If you were in charge of fixing obesity in America, how would you fix it?

Built for UEC (Uncut Eurochads Cock) actually, the same as every other American female.

Would.

Ban corn syrup, canola oil and excessive sugar in food products. Done.

Fat people pay extra taxes on all healthcare costs.

hey Samir, you or the niggers can have her, by all means
you have my blessing

There is something to be said for this, areas of a town where there are gates that fatties cant fit through. Imagine, restaurants, bars, shops, cafes, with no fatties.

Also throw pharma kikes in jail for intentionally driving up obesity

tax exepemptions for healthy population and euthanize all jobless fat niggers

She'd lose 70% of that excess weight by simply living in Europe due to our superior food quality. And then she would be bred and inseminated with superior Eurochad semen.

End welfare culture and you end obesity. People aren't meant to sit around and do nothing. People wouldn't starve and die. They'd get off their fat asses and do what they had to do to survive, and become healthier both in body and mind because of it.

Let's not be churlish. The UK has its share of land whales. It isn't an "American" problem. It is a modern problem.

Ban high fructose corn syrup, cut all subsidies to corn, tax anything that has added sugar.

Accelerate it until the problem solves itself.

I mean the meme doesn't need to change we just need to do the meme.

gets horny for a landwhale and expresses it

Tell me you're a sex starved incel without telling me.

Blanket ban on being above the weight acceptable for any gender (male/female). Acceptable weight is the one that doesn't cause your hands to become meat gloves, doesn't cause health problems, and doesn't cause you to be visibly overweight. People who do not meet the standard receive correction classes that are mandatory/get prohibited from buying more food above the limit needed for basic functions of the body. Serial commiters ideally should go to jail, and their food portions should be smaller than anyone elses

Obesity moves you into a higher tax bracket and cuts into your aid eligibility.
Simple as.

I wouldn't.
I don't give a shit.

She'd lose 70% of that excess weight by simply living in Europe due to our Africa-tier GDP

Ftfy

fix obesity? why would i want to do that? ive got a nice powdered donut with her name on it.

Mandatory deportation of women over 250 lbs to india. Anything they eat or drink will give them giardia and a billion other natural weight loss solutions, and the indians will carry them around on those stupid ceremonial platforms and get crushed by them. It's a win win.

Frankly you really just need to cut subsidies and direct the flow somewhere else.
Personally I'd say lower taxes on bourbon that's at least 60% corn. That way you're creating a massive outflow from food into booze and since bourbon needs to age you're taking a shitton off the market immediately.
Also Render it tax free if turned into flaked feed and legalize home distillation.

Alcoholism is a problem of its own but I'd rather deal with alcoholics than children being mindraped by ((((cereal companies))) from 1 years old.

Come on now chuds, obese whales need love too. Why won't you let her take your V-card?

iirc there's a law in Japan where your employer is considered responsible for your health and they get penalties if any of their workers are obese, which makes it basically impossible for you to get a job if you're obese. Probably wouldn't work in the West though because most of these people are on welfare anyway.

Compulsory exercise and steroid regimens for women

Any American that comes to Europe loses weight as our food isn't chock full of additives and corn syrup. Even the retards that are lactose intolerant in your country can consume our dairy. It's why we're healthier than you, taller than you and smarter than you.

How would you maintain her as a gf? You'd be keeping her clean all the time because of excessive sweating and constantly preparing her food. Helping her around and going upstairs. On the plus side you can enjoy her voluptuous body.

this, make insurance premiums 10x for obese people and watch this end quickly

healthier than you

UK flag

anon, have you been outside recently? It's full of fat fucks here

This idea has lots of issues, for example you assumed that they have no access to calorie sourced but most fatties will probably start trying to eat each other once they go four or five hours without a meal. The pond should just be a simple drinking fountain, or it would go stagnant. Also, it's more difficult than you think to build a pentagram shaped structure from steel it's just easier and more practical to do the welds at 90° and I think the crane is a good idea but if you lower them in with the crane you don't want there to be any doors in the back, especially double doors.

why would i want to fix it? she's hot af
only men should be thin

Basically get a big hot tub with automated water cleaning and a big cheesecake every few days. actual farm animals would need far more maintenance than a landwhale.

Wew lassy.

Free fat camps for fatties.
Free lessons on nutrition and cooking low calorie.
The fat person needs practice on making better eating choices.

Ban sugar and corn syrup.
Ban candy.
Make these sugar addicts create and go to their own addicts stores.

we have separate alcohol selling stores for alcohol addicts

we have separate sigarettes.

make separate sugar / candy stores for sugar addicts and sell all sugar and sugar drinks there

ban sugar and corn syrup from schools

make gov run ads on TV , MSM and social media about that sugar is bad for you, ideally targeting school kids

Billions of $ of Coca Cola, PepsiCo , Nestle and Mars aren't our problem if we need to fix this.
Solved.

observe the amount of posts endorsing more laws and bigger government. how about more taxes?

fucking plebs

Does left do any other videos?

Start by reducing the obscene amount of excess sugar in literally everything

Ban junk food and fat peepoo.

Eliminate corn subsidies. That's literally all you have to do.

If you were in charge of fixing obesity in yourself

ftfy

never any mention of personal accountability
its up to someone else to fix you
fucking faggots

The fuck kind of labor could these people even do? Half can't walk further than 20 feet to a bathroom

Are american burial coffins really so fucking huge? do they just stuff in mountains of lard in a small space?

They do that here, it doesn't work. They just complain and then carry on buying the shit anyway.

Fpbp

Even the retards that are lactose intolerant in your country can consume our dairy.

Lmao. Your dairy is riddled with every sort of pathogen imaginable. If anyone is losing weight with your food it's from the week long bouts of dysentery they get each time they try eating it.

It's why we're healthier than you,

Must explain the 36 hour NHS waiting times in a "country" with less than a million "people"

taller than you

Lmao

and smarter than you.

Rofl. Must explain the disparities in Nobels. GDP. Literally anything downstream from intelligence.
Third World cope will never stop being hilarious.

This is a great plan overall. I say we do it

Kek

Fund propaganda that highlights the antisocial elements of obesity. The inherent greed and gluttony, the drain on healthcare, the inconvenience to others. Make obesity shameful again, as it should be, and let the public self-regulate.