The mutts are a parody of themselves

why are you still here

You are the mutt tho

I bet they offer better fruit pies than McDonald's in the US does.

Fuck yeah, mobile Mickey D's in Saudi land?

Try the McHalafel. Curry goat and fries? The BigMcSultan with lamb and beef?

Absolutely HALAL

Fuck yeah I bet they served the best quarter pounder w cheese and the most golden crisp fries of any McDonald's ever.

They probably have cakes made with dates and sesame seeds.

get gestures of reverence and subjection from literal Kings

somehow this should embarrass you

Amerimutts coming to visit

sends a truck of expensive fast food borgor for Amerimutts

Sounds about right. Pretty sure they don't eat anything else

based

This is fake. Those stairs don't even lead to anything.

parody of what you stupid shit zoomer? its well known he likes that crap, its diplomatic

jesus fuck you are the dumbest piece of shit kids alive

what is home ?

goyslop prepared by shitskins

On point

It's exactly the same as American McDick's except for the McArabia which sucks shit and the sausage mcmuffins which use chicken sausage and so are flavorless

It points at to how hurt they are within. No one has ever brought a McDonalds food trailer to them and it shows.

It's either McBurgers or sitting on a sheet on the floor sharing plates of rice and meat with your bare hands w/ the other Saudis

Qatar gives him $400m plane

Saudi gives him His Own McDs truck

The corpulent corrupt cunt will be visiting the camelfuckers every fortnight from now on.

Even at fancy dinners the US President eats his own food cooked by his own chef. Could you imagine being the president and eating food cooked by people who wipe their ass with their hands?

The president never eats his hosts food, and doesnt shit anywhere it can be collected. If you give the president something to eat it will be tested and you will be put on a list.

Bigly

Arab Emirates better step the fuck up. I expect a gold plated Rolls Royce and a sparkling dress made of 100 different precious stones for the first lady.

That said, Arab culture is all about flexing and giving gifts. Delighting your guest and showing off your power "Wow they just gave away a 400 million luxury palace plane wtf." "Yeah, just what we do mashallah."

The Chinese are similar and it's one of the main reasons Trumps penthouse is all gold/old European royalty mode. Dark skins LOVE that stuff.

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Are you a sandnigger or just a cowardly foreigner who enables sandniggers?

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I actually lived with a Saudi guy for a few months once. They literally eat kabsa 3 meals a day. I went with him to butcher the lamb once, it was wild. Despite having shit tons of leftovers rotting around the house all the time, for every meal he would grab the same pot that had been sitting in the sink, swirl some dish soap in it, and then fill it to the brim with rice and lamb and pressure cook it. Lay it out on this massive fucking plate on the floor and then him and the half a dozen other Saudis that apparently lived in the area would all come over and eat with their hands on the floor. I ate with him a couple times at the beginning of the cohabitation (before we started getting on bad terms about the state of the house) and there was one time where he said I embarrassed him because he had some dude in the full on white smock over and I was eating with a fork. They both tried to convince me that eating with my bare hands was healthier because of "good particles" on my hands that I would ingest. He was also scared of microwaves and once got mad at me for going out to eat McDonalds (ironic, I know) because it made it look like he "couldn't provide for me" in front of his friends.

Imagine being in the secret service and your job is to collect and control the presidents bowel movements.

"Agent Spencer, great agent, listen, I've got a rumbly in my tumbly haha, gonna go rip this shit out."

"Y..yes Mr. President... I'll get the containment vacuum and bags."

"Atta guy"

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it can fit one american at once

The Secret Service force Trump to wear diapers.

When in sand land, do as the sands do. I had to eat with Muslims a few times and you get used to it. These were wealthy ones who had an incredibly spotless mansion and washed their hands so they were also very clean though. No dirty nails.

That said still a wild fucking feeling reaching in and plucking some lamb out of a bowl three other guys just reached in. At least they used lots of flat breads so you can make little arab tacos.

They also imported 4 Mexicans to work the kitchen

I hear thats one of the perks of hosting him-- you get to snoof the pamps.

You’re god damn right.

kek

4 Mexicans and a 300lb negress with a neon red weave smacking her lips and refusing to look at you while she plays on her phone.

At least he didn't have to hold hands with Bandar Bush

Why are you LARPing as an American, rusfaggot?

When in sand land, do as the sands do.

This was in northwest US, actually. I was renting a room in a house near my college and he rented one of the other rooms.

so they were also very clean though

He did take A LOT of showers. It always smelled like smoke, though, so I pretty sure he was just trying to avoid the landlord being pissed off about him smoking in the house.

This just means he is literally the most american president in decades

I shared plates with Egyptians but they used forks. Its funny because its supposed to enforce bonds, but you are supposed to mentally divide up the shared dish into equal portions and it is very rude to take from someone elses portion so its not as gross as it seemed at first look.

Saudis are our ACTUAL allies, unlike israel.

ill take 2 big macs, 2 filet o fish and Large, very large, chockie milk shake

I am not Russian. Are you the same saudi I posted mohammed memes at the other day? you angry? I don't care what supposed tell you found because I don't need to justify myself to saudis. All the other arabs hate you and that says something.The only things that arabs seem to broadly aggree on are that jews are evil and saudis are degenerate scum who suck jewish dicks even more than america's government does.

"Agent Spencer, great agent, listen, I've got a rumbly in my tumbly haha, gonna go rip this shit out."

I have no idea if this is real or not I just know Trump said the only reason he eats McDonalds is because their food is consistent no matter where you go so you can trust it which is why Olympic Athletes eat it too

McDonald’s closed a lot of Saudi locations due to Gaza. It’s a shame that trump has to get his feed in this way due to antisemitism.

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Are you the same saudi I posted mohammed memes at the other day? you angry

I would've lol'd but I've probably already seen them all

All the other arabs hate you and that says something.

All other Arabs want to BE Saudis. Especially Kuwaitis.

The muslims I spoke with in Egypt hated saudis because they will fly into Cairo and rent the whole floor of a hotel for a week, and bring in underage peasant girls to abuse under "temporary marriage" and they also like to drink alcohol which is even worse than the cunny to your average muslim. Saudis are hated almost as much as jews. A bold claim I know, but I have spoken to people from just about every middle eastern country and the sentiment is universal and strong.

based. also, you need to leave

McDonald’s closed a lot of Saudi locations due to Gaza

No they didn't, retard. Starbucks was the most affected by the boycotts, and it's possible some of those locations have closed down but I haven't seen it

Foreign country full of brown people does this

LOL look at what the Americans did

Is OP retarded? The answer is yes

No bacon cheese burger tho.

slop force one

Kek

We're living in a fucking South Park episode lmao

"M...Vice President Vance... we drained your fecal containment box. We'll be delivering it to the federal fecal destruction facility."

"Agent Spencer."

"S..Sir?"

"Why did you not say thank you?"

Ahahah muts are really the golems of this world

KEK

nope they’re all gone

why are you such Jew haters genociding our Big Macs like this?

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What an attention ot detail.
Honestly, it's so much ass kissing that it turns on its head and becomes based

Saudis indeed hâte normal mudslims...they are considered peasants..i know i have lots of Saudi friends.onxe one ofbthem told me the white race should never work they are Masters compared to negros,muslims jews etc..

Do A-rab muslims eat beef or is that not kosher?

This kike psyop with the VP doesn't make any sense whatsoever and literally everyone from his supporters to his political enemies see these memes and think "Am I supposed to laugh? Why? Because someone photoshopped a hat or something?" It needs to have some sort of relevance to the persons character or history. Was there some kinky pics of him and his pajeet wife where she's jacking him off in a diaper? Okay, now I can see. This? This is just low IQ, low effort and just all around cringe. "Look, at his silly face! Tee hee hee!"
Just so you are wondering why nobody ever replies to these confusing pictures of no relevance to anything. He must be a decent guy then, if the kikes have zero dirt on him so they attempt a (pathetic) hack comedy meme. And utterly fucking failed. Zero people have yet to be triggered, just confused and cringing.

"I'm not a kike"

Renounce the Talmud, word for word.

No bacon or sausage mcmuffins though
All beef or chicken

They can eat anything but pork, blood, alcohol or animals slaughtered in a non-Halal fashion.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANCAKES????
The motherfuckers took it out of the menu since 2019 for MUH HEALTH and replace is with a new Macaribia that tastes like a cardboard box
If they really care about MUH HEALTH, fucking close the entire fucking thing... Shit, go full Holocaust on all Riyadh's restaurants because they are the number 1 reason why everyone there weighing like 150 kg minimum
BRING BACK THE PANCAKES YOU KABSA LOVING FUCKS!

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"Why did you not say thank you?"

I want official White House toilet paper that says "thank you" in fancy cursive

You see Londo, it's actually a 2 part poison.
The first part by itself is harmless, but it says in the body, wait, completely undetectable.
It's only when the second part is consumed....

Does anyone actually ever buy the McArabia for anything other than to try it for the first time and then realize that it's fucking dogshit?

literally everyone from his supporters to his political enemies see these memes and think "Am I supposed to laugh?

No you're supposed to say thank you

Mcfalafel

I googled that, it's a real thing in Egypt and Sweden.
Idk if it's here but I'll try that if I can, vegetarian not Muslim, and it's hard to have anything to eat in this country. Pretty much limited to fries and pizza.
Actually might just try making it since I don't eat mcshits

I don't give a shit Trump is the funniest guy to ever become a politician. Even the Saudis understand and appreciate how funny he is.

I still like their hash browns. And once a year I get a craving for a Filet 'o Fish with tomato.

with tomato

catch