant you deal with reality, you dumb british fuck?

C-can we deport there illegals as well?

The planned trade model for the USA is permanent tariffs on absolutely everything. 10% has been stated as the absolute minimum reserved only for the prettiest of princesses. That the UK came in early and got preferential treatment to lock in the minimum, and even to drop some tariffs, is good positioning by the Brits who know how much Trump idolizes their country and leveraged that fact. Germany and the rest of the EU, on the other hand, are arrogantly expecting status quo ante but are likely about to get gigafucked by a market led by a man who at this point now hates their fucking guts. You’re the one in denial. We’ll see how it actually plays out, but the intentions are clear to see. Trump wanted a sweetheart deal with his darling UK, and they were savvy enough to get in. This administration hates the German government and wants any excuse to fuck you and your economy for four years (and potentially longer). You selling yourselves to China out of spite will just be the bonus.

We're going to create the anglosphere, of course we will!

Trump doesnt give a fuck about the UK
and the EU is a much bigger market than that joke of country
a deal between Europe and the US benefits both sides

What are you talking about, Trump loves the UK, he won’t shut up about it. He loves their monarchy, too, and they use it diplomatically to woo him in. Trump and Vance openly despise Germany though, and consider the EU to just be a gaggle of rubes suckered in by Berlin. It’s true that the EU is a more valuable market, but that also makes you a potential opponent. And the EU, in Trump’s mind, has clearly positioned itself as an opponent to be brought into submission. He’s been very open about this all.

The UK was involved in Russia gate.
Trump has a better memory than you
you falsefalgging island nigger

Doesn't really seem like the US is getting much..

trade deal

not an actual treaty that binds anyone

so he's succeeded at doing basically nothing, there is little to no way to hold anyone accountable and as soon as he's gone, into the trash it goes.

Our beef sucks. Sorry Brits.

This deal means US tariffs are still higher than they were last year

That is still true in the UK after this deal as well. A lot of American food doesn't meet EU health standards

just lost a new war (houthis) right after losing trade war

just as arrogant as when afghan war was lost

What the fuck are they injecting in the mcdonalds?

trump did brexit, hails brexit for shitty "deal"

I think you might find, our 0-tariff chink owned steel industry suddenly springing back into life shortly.

Dude looks so fucking hard-core jew there

Boys named Muhammad.

I really hope they aren't really using ethanol to make beer.

jorge washingfaggot sucked dicks and everything american is made in mexico

preparing for conquering mexico desu

Trump’s obsession with the UK isn’t rational. It is also not rational to deny that he, for some reason (common American stereotypes of England/aristocracy, probably) adores them regardless of their leftist governance and storied history of trying to personally fuck him. Trump is a shabbos goy to malignant israjews and islejews alike.
He states openly how he views other countries/governments, and what he intends to do. It is also a fact that the American market is disproportionately influential while also being quite large. So we know what he intends to do, and what he will use to do it, and what kind of weight will be behind it. To deny any of this is just crazy and I don’t understand what kind of world Europeans are living in. Thinking the US market is a juggernaut wielded as a club by a vengeful protectionist isn’t arrogant, it’s simply not being blind. Thinking that Germany is not on the administration’s hit list because it’s just too valuable a market is being arrogant, and blind as well. The Germans will likely come to the table with the same unwarranted arrogance that caused them to laugh at him when he told them that their reliance on Russian energy made them vulnerable. And then they got fucked. Now they are laughing again, and will probably get fucked again. This isn’t fucking astrology, he’s already laid it all out. They’ll take the rake to the face out of spite, I suppose, like they always seem to do.

muh juggernaut

the EU and the US markets are almost the same size, you dumbfuck

stupid nigger

Go back

I don’t like this shit. Did they agreed to give up Canada or not ?

murrican beer:

piss

add britbongmade (0% tax) ethanol

Oh Say, Can You See

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The king could declare canada a rouge terrorist nation and excommunicate them.

declare his backyard a rouge terrorist nation

Low IQ. Go back.

Yes, and the EU is a juggernaut as well. What a strange thing to say. Does that have any relevance to what I said? Do you think a cruise ship slamming into another cruise ship is less disastrous than if it just hit a kayak? I genuinely do not understand you people.

He's complicit to an America-led anglosphere, he wants this.

stop shitting up the thread, you donkey

must be why he alieneted Canada, you dumbfuck
why is this site full of retarded british cocksuckers=

Signed by Harold L. Ickes. Nice.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_L._Ickes

Two world wars and one world cup, they're still seething, even harder now they're going to lose yet again.

Canada is being alienated so it can be consumed by America without question.

Never trust someone thats british, they live like this and will scam you just as badly as someone from liberia

the only thign youre good at is sucking your own dick, british faggot

Ethanol is used to make beer? Lmao, that's some shitty beer.

take a chill pill herman

you will see a kraut seething at everything in every thread. so this, i would consider normal kraut behaviour

The eternal seething of the turkmutt
Sorry mate, you’re not getting the Ottoman Empire back

Just to clarify, you do understand the deal still means American tariffs on the UK have gone up right?

its gonna go up way worse on everyone else

What the fuck are they injecting in the mcdonalds?

Jewish semen and lead paint

Yeah but it's OP is trying to present this as a win for britain when trade is still worse off

Kek, idiot bongs. Trump,hasn’t even lifted the general 10% tariff on UK goods. Meanwhile you’ll be flooded by cheap, factory farmed agribusiness beef etc full of hormones and antibiotics, destroying your whole agriculture sector and rural British way of life. You’ve sold out Old England.

US food still needs to meet UK health standards so most of it can't be sold

I mean, not doing this deal at all would've resulted in much higher tarrifs anyway.

Now you can import that delicious gummy bear-fed beef full of toxic preservatives and dangerous antibiotics, and soda full of corn syrup and Red-3.
Maybe if you cave to more of Trump's threats he'll let you buy the good stuff, $100 insulin. You'll fucking need it.

Yes, the UK alone doesn't have the leverage or the alternatives to push for a better. They had to settle for a shit deal. The EU can just much more easily holdout for an actual deal

The point is that this deal is evidence of how weak the UK is alone rather than some bonus they've gotten from leaving

EU aint gonna get shit LOL

BBC documentaries about how it used to produce stuff

Well we'll see. Trumps history up to now suggests he will cuck out in the end and settle for a good deal

Beef part was one which caught my eye.
There are basically no beef import from USA to EU, because in EU it is banned to use growth hormones in beef production, while in USA it is allowed and is like 97% of their beef,
Was there changes in UK laws that allows beef which raised using growth hormones, to be used in human consumption? If yes, it is quite interesting development.

car imports

nothing burger. We're not a big manufacturer of cars.

US agricultural products

covered in toxic waste and carcinogens, not to mention washed with BLEACH

tariffs removed on UK steel

we don't make enough steel for this to matter, but our Indian and Chinese owners will be happy that the public buyout will cost even more

levy on ethanol

This only benefits the US. And in fact, cheap booze and alcohol related crime rise is the last thing we need, if we don't want to look like Detroit or Baltimore

economic security blanket

basically getting fucked by the US, rather than the EU. Starmer could have negotiated for better, but he doesn't have time, because a no confidence vote is brewing - nobody likes him.

US goods fast tracked

This only benefits the US. And as with their produce, it's mostly garbage. I was going to say that at least tech will be very slightly cheaper, but even then, with the other effects the Americans and Europeans are having on our post-Brexit tiny bargaining power economy, it's going to disappear