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Brit/pol/ - frens 4 lyf edition
First for Dr John Campbell is a bit wet
b-but I don't consent
Second for honkfm
call josh out for his paki ragebait spam
1pbtids all appear to accuse bogdan
or say "newfag" (his favorite phrase)
ALL MY FROG NAZIS FROGGER HEIL HITLER
Can't wait for the civil war
That is insanely retarded.
Having friends DOES bring value. It's always a good thing to have someone who will back you up. Someone you can rely on when shit goes side ways.
any tips on how to impress a british rose?
Frendition?
Carrot peelers and wooden spoons at the ready lad
Philp: We Would Reduce Immigration Levels to ‘Substantially Below’ 350,000 a Year
Cor, 'member when they promised tens of thousands?
Hoard cricket bats
frenchukkun?
That's how I flail non whites
english girls love:
palestine
hr jobs
shein
debt
use those 4 things to your advantage
Shut up you baby talking manchild
Just wait for Reform, lad!
Not only does immigration need to drop to ZERO, but emigration (and deportation) needs to increase to at least 1,000,000 per year. Arguably higher to make up for their rapid breeding habits.
We should concentrate them in some sort of camp, until a solution can be found
fack off ya prick man
Some chickens are bigger than others.
Fuck me reminds me of the old labour voter I talking to in a pub. Just might as well not vote
Bet you prefer the hooligan version
i.4cdn.org
Eat shit baby talking tosser, post about your fucking dinner like it's faceb**k you soppy little cunt
Better make it a good one, actually make it the last solution.
biggest one for me
posting in based bread
dinner?
Calm down meladdo
nothing is based about brit/pol/ you fucking delusional spastic
it's over
Classic Guardian: archive.is
Want to swim but find it too much of a hassle? Me too – but here’s how I cracked it
Comments are calling out the author for being a materialistic imbecile. Good.
Blimey. Don't people just go to the local baths, swim up and down for a while, then get out? Why does everything have to be expensive and measured and tracked? Why do you need to listen to something while swimming? I feel exhausted just reading this. I have an old swimming costume and a pound coin for the locker. The end. That's my swimming equipment. If you really need something to occupy your mind other than trying to do a decent stroke and not swallowing water, just watch the other people and wonder about them a bit.
Sorry you lost me at "at a pair of waterproof headphones " :). What is about people today they have to do everything with headphones in ? Just be in the moment and enjoy the swimming!
Swimming has always been one of my favourite activities, for fitness or just relaxing and switching off from the world. The one thing that worries me about this article is that the writer seems unable to get involved in swimming or any other form of fitness or relaxation without being super-glued to some device or other. Ditch the tech and you really will experience relaxation as well as fitness.
Yeah, eat shit for your fucking dinner you poncey little twat, cockless clueless frog posting s o y c u n t
child care ph costs more than i earn ph at the call centre
outsource my call centre job to child carer
pay myself more than the call centre pays me to mind my child
problem?
Fuck off you wet spastic
Why josh mad at everyone?
Someone BTFO him on AI again?
Calm down lad
NON-FREN DETECTED
NON-FREN DETECTED
What an ugly looking man
nice
Whenever i see someone saying stuff like that my nonce sense starts to trigger.
Someone has some dirt on him
he dodged a bullet these women have a cunt aura
It's sunday seethening lad, let them cope
Wahey lads they're bringing immigration down to 350k/year which is only a city the size of Coventry instead of a city the size of Liverpool every single year!
Is there a shortage of takeaway curries in Wales?
I'm glad you think I'm not in the soft cunt crew, baby talking faggot
Spent an hour going through my temporary civil collapse bag today, checking everything works and is in good condition.
Nothing special, enough to get me out of the city and last for a week.
What preparations are you making?
where the fuck are they going to put em?
Go on Carol, have a snickers.
you're probably right..
Yeah it's got nothing to do with losing patience with dull cunt manchildren and their spam cartoon shite and their profoundly pathetic baby talking wanker lmao. You have frogcunt IQ for sure
Shut up you stupid faggot
Houses designed for 4 people can fit 12 if you're creative enough
*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff*
Post frogs to enrage Jash
Don't like the culshur? You know where t'door is
we need another grenfell
Haggis more your thing?
'Migrant hotel king' enters UK rich list amassing £750m fortune from asylum seeker crisis
Graham King is said to be making an eye-watering £3.5m a day from housing migrants.
Britain’s migrant hotel “king” has amassed a vast £750 million from putting up asylum seekers in his holiday parks.The Essex business tycoon is believed to make a mind-blowing £3.5 million a day, out of the taxpayers’ wallet, for putting up and transporting new arrivals into Britain.
His daughter is training to be an artist and produces £10 prints carrying messages like “will trade racists for refugees”, according to MailOnline.
express.co.uk
I mean thats when you KNOW you've found the moral path. When life becomes just a fucking doss
Just over 10 years ago.
What a family. They're like Soviet bigwigs living it up whilst the population suffers
josh doesn't like frog trash
Frogwank is exactly the sort of shite jnonce loves, you don't have to understand anything or contribute anything, you just post a fucking frog picture and you're part of the club, it's exactly the superficial low IQ take that is characteristic of the nonce.
I would argue most of the soft cocked frogshite is posted by the fat twat himself and again the only way the low IQ prick can think of countering my point (that frogshite is inherently low test) is to accuse people of being himself. Sad fat jew cuck
propa bri*ish success story
gawd bless him, hope he gets a knighthood an al
more gay frogtrash britgimmick poncery
t. you
i missed it on 8 before sussex told you about it
I'm just posting em cause they make you seethe, no other reason.
Rather anons post frogs than anons obsess over a fat middle-aged wool nonce all day.
I'll post unrelated frogtrash
Well done nigger
Fuck sake. Just got sent some photos of me that were taken last weekend. I genuinely look like Timothy James Byrne. Looking at photos is horiffic.
.
frogtrash followed by namefag frogtrash
that'll show 'em
Cockless manchild faggot kys
Is coke-a cola worth trying? The type you sip with your nose I mean. I have been feeling like taking a spin with something and a few random lines...sips of this might be a laugh. Usually I just smoke weed so I doubt I'd start getting hooked on an upper.
and yet, here you are
You want to be careful about letting people take your picture without your knowledge. Every photo steals a part of your soul.
simmer down
It's the wool nice that post most this low twat shite you fucking moron
xcancel.com
This is Yasmin Surti, the planning committee chairwoman who approved the takeover of the pub
bruh
I'm not prepared whatsoever
cor, she's fit
the only reason to come to britpol is frogtrash
This is what I mean by superficial understanding and low IQ, dumb fucking bitch
Eat shit
I was asked to post for them so did. But I agree, overexposure in general is somewhat satanic imho. Nobody would care about Kafka if there were 400 photos of him floating around online.
I worked in the job centre and the amount of foreign benny scroungers getting paid 5k a month by the government to pay rent on property in London would make you seeth.
It's no wonder why rents and house prices are so high. You're being bid against by Serco and the DWP so that Afghans have a place to live.
if we can't deport the bastards, we should at least send them to the shittest most remote cheapest part of the country instead of housing nigger bastards in 5k a month london apartments
Imagine the skidders
corr wot a steal lad, go buy it and in 10 years it will be worth £6 million. screen cap this.
They are already the majority in london though
the shittest most remote cheapest part of the country
That'd end up being some post-industrial White town. Personally i'd rather the government spends a bit more and sends them to Brighton, Bristol and Liverpool
what? CS Lewis is retarded. cooperation and collaboration are absolutely essential for survival. he should go back to writing Lion stories. screwtape stories more like screwed ape stories
i thought being a troon was haram
Makes you wonder when things are gonna pop and the globohomo bubble bursts, because the economic situation is unsustainable.
They should be in tent cities surrounded by soldiers whilst the deportation process runs it's course.
They sent some to my shitty area of north England recently and they're having gay sex in the park, hastling lone women and hanging around outside the schools.
Local Facebook is livid.
Give me a qrd on the Scots.
Porridgewogs.
far left, living in the past, spend their evenings (when they're not on smack) watching braveheart.
a vanquished foe.
gay sex in the park
WTF?
xcancel.com
Haile Selassie's grandson Zera Yacob Amha Selassie (heir to the throne of Ethiopia), lives in a council house on the Isle of Dogs in London, opposite the Cutty Sark.
"The (council) House of Solomon"
I worked in the job centre
Proof?
fair enough, we should pile them all into dilapidated housing in bradford then
this creepy looking fuck was happy to take a Knighthood for his crimes
Post unmistakable job centre lanyard and one of those old paper jobsearch record booklets
11
5
fucked up house numbering on that street. no wonder the bames abused it.
having gay sex in the park, hastling lone women
Like bonobos, aren't they.
Slugs are one hell of a drug
What do you want? My payslip? We're on an anonymous image board. Take my word for it, or believe I made it up. Whatever.
I made it up. Whatever
nice that you admit it finally. lying isn't cool compadre
I can tell you're a buttmad redditor from your retarded post.
Be like kitty
Kitty is soff
Kitty is habby
Kitty is relax
Kitty is always ready
Nice pic
nigger heil Hitler
Pretty libtarded for some reason and not big on White nationalism.
They have the SNP (Scottish National Party) but those fuckers should be done under the Trade Descriptions act because they're essentially just Brit-hating Marxists with a hate boner for the English.
And dont get me started on those fucking kilts the boomers wear.
believe I made it up
Yes, or at least post your lanyard or something
I’m reliable, an excellent
timekeeper and considered to be well mannered and polite. I can work alone or as part of a team. I
can set myself smart goals and objective targets and believe in seeing a task through to completion. I
consider myself to be enthusiastic, alert and can be very tactful and intuitive.
Can be good lads. Can also be extremely fucking annoying and contrarian.
stealing this for my curriculum vitae.
Kek @ Jock Apu.
Saved
Nah they need to be sent to places that vote for more like Brighton and Bristol. Sending them to places like Birmingham or Bradford is just more out of sight out of mind and the vooooters who keep voting for me get a taste of what they're voting for.
would Brighton and Bristol lefties even change their pro immigration stance if they're swamped?
another chance to display my unquestionable virginity
Bet your frogwank folder is huge
he doesn't know
Brighton is full of faggots, so the council could argue that a large influx of muslims may potentially put their precious rainbow people in danger.
I believe the council in Blackpool argued the same thing but the government bussed in hundreds of Afghans anyway.
Got given some brewdog IPA's earlier. Never tried them before. Pretty small cans tbhwysmh
What kind of tunes are on there?
no. they will move to quiet country towns and say it was for the better schools and not because their city got filled with gorilla niggers
Yes, everyone does to some degree. Problem is with most of the population is that it has to negatively effect them in some way first. They don't care because the only immigrants they've seen are Ravir Singh who owns the delhi they get their vegan sandwiches from. They haven't seen the proper muzzies and jeets who mill around leering and following women or in Brighton's case harassing gays.
Even if it only gets them into the no boatwogs stage, that's still a massive step.
Honestly free Axel, free the mandem
How warm do you like your oven?
i think we should just sterilise them tbqh lad
if we can't send em back or into the ovens
you don't need to be friends to cooperate and collaborate
see: a job
Quoted the wrong fucking post
3 children for 50 rupees is a bargain
celts are just moist
more frogwank
You really have nothing but boring memewank, gutless fucking cuck
out of luck for jobs
boomer parents pushing to go into the NHS
tell them (5th time now) you need work references which just don't happen in minimum wage work and any references I could have are now working somewhere else
"Just tell the interviewer you can't do that"
it's an online application
"Just go up to them at the hospital"
I can't...
Who are references for exactly? Employers who want an extra filter?
If that happened to Brighton and they had a successful appeal, that'd open a can of worms bigger than if the muslims were relocated there anyway. Reform would campaign on that alone and would win 90% of the country.
Pay someone on fiver to give references
t
Did you get lost on the way to preddit or something?
Here's a choon for ya that even your ancestors would have enjoyed.
Yes. Everything is to filter white men out while they employ foreigners who can't even read those online forms.
Might put a cardigan on and drink a few white russians
based
Don't get caught
far out man
Got a rug that really ties the floor together?
if you don't like my wickle fwog fwens you're r*ddit
Another painfully low IQ take from a pathetic adult virgin, kill yourself
6 out of the 11 councillors names sound bamish in Leicester council
samefagging your nonsensical frogshite
Dickhead
no non frens!
You can be your own reference, just create a fake email address
My drug dealer was my last reference pretended to be my employer kek i told them we were all made redundant so they can't call him at the office. Had that job for 6 years too. unemployed again now
How many from Lord Alli?
You need to go back, you humourless, assblasted faggot.
Jnigger still seething kek
humour
You must be jcunt, to pretend what you're posting is humour you must be clinically delusional. I came here because I hate foreign cunts, not because I want to read the insipid ramblings of some gimmick obsessed lonely cunt on 5 different IDs, honestly kill yourself.
gets attacked by 2 different people
automatically believes it's the same person.
I thought you kikes were meant to be le smart?
Kys and never forget, YWNBAW.
Why not just ask your family or mates instead of paying some Indian?
I hate forens me
I'm a good lad me
He literally funds pakis
Would rather pay a professional scammer
This bird on tinder gave me her number after we've just had sexual innuendo and I asked to come over.
She said I need to impress her.
NOW... do I just send a vid of my (fairly big) erect penis on whatsapp?
Colchester council are shit
youtube.com
Send a vid of your butthole winking at her
Listen to yourself, you depressed tranny.
Join your comrades and do the decent thing, its doubtful you will be missed.
samefagging on britpol is basically impossible
Lmao
Who here can't take the humiliation anymore? Who's gonna commit an historically significant offence against diversity soon?
send her kanyes new tune
What's the answer lads
Depends
scotland is full of them
bix nood
Bruh. If my cock vid doesn't do it...
Or maybe I'll start with that...
I feel like it we paid MP's more they'd be less easy to bribe
Feel like a roadman without a postcode, lads
I never said it isn't possible, I said you're mistaken in this instance.
Anything else? No? Good, you're dismissed.
Summer time soon and Tommy might be released so there's gonna be a based happening orchestrated by the nudge unit
for me its the bottom left
glownigger
this is art
Whats your roadman name? I'm creamboy
make a vid of your cock doing a roman salute
I would've of said top right
HE HATES FOREIGN CUNTS LADS
big ting
If by "nudge unit", you mean yourself and the rest of the organically angry prediverse brits, then yes. What are you planning to do when rTommeh gets out?
a torrent of inspid frogwank from a bunch of different IDs
a totally superficial understanding of everything
trying to be threatening at the same time as posting childish gimmick cartoons
numerous accusations of being jish while saying its ridiculous to say two different IDs are noncewank samefags
joshdan personality deployed
spamming gimmicks with the hope of blending in as "one of de lids" while accusing others of being r*ddit tier
There's a whole board for memewank obsessed virgins, you should fuck off there you terminal faggot
She said I need to impress her.
Ask her what value she has beyond the hole in her legs
I'm planning on doing a based happening alright, a big stinky one. If you know what I mean
watching spongebob ngl
being this invested in a meme general
im not a samefag
I'm in and out of the thread but it's pleasant to see the frog hater getting btfo'd
top right
but surely there's got to be some wringing in there?
they're all wrong... how can you start to mop without a dip?
Damn bro. Nigga heil hitler.
I'll send that if she responds. I've sent the music video link.
is that a job application form?
Ironic
mop
mop
dip
kys
insane rambling
Tell me, lad, what is your relationship like with your mother?
Wasn't "she" in Keeping Up Appearances?
I can hear the theme tune now
creamboy
Frog general simple as
i cant think of anything to post
more delusional shite from samefags
This is what I mean by superficial, you think posting some gimmick cartoon is the same as making a point, you think that piling on with samefags is anything other than a total admission of defeat, declaring that my one ID is more than a match for you and you have to fall back on creating a false consensus with your multiple IDs.
You're a feminine toss piece and you've literally never btfod anyone ever.
fed posting
You probably should remove the memeflag first in future, officer.
paki posting stops
I hate everyone you're all wankers you are
I'm proper hard cos I hate forens me
He's fat and a pedo lads and completely fucking obvious too
Milkybar kid advert but it's a bame and he shouts
Milkybars are on me
And grabs a handful of milkybars and walks out the store without paying
You've made 5 posts and every one is about josh.
She didn't refuse to see me on her deathbed and she didn't ship me off to live with a pervy uncle, so I'm ahead of some "people" no doubt
Again I say to you; and yet. You. Are. Still. Here
sad cunt
#LuxuryLife
4Pac
does anybody want me to post a random meme?
I'll circle back to a point I was totally destroyed on earlier
Nice strat you thick faggot
And?
It's because I hate the cunt
You've made 11 and they're all dog shit Reddit takes
You have my blessings
if you don't like constant gimmick joshposts there's no reason to be in my personal friendship simulator
NPD kike loser
unlike you I don't spend my time in a prison of my own creation and moan about it so I didn't see your feeble coping excuse
fuck off somewhere else if you don't like it, simple really, and it's not hard either unless you've got a debilitating autism that wont let you move on from things
I've sent the music video link.
respect nigga
serious talk
just accept that I shit up the place and use it as my cope crutch every waking minute of the day
Shut up you fat kike, I'll complain about whatever the fuck I please, including insipid discordfrog shite, kill yourself
I imagine there's one or two sickos out there who have been waiting for this shit.
china has gone too far
Post frogs lads
frogs have been on this website since like 2008 you fucking newfag
piss off
AHEM, I assume this was meant for me? You forgot to use a quote in the midst of your soi frenzy.
Several points,
Why does frog posting upset you so much?
Why are you too scared to type the word JEWISH?
Why do you think that women can have a penis?
Why are you here, you fucking tourist?
Why do you think anyone here gives 2 fucks what you think?
Away with you. Take your depressed self back to discord with the other troons.
bame chucks rubbish outside car window
Gets confronted by another bame about it
Gets told why do you care they colonised your country
And that's their attitude
postfrogism
You hate him yet he's all you think about. If you actually hated him you would filter and and stop talking about him yet you post about him day in day out.
"we paid for one of these to be delivered to us"
immediately checked the anatomy of it
Reckon they had a go?
for this very special occasion
Love me frogs
Didn't ask
Seethe more
I'm not going to stop calling him a cunt or a paedo, don't like it? That's a you problem
Frogs?
Hey. I slept all day. Missed the sun. I could go outside, find a place and have a camp fire.
I’m playing mechanicus but I have a PS5 & PS Portal I never used. And power packs. And a drone. And ethanol & and ethanol burning fire/stove/heater thingamus.
All I’m missing is some friends :(
But hey got a portal and i never ever tried using it.
Your meme has motivated me. I’m finna set shit up now. And go on my scooter.
Large roundabout here i come!
corr luv me Paddington
This is what I mean when I talk about you having only a surface level understanding, you think you can cheaply buy into a "club" just by parroting gimmicks and you have the gall to accuse others of being r*ddit tier. You're a fucking joke
This is now a pep and apu thread thanks to that whiny fag.
If you're so obsessed with josh do us a favour and use a name so it's easier to filter you as well then.
Frogs.
The fuckers deranged. Must be off its meds or something.
Maybe I should inquire what it's pronouns are?
no you spastic, you said that frogs ruined the board but they've been basically a part of it for nearly 20 years
you are just a massive bender and can't deal with lads having a bit of fun
sad really
or, you're doing a master trole, in which case you've done me
so has it got a cock or..what?
thinking the guy raging against childish gimmick posting is actually jish and he's not the one behind the majority of gimmick trash in this general
Delusional or dishonest
N no don't call him a paedo or a cunt
Staph
The lady doth protest too much
Weird how you say filter the nonce and yet you keep being mad at me and don't follow your own advice. Josh is a paedophile
you said that frogs ruined the board
Where? Stupid faggot making up shit because you haven't a leg to stand on, fucking retard
I propose we post frogs in the next thread too
real feel
Mate wtf does Paddington feel like he's fictional
Next thread I'm filtering every frog posting ID and I'm going to see if the "quality" of the thread suffers, my hypothesis is that the opposite will actually occur.
All night long.
what is the purpose of brit/pol/? What is meant to be discussed here?
you think you can cheaply buy into a "club" just by parroting gimmicks
implying
You're boring
Yes, josh is easy to filter because he uses a name you tard.
Weird how you say filter the nonce and yet you keep being mad at me and don't follow your own advice.
Because you're the only cunt apart from josh who brings up josh. If you filter him he may as well not even exist.
Gotta be up early tomorrow for the JC
new
How can an ID be filtered? With uBlock Origin?
These suggestion frogs are very handy.
if I just post frogs then I won't be excluded socially like I have in every other situation where the constituents of a group can control who's nominally part of it
You're too obvious, always too obvious because you're actually thick a shit
cor early one for you init
Sounds like a good plan
boring
That's not a compelling argument, quite the opposite
Gotta be up early tomorrow for the JC
jewish chronicle?
Well if you do, how about not filter those who only post a single frog reaction image but otherwise their posts are frog free? I think I got unfairly filtered the other day, t b h.
Nope, zero tolerance.
I can't help it that your IQ is sub 20 lad
I'm truly sorry
politics and culture
Shut up you depressed pedo.
Only the cool kids frog post.
This is the privy council for polititics
bro just meekly accept things you don't like
This is why I'm calling you a gutless faggot
Based
Might as well leave the thread then based on what's going on.
:) forgot i had this. Never tried it. Get in!