the insane amount of russian enjoyment that a us army riding into battle on scooters would have generated.
are russians really just put on this earth to make other people feel good about themselves?
Sometimes i like to imagine
They should get hoverboards so they can ride and shoot.
we considered riding scooters into battle. but couldn't justify the 350k price tag per scooter.
id rather use a scoot than those deathbox HMMWV's my unit had
scooter*
kek good times.
Even in cities/towns?
Every afghan with a pistol would have taken shots at you.
Hohols also use them.
The strategy of Russian troops is to bomb the fuck out of trenches before assault, for hohols it's just a suicide mission
"scooters"
shows image of quad bike.
Thanks for your service igor, you are truly humanities clowns
there is a video of nightly hohol assault with TEN quadrocycles, I'm not going to post it because its hard to see shit in it but facts are there.
Scooters would be even better because they're smaller target and whole squad doesn't get blown the fuck up in one go.
'there is a video'
meanwhile there are daily new uploads of russians on scooters, in scooby mobiles or on foot just getting mowed down by MG/drones.
the russian army merely exists to entertain the rest of europe, has done so since inception.
They all do what they can, both sides have units fundraising with kill counts. Its a really cruel war, russians set this precedent.
I know you're some weird retarded VPN leddit tranny, my posts are actually for people who enter the thread and wonder what the fuck is going on.
Reality is Russian army is pushing and pushing hard, frontline is huge and ukronato is losing badly.
That's why it became actually easier to rely on speed for assaults instead of armor, which is easier to blow up by drones anyway.
Here's the video with nightly hohol attack with quadrocycles, enjoy
and it's dumb as fuck. mass infantry and trench warfare has no place on the modern battlefield yet here we are.
Really selling that ASVAB waiver anon.
buddy... the numerical advantage russia has in resources, personel, munitions, air/sea/land vehicles should have absolutely decimated ukraine. the fact ukraine is still in the game at all is a loss for russia.
like you said, the video shows nothing.
Russia is pushing hard but mostly the shit back into their squad-mates assholes
If you keep shifting goal posts to make every loss sound like a victory war is a great business.
What happened to kiyv in three days? After bakhmut the east will collapse? Any of the hundreds of red lines related to equipment deliverd from the west? Where are the nukes?
Your country is a joke, cope with your reddit shit all you like, your entire existence is pure entertainment for actually developed peoples.
There is just no escape from the fact that you fucked up the invasion.
to me it looks like both sides dont want to end the war because some (((people))) profit a lot from it if it keeps going and everyone is kinda on board with that so the front doesnt move much so they can drag it out.
the only fucked up thing happened is Russians trusting ukronato after Minsk1,2 failures and pulling back from kiev.
But hey, instead we got Zapo, DNR, LNR and Kherson and war isn't even over yet.
is that what you think when you see people attempt things from an impoverished background?
japan would be in the same boat without foreign aid, dont forget it
How many of these globohomo losing cope threads need to be made each day?
These would accurately be called Scooter Dragoons. In the era of drone warfare they make a lot of sense. Wouldn't be surprised if there were purpose built military scooters in the future. Compare 5 guys on scooters to 5 guys in a BTR. If the BTR gets hit it's all over. If a scooter gets hit you're out one guy. Also, it's quicker to dismount scooters than a motorcycle or anything else. You just hop off.
Scooter Dragoons are the future.
No i meant the start of the war when you had to retreat and reorganize cause you screwed up the invasion
Why can't the Ukraine retake Crimea, Kherson, Lugansk and Donetsk if Russia is struggling? They managed to lose Kursk despite using those "elite" battalions from the UK. The Ukraines entire strategy is to do pointless human meat waves until Russians fall back, then the Ukraine takes a few photos and ends up retreating. When Russia takes something it remains Russian. If you aren't able to see this then you are just a retarded NAFO troon sucking on cope.
At least one until the russkies begin to realise their true purpose on this earth
there was no retreat, Russia literally pulled military from kiev because negotiations in istambul, which were cancelled by anglokikes.
I already said it, why are you making me repeat myself? Are ameriturds really that fucking stupid?
are you making fun of russians or mutts? you can't speak english, yet you're an english teacher.
If you are mentally ill i can see how you might think that.
Rather lasers will keep developing and in a generation, maybe two, every armoured vehicle will carry one and drones become rather useless.
That or we will see swarms of anti-drone drones.
Whichever becomes economically viable first.
Your argument makes no sense in the age of machine guns.
Your nigger ancestors found that out in the african wars when they attempted wielding spears vs MG nests.
to assume makes an ass out of u and me
Every retreat becomes a tactical withdrawal if your mentally retarded enough.
You keep proving my point
Lol how would this be of any use? You can't really shoot from a scooter because you will fall off it, you're exposed to enemy fire and these things move so slow that shooting someone on one of these would be easy as fuck.
America should just try and get Russians to join their army, and in return, they get permanent residency.
This would destroy Russia's crummy army. No one wants to live in Russia anyways and would jump on the operunity to leave that shit hole. If you gotta join an army anyways why not join the one that pays better and lets you live in a better country? And also gives you a higher chance of survival.
It also brings in a lot of white people of breeding age into America. It helps destroy Russia's colonialistic ambitions of white European countries while also helping to solve the "population crisis". Oh and it will solve America's problem of having not enough people in it's army too. Boom, kill three birds with one stone.
Russia is losing!
Okay, well they're not winning fast enough!
Tell us how long it should have taken for Russia to end the war. This should be entertaining.
3 days by their own calculations. you obviously haven't been paying attention.
. You are a caricature
Three days according to their retarded selves before the war started.
Those scooters cannot be ridden off road. It would not work. I’ve got one here.
Looks like you’ve been made a fool of by liars, lying again.
Once a seethecuck always a cuck though, so you shouldn’t feel more foolish than you usually do.
how gay it would feel riding into battle on a scooter.
What a fucking stupid idea. People with tony penises think that way?
They’ve just stolen those scooters off some poor victim on one of their toilet stealing runs. Bastards.
Now to do some lying!
ffs.
Russia withdrew from Kiev's encirclement as their part of the surrender that Ukraine signed and then violated. This perfidy is also the reason that Russia is not interested in a 30 day ceasefire.
Russia is bad at war because I can write a fanfiction in which the West adapts to the current war sometime in the next 20 years
Brilliant.
America should just try and get Russians to join their army, and in return, they get permanent residency.
Russian soldiers volunteering into the SMO get a sign on bonus that buys a decent house, get paid about 4x the civilian wage, and go home as heroes. Only a retard would turn that down to get fucked by Uncle Sam. Go ask any American soldier what they think of their benefits scheme. It's fucking broken and your most likely life outcome is that you freeze to death homeless and alone.
Muh 3 days
According to hype on the news media. Putin didn't mobilize at the beginning of the war because he believed it would only be three days. You're stupid if you believe that. Now since you argued that Russia isn't winning quickly enough, tell us how fast you think it should have been. Hiding behind irony is simpleminded enough for bots and trannies.
Three days. Like they claimed would do.
winning, winning, winning, etc ad nauseam. Every day.
And so 3.5 years later
you can’t criticise Russia over the
A) not winning anything
B) the length of time it’s taken Russia to not win
that is entirely unreasonable.
You are an arsehole, aren’t you.
Get on your scooter and scoot. Use it for running away like those two cowardly looters are planning to do.
I don't think you guys understand how these things are being used. Here are some locations:
Forward operating base
Forward deployment point
Held positions
Enemy positions
These things are used to get troops from the forward deployment point to the held positions. They're not under machine gun fire. They're not fighting while mounted. The biggest threat is drones. And taking out 5 soldiers on scooters with 5 separate drones isn't cost effective. The same isn't true with a BTR. The BTR would be a drone magnet in a way these things aren't. Their use case is very small. Getting troops more quickly from a forward deployment point to the held positions they're supposed to reinforce. I think it's a reasonable solution.
I have a scooter
I’ve got a drone too.
Guess which one is faster? lol.
Put it this way I wouldn’t be going into battle on a scooter even if they did work off road, which they do not.
You’d just get potted. :)
I might donate some of these to Ukrainians. So they can find their stolen scooters with them and exact some justice.
holy shifting goalposts batman
'WE DID NOT ACHIEVE OUR STATED OBJECTIVES WHICH WAS ACTUALLY WHAT WE WANTED TO ACHIEVE BECAUSE WE NEVER WANTED TO ACHIEVE OUR STATED OBJECTIVES'
lol, lmao even
Like they claimed would do.
Didn't happen.
not winning anything
They encircled Kiev and withdrew after a surrender was signed. This was perfidy on the West's part, so now Russia has taken 20% of Ukraine, killed their entire pre-war professional military, and secured water access for Sevastopol, destroyed the biolabs developing weapons against them, "Denazified" the country, and are on track to demilitarize it despite NATO basically emptying their armories into Ukraine. This war has gone favorably for Russia the entire time, and NATO is shitting itself. You're delusional if you think otherwise.
surrender that Ukraine signed
Always love seeing people bring penis size into it.
It is a clear indicator that they are very comfortable with the size of their penis and not angry incels at all.
Stay woke
us army riding into battle on scooters would have generated
"b-b-but f35 is a piece of shit. w-what you got to say to THAT?!"
If nato had emptied their armories and russia was still doing fine, russia would have invaded nato a long time ago.
you are merely repeating the russian propaganda that has been going round for the past few years.
its pretty boring and stale by now
Is ukraine a charity?
donate some drones & phones gear to Ukraine.
AI answer
Yes please! It’s deductible up to 4% of your income.
Every time I count a lie on here from a kremlin hunchback I’m going to +1 drone to Ukraine.
winning…
BOOM! Someone poor assholes legs and bits of scooter fly past your window.
Russian soldiers are getting paid $120k equivalent for signing on, more in certain other areas. US soldiers would do better to move to Russia after getting as many loans as possible and sign onto the SMO. Automatic citizenship and massive amounts of money to start life over in a country that has a better future than any in the west.
you can end the war in an instant if you just turn off the goybox
objectively, ignoring the total fuckup that was the start of the invasion, once the war turned into a war of attrition it was america, nato, or any country willing to support ukraine that controlled the flow of battle by drip-feeding supplies. at that point the war can be as quick or as slow as america determines.